As the saying goes, the gold nest and the silver nest are not as good as their own kennel, this is the revolutionary base of the three people, although it is not a kennel, but it is also a pig's kennel, I think of spending four months here, as soon as the school starts, the money is almost spent, and I can't turn out a few oceans from the bottom of the empty pocket, so although I don't want to take care of the current kennel, I can't find a place to live in other places, so I have to be ruthless to clean up. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"It's really not good to have no woman in this house. The second fat looked at Dabao with a little disgust, but in fact, there was no deep meaning.

Dabao knew what he meant, and seeing that he was motionless and lazy and wanted to do what he didn't want to do, he simply went up directly and said softly: "Second Uncle Wang, you are a wounded, how can you do the rough work of cleaning the dormitory, how can you do it yourself, or we two sturdy young people come, you want, just find a place to rest." ”

Hearing this, Er Fat grinned with satisfaction: "Hehe...... I like you as a good boy who knows how to read and learn, and when I hear it, I know that people with higher education are still college students, but the next time you say it, you have to distinguish between young people and non-young people, and talk to me like a bad old man. ”

"And next time, I guess we'll see you in the morgue next time. Yang Wei seemed to tell the truth in one sentence.

"You didn't have a good word in the morning, crow's mouth. Aren't you afraid of sores on your head and pus under your feet?"

"You're all rotten. ”

"You suck. ”

"You!"

Erpang understood what Yang Wei meant, and he wasn't talking about the injuries on his body, this time it was a big injury to his thigh, so people couldn't hold it, but the next time he fought, he wouldn't be so lucky, maybe he would lie down in the morgue directly, waiting for his family to claim it, and he would have already changed his face.

But Dabao doesn't think so, he thinks it's worth getting a little injured, otherwise how can he brag when he gets old and say what happened to Lao Tzu back then?

Regarding the bickering between the two, Dabao could only work on the side and pack up his things silently, because he understood that the last person to leave the dormitory last semester seemed to be himself, and now he is in such a mess, and he is also indispensable.

Er Fat didn't want to quarrel with Yang Wei, because he was disturbed by another sound, not from the next room because of the poor sound insulation, that kind of sound was too filthy, and what he heard now belonged to nature.

As if his soul had been snatched away, he followed the sound and walked over consciously.

"Oh shit, there are really no tigers in the mountains, and even the little cock is here to be the king. Er Fat suddenly said something inexplicably, and the two who were busy suddenly turned their eyes away.

I saw the second fat holding a petite, weak, fluffy and cute thing in both hands, in his eyes it seemed to be a little cock, but in fact it was a little bird, a little bird that could not be named, not only the mice nested in their bedroom, but the little bird also built a nest on their windowsill and set up a happy family.

"Ouch, I'm going to the dorm room for all the and that. Dabao came up and found that it wasn't the little cock that Er Fat said, and he wanted to make fun of him because he didn't even know the little bird.

But Yang Wei's point of view was different, and he said casually: "Kill it." ”

"You violent maniac, do you still have a little love?" Er Fat talked about love at this time, and he didn't blink his eyes when he stepped on the mouse and the mother and son just now.

Yang Wei didn't talk to him about love or unlove, but continued the theme of the previous sentence and said: "Stew soup and drink, make up for it." ”

"Make up for your sister," the second fat handed the little guy with the hair on his hand that had not yet grown to Dabao, and then discovered the new world, "Wow, it turns out that there are two more here." "So it's one bird, two birds, three birds.

Strictly speaking, it's three chicks.

The second fat felt fresh and strange, the first time he saw the little bird whose hair did not grow all, and then he couldn't fly, and suddenly the love flooded like a flood gate bursting the embankment, and immediately expressed his opinion, "Ah, we must raise them, they are as cute as Yuanyuan, she will definitely like it, what do you say?"

It turned out to be to please his girlfriend.,That's a fart.,There's nothing to say.,Definitely not.,I can't even raise myself.,And raise three birds.,Maybe after a while, people's parents come up and find that their children are gone.,Immediately call the birds in the nearby area to start a "Angry Birds looking for relatives", then it's a big trouble.

Yang Wei reasoned with him, saying that it was like this kind of bird or something, the most hypocritical, if he didn't agree, he would die, tell the truth, don't lie to him. Dabao didn't have time to talk nonsense with him, so he turned around and answered a phone call, which was from Jiang Huai'an, the president of the student union.

Originally, the three of them had a good time in the small world, and Dabao had forgotten about Li Xingzai's incident completely, but forgetting it did not mean that it had passed, and the arrival of Jiang Huai'an's phone call made him feel at ease.

"Seriously, Li Xingzai is really fine?"

The other person on the phone replied, "How else can I lie to you?"

If something happens to Li Xingzai, Dabao will definitely be stupid and crazy, it's okay if he doesn't have an accident, but if something happens, he will die, what is the concept of a dead person, it is really not clear.

But when Jiang Huaian said that it was okay, he didn't dare to believe it, so he turned on hands-free and wanted Yang Wei to listen to it together, after all, both of them had a part in beating Li Xingzai.

"I'm so excited by this news, can you say that again?"

"Are you bored?"

"Just say it again, let me put my mind at ease!" Dabao continued to stalk, as if he was coquettish.

Jiang Huaian couldn't stand his hypocrisy, and continued to say: "Li Xingzai is now past the dangerous period, but he is a little emotional, and he is fine for the time being." ”

As soon as Jiang Huai'an finished speaking, Dabao laughed, and laughed very presumptuously, and couldn't close up and down, "I'll just say he's fine, how can a handful of cheap bones be okay?"

Yang Wei, who was listening quietly over there, also put his mind at ease, slowly breathed a sigh of relief, and a stone fell to the ground in his heart. The second fat doesn't know why.

Hearing Dabao so happy, Jiang Huai'an on the other end of the phone suddenly took a turn, "But ......" As soon as he heard these two words, Dabao's chin that couldn't close with a smile also froze at that second.

Yang Wei, who was relieved next to him, picked up the fallen stone again and suspended it in mid-air.

"Don't be too happy, although Li Xingzai is fine, but the matter of the opening prom will start this weekend, there is not much time, whether it can be held smoothly depends on your ability as the vice president of the student union. ”

When Jiang Huai'an said this, Dabao and Yang Wei suddenly had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in their hearts, and it was worth mentioning that such a was worth mentioning.

Er Fat, who was still listening quietly, heard the word dance, his eyes lit up instantly, and he stepped up to snatch the phone and ask clearly, but his current lame leg was not as fast as Dabao's hand, and the screen was already black when he grabbed the phone.

"Hey!"

Bang Bang Bang ......

Seeing that the phone was silent, Er Fat couldn't control his emotions and wanted to start smashing the rhythm of spades.

"Don't move. Dabao reminded Er Fat as if he realized something, and looked more serious than Jiang Huai'an called just now, and Yang Wei over there also looked at Er Fat, as if something earth-shattering was about to happen.

"What, what's wrong?" the second fat waited quietly, not noticing anything for the time being.

The whole room began to fall silent, the atmosphere was a little wrong, after a long time, Dabao picked up something from the ground, and pretended to cry bitterly, "Xiaoqiang! You killed Xiaoqiang, you are a murderer who is inferior to a beast." ”

When Er Fat came back to his senses, it turned out to be the corpse of a little bird that had been trampled on, the flesh and blood were blurred, and one foot was lifted by Dabao. The traces printed on the bird's body are the marks on the soles of the two fat shoes.

This scene doesn't need to be explained, the second fat self memory playback, it turned out that I was too excited to hear the two words of the dance party just now, and when I rushed up to grab the phone, I accidentally lost a bird, and then another accidentally, the bird was at his feet, the death was miserable, the ending was only sad, and the second fat crime was outrageous.

"You ......"

"You're done, how can you be so disrespectful of life?"

"You are a person who has a girlfriend, why don't you have any love, how can you stand in front of other people's boyfriends in the future, do you ...... Alas!"

"Wronged souls!"

"O undead!"

The two of you said a word, and the two of them panicked, apologized again and again, said sorry, and said that they didn't mean it or something.

In fact, the two of them wish that all these three little birds would die, lest the two fat hearts flood and it will be difficult to clean up, and now only one has died, and there are still some regrets in their hearts, a fragile life of living reality.

"Why don't we ask a mage to help it get over the time?" the second fat glared and begged the two of them to come up with an idea.

"That's not good, the school is a place to impart positive energy of scientific knowledge, how can there be those superstitious things, and if they are discovered, they will be expelled. ”

"How is it possible, I used to see that the school club recruited new students, and there were feng shui metaphysics, isn't that also superstition. ”

"Uh......" The two of them were dumbfounded by his divine logic.

Er Fat continued: "Then we don't have to go outside to ask for a mage, just go and ask someone from the school club Feng Shui to help us, it should be able to do it, and it should be okay to spend some money to overspend the undead, right?"

Well, here's the problem, money is always the most sensitive topic.

"What the hell is going on?

The two picked up the most advantageous weapon to resist, that is, to remain silent and turn to the side without speaking, such a silent resistance, although it is not the most advantageous, but for Er Fat, it can put a little burden on his heart, and it is best for him to give up raising the two birds that are alive.

"Or ......"

"Or ......"

After a moment, the two turned around together, and then they both had something to say.

Yang Wei humbly let Dabao say first, Dabao and Yang Wei have the same idea, so whoever says the same thing, and directly confesses to him: "Otherwise, if we bury it, and then release these two little birds, let their souls be redeemed, soaring in the blue sky and white clouds, their brothers may forgive you." ”

"That's not good!" Of course, he was rejected by the second fat mouthful.