"Drop~"

Zhang Wei took out his pass card and swiped it on the turnstile in the community, and the turnstile in the community opened immediately, and Zhang Wei walked in naturally.

It's like going back to your own home.

And Gu Xiaojiao took the pass card handed over by Zhang Wei on the opposite side, swiped the card through the turnstile, and followed Zhang Wei in.

And the two of them had just entered the door and had not taken two steps yet.

A big head suddenly poked out of the security room in the back: "You, yes, it's the two over there, wait a minute."

You two just went in with a card, this is a violation, come and register. ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, he turned his head to take a look, and saw a familiar head.

Damn, why is even a security guard a familiar face, it's terrifying, right?

Is that your luck so good?

And Gu Xiaojiao turned his head and saw this big eye, and immediately widened, as if he had discovered something earth-shattering, and directly blurted out and scolded: "Bastard!"

Haven't you been caught? How are you here?!

“？？？”

When the security guard heard this, he had a black question mark on his face, what the hell, what did I get caught in, what did I say I escaped from prison?

Where and where?

I'm a good law-abiding citizen, why should I go in? Why should I escape from prison if I don't go in?

Also, this is the first time the two of us have met, where is there such a curse!

Don't think that you can do whatever you want if you're a pretty girl!

Gu Xiaojiao pointed at the security guard and shouted: "Bastard, you stand here and don't move, I'll call the police now!"

Lu Shiyi, you turtle bastard! You actually ran out! You wait for the crime to be added to the first degree, and sit in prison!"

"If you tell me not to move, I won't move! Motionless is the eighth king!"

When the security guard heard this, he immediately became anxious and came out of the pavilion directly.

You think you're my mother! I'm going to listen to you!

"Wait a minute, don't worry, we'll figure out the situation. ”

When Zhang Wei saw this situation, he seemed to understand something, and immediately grabbed Gu Xiaojiao's hand that was about to call the police.

If you really call the police, this oolong will make a big fuss!

When Gu Xiaojiao heard this, he immediately became even more anxious: "Senior, what is there to say! Isn't this bastard just ......?"

What's going on? Isn't that inexplicable?

Wasn't Senior Zhang Wei a participant in that case, didn't he recognize this guy?

This guy is so distinctive?

Zhang Wei hurriedly reassured Gu Xiaojiao: "No, don't worry, you may be the wrong person!"

There are so many people in the world who look alike, it's not strange to admit that you are wrong, you can make sure first. ”

"How is that possible? I know this bastard turned to ashes!

And his face is so big, there is no second one in the world. ”

Gu Xiaojiao pointed to the face of the security guard who came out and said angrily, how could he admit his mistake.

I will never forget this face for the rest of my life!

It was the owner of this face who ruined his own family, and he lost his father when he was young.

His originally beautiful life was suddenly shattered, from a white swan to an ugly duckling.

In order to buy back the house of his childhood, he had to sell himself, and he could accept it to any kind of person.

How many white eyes, cold receptions, and scams have you endured......

"What turned to ashes? It's not okay to be caught, you have to turn to ashes?

I provoked you to provoke you, you cursed me like this!?How much do I owe you?!"

When the security guard heard this, he was angry, did he curse people to death as soon as they met? Death is not enough, you have to break your bones and scatter ashes, you are too vicious, right? You woman!

"You ......"

"That...... I'm sorry, he recognized the wrong person, don't you care. ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, he quickly pulled Gu Xiaojiao back, and said to the security guard with some embarrassment.

God knows why I came to a random community, and I actually ran into a face-bumping monster again.

Do you have any special constitution?

"How can I admit my mistake?!I will never forget this big face for the rest of my life!" Gu Xiaojiao said to Zhang Wei a little angrily when he heard this.

After Lu Shiyi was arrested, he went to take a look, just to know who the murderer of his family was!

When the security guard heard this, he was also a little unhappy and said, "Yes, I look so recognizable, how can I be mistaken?!"

No, where is my face bigger?!

"Yes, you see he has admitted it! It's him, I'll call the police now!" Gu Xiaojiao heard this and immediately said.

When the security guard heard this, he immediately became anxious: "What do I recognize me?! I tell you, just slander me and sue you for slander!"

The police are coming, and I'll see who is arresting whom? It must be you!"

"What did I slander you, me?!Aren't you Lu Shiyi!

I was sentenced to 20 years, and I didn't want to stay in prison to reform, and I dared to run out!"

Gu Xiaojiao pointed to the big face of the security guard and shouted, there are not many people in the world who have a big face like this!

You will definitely be Lu Shiyi!

"What Lu Shiyi?! I won't change my name or change my surname! Gong Xiangzhao! Feng Gong's Gong, Wen Tianxiang's Xiang, Li Qingzhao's photo!

Gong Xiangzhao!" Gong Xiangzhao pointed directly to his nose and said, he looks so recognizable, no one has recognized himself since he was a child!

It's amazing how someone would recognize themselves as someone else today!

I feel like you're embarrassing my fat tiger!

When Gu Xiaojiao heard this, he looked like you were deceiving ghosts: "Are you deceiving ghosts?"

Do you think I won't know you if you change your name casually?? I didn't even go to the country of sticks, so I wanted to deceive people?!"

If you don't even look good, you want to change your identity? You think it's too simple, right?

You have to know that those people have to go to Thailand in order to hide their identities, and you are too unprofessional, right?!

When Gong Xiangzhao heard this, he immediately became happy: "Stick?!"

What are you kidding? Look at my face, do I know that this face can be made with plastic surgery?

If anyone can make it like this? I'll invite him to dinner, I!"

"You're still pretending!"

"What am I pretending to be me?!"

"You are obviously Lu Shiyi!"

"I'm Gong Xiangzhao! Gong Xiangzhao! You have to let me say it a few times!"

"I don't believe it! unless you take out your ID!"

“……”

Looking at the two people in front of him who seemed to be talking about cross talk, Zhang Wei always wanted to interject, but he just couldn't interject, and the two of them quarreled too tacitly......

You say a word, and I immediately follow, without giving others the slightest chance to intervene.

Are you the best match?

"Give it, give it! Who's afraid of whom?!"

Gong Xiangzhao immediately became anxious, took out his ID card from his arms, and stuffed it directly into Gu Xiaojiao's hand.

Gong Xiangzhao ...... In 1985, you were eighty-five?" Gu Xiaojiao looked disbelieving when he saw the date of birth on his ID card.

Even if you get a fake ID, you have to get one that matches your age!

Do you look like you're in your 20s? There's a little bit of pressure in your heart, a 40-year-old person, what are you pretending to be tender?!

"Isn't it okay for me to be old? Don't I look like a post-80s generation?

Gong Xiangzhao became even more anxious when he heard this, you said that my face is not recognizable, so forget it if you can admit your mistake.

Now I even question that I don't look like the post-80s! It's just tolerable, it's unbearable.

I fought me with you!

"Gu Xiaojiao!" Zhang Wei shouted directly and pulled Gu Xiaojiao back, if the two of you continue to quarrel there, there will be no result at all.

"People took out their ID cards, obviously you made a mistake, don't say it. ”

"I ......" Gu Xiaojiao heard this, and wanted to argue about something, who knows if his ID card is forged.

"What did he admit wrong? She was obviously trying to find fault with me!"

When Gong Xiangzhao heard this, his face was full of disbelief, he had such a recognizable face, and he had never been recognized.

She looks like this, obviously she is embarrassing my fat tiger!

"What are you looking for! What do you have to prove that you are you!" Gu Xiaojiao suddenly asked when he heard this.

"I ......" Hearing this, Gong Xiangzhao was stunned for a moment.

This question seems to have been asked at once to the most profound question in human history.

How do you prove that you are you? This question seems to touch on the foundation of the universe, and it is an unsolvable problem.

Who are you, where are you from, where are you going?

Where did you come from in life and where did you die?

Why are you in this world?

What does your presence mean to the world?

Did you choose the world, or did the world choose you.

"I ...... It's been two years since this community was built, and I did it here two years ago!

Aunt Wang, you came just in time, and you told him who am I?"

Gong Xiangzhao grabbed an aunt who had just entered the community at this time and suddenly asked.

"Who are you? Also, call me Sister Wang, what aunt?!

At your age, are you embarrassed to call me Auntie?" Aunt Wang said with some displeasure when she heard this.

What kind of auntie? Do you know how to be polite?

How old are you, don't you have a little bit in your heart?

"I, I. I'm Gong Xiangzhao!" When Gong Xiangzhao heard the words, he immediately became anxious, obviously an old acquaintance, how could he not know him?

Did you cross by yourself?

"Who doesn't know?" Aunt Wang couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard this, aren't you talking nonsense?

Are you not Gong Xiangzhao, are you Luo Zhixiang?

After speaking, Aunt Wang turned around and left directly.

"Did you see me, Gong Xiangzhao!" Gong Xiangzhao looked at Aunt Wang, who turned to leave, and turned to Gu Xiaojiao and said.

"......" Gu Xiaojiao glanced at Gong Xiangzhao for the rest, still a little suspicious.

It's exactly the same, and I don't think it's right to admit my mistakes, but I don't feel credible.

Gong Xiangzhao saw Gu Xiaojiao, who didn't speak, and suddenly felt reasonable, and said a little seriously: "Don't you have anything to say?"

You two come over to me, I suspect that you two deliberately changed the subject and wanted to blend into the community with bad intentions!"

When Zhang Wei heard this, he hurriedly said: "Okay, don't be angry, he really recognized the wrong person, although you are indeed quite recognizable." ”

Gong Xiangzhao walked into his small pavilion, picked up the hat on the table, and put it on his head, but the hat was obviously three sizes smaller.

No matter how much you put it on......

Gong Xiangzhao put on his hat and said, "Say, what are you doing here?"

When Zhang Wei heard this, he immediately said: "I am the owner here, and it is not normal for me to go back to my house. ”

Gong Xiangzhao heard the words as if you were teasing me: "Owner?

I've been working here for two years, and I don't know anyone in this community, and there's no door to lie to me.

What the hell are you here for? Let me tell you, there's a video at the door, and you've been photographed.

If you don't give a reasonable explanation, I'll call the police right away! You're going to go out with the police!"

"I am. Otherwise, how can I have a key card for the community?

Key cards are only available to the owner. Zhang Wei heard this and asked rhetorically.

Gong Xiangzhao smiled slightly, looking like I had already seen through it: "You lied to the ghost! Who knows where you picked it up!"

Still trying to lie to me?

Although several of their colleagues say that I am a melon, in fact, most of them are witty!

“……”

Zhang Wei couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he heard this, what you said is so reasonable, I have no way to refute it.

When Gong Xiangzhao heard this, he put his hand in front of Zhang Wei: "Didn't you say that you are the owner inside?"

Come, we have information in our computers, take out your ID card, and you will know it when you check it. ”

Zhang Wei took out his ID card directly from his bag and put it on the table.

Gong Xiangzhao smiled disdainfully when he saw the ID card, do you think I will believe it when I take out an ID card?

I'll know when I look it up!

As he spoke, Gong Xiangzhao directly entered the number of this ID card on the computer, waiting for the result to appear.

And then......

"Haha, it turned out to be the owner of 601! I didn't recognize it, I didn't recognize it, I'm sorry!" Gong Xiangzhao said with some embarrassment when he heard the words.

……

It's really the owner, and I actually admit it......

He won't complain about himself, will he!? If he does, the team leader will deduct his salary......

Life is so difficult! The money for food is gone.

"You believe it now. Zhang Wei looked at Gong Xiangzhao in front of him, and asked after thinking about it.

"I believe it, you also understand our work, I'm sorry!"

Gong Xiangzhao handed over his ID card with some embarrassment, and then adjusted his hat in embarrassment.

Zhang Wei looked at Gong Xiangzhao, who kept sticking a hat on his head, and couldn't help but say: "The hat is too small, don't bother." ”

"This is the biggest one!"

"I'm sorry. Zhang Wei heard Gong Xiangzhao's direct turn and left.

Excuse me!

"Why did he say sorry?" Gong Xiang looked at Zhang Wei who was leaving, and said a little inexplicably.

Gong Xiangzhao tugged at his hat and glanced at the mirror on the table: "Isn't this handsome?"