Well?

Xu Hanrong was stunned, took out his mobile phone in surprise, and said suspiciously:

"What are you ordering takeout for?"

Could it be that before the duel, Lin Haoyu still wanted to eat some takeout to fill his stomach?

Xu Hanrong wanted to speak and stopped, and sighed a little tangled:

"Brother Yu, can't you eat all the dishes on this table, and we will never let you settle the bill, rest assured to eat......"

Before the words fell, Lin Haoyu couldn't help but sigh and shook his head with a sad face.

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that this Lao Xu actually thought of himself as this kind of person!

"Alas! really, the world is not ancient!"

Lin Haoyu sighed and shook his head, ran to the side and ate a few bites, then continued to turn around and said vaguely:

"Lao Xu, takeaway!"

Xu Hanrong: ......

Wiping a handful of cold sweat on his forehead, Xu Hanrong smiled, but he had no choice but to order a takeout, and then saw a prompt on his mobile phone that the order had been taken.

"Ding!"

That's right!

A strange smile swept up at the corner of Lin Haoyu's mouth, and the action of eating instantly froze, and he slowly got up, and said with an evil smile:

"Now, Lao Xu, tell me, do you need me to do something?"

What to do?

Xu Hanrong looked at Lin Haoyu a few more times in surprise, although there were rumors on the Internet such as "Brother Yu is a psychopath", but no matter how smart he was, he didn't expect that this was actually very true.

"Brother Yu, are you sure you don't need to call the Kyoto Mental Hospital?"

Slightly stunned, he pouted in surprise and said:

"Alright, talk well!"

Lin Haoyu rolled his eyes at Xu Hanrong with palpitations, secretly rejoicing in his heart:

"Phew, fortunately, this strange system didn't directly give me a mentally ill skill because of this sentence......"

You don't necessarily have this kind of weird skill, but considering that this is a non-serious system, it's not surprising to have some messy skills.

Blinking, Xu Hanrong cleared his throat, looked at Lin Haoyu with caring eyes, and said seriously:

"Brother Yu, please duel with Tian Changxuan!"

In the next second, a burst of synthesized electronic sound pierced Lin Haoyu's ears.

Since it is detected that the host is currently in the process of taking out, the full-level takeaway skill will be transformed into a full-level literary skill for thirty minutes, please use it properly. ”

With a smack, Lin Haoyu only felt trembling, and there was another "literary LV: max" skill in his skill column, which was shining with gold and was extraordinary at a glance.

As soon as the words landed, I saw Lin Haoyu raise his eyebrows excitedly, and he smirked and suddenly laughed.

it!

It's really good, as long as you make good use of the full-level skills of takeaway, it is equivalent to invincible!

"Hey, hey, system, does it mean that as long as you are on the way to takeout, all the requirements made by customers can be turned into skills?"

Lin Haoyu proudly looked at the golden-shaped literary skill marker, and with a roll of his eyes, he came up with some good ideas.

If you can make good use of this takeout skill, you can even use it for many big occasions in the future.

For example, on the eve of the concert, you can add a buff of "singing LV:max" or something, which is simply against the sky!

The system was silent for a long time before flickering for a while, and then replied:

"Ding! The host is right, it is worthy of the host selected by the system with excellent talents. ”

Lin Haoyu scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly, but the next second, he suddenly smiled and frowned in surprise and thought:

"Huh, it's a little strange that you're complimenting me coldly. ”

As he spoke, Lin Haoyu looked at the system vigilantly, for fear that something would come out of the trap.

The system was speechless for a moment, and had to fall into a permanent silence, no matter how much it called.

"Forget it, Tian Changxuan, what's the matter, I'll be ugly first. ”

Lin Haoyu snorted and smiled treacherously, then moved his wrist and prepared to pick up the pen and ink.

Call.

Taking a deep breath, Lin Haoyu closed his eyes lightly, and indifferently waved a large pen on the paper, and a thick ink instantly covered the entire picture.

After the strengthening of full-level literary skills, Lin Haoyu's current calligraphy has even reached the level of being able to produce calligraphy.

"Smoke lock pond willow, this should be the absolute in literature. ”

The corners of Lin Haoyu's mouth swept up with a chuckle, even if he was the reincarnation of Su Dongpo - then again, who is Su Dongpo?

Click, put down the pen, raise your eyes and stare at the pair.

The five big characters of smoke lock pond willow came into view, and the strength and skill of this brush were obviously very strong, and even the well-informed Xu Hanrong couldn't help but shrink suddenly at this moment.

"Smoke lock pond willow, this pair seems simple, but there are five elements hidden in it. ”

Xu Hanrong touched his chin and couldn't help but nod approvingly, thinking in amazement.

The profundity of Chinese characters lies in the fact that the pronunciation and shape of the characters must be correct, which can barely be called neat. And if you want to be right, you have to be right.

However, there are very few people in the world who can achieve this, and everyone who has studied Chinese characters all their lives has basically ascended to heaven.

Lin Haoyu exhaled, hehe smiled and hugged his chest with his hands, trembling with laughter, and said evilly:

"Lao Xu, thank you for your takeaway this time. ”

Fortunately, there is a good brother who listened to his words and ordered takeout, if it is replaced by some unsympathetic guys, Lin Haoyu can choose to take the dog.

Xu Hanrong was stunned for a moment, smiled embarrassedly and didn't say anything.

Harris, who was watching the bustle from the side, didn't know when he fell asleep unconsciously, after all, he didn't know Chinese characters, and he could only be bored when he looked at it.

Although as a foreign minister, Harris knows some simple Chinese characters, but he is too esoteric about pairs.

Lin Haoyu shook his head and sighed, it was absolutely extraordinary, then he squinted his eyes slightly, and looked at Tian Changxuan on the opposite side with a sneer:

"I don't know what kind of pair this kid will make......"

As the name suggests, a pair must be able to match before it is called a pair, but the sentence "smoke lock pond willow" is Lin Haoyu's original in this time and space, so there is no such thing as absolute.

The so-called brick family has never seen it, so how can they draw conclusions?

The smile on Lin Haoyu's face became more and more vigorous, and he smirked the pen in his hand with ink again, and wrote the inscription in the blank space of the paper:

The three small characters "Lin Haoyu" in the lower left corner of the entire picture, although they are not conspicuous, can prove that they were written by Lin Haoyu.

Tian Changxuan didn't know at all that Lin Haoyu was full of bad water at the moment, and he searched for the eternal absolutes in his mind.

"Rub, if you want to defeat this guy in one fell swoop, it will take a lot of effort to figure it out......"

Tian Changxuan frowned, picked up the pen with a solemn face, sweat oozed slightly on his forehead, sighed, and said secretly:

"Professor of the Department of Chinese, no matter how you say it, there is absolutely a façade effort. ”

Just like him, relying on his father's identity as a general is naturally not enough, Tian Changxuan's literary skills are actually not bad, and he also graduated from the Department of Chinese at Kyoto University.

Call!

Sighing, Tian Changxuan moved his shoulders at this time, took a horse step, and immediately picked up the pen to write.

"Absolutely, there are many pairs that have been matched by modern people, but only this one is unrivaled!"

Tian Changxuan sneered and hummed, when the text was reformed, someone suggested that a few new glyphs and phonetic meanings be repaired, so as to fulfill the absolute wish for the ages.

It's a pity that no one is right up to now.

Tian Changxuan swallowed his saliva fiercely, gritted his teeth, and the huge brush kept waving on the rice paper, and within a few minutes, a long line of upper links appeared:

Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Tower, Jianglou Eternity, River Flow.

The first two lines of the poem and the last two sentences just form a correspondence, and the middle "Wangjiang downstairs Wangjiangliu" is the finishing touch, directly connecting two things that are not at all together.

Admittedly, there is no great writer who can solve this mystery in this plane.

"Now, labor and management want to see how you can solve it!"

Tian Changxuan looked at Lin Haoyu indifferently with an evil smile, directly smashed the pen in his hand to the ground, and stood in place lightly.

Lin Haoyu smiled, stretched out his hand to make a gesture of please, and said:

"What, Brother Tian, this is finished? Then let's start the next pair?"

Hum!

Tian Changxuan snorted coldly, stood up arrogantly, and despised Lin Haoyu, and then slowly walked to the pair written by Lin Haoyu.

Seeing this, Lin Haoyu was not annoyed, smiled, and walked to the other party's pair.

Lin Haoyu licked his dry lips, sneered a few times, stood in place with a calm face, and glanced at Shanglian:

"It's kind of interesting, but it's not absolute. ”

Can't get the next link?

Impossible!

Lin Haoyu yawned easily and rubbed his misty eyes, but there was no trace of wanting to move.

"Let's take a look at that kid's joke first, maybe you'll be scared away. ”

Lin Haoyu laughed a few times, stretched out the little finger of his left hand and plucked his ear a little boredly, and looked up at Tian Changxuan.

Tian Changxuan shook his head and slowly walked to Lin Haoyu's couplet, showed a slight smile, picked up the brush on the table, and said with a smile:

"Yo, I didn't expect our Lin Haoyu to really make a pair, let me see, is it my three-year-old nephew who can also untie it?"

naked sarcasm, but Lin Haoyu smiled indifferently at all, picked up the brush from the ground, dipped it in ink, and smiled disdainfully:

"I don't know if the three-year-old nephew can't solve it, but you're not as good as others. ”

Joke!