Chapter 154: Liar?
Oh oh oh!
The first rooster crow came from his ears, and a carp in Canghai turned over and got up, without even wearing shoes, trotted out of the bedroom, and ran directly to the place where he put his iPad at the door of the living room.
As soon as he walked out of the bedroom door, Canghai saw that the IPAD he placed on the shelf was no longer on the shelf, but in the hands of the iron head, and secretly said in his heart: Not good!
SNATCHED THE IPAD FROM THE HAND OF THE IRON HEAD WITH A DAZZLED FACE, CANGHAI OPENED THE THING HE RECORDED YESTERDAY, AND ORDERED THE SNACKS BEFORE AND AFTER IT WAS IMMEDIATELY COLD, BECAUSE IT WAS NOT RECORDED MUCH WITH THE BOOK, AND IT WAS RECORDED FOR HALF AN HOUR BEFORE AND AFTER, AND THE LAST PICTURE WAS STILL THE THIEF FACE OF THE IRON HEAD.
"Are you stupid!"
Canghai stretched out his hand and grabbed a handful of hairs on the iron head door, and asked angrily.
The iron head was a little dumbfounded all of a sudden, but he was still very strong and stretched out his little black hand, pointing at the tiger head lying at the door, and kept screaming.
"Don't pull the tiger's head for me, you see if it's you in the end? This can also rely on the tiger's head, you can really do it!" Canghai pointed to the orangutan face on the ipad and began to train the iron head.
Shi Wei happened to walk in at this time, and saw Canghai wearing big boxed pants, with a bare upper body, and no shoes on his feet, and then saw that the iron head was shrinking his head, squatting on the ground with his hands hanging down to his side, and immediately asked: "What's the matter?
"I was about to shoot the thief who stole my underwear, this thing disrupted my plans in the middle of the night," Canghai said angrily.
Shi Wei said: "You can't shoot it if you don't disturb it, I didn't lose my underwear today."
"What if I lose it?" Canghai said angrily.
"Okay, I don't mind this, what do you mind?" Shi Wei said with a smile.
Canghai immediately replied when he heard this: "The basin is not on your head, of course you don't have to mind."
"Okay, I know, it's not okay, don't you take it well?" Shi Wei said with a smile again.
Canghai said: "What do you mean, it wasn't me!"
"Okay, hurry up and cook, we have to go to town after eating early" Shi Wei stretched out her hand and pulled the iron head to her side.
Tietou immediately took advantage of the situation to hide behind Shi Wei, and after a while, he stretched out his head and secretly glanced at Cang Hai, seeing that Cang Hai was still looking at himself angrily, he suddenly retracted his head behind Shi Wei.
"Second brother, have you gotten up?"
The voice of peace rang out.
Canghai glared at the iron head again, and when he returned to the bedroom, he reached out and grabbed the iron head's head, and the iron head covered his head and immediately jumped outside.
After changing his clothes and coming to the kitchen, Canghai began to make breakfast, because he was in a hurry today, so he simply ordered a few bowls of noodles for breakfast, and in less than twenty minutes, Canghai and the three of them finished eating noodles and were ready to go.
Shi Wei went back to the room to get her small bag and went to set up the car safely, while Canghai handed over the iron head and tiger head to Wei Wenkui and asked him to help take care of them for two days.
The car was set, the sky outside began to light up, Canghai rushed to the car, Shi Wei sat on the other side of the car, Ping An sat in the middle of the car, and the group went to the town.
In the morning, the temperature was not high and very cool, Canghai let the ugly donkey trot, and when he arrived in the town, it was only more than seven o'clock in the morning, the servants arrived at the nursery, entrusted the ugly donkey to the nursery to take care of, changed into a Buick business car and ran in the direction of the provincial capital.
At about half past nine, Canghai drove to the gate of the courtyard of Shi Wei's dormitory.
Shi Wei's dormitory is next to the hospital, but it is a separate courtyard, there are two small four-story buildings similar to student dormitories, and several separate courtyards, I don't know if they are for living or what they are used for, anyway, the courtyard is quite small.
Originally, Canghai wanted to drive the car into the yard, but who knew that he was stopped directly at the door, and the uncle who guarded the door was not allowed to enter, and he had to take a pass to get in, so Shi Wei asked Canghai to park the car on the side of the road at the door, anyway, he brought a small cart and pulled the luggage over directly.
Since this is the case, Canghai had to find a place to park on the side of the road, and regardless of whether the traffic police would post a sticker, anyway, Canghai found the roadside and parked the car.
When they arrived at the door of Shi Wei's dormitory, Shi Wei had another problem here, and she couldn't open the door with the key in her hand.
"What's going on!" Shi Wei tried several times, but the door couldn't be opened.
Canghai asked, "Could you have misremembered the room?"
Shi Wei glanced at Canghai: "I've lived here for two years, can I still recognize the wrong place?"
"So what now?" asked Canghai.
Shi Wei dialed the key, ignored Canghai, took out the phone from his pocket and began to dial.
Shi Wei called, Canghai came to the side of Ping'an, the brothers leaned on the railing and looked down, most of the people living in the dormitory were little girls, the dormitory of the hospital, living in either a little nurse or a young doctor, among them, there were mostly little nurses, all of them were young and beautiful, it happened to be summer again, and there were few clothes on their bodies, and many of them were shaking white white legs, which made Canghai suddenly have a feeling of returning to his student days.
Ping'an also looked at it and smirked, and after looking at it for a while, he said to Canghai: "Second brother, the mother-in-law in the city is so beautiful!"
Canghai smiled and stretched out his hand to pat Ping'an's head: "I want to do good things!"
"It's already beautiful, second brother, look at that, half of your breasts are exposed, it's really white."
Ping An looked straight at a girl passing downstairs, this girl had a very strong chest, and she was wearing a suspender, even if she walked head-on, she could reach the deep career line in her chest, not to mention that Ping An was still condescending now, and half a half of the ball fell into the eyes of this kid.
Ping'an is a little stupid, and he doesn't have any crooked thoughts in his heart, so his voice is not small, and the girl downstairs directly hears his words in her ears.
I saw the girl's willow eyebrows upside down, looking up at Ping'an, like a little pepper, stretching out her finger to point to Ping'an: "Look at what! Go home to see your wife."
Ping An is a sincere person, and he opened his mouth and said: "My mother is not as good-looking as you, really."
Hearing this, the faces of the girls below immediately turned green with anger. The girl thought that Ping An was debugging her, but in fact, Ping An was a solid eye, he told the truth, Ping An's old lady Yan Meijuan, not to mention that she is old now, even if she is still in her twenties, she is not as beautiful as the little nurse in front of her, this is the truth without a little fake, the kind of truth of 24 pure gold.
Seeing that the girl was about to explode, Canghai immediately grabbed Ping'an, shrunk the goods back, and said to the girl: "I'm sorry, my brother is a little stupid, he didn't mean it."
"You're not a good thing!" the girl dropped, then twisted her waist and went downstairs, disappearing.
Ping An was still a little unhappy, and after being pulled back by Canghai, he muttered to himself: "It's good-looking!"
"Look at it in the future, don't talk nonsense!" Canghai said.
After speaking, he turned his face and saw Shi Wei staring at him like a copper bell, and immediately squeezed out a little smile from his face: "Ping'an, this kid didn't see the summer battle of the girl in the border city, don't blame him."
"Peace doesn't matter, I'm afraid it's the psychology of some people...... Tsk!squirt!" Shi Wei pouted and said.
As soon as he heard this, Canghai was unhappy: "I said that you are endless, and I said that I didn't do it!"
Canghai remembered Shi Wei's underwear theft incident again, and the good mood brought up by the cool dress of the summer girls disappeared all at once.
"I didn't say anything!" Seeing that Canghai was really a little annoyed, Shi Wei immediately changed the topic: "Okay, let's go out for a walk first, and come back after twelve o'clock!"
"What's wrong?" Canghai asked.
"The locks of the dormitory have been changed, I don't have the key, they can't leave when they are all at work, let me go and get the key, I thought about it for a while or wait for them to come back at noon before moving, so as to save the time when I accidentally mess up other people's things," Shi Wei said.
Canghai thought about it for a while and felt that it was okay, in case others couldn't find anything at that time, maybe there would be some small words behind their backs, girls' things are much more troublesome than men's, just like when they were at school, Zhou Xinhui didn't complain to Canghai about trivial matters in this regard.
There were still more than two hours, Canghai said: "Then let's find a place to eat first, and wait while eating."
Anyway, Shi Wei came to carry her luggage, and it seems that Shi Wei and her roommates are all in the same place, so Canghai also stopped thinking about inviting everyone to dinner.
Hearing Canghai say this, Shi Wei felt that her stomach was also hungry, so she nodded and said, "That's okay, I know a small restaurant is good, delicious and affordable, let's go there!"
After speaking, Shi Wei dragged Ping'an downstairs, leaving Canghai alone, and while walking, Shi Wei also educated Ping'an: "Ping'an, don't do this in the future, it is very impolite for a boy to loudly comment on a woman's body in public......."
Canghai looked at the two, sighed, raised his legs and followed behind the two.
Out of the door of the dormitory, I turned left for more than 200 meters, entered a narrower alley, and walked more than 200 meters to a small fly restaurant.
"Doctor Shi, I haven't seen you for a long time, where are you?"
The owner of the restaurant was a forty-year-old middle-aged man, who was thin and lean, very different from the image of the average restaurant owner. Obviously, Shi Wei didn't come to this restaurant to eat less in the past.
"I went to the countryside during this time, and the boss brought us a sauerkraut fish, if there is a black fish, we will make a black fish, if there is no black fish, we will make a herring fish, and if there is no silver carp, there is also Mao Xuewang, if there is one, we will also have a copy, and then we will almost be able to serve garlic vegetables, right?" Shi Wei was not polite here, and did not ask Canghai to report the name of the dish directly.
The boss nodded after listening: "Enough, enough, in fact, you don't have to order vegetarian dishes."
"I want greens too, what else do you want to eat?"
After reporting the name of the dish, Shi Wei asked Canghai.
Canghai said: "I can do anything."
That's it, the servants found a table and sat down, it was only ten o'clock in the morning, there were no guests in the restaurant except for the table of Canghai, the boss finished frying the dishes here, and after serving the table, he sat next to him and talked nonsense with Shi Wei.
The taste of the dish is still good, of course, Canghai himself thinks that the craftsmanship of this boss is at most seventy or eighty percent of his own level, but it is quite good craftsmanship in this small alley.
After eating until eleven o'clock, there were people in the small restaurant, and there were still a lot of people, and after a while, four or five long tables were full of people, not only full of people, but also people waiting for the table, and now it was not good for them to occupy the table anymore, so Canghai paid for the settlement, and the people began to walk along the alley, which was considered to be eaten after dinner.
Out of the intersection, to the side of the road, Ping An found that a group of people were forming a circle, and he didn't know what he was looking at.
Seeing that there was a bustle, Ping An happily squeezed in, and said to Canghai while squeezing in: "Brother, someone may be playing monkey!"
As soon as Canghai heard it, he knew that Ping An wanted to go wrong, this kid thought that the provincial capital was a big gathering in the town, and there were still people waiting to set up stalls and play monkey shows!
"Forget it, let's take a look" Canghai thought that there was nothing to do anyway, so after saying a word to Shi Wei, he followed Ping An into the crowd.
As soon as he squeezed in, Ping An found that the crowd was not watching the monkey show, because there was no monkey man in the middle, only a girl who looked to be in her twenties and dressed plainly, and there was a sign in front of the girl with a string of words written on it.
Ping'an didn't know how to read, so he had to turn his head and ask Canghai for help: "Brother, what is written on it?"
Canghai frowned when he saw this, and said in his heart: I met a lazy female liar again!
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