"Bridge bean sack, Yoyo, you can't do this, I can't accept this setting. In the love apartment, Guan Gu said to Tang Youyou, who was sitting next to him, with a sad face.

Tang Youyou smiled when he heard this, and took out an awl: "Guan Guan, you have already rejected three plays for me, this opportunity is something I have won with great difficulty, if you give me another moth." ”

Tang Youyou shook the awl on his hand, his expression was very kind, even if he didn't say anything, everyone understood what she meant.

"Don't worry......" Guan Gu swallowed as he looked at the cold light awl, he didn't know why, it felt as if Yoyo would really stab down.

At this time, Zhang Wei walked out of the room, saw this scene and said inexplicably: "What's the matter?

Let's fry it in oil! The children next door were crying when they were breaded. ”

When Mr. Zeng heard this, he naturally explained: "No, we are playing story solitaire, no, Zhang Wei, aren't you autistic?"

But Mr. Zeng seemed to think of something just after speaking, and asked a little strangely?

"Autism?!" Zhang Wei looked confused when he heard this, what the hell is autism? Why should I be autistic?

And Hu Yifei slapped Zeng Xiaoxian's leg when he heard this, and then squeezed his eyebrows, as if to remind Zeng Xiaoxian not to talk nonsense.

Then he immediately turned his head and said to Zhang Wei enthusiastically: "It's okay, Zhang Wei, you are here, come on, come on, just as the plot is over, you come." ”

"What? My plot has just begun! It's about to climax, okay?"

When Tang Youyou heard this, he was immediately unhappy, what is the end of it, it is obviously about to enter the climax.

But as soon as Tang Youyou finished speaking, he was glared back by Hu Yifei.

When Zhang Wei heard this, he always felt a little strange: "No...... I always feel like there's something wrong with you. What the hell is autism that Mr. Zeng said?"

And how could Hu Yifei be so enthusiastic in ordinary times? It's just wearing Pinru's clothes, and there must be a demon when things go wrong.

"Teacher Zeng, what are you doing? It's all out of the internet, you can still make such a big move, I can hear your voice in the room, I originally wanted to take advantage of the disconnection to make up for a beauty sleep." ”

At this time, Qin Yumo opened his door and walked out, squinting and yawning, as if he had just woken up.

But when she saw Zhang Wei in front of her, she suddenly sobered up, and said with some surprise: "Zhang Wei, you are not autistic?!"

When Zhang Wei heard this, a few black lines appeared on his head, who spread the rumor that I was autistic, how idle am I, and how idle I am to be autistic?

Or are you so idle that you're spreading rumors everywhere?

"Where did you hear the rumors?"

When Guan Gu heard this, he said, "But you didn't come out of your room for three days, and you didn't go to work.

Yifei thought that you had been hit by the failure of this case, and she had closed herself off, and she was going to find a psychiatrist for you. ”

Everyone nodded when they heard this, indicating that they knew that this was what they knew, and as for who was the first to say it, they themselves had forgotten.

Zhang Wei was speechless when he heard this, how rich is your imagination? Or are you really idle and have nothing to do?

It seems that there is still not enough work, too idle!

"I didn't go to work because the office gave me my previous leave......

The reason why I didn't come out was because Ren Taitang came out with a new game, I just bought it back, and I've been clearing customs for the past few days......"

"But, you haven't even come out to eat in the past few days, you haven't eaten for three days?" Yifei heard this and said, if you haven't eaten for three days, isn't it autism?

Zhang Wei was inexplicable when he heard this, even if I was really autistic, what does it have to do with not eating?

Does autism still have to go on a hunger strike?

“…… I order takeout in the afternoon because I wake up late, and you're all going to work, so I don't know when I'm going to eat.

But which of you is wrong, and you think I'm on a hunger strike?!"

"So, you're not autistic, you're just playing games all night, so your schedule is completely messed up with us?" Tang Youyou asked in disbelief and uncertainty when he heard this.

Zhang Wei nodded affirmatively: "Of course...... Otherwise, what can I do in my room?

Hu Yifei looked like I had suffered a big loss: "Damn, I thought you were autistic because of this case, and I felt guilty for a long time." ”

"That is, Hu Yifei plans to say that if you don't come out again, I will take you out to see a psychiatrist. As a result, you didn't have any self-containment at all?"

Teacher Zeng was speechless when he heard this, you played a game, you said it earlier, it actually made Hu Yifei worry for so long, she wanted to use this time to pay attention to me, how good.

“…… It's your own imagination that's too rich. I don't have any reason to be autistic, it's not me who borrowed the money, and I have nothing to lose. ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, he sat on the sofa and said helplessly, he has nothing to lose, why should he be autistic?

When Mr. Zeng heard this, he felt as if he had been pierced by something in his heart, and his whole body trembled, but he still pretended to be strong.

Men can't say no.

Qin Yumo heard this and said: "Okay, Zhang Wei's matter is like this, it turns out that we guessed wrong, but what are you doing?"

Now that the internet is off, I'm bored and can only sleep, and I was woken up by you. ”

"We're playing story solitaire! And, Yoyo, you must not do this! The story must not develop like this. You're going to be banned for that!"

As soon as Guan Gu finished speaking, he said to Tang Youyou with a sad face, as if something big was about to happen.

Tang Youyou looked at the crying Guan Gu, but he was a little fearless: "Guan Guan, it's not that I don't help you, but I'm already in the house now, and he is outside the house, what else can you do?"

"That's right, Guan Gu, the wheel of history is rolling, you can't stop it, go on slowly!" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and said while fanning the flames.

Hearing this, Guan Gu said eagerly: "Teacher Zeng, you shut up! ”

And Tang Youyou smiled slightly when he heard this, and took out the awl again: "If you dare to say, it is you who will come in later, or your great-grandfather......

I'll just stab you to death!"

"Wait a minute, what are you talking about, why don't I understand? Can you respect the audience who didn't watch the first half. Let's talk about the synopsis. ”

Qin Yumo hurriedly motioned for everyone to stop, the scene looked very lively, and everyone chatted happily.

But the problem is that they understand every word of what they say, but why can't they understand it at all!?

"Oh, the story of the first half goes like this. When Hu Yifei heard this, he began to tell it vividly.

The story is very simple, Hu Yifei's great-grandmother Hu Xiaofei inexplicably felt that as an advanced intellectual, she should not study hard, do a good job in rear logistics, and contribute materials to the war.

Instead, he inexplicably awakened a sense of mission and felt that he should directly assassinate the traitor, so he took his classmate, Zeng Xiaoxian's great-grandfather Zeng Xian'er, to assassinate Mr. Yi, the biggest traitor in Modutan.

During this period, Hu Xiaofei cosplayed Alice, and successfully had all the characteristics of the anti-Japanese protagonist.

Tearing devils with hands, guns and guns must be hit, light power floats on water, bullets can never be hit, and successfully and easily entered the headquarters.

But because of his teammate Zeng Xian'er's friendly wisdom aura, he was killed by the little devil with an ordinary grenade, no, it was a high bomb, no, it was an atomic bomb.

Then Zeng Xiaoxian, no, it was Zeng Xian'er who was arrested on the spot and sent directly to the prison to torture to extract a confession.

And their classmate Tang Xiaoyou approached Mr. Yi in the name of a star, trying to avenge his classmates, and an advertisement was inserted in the middle.

As a result, when Mr. Yi watched her concert, he directly debunked the fact that she was lip syncing, but out of the needs of the plot, Mr. Yi still took her home.

And the plot has now developed to Tang Xiaoyou's bed in the house, and an awl is placed under the pillow.

And Mr. Yi is outside the door, and Yoyo is thinking about making a boat play for the box office, although I don't know where this scene gets the box office from?

And Guan Gu desperately disagreed with this plot, and the two began to argue.

In Yoyo's opinion, as an actor, it is normal to act in this kind of boat scene and kiss scene, but Guan Gu's machismo is not acceptable at all.

Zhang Wei is a little confused, it's just a story, as for this? It's just a spiritual green hat, a spiritual green hat...... It seems scary......

Although Zhang Wei already knew the plot, he still felt that something was wrong after listening to it, and said to everyone: "I said, you have too little pursuit of this plot, right?"

Hu Yifei was immediately unhappy when he heard this, his characters died because of this incident, but Zhang Wei actually said that there was no pursuit of this matter at all?

"Pursuit? Isn't it very pursuit? Assassinating the biggest traitor in Modutan, this is a very accomplished thing, okay?!

Other TV series have used a full 52 episodes to depict this process, and if you hadn't stopped me just now, I would have ended it in five minutes. ”

"No matter how powerful the second devil is, he is just a dog under the little devil, even if you kill him, the next day another traitor takes over all his affairs, what's the use?

Besides, the main purpose of other people's TV dramas is to get information about other people's military commanders, or to transport some materials out, but your purpose is ......"

Zhang Wei spread his hands when he heard this, you don't want information or anything, just to kill people.

In addition to creating opportunities for the second-in-command below others, it seems to have no other effect.

Although Mr. Zeng felt a little reasonable when he heard this, he still said unhappily: "Then how do you say to shoot?"

"When it comes to the War of Resistance Against Japan, how can we ignore the frontal battlefield! This is the most essential part of the entire War of Resistance against Japan!"

Zhang Wei smiled slightly when he heard this, Guan Gu seemed to remember something, isn't it an opportunity to remedy himself? How did he become Zhang Wei?

However, he couldn't stop Zhang Wei's story from unfolding.

Although Mr. Yi is the biggest traitor in the magic capital, he is just a dog raised by the head of the intelligence department of the Japanese army in East China, and he must be obedient and obedient at all times.

Even when he was in a nightclub, he had to be on call when Dohi Enzaburo was called.

"Boss, the head of the soil and fertilizer agency asked you to come over, saying that there is something important and I want to inform you!"

Just as Mr. Yi was about to open the door and go in, a little brother in a suit hurriedly ran from behind and said.

"What, hurry up and prepare the car, I'll go over right away!" Mr. Yi immediately rushed out without stopping when he heard this, got into the car and immediately went straight to the headquarters.

When Tang Youyou heard this, he was immediately unhappy: "What! He just ran away like this?! There is such a big beauty as me in the house!"

I've worked so hard to set up such a big beauty plan, and I actually went straight to the soup! This is too realistic, right?!

"There's no way, Mr. Renjia Yi is just an errand boy, summoned by the boss, how dare you not obey? If a director looks for you, do you dare not go?" Zhang Wei replied confidently when he heard this.

Tang Youyou said viciously when he heard this, looking at her appearance, he couldn't wait to swallow Zhang Weisheng directly: "Okay, I'll go to the headquarters as him!"

But he's not going to go there for a night! Sooner or later he'll have to come back to sleep! I've got a chance!"

"Zhang Wei ......" Guan Gu heard this, and looked at Zhang Wei sadly, hoping that Zhang Wei could help him prevent this tragedy from happening.

Zhang Wei looked at the two people in front of him and smiled slightly: "Don't worry, I have already arranged everything, you can just watch it." ”

At this time, Mr. Yi, who was sitting in the car and was about to rush to the headquarters, said to the driver next to him: "Xiao Hei, wait a minute, when I get to the headquarters, you can go back directly and settle this Tang Xiaodie."

According to my information, Neon is about to have a big man, and as my little aunt, it's time for him to give me a dedication. ”

As he spoke, Mr. Yi revealed his true face in the dark, which was Lu Ziqiao's great-grandfather Lu Xiaobu.

"What?!"

Tang Youyou screamed angrily when he heard this, and Guan Gu and Zhang Wei slapped their palms without tacit understanding, celebrating the victory of the war.

Tang Youyou looked like I was so stupid and began to repeat: "I'm so stupid, I forgot this trick!"

It's a pity that Zhang Wei ignored Tang Youyou at all and continued to tell the story.

Lu Xiaobu rushed to the headquarters non-stop after hearing the call of Dohi Enzaburo and met his boss, Dohi Enzaburo.

"Yisang, you're here. ”

Enzaburo Tohi looked at the one who came in and said in a standard Mandarin.

When Lu Xiaobu heard this, he immediately bowed 90 degrees: "Hey, Taijun, I'm here!

Tu Feiyuan walked past the desk with a smile and patted Lu Xiaobu's shoulder affectionately.

But as soon as Lu Xiaobu got up, Tu Feiyuan immediately showed a fierce face, slapped Lu Xiaobu in the face, and directly slapped him to the ground.

"It's because of you! The Battle of Kangjiagou will fail!"

After Lu Xiaobu was slapped in the face, he looked inexplicable when he heard this, why should I be blamed for the failure of the Battle of Kangjiagou?

Where is Kangjiagou? I've never heard of this place?

Lu Xiaobu lay on the ground and defended very aggrievedly: "Taijun, I don't know anything!?

Hearing this, Tu Feiyuan said viciously: "Shut up, don't you know that the traitors standing next to our devils are going to be used to slap their mouths?!"

I don't even know this bit of knowledge!How did you become a traitor?!"

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

Although Lu Xiaobu wants to say, what kind of truth is this, and why do you, a neon man, say that you are a devil, why do you say that I am a traitor?

However, after thinking about his identity, Lu Xiaobu decisively chose to shut up, in case he was hit by another big mouth.

Tu Feiyuan walked back to his desk, looked at the flag of the Great Neon Empire hanging behind him, and the portraits of the two sages on the left and right, and couldn't help but sigh.

"The eight-year war of resistance is finally coming to an end, seven years have passed, and there is still one year before we can roll the calves. ”

"Great!"

The two little devils standing guard next to him couldn't help but sigh, as if it was a great happy thing to be able to return to neon.

Tu Feiyuan slapped the table when he heard the words of his subordinates, and said very sadly: "What a fart! Even if there is still a year, we must not relax, and we must stand on the last shift."

And I'm going to be transferred to the front soon. ”

When Lu Xiaobu heard this, he was a little sycophant and said: "Ah, isn't this a good thing? Taijun, the front line, the war, the credit is great." ”

"Yaga, do you think I want to go to the front?!"

When Tu Feiyuan heard Lu Xiaobu's words, he said angrily: "Do you know how long it took me and how much relationship I dragged on? I finally fell from the front line to this place! Do you know what I went through?!

Since I entered China from Korea, I have fought for three years at the beginning, and I have not won a single battle!

Do you know what I've been through on the battlefield?! I saw the martial arts team slap my teammates to death with one slap and tear my teammates in half!

A three-man martial arts team wiped out our entire Sakata brigade! One person blew up our plane with a grenade!

800 miles away, the opponent's sniper wiped out our sniper with one shot, and even the firepower configuration of the US army is not as good as that of the military engineering team!

The machine guns are all standard for each person! Even the buns and vegetables they eat are bombs! Every unit has penicillin! What am I going to do with them?!

But we have never given up! In the 14 years since I entered this land, we have sacrificed hundreds of millions of devils in China.

But we have built an infinite loop of troops, and our Great Neon Empire will not give up until the last moment when the American imperialist father throws the atomic bomb!"

"Atomic bomb?!" Lu Xiaobu was shocked when he heard this: "But haven't we already developed it?"

Wasn't the man who invaded the headquarters before killed by our atomic bomb?

Why be afraid of the atomic bomb of the Bald Eagle Country.

"Baga! You don't know the situation at all! We have already signed a pre-war agreement with Huaguo before the war!

As long as we don't use the atomic bomb, China won't use Yan Shuangying!"

Tu Feiyuan slapped Lu Xiaobu in the face, such a simple truth, don't we understand?

But once we use the atomic bomb, the Chinese side will be the first to use Yan Shuangying, and he only needs to say, I bet that there is no atomic bomb in your shells, and all the atomic bombs of the entire empire will disappear!

Lu Xiaobu was a little speechless when he heard this: "That...... Then Taijun, according to what you say, didn't you go to the battlefield to die? Then just think of a way, don't forget it. ”

What you said was so terrible, and you were so scared, so why did you have to go to the battlefield?

Just find any reason for being sick and don't go.

"Baga, you don't understand the spirit of bushido in our Great Neon Empire at all!" Tu Feiyuan slapped Lu Xiaobu in the face and scolded fiercely.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lu Xiaobu didn't dare to say anything after he was beaten, who made himself a traitor, even if he was slapped with a big mouth, he couldn't say anything.

Why is it that only one is a traitor? Everyone else is anti-Japanese! I am not convinced.

And at this time, the second in the middle of the tenth of the earth fat yuan shouted: "It took us a full thirteen years, since we stepped into this land, we have spent a full thirteen years, summed up all the experiences on the battlefield, and cultivated an ultimate weapon.

He has understood the characteristics of all the battlefields of Huaguo, knows how to deal with those martial engineering teams, he represents the hope of our Great Neon Empire, and represents the beginning of our devil's counterattack!"

In the narration of Tsuchito Yuan, the door next to it suddenly opened, and a strong light shone in from the outside, making the people in the room unable to open their eyes.

A pitch-black figure walked in, accompanied by Dohi Enakaji calling out his name, "Sekiya Kamigoro".

A man who looked exactly like Sekiya Miraculously, with a Sengoku period hairstyle, a kimono, clogs, and a katana hanging from his hat, walked in.

Sekiya Kamago, who walked in, said expressionlessly: "Kanya Kamgoro です!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Guan Gu Shengoro directly took out a gun from his arms and shot Lu Xiaobu.

"ちょっと待って。 ”

Hearing this, Guan Gu in reality couldn't stand it, what the hell? Why was he placed in such a negative role?

Zhang Wei patted Guan Gu and hinted: "Guan Gu, if you think about it, you can arrange this kind of role for Ziqiao, you also sacrifice, there will be benefits in the future." ”

But Guan Gu was still not happy: "No matter what, I should also be a peace-loving island friend's horn, how did I become a humanoid weapon?"

And the accent just now is obviously wrong! Where can I speak such standard Mandarin?"

When Zhang Wei heard this, he said confidently: "As we all know, the Japanese army invading China has a standard Mandarin. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian was also speechless when he heard this: "Yes, we finally arranged for the big boss, and we died so inexplicably?

Hu Yifei agreed very much, and nodded: "That's right, and what you said is too exaggerated?!Tearing the devil by hand, and killing the machine gunner of the devil with one shot 800 meters away, this is also too, right?!"

But when everyone heard her words, they immediately looked at her with a disgusted look, aren't these all the operations you just did?

Hu Yifei saw everyone's eyes and immediately explained: "Although the power of justice is invincible, there must be twists and turns!"

Besides, why did Guan Gu's character kill Zi Qiao's character? Aren't the two of them in the same group?!"

"I'm talking about the normal operation in the TV series!And I didn't say that there are no twists and turns, just look down and know!" Zhang Wei smiled slightly.

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