Chapter Thirty-Seven: Seventy-two Strategies for Chasing Love
This is the most unpleasant meal Li Xiaoxiao has ever eaten, she watched the old naughty boy and Jiang Yiming finish drinking the bottle of wine, the two drunk people hugged each other like long-lost brothers and cried bitterly, saying that it is not easy to be a man, and in the end, the old naughty boy had to let Li Xiaoxiao drive Jiang Yiming home.
"Where's the key?" Li Xiaoxiao finally threw the drunk Jiang Yiming in the co-pilot, but found that she couldn't find the key, and Jiang Yiming was still confused and said, "Uncle, have another drink!"
"Come back, don't think about coming again!" Li Xiaoxiao kicked Jiang Yiming, Jiang Yiming didn't feel it, she had to rummage on him by herself.
Jiang Yiming turned his head in a daze, only 0.1cm away from Li Xiaoxiao's lips, his warm snort pounced on Li Xiaoxiao's face, the lips that had drunk wine were bright and dripping, Li Xiaoxiao only felt that her breathing was about to stop, and her heartbeat accelerated.
But she quickly came to her senses, took out the key she had touched, turned her head, started the car, and tried to leave as fast as she could.
Not long after, she drove to the vicinity of Jiang Yiming's house, and she shook Jiang Yiming, "Hey, wake up, you're home." β
But Jiang Yiming didn't react, no matter how he pushed, he couldn't push.
"You don't have to let me send you home, do you?" Li Xiaoxiao clenched her fists and stretched out to Jiang Yiming, who was still lying asleep, "I really want to blow up your pig face!"
Li Xiaoxiao saw that Jiang Yiming was not awake, pinched Jiang Yiming's nose with her hand, and looked at Jiang Yiming and only "hummed", which made her laugh a little proudly.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the window next to her, and a coquettish voice came, "Ming Shao-"
"Are you?" A girl with heavy makeup stood outside, Li Xiaoxiao couldn't help but roll her eyes, got out of the car, and stuffed the key into the girl's hand, "I'm nothing, I'm just responsible for sending him home, and he'll hand it over to you." β
Li Xiaoxiao handsomely carried her bag and left, but she was suddenly pulled by someone, it was Jiang Yiming, "Wait a minute." β
"When did you wake up?" Li Xiaoxiao was a little surprised, she couldn't wake up just now no matter how she called Jiang Yiming.
"When you want to blow up my pig face. Jiang Yiming actually woke up a long time ago, but he liked to see Li Xiaoxiao's careful thoughts, and only then would she not refuse herself. But he didn't expect to encounter his peach blossom debt.
"Hmph. Li Xiaoxiao knew that she had been dumped by Jiang Yiming again, and wanted to leave angrily, but her hand was grabbed by Jiang Yiming, "Let go." β
"Don't loose, Xiaoxiao, you listen to me. β
"I don't want to hear it, Jiang Yiming, let's make it clear, I don't want to be with people like you, please, don't send me flowers again, don't write me any more poems, what age is it, it's really low, you know?" Li Xiaoxiao complained, "I really don't want to have anything to do with you anymore, I beg you, okay?"
"Go back and stay safe. Jiang Yiming seemed to have red eyes, his expression fell lonely, he didn't have the ruffian appearance before at all, he turned around and left, and Li Xiaoxiao behind him was stunned.
"Dingβ"
Bai Yang heard the doorbell and walked over to open the door, and what caught his eye was Liu Chenyan's smiling face, which made him tremble, "Why are you?"
Last time he was about to leave Xia's house, this man had to help Xia Lai see him off, and the two big men felt a little strange walking on the road, and this man seemed to be a self-acquaintance, and the director kept shouting, which made him a little uncomfortable. I didn't expect this man to appear at his doorstep.
"I'm here with Summer!" Summer hurriedly pulled Liu Chenyan, who was playing with a bad temper on the side, over, Summer squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, and secretly pinched Liu Chenyan, "Speak." β
"Yes. Liu Chenyan showed a smiling face, when he saw Xia looking at himself with that expression, he knew that there was nothing good, and it was a lie to say anything to accompany him for a walk to eat, and as soon as he went out, he got in the car and came here.
"Where's Xiaobai?" Summer, looking into the house, Poplar immediately got out of the way, "In the living room." β
Summer immediately rushed in, Liu Chenyan helplessly followed behind with his hands, and Bai Yang looked at him with some worry, "Summer, are you uncomfortable?"
"Yes, so he helped me see it today. Liu Chenyan was lying on the sofa, spreading his legs like a man, looking a little rude.
"Can you look like a girl!" Summer on the side kicked him with his foot, and Liu Chenyan's fire had nowhere to vent while sitting down and threatening Summer, "Settle accounts after autumn." β
Bai Yang, who came out of the kitchen with water, happened to see this picture that looked like a small fight between couples, and his expression was a little gloomy, "Drink some water." β
Liu Chenyan unceremoniously picked up water to extinguish the fire, and the summer on the side had already begun to check the stray dog, the stray dog was already much fatter than before, but now it was lying on the ground very unenergetic.
"Yesterday I took it to a nearby pet hospital and it was not detected for parasites and canine plague. β
"How many times did Xiaobai have diarrhea today?"
"Pulled again after I messaged you, 4 times in total," Poplar walked over.
"I'll take the anal temperature first, can you hold it down for me?" said Summer to Poplar, who stepped forward to hold the stray dog and took out a thermometer.
Liu Chenyan on the side was frightened, and silently read: Poor Xiaobai.
It didn't take long for Summer to take out the thermometer and look at the index on it, "No fever." β
"Then why the hell is diarrhea? I didn't eat a single bite of dog food. Poplar looked worriedly at Xiaobai, who was lying on the ground, and the bowl in front of him was full of dog food.
"Is the dog food bad?" said Summer, grabbing a handful of dog food and smelling it.
"No way, this is my new purchase. Poplar pointed to the dog food on the cabinet next to him, there were two different brands of dog food, Xia walked over and picked it up, one old bag of dog food was almost finished, and the other new bag was full of dog food.
"Did you just replace all the dog food with new ones when it ran out of food before?"
"yes, what's the problem?"
"I know why Xiaobai has diarrhea!" Xia laughed, "There must be a transition to changing the dog food for the dog, if it is all changed at once, the dog is easy to have diarrhea due to gastrointestinal discomfort." β
"Really?" Bai Yang looked at the man in front of him who seemed to be speaking very reasonably, and he looked at Liu Chenyan who was sitting on the sofa with some doubts.
"Yes. Liu Chenyan nodded in agreement, and at this time, he only needed to express the same opinion.
The streets at night are breezy and breezy.
Walking home with Liu Chenyan in the summer, the mood in the summer was very good, but Liu Chenyan still had a stinky face.
"Don't be like this, laugh at it," Xia leaned next to Liu Chenyan, "Look how beautiful your face looks when you smile!"
"It's ugly. β
"You say you're ugly?"
"I'm referring to the way you laugh. β
"What about that?" Summer made a cross-eyed look, and her handsome features were twisted together.
"Hurry up and change it back for me!"
"If you laugh and I'll change back, I haven't seen my smiling face in a long time. β
"Impossible!"
"Roar, I know, you definitely won't laugh!Come on, I'll teach you!" Xia ran to Liu Chenyan and signaled to him, "Relax, the tip of your tongue is on the inner wall of your teeth, and the corners of your mouth are slightly raised." β
"Boring. Liu Chenyan glanced at her angrily and walked forward. Summer hurriedly followed, pulling his arm, "You just learn it-"
"Don't learn!"
"Learn, learn, learn!"
A couple who were arguing on the side watched the two of them pass by, and the girl angrily yelled at her boyfriend who didn't like her, "Can't you learn how other people's boyfriends coax girlfriends!!"
When Li Xiaoxiao came home, the old urchin had already slept and snored, she poured a glass of ice water from the refrigerator, and her mother in pajamas walked out, holding a men's wallet in her hand, "Xiaoxiao, it may be that Yiming's wallet fell to the ground, you see." β
It was a brown wallet, but there were a lot of cards in it, and each card had a love poem written in very ugly words, "It's hard to say goodbye when you meet, the east wind is powerless and a hundred flowers are left..." The capital tent has no clue, nostalgia, and Lan Zhou urges. β
It was Jiang Yiming who wrote it one stroke at a time, and he had a book at hand that he didn't know where to find "Seventy-two Strategies for Chasing Love", this method of writing ancient poems is the second of the seventy-two plans, and the first plan is to send flowers.
Seeing those cards, Li Xiaoxiao was even more upset, and what lingered in her mind was Jiang Yiming's hurt look, "Ahhh