204. You were the first to die in the world of Conan

After getting the information he wanted, Zhang Wei and Yi Xiaochuan chatted a few more words before leaving, he already knew the information he wanted to know.

Now it seems that the power of the mysterious side of this world has indeed been sealed, and Yi Xiaochuan has not been able to cross it, and I don't know if he is still the protagonist in this way?

And the conversation between women always seems very long, they don't seem to have anything to talk about, Gao Lan and Yifei chatted for several hours.

I feel that I have told all the things that have happened in my life since the two of them separated, and I may have added Zhanbo's ......

Poor Zhanbo people are sitting abroad, the black background is Chinese, and all the black history has been exposed by his old sister, and he still knows nothing abroad.

Probably rejoicing at Wan Yu's hair brushing his fingers.

But time is always flowing, and the longest time is also over, and after a few people have finished talking, they have to separate, after all, it is late, everyone has to go back to their respective homes, and they have to go to work the next day.

However, Zhang Wei saw that Yi Xiaochuan and Gao Lan had a bitter look on their faces when they left, and Zhang Wei estimated that tonight would be another sleepless night for him.

As for what kind of sleepless method it is, it's hard to say.

After Yi Xiaochuan left, Tang Youyou said to Ziqiao with some sadness: "Ziqiao, that friend of yours has a girlfriend, when can you bring one back to show your little aunt?

"Huh?" Ziqiao was directly blindsided when he heard this: "I've never lacked a girlfriend!? I still have several of them, which one would you like to see?"

“…… I mean the kind that wants to get married! the kind that lasts for a long time!" Tang Youyou heard this answer, a few tic-tac-toe words popped up on his head, are you a girlfriend or a bubble friend, don't you have a little AC number in your heart?

Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao complained: "In my life, I have pursued galloping horses and extreme challenges, why should I find someone to watch myself? Isn't this uncomfortable for myself? Have you ever seen Sun Wukong bring a tight spell to himself?"

"Then doesn't that friend of yours have a girlfriend too? I don't think he's alive and well?"

"He was cowardly, he didn't dare to break up, he wanted to break up a long time ago, but he was afraid of being beaten to death. It's so inconvenient to go out to pick up girls now. ”

Lu Ziqiao said with some disdain when he heard this, find a long-term girlfriend, put a tight spell on himself, and ended up trapping himself to death, so I won't be as stupid as him.

Tang Youyou was crazy when he heard this: "Ziqiao, you are the only man in our family! You are going to cut off your children and grandchildren! What should we do with our family's incense?"

"You don't have to worry about this, I don't know how many genetically related children are left in the folk in the scientific experiments he did, and it is estimated that it is no less than Kangxi Yongzheng's. ”

Zhang Wei complained when he heard this, Ziqiao would go to scientific experiments when he really had no money, and he didn't know how many descendants he would leave inadvertently.

However, before the critical moment, Ziqiao still won't do scientific experiments, not because he has a bottom line.

It's because the scientific experiment has to abstain from sex for a period of time in order to ensure the quality, otherwise no money will be given if it is not qualified, and abstinence is simply torture for him.

"Oh my God?!" Tang Youyou was speechless when she heard this, and she didn't know what to say.

I just want my juniors to go on the right path like an ordinary elder, why is it so difficult? Ziqiao still has a lot of fallacies.

"Alas, Ziqiao, if you take care of yourself sooner, if you are in Conan's world, you will definitely be the first to die. Guan Gu comforted Yoyo a little, and then said to Zi Qiao.

Lu Ziqiao shook his head when he heard this: "Cut, if you want to die, that guy died first just now, he is more scum than me."

Besides, as the saying goes, men are not bad, women are not loved, and girls still like us? You see, an honest person like Xiang Zhang Wei is still a single dog, and the facts have proved that it is the buyer's market that determines the way we are. ”

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment when he heard this, Damn, why did you throw the pot to me again?

"I'm sorry, not long ago, a girl confessed to me, those are at least ten grades higher than yours.

I'm embarrassed to despise your aesthetics, a water plastic surgery face, fake breasts, is it interesting to touch silicone all day long? I'm afraid it's addictive to touch silicone. ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, he fought back directly, he had nothing to do and dared to use me as a shield, it seemed that he was beaten by the lack of society.

Tang Youyou agreed with this and nodded: "That is, you can't find a little bit of that kind of serious and simple girl? ”

"But that kind of food is too boring, and it's tasteless. Lu Ziqiao said helplessly when he heard this, isn't the simplicity you said not very good?

Qin Yumo shook his head and said, "Forget it, Yoyo, Ziqiao is like this, no matter how much you say, it's useless." ”

Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao quibbled: "What do you call me like this, this is the relationship between supply and demand, do you understand? Obviously, you girls just like me, handsome, and then bad."

is like that star Di Nuoge, who has slept with many girl stars and female fans, but there are still a bunch of female fans who like him, and they say that they want to be hurt by him.

So in general, it's because of the aesthetics of you women that we're like this, and it's not bad for me! It's your buyer's market that determines our seller's market!"

"Pure quibble! I don't think there are more fans of the little sheep than that cannon king! Don't generalize, okay?!"

Hearing this, Qin Yumo retorted, don't blame others for the essence of your scumbag, obviously you are a scumbag, but you are embarrassed to say that you become a scumbag because women like scumbags.

When Tang Youyou heard this, he seemed to remember something: "When you say this, it seems that Gao Lan's boyfriend just now looks quite similar to Brother Dinuo...... Are the two of them related?"

"The world is so big, there are no surprises, isn't Zhang Wei still the same as Er Kangchang?

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he said that his little aunt's family was making a fuss, what happened to the face-bumping monster?

"It's also ......"

And Zhang Wei heard this, but he couldn't help but complain in his heart, why can't Lao Hu's urban image be related to the scumbag......

You can play a perverted murderer! Why are you all scumbags?