2. Mouse, Hu Yifei
"Mouse!
"Ahhh
"Ahhh
"Ahh
At twelve o'clock in the evening, the screams of several men resounded throughout the love apartment.
When I used to watch TV, Zhang Wei still felt a little disdainful when he saw that Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian were actually scared by a mouse.
A big man, how can he be afraid of a mouse and be afraid of being like that, what is there to be afraid of a mouse.
But when looking at the mouse chasing the two people, Zhang Wei decisively closed the open door, and then peeked at the battle situation outside from the cat's eye on the door.
Why does the door inside the apartment have a cat's eye?
Tough apartment, no need to explain.
I saw that this mouse seemed to be quite bold, and under the magical attack of the Yamato samurai Seigani, he still refused to give the head, and kept dodging around, moving, moving, moving.
At this time, Lu Ziqiao joined the battle circle, and Lu Ziqiao joined the battle circle.
Lu Ziqiao picked up the alarm clock on the table and threw it at the mouse.
The alarm clock accurately hit the main output Guan Gu magic, and Guan Gu magic fainted!
Zhang Wei really couldn't stand it, Zhang Wei couldn't stand it anymore, and Zhang Wei also joined the battle circle.
……
"Yifei, you are really amazing, where is Hu Yifei, it's just Hu Yidao. It's really more Donnie Yen than Jet Li. Zhang Wei sighed while holding the mop while dragging the blood stains on the ground.
There is no scene of Hu Yifei killing a mouse with his bare hands in the TV series, but just now, Zhang Wei witnessed this scene with his own eyes.
Shock!
It is worthy of the third gender that surpasses human beings, a female doctor.
"You scrap wood, a few big men are actually afraid of a little mouse. ”
Hu Yifei looked at Lu Ziqiao, who was sitting on the sofa and hugging each other, trembling, and Zeng Xiaoxian smiled contemptuously.
"It's not fear! It's not fear! It's called animal protection, do you understand!"
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was trembling, was immediately unhappy when he heard this, how could he lose face in front of Hu Yifei.
"I'm not afraid, it's just disgusting. Zhang Wei shrugged his shoulders with his hand on the mop and said indifferently.
And Ziqiao was still in a state of fright, holding Teacher Zeng next to him, trembling, unable to say a word.
"Who said I was afraid of rats?"
At this time, Guan Gu covered the back of his head and swayed and got up from behind the sofa, looking at Lu Ziqiao with a painful expression.
"Mr. Samurai, then why did you faint on the floor just now?" Hu Yifei seemed to hear a big joke, and then asked with a smile on his face.
"Guan Gu is really not afraid, but Ziqiao accidentally injured him when he smashed the mouse with the alarm clock. Zhang Wei put the mop in the corner and sat on the sofa to explain.
"Don't yell in the middle of the night in the next three watches, and let people not sleep. Hu Yifei looked at the living treasure foursome in front of him a little speechlessly.
At this time, Tang Youyou also walked into the living room with the bear doll in his arms, and kept yawning as he walked in, looking like he had just woken up.
"Look, Yoyo and I woke up. When Hu Yifei saw Tang Youyou walking in, he seemed to have decisive evidence, and he became even more confident.
Who knew that when he heard this, Tang Youyou, who was yawning, suddenly said: "Sister Yifei, I was woken up by you!"
Damn, don't I Hu Yifei want to lose face?
"It's all hurt by these four bastards!" Hu Yifei flashed his thoughts, and directly threw the pot to the four boys.
"Isn't it just a mouse?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked a little strangely when he heard this.
Zhang Wei looked at Teacher Zeng with caring eyes and shrugged his shoulders: "She said the four of us. ”
Now Zhang Wei believes that Zeng Xiaoxian can get a double master's degree from Jiaotong University, definitely relying on the halo of the protagonist.
"Huh?"
Tang Youyou seemed a little frightened when he heard this, and pulled the tail of Guan Gu's dinosaur pajamas: "How can there be mice in the apartment?"
Hu Yifei crossed his hands on his hips and pointed at Zhang Wei and the others: "The love apartment never makes trouble, it all depends on a few of you, and the leftover takeaway is never thrown away!
Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao were not ashamed when they heard this, but were proud, and put on a pose.
"Wait a minute, Yifei, I've only moved here for two days, this shouldn't be my business, you can't do it. ”
When Zhang Wei heard this, he was a little embarrassed, but he immediately reacted, what does this matter to himself?
Hu Yifei rolled his eyes: "I'm worried that you are close to the ink black, just these two bastards, even Guan Gu can be bad." ”
"By the way, Guan Gu, didn't you tell me before that there were cockroach rats in the apartment, didn't you do this?"
Zhang Wei suddenly thought of the cockroach rat, one of the four fantastic creatures in the love apartment, and turned his head to Guan Gu and asked.
"Did I tell you? No, no, the cockroach rat is a lot bigger than it. Moreover, the cockroach rat is a new species, a comprehensive variant of a cockroach and a mouse, with a hard shell, 6 legs and other characteristics of a cockroach, and at the same time has the characteristics of a mouse such as gray fur and a long tail, so it is named cockroach rat. ”
Guan Gu was a little strange when he heard Zhang Wei's words, did he tell Zhang Wei?
However, he immediately disregarded it, and began to describe the cockroach rat he had found earlier.
"Hey, Guan Gu, don't say it, if you keep talking, I'll be disgusted. Hu Yifei felt goosebumps when he heard this, and quickly rubbed his arms.
"Ah, what then? It's not going to be a rat's nest. Tang Youyou was a little scared and grabbed Guan Gu's tail.
"It's okay, don't we have a Fei? Don't say it's a cockroach rat, even if it's a Gundam rat, it's a second kill. Unafraid. Zhang Wei said very confidently, as if he was the one who was fighting the mouse.
"If it happens, I'll kill a few of you first, and then I'll kill the rats. Hearing this, Hu Yifei stared directly at Zhang Wei and the others with murderous eyes.
"What's the use of destroying us. ”
"Killing rodents is to cure the roots, and exterminating you is to solve the problem at the root. ”
Seeing Hu Yifei's eyes, the three people sitting on the sofa tacitly moved back a square position.
"I'm hiring roommates right now! You guys have seriously affected the reputation of our floor, how can I hire people then?"
"What do you do with your roommate?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked a little nervously, what if it was a handsome guy, wouldn't it be more dangerous.
"Zhan Bo Wanyu has traveled the world, and it is fun for me and Yoyo to pay the rent for four people. ”
After speaking, Hu Yifei seemed to think of something, glanced up and down at the three people on the sofa, and suddenly smiled with a smile on his face, and said like a trafficker tempting a child: "Or ...... Which of you will move in? Don't worry, I can protect you!"
Hearing this, the three people sitting on the sofa instantly moved back a square.
Hu Yifei's face instantly turned cold, and his smile gradually disappeared.
That's not right......
Zhang Wei suddenly thought of something.
Why don't you move in? You must know that there are three beautiful women in the next bedroom immediately, and I live a life of cohabitation without shame and irritability between them.
And here, three big men with buckled feet......
Do you still need to think about how to choose?
Looking at Hu Yifei, who turned around and was about to leave, Zhang Wei hurriedly shouted.
"Wait a minute, Kazuki. ”