It's a new day, Zhang Wei woke up at nine o'clock in the morning, he didn't even bother to wash his face, so he turned on the computer and went online to check the data of the video he uploaded.

The square dance instructional video has less than 1,000 views, and there are very few comments, and the results are dismal. However, the results of the teaching video of "Pure Land of Bliss" made him full of confidence in completing the "upgraded dance assessment task", just one station on YK.com, the number of hits of the teaching video of "Pure Land of Bliss" reached more than 6,000, and there were hundreds of messages.

Flipping the wheel of the mouse, Zhang Wei looked at the messages under the video, some ridiculed, some praised, some insulted, and some irrigated, and most of them were irrigated.

In addition to the similarity of the old-fashioned arguments, there are several that impressed Zhang Wei deeply.

"I really want to see this little brother put on women's clothes and dance "Pure Land of Bliss". ”

"Man, slightly hard, want face, don't ......"

"I compared the dance between this guy and the high school boy, and I felt that this guy was worse than that boy, and he was not open enough. ”

"This boy dances so well, I don't know if he can dance other dances, little brother, it's such a professional teaching series." ”

Other messages are just that, seeing the last message, Zhang Wei was moved. For him, what are popular on the Internet right now, "C Mile", "Seaweed Dance", "Mereke", "Seve" It's really not difficult to do a dance like this.,Make a teaching video like this.,Maybe it won't even take an hour.,It's still plus the process of his learning.,But it's useless to make these dances.,According to the standards of the Elf Heart,These dances are only the simplest movements.,Not up to the assessment standards of the Elf Heart.,So these dances may be popular.,But it's useless for him.。

After a simple wash, Zhang Wei began to wander on the Internet, and it didn't take long for him to lock on to the dance of the song "Bang Bang", the lyrics of this song seem to be extremely bold, but this is very sexually suggestive, but in fact it is a feminist song, full of explosive rhythm, if women come to dance, it is often to show a kind of wildness in a woman's body, with a different kind of seduction, and when men come to dance, it is to focus on showing a sense of strength, which can be described as a dance music suitable for both men and women.

After a short period of study, Zhang Wei mastered the main points of this dance, so the second dance teaching video was completed and uploaded online at noon. After eating, Zhang Wei involuntarily began to look for other popular dances on the Internet, in addition to "Mr.DJ" (mouth wiping dance), "learning to meow" and other dances without "experience points", Zhang Wei found three dances that were very appetizing to him, namely "Dame Tu cosito", "Move something" and "Kiat Jud Dai", among which "Dame Tu cosito" It's not difficult, it's just a weird-looking dance, but it's very interesting and easy to learn, although Zhang Wei already knows that this dance won't bring him "experience points", but he still wants to record this dance, and the rest of "Move something" and "Kiat Jud Dai" are also suitable dances for men, with a certain sense of power and speed, compared to "Seve" and "Mereke" It's a little bit difficult, and I think I can add points to my task.

After the recording of the three dance teaching videos was completed, Zhang Wei found that it was already dark outside, and when he looked at his watch, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and Zhang Wei was a little dumbfounded. According to his plan, he had to complete the sewing of at least twenty pairs of trousers today, but it was only four hours before the end of the day, and he forgot that there was still a "tailoring task" waiting for him, and when he wanted to start sewing trousers quickly, he found that his stomach was "growling", and his stomach was stirring from time to time.

The last time Zhang Wei forgot to sleep and eat was in the first year of high school, at that time he was crazy obsessed with model airplanes, in order to save money to buy spare parts for model airplanes, not to mention the usual pocket money, even the cost of breakfast and dinner given by his parents were saved to the extreme, resulting in a plummeting academic performance, not to mention, but also hungry and lost more than 20 pounds, the whole person looked like a hemp pole, and later his parents were angry and confiscated all his aircraft carriers, and insisted on sending him to and from school every day, sending him food, which made Zhang Wei really embarrassed, which avoided himThe "magic pit" is getting deeper and deeper and returning to student life. Zhang Wei really couldn't imagine that after many years, he would be so fascinated by online teaching videos that he could even ignore the major matters of life and death.

"No, online video teaching is toxic, don't be addicted, today's three videos are the last teaching videos before the task is completed, even if you vomit in the next few days, you have to get the 'tailoring task' first, or I'll die." Zhang Wei made up his mind in a cold sweat.

With a bowl of instant noodles and two bottles of Red Bull, Zhang Wei decided to fight at night and return to the "robot" state of a few days ago.

Tailoring men's sports shorts is much simpler than T-shirts, and in order to save fabric and reduce difficulty, Zhang Wei even does not let go of the sports hot pants worn by girls. Just working hard, at dawn, Zhang Wei completed a total of 23 men's sports shorts and 25 women's sports hot pants, and overnight it reached the amount of making T-shirts for a day and a half, and the good products also reached 22 pieces, and the yield rate reached nearly half, which Zhang Wei himself did not expect.

In his sleep, the heart of the elves arrived as scheduled......

"Congratulations to the host, once again exceeded the 'dance assessment task', so far, the host's five dances "32 steps square dance", "Pure Land of Bliss", "Bang Bang", "Move something" and "Kiat Jud Dai" have been recognized by 4,768 people, and 722 praises are no longer counted because "Dame Tu cosito" does not meet the dance evaluation standards. At present, the host has completed the 'upgraded dance assessment task', reached the standard of two-star difficulty, and is about to complete the three-star difficulty, will the host upgrade the assessment difficulty again? If the host completes the assessment standard of three-star difficulty, after the assessment task is completed, there will be a great reward waiting for the host. The heart of the elf seduced Zhang Wei with a seductive tone.

"Upgrade again, pull it down, this upgrade almost didn't scare me to death, I don't want to be excited...... Wait, what did you just say? What does it mean to be on a three-star difficulty? Why don't you tell me all about it? Zhang Wei subconsciously wanted to refuse the temptation of the Elven Heart, but suddenly found that there seemed to be important information in the Elven Heart's words.

The heart of the elf said: "The one-star difficulty of the 'Junior Dancer Title' can be recognized by 1,000 people and praised by 100 people within a month, the two-star difficulty will be recognized by 2,000 people and praised by 200 people within a month, the three-star difficulty will be recognized by 5,000 people and praised by 500 people within a month, the four-star difficulty will be recognized by 10,000 people and praised by 1,000 people within a month, and the five-star difficulty will be recognized by 100,000 people and praised by 10,000 people within a month. Please note that if the assessee accumulates 100,000 recognition and 10,000 praise for all dances in a month, and completes the five-star difficulty, he or she can be directly upgraded to the title of 'Intermediate Dancer' and receive a huge reward. ”

"The three-star difficulty is recognized by 5,000 people, 500 people liked, and now I am close to the recognition of more than 200 people, isn't that a three-star difficulty that can be completed in minutes and seconds? Zhang Wei's mind was racing, and he immediately wanted to agree to the difficulty of upgrading, but when the words came to his lips, he cautiously thought of another question and asked: "If I upgrade the difficulty, will the 'tailor assessment task' also be upgraded?"

"Of course, the three-star tailor task is to complete 500 good clothes and five fine clothes in one month. "Elven Heart has a point.

"......" Zhang Wei was silent for a long time and said: "I have a sentence about selling hemp and don't know whether to say it or not." ”

Elven Heart said, "Don't think I don't know you're swearing. ”

"You're wrong, I don't want to scold you, if you can show up in front of me, I promise not to kill you. "Zhang Wei is calm.

"Why?"

"I'm a day for you, why didn't you say that the 'tailor task' was also going to be upgraded when I was asked to do the three-star difficulty task just now, isn't this obviously digging a hole for me, fortunately I'm smart, or I really agreed to upgrade, I can't finish more than 300 clothes even if I'm tired in the past three days, so when the assessment task is over, I'm not dead." Zhang Wei roared loudly.

The Elven Heart's tone was still flat, and he said: "Stupid human, when the 'assessment task' is released, 'dance' and 'tailor' are bound together, does this need to be said? ”

"Damn, this difficulty is quite simple, do you think that a normal person will sew hundreds of clothes in a month? ”

"Hehe......" Elf Heart smiled contemptuously and said, "You see that normal person will sew hundreds of pairs of underwear in ten days, embarrassed?"

Zhang Wei was angry and said: "That's not forced by you, if I could sew hundreds of evening dresses in ten days, I would have been so difficult to use, I would have become Giorgio Armani a long time ago, grinding my teeth with you here." ”

"Who is Giorgio Armani?"

"A master costume designer. ”

"You're still a costume designer, you're an apprentice now, if I hadn't given you a slow-release half-elf body makeover, and inherited the talent of tailoring and dancing, do you think you could learn tailoring and dancing in just a few days?

"......" Zhang Wei suddenly felt that the elven heart's speaking style was a little weird, and compared with the elven heart he met at the beginning, it seemed to be closer to today's human language habits, so he paused the ongoing topic and asked: "Anyway, your current speaking style is a little different from when you first appeared." ”

The heart of the elf didn't keep up with Zhang Wei's leaping thinking for a while, and he slowed down for a while before saying: "What's strange about this, I have a strong learning ability, since you are my host now, I naturally have to learn a more suitable way of expression to communicate with you." ”

"......" Zhang Wei was silent again for a while, and asked, "Will you start using foul language after a while?"

The ...... elf was silent for a few seconds, and then said, "I really want to dissect your brain to study what your brain circuits are all about, your thinking span is a bit large." ”

"It's over, that's it, a typical life to learn well, learn bad for a second. At this moment, Zhang Wei remembered the international students in the school, and the first Chinese words they learned when they came to Huaxia University were often greetings to each other's family members or words related to the reproductive system......

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There are a lot of things in the unit today, and I have to work extra for a while, so I'm late, so forgive me.