On second thought, I realized that my current state was a little wrong.

What I'm thinking about now is actually how to wash away my suspicions, so that I don't have to worry about being caught by plainclothes police who came out of nowhere, instead of thinking about how to bring down the director of the funeral home, this matter should be considered in the long run, maybe I should find a time to keep an eye on this person's tip, after all, I have never met the director of the funeral home! I don't even know what people look like, and I still think about bringing them down all day long, which is obviously an unrealistic idea.

Thinking of this, I was already relieved, took out my mobile phone and called Zhang Xiaoshan, and after two rings, Zhang Xiaoshan picked up the phone, and his voice sounded a little excited: "Angkor! Is it Angkor! You finally called me Angkor!"

I frowned, "What's wrong?"

Zhang Xiaoshan's voice was full of tears: "You are really Angkor! I thought you really left me here alone to die! Do you know, I don't know your mobile phone number!"

As soon as I heard this, I couldn't help but laugh out loud, I was in a hurry that day, I just remembered to give this kid a mobile phone, but I forgot to tell him my mobile phone number. I guess after I left, this guy was excited to call me and show off the good life he had with that beautiful nurse girl, and when he picked up his phone and started dialing, he realized that he didn't know my phone number.

And the funniest thing is that the nurse girl has no experience, and she even forgot to let me leave a mobile phone number! In this way, Zhang Xiaoshan is probably desperate, thinking that I really want to leave him there alone and wait for death.

I comforted me with kind words: "Okay, don't be like a, crying, don't you know my mobile phone number this time? Just call me if you have something! Hey, I almost forgot! I'm looking for you for business!"

I asked Zhang Xiaoshan to edit all his information into text messages and send it to me, including my ID number, home address, and my experience over the years, etc., after mastering this information, I was able to disguise myself as Zhang Xiaoshan's good friend, and then surrender to the police station - no, I reported the case to the police station.

Zhang Xiaoshan told me a few more words, asking me to call him more if I had nothing to do, and to have time to see him or something, I said in my heart that this kid really regarded himself as my second uncle or something.

Not long after hanging up the phone, the text message prompt of the mobile phone rang, and when I opened it, it was indeed Zhang Xiaoshan's own various information, from the ID number to where the primary school was, there was a mess of all kinds of information.

I thought that with my memory of relying on the endorsement of the books in college, I could memorize it anyway, but the more I memorized it, the more I couldn't remember, and the more I memorized it, the more I couldn't remember, so I had an idea and called for a surreal engine in my heart.

"Surreal engine?"

"In~~~~" The voice of the surreal engine rang lazily in my head, "What's the matter?"

I asked tentatively, "Let me ask you, how are you at memorizing things?"

The voice of the surreal engine immediately revealed a sense of smugness: "My memory is much better than your human brain's memory, as long as it is not accidentally deleted, all my memories can be saved forever, and can be read error-free anytime, anywhere!"

"Oh!!!, awesome!!" I patted at first, and then put forward my own requirements to him, "So, I want you to help me memorize a passage now, and when I want to use it, you tell me in my head that I want to repeat it in front of others, how about it, no problem?"

"No problem!"

I immediately picked up my phone, read the message Zhang Xiaoshan sent me from beginning to end, and after confirming with the surreal engine that he had completely memorized it, I confidently dialed 110.

The phone was quickly connected, and a pleasant female voice came from the earpiece: "Hello, this is the Xianshan District Police Station, do you need any help?"

I groaned for a moment and said, "This, I am, do you know that the Xianshan District Funeral Home recently reported that someone stole the body?"

The female operator on the other end of the line replied, "I know, do you have any clues to provide?"

"That's right, I'm near the Xianshan Funeral Home now, please send someone over, I have a very important clue to provide to you. ”

The female operator on the other end of the line recorded my name and phone number, asked where I was, and then I hung up.

I walked to the side of the car, rested against the front of the car, and then took a cigarette out of my pocket and lit it.

I've noticed that I've been smoking more often since I became a Guardian, could it be that my addiction to smoking has increased?

I think it's more likely that there are more annoyances, alas.

All kinds of bizarre and brain-burning things followed, and this one was wanted by the police, and you said that I was going to provoke someone.

I don't know where the Xianshan District Police Station is, but it is estimated that it is not too far from the funeral home, and when I smoked the third cigarette, I saw a police car driving from a distance, but it did not turn on the siren, fortunately, I didn't want to startle the snake.

As soon as I saw that the police car was approaching me, I quickly got up and stood up, walked around my car to the road, and raised my hand to signal that I was here.

The car stopped with a sudden brake in front of me, the left and right doors clicked open, and two male policemen rushed down from above, one lunge rushed in front of me, and immediately pressed me there, shouting "Don't move!" and "Don't move!".

I looked so confused that before I could resist, I was controlled by my backlocked hands, and when I saw that a policeman was about to handcuff me, I quickly shouted: "Oh, hey, hey, two, two! It's me who called the police! What are you arresting me for?"

One of the policemen ignored me and handcuffed me directly, and then said to me: "Don't move! Be honest! You said you called the police?"

Seeing that I nodded, the policeman asked in a tone that was obviously suspicious of me, "But how do I think you look like a person in the wanted picture book of our police station?"

I quickly defended: "Two of you! I know I'm on your wanted album now, but I'm wronged, haven't I been busy looking around for clues because I have been trying to clear my innocence!"

The eldest brother of the policeman smiled, "Wronged? Which criminal didn't say that he was wronged when he was caught? When the evidence is put in front of you, won't you all be honest all at once? What do you have to say back to the police station?"

These two people dragged me to the police car, and I hurriedly shouted: "Two of you, two of you, take me to the police station, I'll trouble you, please get a cup or something, go to the field over there and grab some soil, and go back for a test?"

The eldest brother who handcuffed me was obviously stunned, and looked back at the field next to him, "What soil? I warn you not to play tricks!"

I quickly explained: "No, big brother, I really didn't play tricks, you are like this, you two are holding my arm, can we go over together?" I said that the clue I want to provide is the soil over there!"

Neither policeman spoke, and I guessed they exchanged glances behind me, and then one of the policemen said to me, "Then let's go over, I warn you not to try to play any tricks, you honestly cooperate with the investigation, maybe you can be lenient!"

I didn't know how to explain to the two police officers, and I felt that it was useless to explain, so I had to ignore his words, and pointed to the field just now and said, "That's it! You should still be able to see my footprints! The color of the land is whiter, see?"

In fact, it stands to reason that it would be nice to leave one person to watch me and another policeman to collect samples, but these two policemen were afraid that I would play tricks and that one person would not be able to control me, so they dragged me stumbling through the field.

Finally at the location I was talking about, a policeman pulled out an exhibit bag from his pocket, grabbed two large handfuls of dirt from the ground, put it in, and sealed the bag again. The policeman who grabbed me dragged me from behind, "It's okay this time, right?

I hesitated for a moment and said, "This big brother, there is one more matter. ”

The eldest brother of the policeman glared at him and shouted sharply: "What else is going on! Tell you, our patience with criminals is limited!"

I was buzzing in my ears when he yelled, and I said with a bitter face: "Big brother, my car key is in this pocket, can you help me lock the car, I forgot to lock it when I got out of the car." ”

The policeman was a little speechless, stretched out a hand and pulled it into my pocket, while the other policeman stared at me with a cautious face, for fear that I would fight back at this time and catch them off guard.

But I didn't do that, because I knew very well that there would be no good fruit to eat if I offended the police, and the problem was that we had a clear conscience!

The policeman in my pocket finally took out my car keys and pressed a button on my car, only to hear an alarm go off and the car was locked.

During this period, I didn't dare to move, for fear that the person next to me would think I was going to do something and kick me out.

Seeing that I seemed to be really cooperative, the tone of the two policemen seemed to have softened a lot.

The eldest brother who yelled at me just now also changed his face at this time, and said to me very kindly: "I think you kid seems to be quite honest, not like the kind of vicious corpse thief, just now you said that you are wronged, rest assured, as long as you cooperate with our police work, I believe you will definitely be given justice." ”

Speaking of this, the eldest brother's eyes were cold, and his tone became very stern, "But if you are really a criminal and cooperate well with the investigation, you may be able to win a lenient treatment, understand?"

I nodded busily, and said that the police's heart-attacking skills really have a set, anyway, everything is to make me honest and obedient, but I am indeed very obedient, after all, my heart is clean, so I can listen to what the two police brothers say.

The policeman dragged me into the car, one of them sat in the cab to drive, and the other sat in the back seat with me, probably to control me and prevent me from escaping.