299. Pig Rider
In order not to suffer, Chen Song made a bloody investment.
This pig he used the Enlightenment Talisman, and he received the talisman to be used next to the Shenmu Sycamore, and when the Spiritual Intelligence awakened, he began to absorb the aura, making the talisman more effective.
So, this is destined to be an extraordinary pig.
However, this pig is the strongest breeding pig, so it is not a loss to use the Enlightenment Talisman, and it can be used to manage the pig herd in the future, and even use it to command the grove.
Seeing the big black pig appear, the crowd of onlookers burst into laughter, and Pietersonson squeezed over and smiled at Chen Song: "You amused the big guy." ”
Chen Song patted the big pig's head and said: "Then my goal has been achieved, I can bring happiness to others, so I will be happy." ”
When the bearded pig saw the swamp, he was quite excited, and took the initiative to run down and pout his hooves.
Native to the rainforests of Kalimantan, these pigs are particularly fond of muddy water, and they evolved their beaks to grow their beards because of the environment.
The rainforest is naturally rainy and abundant, and it is inevitable that the bearded pig will arch up the muddy water when it arches to eat, and the beard has evolved to block the muddy water.
Almost everyone in the town had never seen a bearded pig, a rare wild boar, so dozens of people came to watch and asked about the breed of the pig.
But the event was about to start, and Chen Song rode the pig down the swamp with a brief introduction.
There was a loud laugh on the ground: "Hey, are you Thorin-Oakshield's cousin, leader of the Iron Foot Army, king of the dwarves of the Iron Hills?"
Chen Song: "I'll die later." ”
The bearded pig is a large wild boar, like the pig selected by Chen Song, which looks like a calf, and looks bigger than an Icelandic horse.
As he expected, the bearded pigs had short, powerful limbs, and in order to adapt to the mire environment of the rainforest, their paws evolved to be very thick, and they were very easy to walk in the mire.
Two teams of cavalry entered, and Pastor Alex shouted, "Be careful, be careful of being trampled by horses after landing!"
The cavalry ranks were smaller than the infantrymen, one team was six, and twelve horses surrounded them from both wings, and many people couldn't help but whistle, which was very cavalry warfare.
Chen Song tugged at the reins to signal the bearded pig under his crotch to move, and an Icelandic horse made a difficult trek into the protective circle of the guards of hell, and the young man on the horse raised the only weapon allowed to be used, which was a wooden shield, and shouted: "Death to those who stand in my way......!"
The bearded pig came running towards him, and he could barely trot through the swamp.
Before the young man could finish speaking, Chen Song swept past him and grabbed his leg and dragged him down.
The mustache pig has infinite strength, carrying a person and dragging a person, and it can still run in small steps!
Everyone who wanted to see the joke gasped one after another, so it seemed that Luo Bingxin's cheers were very loud: "Brother Chen, come on, go to them!"
Chen Song wanted to snap his fingers at her in response, he used to snap his fingers with his thumb and index finger, but the muddy water on his hand was a little smooth......
Luo Bingxin stopped talking.
Chen Song hurriedly withdrew his hand, he couldn't explain and didn't have time to explain, the other cavalry arrived one after another, and he rode a pig around these people and began to shuttle.
Angelina gave him a tip: "Slap the ass!"
Chen Song shouted: "I'm not that kind of person!"
"And how do you frighten the horses?" asked Angelina, "and it's better to use your shields to slap the horses' butts, they will run around and even stand up and tear off the knights above." ”
After hearing the whole thing, Chen Song realized that he had misunderstood what she meant, so he began to wave his shield and slap it on the horse's buttocks.
His strength was great, and his solid wooden shield was strong, and the Icelandic horses were slapped on the buttocks and began to lose control.
At this moment, Chen Songshuang was refreshed, he rode a pig left and right in the crowd, dragging and slapping the horse's buttocks, and half of the twelve knights were restrained by him.
Clay on the shore was full of admiration, he fulfilled his promise and brought a group of friends to cheer for Chen Songlai: "Teacher, you are really an excellent-stirring stick." ”
This sentence cannot be used here. Seinfeld laughed, "Be careful if your teacher hears you eat sticks." ”
"I'm not gay, so I don't eat sticks. The boy grinned at her, "Miss Jessica, do you want to eat?"
Luo Bingxin clenched his fists and shook it in front of Clay's eyes: "You can open a yellow cavity at such a young age, boy!"
As she spoke, she patted Clay on the shoulder, and Clay was like an electric shock: "I was wrong, forgive me!"
The people on the land finally knew the power of the pigs, as long as they were killed, they would be rectified by Chen Song, and the joke Chen Song was the worst of the young people outside the Dwarves of Ironfoot Hill, Chen Song stared at him and let him lie in the mire for a whole time.
The activity lasted from morning to afternoon, intermittently for seven or eight hours.
Today is destined to be a watery day, but the Icelanders are very strong, the country dwellers are even stronger, and the town is in front of the ocean, and the big guys are like dumplings, puff and puff to jump.
The town government pulled a sprinkler truck, and the people who took a bath came up to stand up, and the sprinkler sprayed it with a large shower, just like spraying a pig, and after spraying a driver, he shouted: "Another one!"
Sometimes there are many people who come up after bathing, and then he shouts, "I want to spray ten." ”
Like the Oktoberfest, after the event, there were a pair of men and women entering the hotel, of course, a pair of men and women, a group of men and women, etc., so the battle situation was too exciting, and Chen Song couldn't study too much.
Chen Song also went to take a bath in the sea, and after returning to the manor, Brother Bai smelled the smell of the ocean on him, so he came up and looked at him intently: Do you have a conscience? Don't you take me with you when you go to catch fish in the sea? Don't you take me?
The dogs also looked at him intently: Why do you smell on your body?
Chen Song waved his hand: "Let's play with the pigs." ”
He let the bearded pig go, and the dogs drove him into the woods.
The bearded pig was angry: hum hum.
Luo Bingxin sent him a photo of a pig riding, Chen Song laughed when he saw it, and posted it to the circle of friends.
Soon someone replied, Lu Dapeng is always the most timely one:
I have a big bird: (frightened) Brother, this pig is for eating, not riding, aren't you going to ride a big ocean horse in Europe?
Jiang Sheng: (color) The young lady next to you seems to be in a vacuum
Zhang Zhiduo: Is Iceland so open?
Former colleague Cao Aman: If you can't drive, ride a horse, if you can't ride a horse, ride a pig, if you can't ride a pig, walk, if you can't walk, climb, but whatever you do, you have to keep going
Former colleague Du Baoyin replied to Cao Aman: (question) Why can't I run?
Li Chaoren: Brother Song, your physical fitness is getting better and better, and you can still run with such a big young man on your back, if you don't accept it, you can't accept it!