Chapter 285: The Cry of Inspection
Looking at the back of the traffic police leaving, this person was very proud, lit a cigarette and smiled.
"Hehe, Boss Ma, I said that I want to detain the car, let's go, go to see a doctor, oops, just right, give me a free physical examination, and stay in the hospital for another month." ”
Hearing that this person was touching porcelain, the mud monkey stone pounced on him and wanted to strangle him.
"I'm Cao Nima, my mother will beat you half of your body first, and then cure you for free! Third grandson, don't run !!"
In the end, Ma Tianyao took the two mud monkeys to Meadowzi Town, but this moth made trouble again.
"No, at worst, you have to go to the county hospital. ”
Shi Xiaoxiao wanted to find a brick to shoot people, Ma Tianyao stopped with a smile and spoke.
"Hehe, okay, let's go, go to Heishui County, don't worry, I will help you check your whole body well this time." ”
The three of them took a taxi, and after arriving at the Heishui County Hospital, they came to the doctor.
"Huang Xiaoba, what's uncomfortable?"
The doctor looked at the registration slip in his hand and asked, this porcelain professional named Huang Xiaoba looked at Ma Tianyao and grinned.
"Doctor, I was in a car accident, my whole body is uncomfortable, you give me a good check from head to toe, don't worry about money, she is a big boss and has money. ”
Touching this kind of person, the doctor has seen a lot, and when he heard this, he understood what it meant, looked at Ma Tianyao, Ma Tianyao smiled and nodded.
"Hehe, yes, I'll pay, Dr. Li, you're welcome, check whatever you can for him!"
The doctor smiled wryly and nodded.
"Okay, then I'll make a bill?"
"Let's go!"
So, Ma Tianyaoshi and the two of them, holding a stack of checklists, began to run upstairs and downstairs to check blood pressure, pulse, electrocardiogram, chest X-ray, blood routine, urine routine, liver function......
At the blood drawing window, Huang Xiaoba was drawn with tubes of blood on his arm, and he was about to cry, and when he looked at Ma Tianyao, he had to pretend to have a smug expression, not to mention how depressed he was.
After taking the CT scan, color ultrasound, and taking the color MRI, the three of them were checked from morning to afternoon, blood and urine tests, urine and stool tests, and tossed until the evening, and finally half of the examination reports were not checked.
Huang Xiaoba really didn't expect Ma Tianyao to be a bartender, so he actually got up with himself, leaned on the hospital bed, and persuaded with a dry smile.
"Hehe, Boss Ma, it's a lot of money today, right?
Ma Tianyao stood against the door and said with a smile.
"Hehe, money is something outside the body, it is important to treat you, you eat more, and you have to check several things on an empty stomach tomorrow morning. ”
"Ahem...... Ahem, that, if you don't give me some money, let's forget it, look at you, you waste a day with me today, and you spent so much without making money. ”
"No, no, no, the traffic police uncle has said that you must be treated, you don't have to worry about money. ”
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Day 2......
At eight o'clock in the morning, Ma Tianyao took Huang Xiaoba and began to run upstairs and downstairs again to check, and in the afternoon, Huang Xiaoba still wanted to persuade Ma Tianyao, but after all the examinations were completed, Ma Tianyao went to the doctor to open a list again, and when he saw the list this time, Huang Xiaoba cried directly.
"Let's go, keep checking, I'll take a look, uh...... Let's go for a gastroscopy first......"
Hearing the gastroscopy, Huang Xiaoba's legs became weak, and when this thing came out, it was like being stripped of a layer of skin, and when she came to the door of the gastroscopy room, Ma Tianyao took a small bottle of lidocaine hydrochloride for her.
"Drink. Blue bottle, strawberry flavor. ”
Huang Xiaoba held the small glass bottle, his hands trembled, and asked with a dry smile.
"Hehe, my stomach is fine, so I don't need to do a gastroscopy, right?"
Shi Xiaoxiao waved his hand beside him, and opened his mouth righteously.
"That's okay, drink it quickly, otherwise if you really have stomach cancer, what if you have it, what if we hit it? Let's check, if it's really advanced stomach cancer, we will all rest assured, and go directly to cremation, I have acquaintances." ”
"I ......"
Huang Xiaoba rolled his eyes, frowned at the brown bottle in his hand, opened the lid with difficulty, raised his head and grunted, and dried it in one go.
"Wow...... Yes...... Gee...... Ah......h
Then, his painful face was distorted, and before he could stretch his distorted face, he listened to Ma Tianyao's urging.
"You can't drink water, no matter how uncomfortable it is, you have to endure it, otherwise you have to drink it again. ”
Huang Xiaoba, who was just about to drink water, immediately screamed, and it wasn't over yet, Shi Xiaoxiao next to him laughed.
"Hurry up and enjoy it, drink lidocaine and be scared? There will be more excitement, come on, you must hold on, the disease will overcome you sooner or later." ”
Huang Xiaoba was about to scold a few words, but the doctor inside had already shouted.
"Next, Huang Xiaoba......"
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Coming out of the gastroscopy room, Huang Xiaoba felt that his throat and intestines were not his own, and he was helped by Shi Xiaoxiao and Ma Tianyao to go to the next room.
"Again...... What are you going to check again? I suddenly felt ...... It doesn't seem to be sick, or let's forget it, I don't need any money, okay?"
Huang Xiaoba looked at the doctor wearing a mask and was a little scared, and looked at Ma Tianyao pleadingly, but in exchange, he sneered coldly.
"Hehe, if you want to stay with money, the doctor is in a hurry, come, let's wear the bones first." ”
"Bone ...... What are you doing with bone piercing?"
The doctor wearing a mask next to him explained to Ma Tianyao with a smile.
"Oh, bone puncture is bone marrow puncture, and it's done to check for diseases in your blood system, such as whether you have leukemia or something...... Come, lie down, check, you'll be much more relieved when you're done. ”
Huang Xiaoba was grabbed by the drag, and when he saw the needle picked up by the doctor, he let out a cry like killing a pig......
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After the bone was pierced, Huang Xiaoba was about to collapse, and before he had time to beg for mercy, Shi Xiaoxiao next to him took the list and looked at it.
“…… Well...... The next one is...... Waist wearing, go, it should be next to it......"
As soon as the words fell, poof, Huang Xiaoba knelt down for the two of them, crying.
"Two eldest sisters, I beg you, let me go, if you keep tossing, I'm not sick but I'm sick, I really can't stand it......"
"What kind of line is this, the money for the waist wear has been given, and the hospital has no statement of returning the money, what a waste if you don't wear it, or ...... You called your sick father to check it out?"
"I ...... I'm ...... I was wrong, two sisters, can I lose money, I'll pay you for the medical expenses, don't pierce it, okay?"
Ma Tianyao smiled and returned Huang Xiaoba's words untouched.
"Hehe, then are you going to be public or private? What about the public, just continue to investigate, if you can't find the disease, let's go to Xianyang City Hospital tomorrow to continue the investigation, what gastroscopy, colonoscopy, bone puncture, lumbar puncture again. Until I find out, it's private......"
"I'm private......"
"Hehe, it's private, just lose some money. ”
"And how much is this?"
"We are all villagers, let alone eight thousand or five thousand, let's make up a whole for you and pay 10,000. ”
"Huh?"
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