"Ahhhh!!!!!h

Guan Gu, I'll kill you!

(╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻”

Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be possessed by Bruce Lee, and directly turned on the Wushuang mode and kicked open the door of Guan Gu.

Seeing Guan Gu sitting in front of the computer, Mr. Zeng pounced directly like a hungry tiger, as if he was crazy, and shook Guan Gu desperately.

Guan Gu suddenly had a feeling of sitting on a jumping machine, but unfortunately the jumping machine is up and down, and this is a front and back ......

"Teacher Zeng, are you crazy?! You're about to shake my brain out. ”

After Guan Gu broke free of Zeng Xiaoxian's claws, he felt that his entire brain was dizzy and was about to vomit.

You're shaking too hard, aren't you? What do you think of me?

Shake the rock?

And when Lu Ziqiao saw Zeng Xiaoxian's reaction, his eyes suddenly lit up: "What's wrong?"

Teacher Zeng, is the person who came really a big beauty?!

What is the height and weight of the three measurements?!

Are there any photos?

Where does the family live?

Do you have a brain?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't expect it when he heard Lu Ziqiao's words, and replied directly: "It's not just a big beauty......!

Wrong...... How did you know that Nuolan was a beauty?

I'll just say that you must have told the secret! Hu Yifei was led by you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian heard Lu Ziqiao's words and first followed along, and then suddenly found that Ziqiao's words seemed to be a little wrong.

Nuo Lan was a beauty, and she had just known about it, and she had never known about it before.

The two of them are in the apartment, how will they know?

Really!

There is only one truth!

To the devil, no, it's just a few of you who will lead the way for Yifei!

I never thought that it was you who betrayed me!

"You who betrayed the revolution and betrayed your comrades, you will have retribution!

A good night for me was ruined by you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian angrily reprimanded the two people in front of him, are there any brothers like you?

Actually make a small report!

I finally met a beautiful woman, and it turned out to be like this.

It's okay if you don't get it, and now that both of you have paid it, how can you compensate me?

As soon as Zhang Wei, who walked back slowly, heard Zeng Xiaoxian's angry rebuke as soon as he entered the door, he couldn't help but complain: "Teacher Zeng, it should be a betrayal of the revolution and betraying your comrades......

You're also a radio anchor, and you can't even speak?"

"It's all the same!

Zhang Wei, tell them!Love apartment, what is the first article of the brotherly code?!

What are the consequences of offending?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand when he heard this, saying that Zhang Wei didn't care about these small details, there were more important things now.

"Whoever is a brother will be loyal to each other and act righteously, and whoever deceives and does not tell his brother will be killed.

Sounds like heaven and earth will meet...... Rules. ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, he buttoned his unshaved mustache and said.

It always feels like it's the club rules of the old boy......

As for how did this brotherhood code come about?

Since the last time a few of them were easily breached by Hu Yifei from the inside of the fortress.

Zeng Xiaoxian and the others all began to learn from their lessons, and in the end they came to the simple conclusion that their own people were too disunited.

Dealing with a big demon king like Hu Yifei, even if it is unity, it will have no effect!

However, if you don't unite, you will die even worse, so it's better to be united.

Therefore, Zeng Xiaoxian Guan Gu and several people passed the law of love apartment brothers.

Let all the boys in the love apartment be forced to sign a contract, including Zhanbo, who was still in Afghanistan at that time.

The specific treaties are as follows:

Love Apartment "Brother Code":

All brothers should be loyal to each other and righteous to each other

Those who deceive and do not tell their brothers will be killed!

Those who bully their sisters-in-law will be killed!

Those who knowingly defy the law will be killed!

The final chapter of the brotherly code,

Those who arouse public outrage will be killed!

"You two already know that Nuo Lan is a beauty, so if you don't tell me in advance, forget it!

After all, I know that you can't win the championship without me leading the team, I understand this!

But you actually told Hu Yifei after I left, you are letting me die!

Don't you know Hu Yifei?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with some grief and indignation, didn't you send me to death?!

Hu Yifei saw that he was with a beautiful woman, and he was lucky not to kill himself tonight.

"This, Teacher Zeng, we really don't know that she is a beauty.

She's your colleague, not mine, how do we know what she looks like? Even if we receive the news, you will receive the news in advance!"

Hearing this, Ziqiao said confidently, before saying something, he had to show evidence!

Do you have proof that I knew that?

Zeng Xiaoxian was a little speechless when he heard this.

yes, I don't even know about it myself, how do they know?

Theoretically, even if I knew, I would know it myself.

"No, how can you not know if others don't know?!

Don't forget, Lisa is your ex-girlfriend!

Lu Ziqiao, Lu Ziqiao, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be possessed by a detective at this time, pointing at Ziqiao with his finger, as if there was only one truth.

"Lisa, who is Lisa?"

And when Lu Ziqiao heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words, he looked dazed, who is this name you are talking about?

"But it's a familiar name, I think I've heard it there. ”

"Teacher Zeng, you forgot, Ziqiao has a hard drive cleaning function, and based on his brain capacity, he only remembers the last two. ”

Zhang Wei looked at Ziqiao, who was dazed, and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder.

In this scientific world, there is also an unscientific Ziqiao brain, and there is no way.

Half-hung detective Zeng Xiaoxian, reasoning failed.

Zeng Xiaoxian also remembered Ziqiao's unscientific setting at this time, but he continued: "I...... Then how do you explain that Hu Yifei will appear in that hotel!

And Hu Yifei has already said that she was sent by the two of you, and the evidence is ironclad, how can you refute it?"

When Guan Gu heard this, he put on a disgusted expression, such a simple thing, you still can't think of it?

"Teacher Zeng, think about it with your brain, do you think there is someone in this apartment who can support Yifei?"

"Hmm...... It doesn't seem to be. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian thought a little when he heard this, and Hu Yifei, who has been standing at the top of the biological chain of the love apartment.

It seems that there are really no natural predators......

Ziqiao shrugged his shoulders helplessly when he heard this: "So, Yifei just heard from us that a female colleague from your radio station came."

Then Guan Gu said maybe it was a beauty, and Yifei couldn't wait to catch the rapist, it's such a simple thing. ”

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he immediately laughed: "So that's the case." ”

"It's not like you two are informing!

And what is it called catching rapists? What did I do? What does Yifei have to do with me?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian turned his face directly and said, you two are talking so much nonsense, the culprit is not the two of you?

"Okay, Mr. Zeng, you really can't blame me for this, when the two of us were chatting, who knew that Yifei would come in?

And listen to us only half of what we say, this is probably the will of God.

And this is not a bad thing, Yifei ran over so excited, proving that she must have you in her heart. ”

Guan Gu comforted Zeng Xiaoxian when he heard this, Teacher Zeng was destined to have no peach blossom luck in this life.

With Youfei here, what peach blossoms dare to come? Not afraid of becoming peach blossom sauce?

"Really?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was a little incredulous when he heard this, but he seemed to think of something, and said with some sadness and indignation.

"What's the use of saying this now? What providence? I'm now losing the beauty and the lady.

God, why are you doing this to me?! People buy one get one free, I lose one get one free......

"Madam, Mr. Zeng, didn't you say that Yifei is not yours, why is she now a lady?"

When Zhang Wei heard this, he couldn't help but complain, saying no, his body is very honest!

"It's all said, don't care about the details, let's say, how are you going to compensate me?!

Without ten super luxury finger cakes, this thing will definitely not pass!"

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Guan Gu and said angrily, this time it is no longer a problem that can be solved by ultra-luxury finger cakes.

At least ten, and with ketchup!

And Ziqiao heard the words and said slowly: "Teacher Zeng, I remember who saw my little aunt in the bar last time......"

And Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just heard the beginning, suddenly covered Ziqiao's mouth: "Nothing!

"What's wrong with your little aunt?

Guan Gu heard Ziqiao's words and combined with Teacher Zeng's reaction just now, and asked with some suspicion.

I feel like you're hiding something from me, and I have proof.

Teacher Zeng directly changed the topic and said: "It's nothing, Guan Gu, why don't you feel nervous at all!"

The CS game is about to start, let's fight on the battlefield together!

It's a brother, come and shoot me!"

Guan Gu couldn't help but shake his head when he heard this, do you think I'm so easy to deceive: "No, you definitely have something to hide from me?!"

And it's related to Yoyo, what the hell is going on?"

Ziqiao said a little indifferently: "It's not a big deal."

It's just my little aunt's hand that was touched by fans when she was in a bar, and Mr. Zeng still saw it at the time. ”

"Nani!"

When Guan Gu heard this, he jumped up directly from his seat and grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, you already knew about this! You didn't tell me!"

"Well, it's not very early, it's just that I accidentally saw it.

And Yoyo asked me not to tell you, I'm also doing it for your own good......"

Teacher Zeng looked at the menacing Guan Gu and said with some fear, now it is one of the most terrifying forms of Guan Gu.

Sekiya Magic: Jealousy Form.

"Okay, Guan Gu, calm down, it's just that a fan accidentally touched Youyou's hand, it's not a big deal. ”

When Zhang Wei saw Guan Gu in the form of a berserker, he couldn't help but go up and appease him.

"This one I ...... Barely understood!

But, Mr. Zeng, what did you just say?!

The first article of the brotherly code!

Those who deceive and do not sue their brothers!

You know that, but don't forget the third one!

And a third!

Those who knowingly commit crimes and defy the law will be killed!

If you commit two crimes in a row, you will be unforgivable!"

Looking at Guan Gu, who was gritting his teeth, Zeng Xiaoxian was suddenly stunned: "That, I was wrong, give me a chance to atone for my sins!"

I'm going to take you to the CS championship, trust me. ”

When Ziqiao heard this, he nodded and said, "Okay, it's just that we need one to attract vitality."

Then Teacher Zeng went up to be a death squad, and we were responsible for the attack in the back, which was perfect!"

"So what are you waiting for?

The four of them immediately sat down in front of the computer and logged into the game account.

"Teacher Zeng, how do you get stuck one card at a time? I feel like you're going to drop at any time......

As soon as Zhang Wei entered the game, he saw that Mr. Zeng's character was constantly shaking back and forth.

Moreover, I feel inexplicably that there is still a trace of obscenity, should it be said that it is worthy of Mr. Zeng's game character?

"Well, I don't know.

When I turned on the computer just now, my 360 boot assistant was so praised for me, this time it took three minutes and 56 seconds to boot up, beating 1% of the computers in the country.

Let me keep trying.

It shouldn't be too much of a problem, right?"

Zhang Wei said a little embarrassed when he heard this: "Well, Mr. Zeng, why don't you go offline and clean up the computer, kill the virus and come up again......"

He didn't really think that the 360 boot assistant was praising him!

"Where is it so complicated, just unload the 360.

We may not be able to solve the problem, but we can solve the person who asked the problem, so there will be no problem. ”

Ziqiao smiled and gave Zeng Xiaoxian a thumbs up, as if it made sense.

“……”

Guan Gu looked at the three people who were still chatting, and said a little speechlessly: "Don't say it, how can I have time to quit now?"

The other side is almost over, ready for a first-level battle, this time we don't have a plug-in for Zhanbo. ”

When is this all about! Time to joke?

And the passers-by on the opposite side, A, B, and C, couldn't help but have questions when they looked at the few people opposite them.

Passerby C couldn't help but say, "Why are there four people on the other side?

Shall we report them?"

"Oh, I'll take a look. ”

When passerby A heard this, he couldn't help but look at the other side.

When he saw Mr. Zeng's nickname "A good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian", he said directly.

"It's okay, that's Zeng Xiaoxian, his combat power is not even as good as air, why don't you give a head for nothing?"

Passerby B: "Don't say it, the other party is coming."

Well, why is it just one person?

And why is he shaking while he walks? Is this provoking us?"

looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was constantly shaking back and forth while walking towards him and the others.

The small eyes of the three people on the other side couldn't help but have big doubts.

How do you carry Pinru's wardrobe?

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