Chapter 55: Naughty Ghost
Through a series of information, we know that this Qin Ye is not as weak as we imagined, he is not a liar god, but a genuine master, just like the Qimen Dunjia formation that day, it almost trapped us.
What's more important is that this guy is very mysterious, in the early years of mixing in Guangdong and Hong Kong, and now it has spread to the whole country, and even Southeast Asia has his footprints, and he has no fixed place, which is destined to make him very difficult to catch, and even we will really be played by him like mice.
"Old man, you are so powerful, you can't make a congenital gossip or something, predict his location, and we will block him directly"
"Okay, innate gossip, I leaked the secret of heaven, and I will die after the calculation, and you will block it alone?"
"Hehe, joking, joking"
I quickly shut up, this proposal is really not good, Liu Laodao has told me many times, the good and easy are uncertain, and it is not a joke to leak the heavenly opportunity.
"The sky is big, this guy is really difficult to catch, forget it, let it be"
Liu Laodao sighed and said, the world is too big, if you want to arrest someone, unless it is an official dispatch, otherwise it is too difficult in private.
"Don't, this scares you away?
"I didn't say that I wouldn't take revenge, but I can't do anything about him, otherwise you will chase him"
"Well, when I didn't say yes"
I'm also very helpless, this feeling is really embarrassing, but it seems that there is really nothing to do.
"Forget it, stay a few more days, and I'll take you to meet my old friends when the time comes, I won't always accompany you on your journey, and you will have to rely on yourself in the future."
Liu Laodao shook his head, revenge is very important to him, but it is not the only thing in life, and he will not worry about it for long, so he simply arranged for me to do things in the future.
I am naturally very happy to meet Liu Laodao's friends, and now I have seen two, both of them are not extraordinary people, and I am a little looking forward to what kind of person Liu Laodao's next friend will be.
We stayed here in Daoheng for a few more days, and the day before we were about to leave, a few villagers from the bottom of the mountain suddenly came up, and they had to see Daoheng, saying that they had bumped into a ghost.
Although Dao Heng is now mainly doing the business of doctors, he is still a serious Taoist priest, and when he encounters this kind of thing, he naturally can't let it go, so he met with those few people, and Liu Laodao and I were idle and bored, and I also went to listen.
"Here's the thing, two days ago, we..."
The story is about a young man a few years older than me, he and another classmate are high school friends, and now they are both studying in college in other places, and now it is not just the summer vacation, so they made an appointment to play together.
This young man went to his classmate's place to play for a day, and then invited him to his house to play, but in the end he missed a trip, so the last ten kilometers home was on foot, and halfway through, it was already dark, and they happened to pass by a cemetery.
One of them said, I won't meet a ghost, and the other person also feels cold when I hear it, after all, they are all from the countryside, and I have heard this kind of strange and weird story.
However, at this moment, a person suddenly came out of the roadside, and scolded them, saying that they were people who had received scientific education, grew up under the red flag, how could they be superstitious, and listed a lot of seemingly ghosts, but in fact misunderstandings or man-made deeds to tell them.
As soon as the two were told by this stranger, they were immediately bold, and they admired this person's profound knowledge very much, and wanted to make friends with him, so they asked his name.
Unexpectedly, after the man sneered, he turned into a puff of green smoke and disappeared, which frightened the two of them miserably, and ran home with their lives, telling his parents about it.
The next day, his parents went to the cemetery with a lot of people, and finally saw a posthumous photo on a tombstone of the same person they met last night, and the tombstone said that this person was a teacher who died of cancer three years ago.
Originally, the matter ended here, but their parents were afraid, afraid that the teacher would pester the two of them, so they came to see Dao Heng, hoping that Dao Heng could give him some guidance and resolve this trouble.
"This, this, this, this is a naughty man"
After listening to their stories, I was dumbfounded, how could there be such a supernatural experience, this is a joke, and it is a cold joke.
"This, I also think it might be a misunderstanding, that teacher is joking with you, don't worry too much, he has no malicious intent"
Dao Heng is also depressed, this teacher really loves to play, doesn't he know that he will be scared to death?
The parents of the two college students were not happy on the spot when they heard Dao Heng's words, joking? Can it be a trivial thing for a ghost to joke with others? What if it wasn't a joke, what if he came out to joke every day?
So they unanimously asked Dao Heng to come forward to solve it, asking him to take this ghost hand, no matter how bad it is, he has to do a magic thing or something, which makes Dao Heng cry and laugh, and people have not done evil, where can they accept him.
Besides, he doesn't have time, he's busy now, there are still so many sick numbers waiting for him in the Taoist temple, and there are a lot of things in the Taoist temple.
However, Dao Heng did not directly refuse, but proposed to let other masters in the Taoist temple go out, but the parents of the college student were not happy, the reason is very simple, those Taoist masters are not as famous as Dao Heng, and they can't believe it, so they have to pester Dao Heng to go out.
"I'm coming, I'm coming, this parent, listen to me, Master Daoheng is very busy now, however, our master and apprentice can go out, don't be in a hurry to refuse, my master is not a nameless..."
Looking at Dao Heng's dilemma, I felt that it was necessary to solve this problem for Dao Heng Lao Dao, so I immediately stepped forward, and then bragged to Liu Lao Dao.
Liu Laodao glared at me angrily several times, isn't it okay to find trouble, but he is not good at demolishing my platform in public, so he had to acquiesce, and Dao Hengle on the side quickly echoed a few words, proving that what I said is true, originally, Liu Laodao is also capable, but he is not a liar.
We sang and harmonized, and finally frightened the family, and then Liu Laodao coughed, and asked them to go down the mountain first, to prepare some paper money, incense and candle offerings or something, and we will go to do things at night and invite the naughty ghost away.
"You kid, it's really, next time you dare to be like this, it's okay to find trouble, be careful that I smoke you"
As soon as the others left, Liu Laodao bared his teeth at me, and he had to leave tomorrow, and he still caused trouble.
"Hee-hee, don't dare, don't dare again"
I laughed and said, I can't say I'm curious, I'd love to see that funny naughty guy, after all, there aren't many interesting souls in the world.
"Actually, this matter is easy to solve, the teacher has no malicious intentions, it's really just a joke, I remember that the Qing Dynasty Ji Xiaolan's reading Wei Caotang notes wrote almost the same story as this, it's just the experience of two scholars, don't worry"
Dao Heng also smiled and explained to me, I'm curious, there are so many interesting souls?
I pestered Dao Heng to tell me about it, and Dao Heng didn't refuse, he told me 1510 times, sure enough, history always has the same, and even ghosts can be exactly the same.
"Brother Liu, Brother Liu, can I go and see it at night?"
As soon as he went out, Wu Gongzi immediately followed, it turned out that this kid had been eavesdropping at the door for a long time, and he was also interested at this time.
"Well, why don't you have a chance encounter at night?"
I don't dare to agree casually, if I let Liu Laodao know, I have to scold me again, how can I say that I am also a professional person, take a Wu Gongzi to go, it is not looking for scolding.
Soon after, we went down the mountain, and the parents of the college student prepared the offerings according to our request, and then they drove us to the cemetery and found the teacher's grave.
After dismissing the irrelevant people, Liu Laodao and I did a ritual in accordance with the ritual of exorcism, this ritual is not done randomly, there is really such a procedure, and it is often done when doing white things, it is said that it can be used to let the little ghosts passing by not grab food from newcomers.
Therefore, the meaning of this ritual is not to get rid of demons, but to appease, which means to notify you, and then give you paper money to burn offerings, and you will quickly leave after receiving the benefits, and you can't be scary here.
It's a very simple thing, I am familiar with Liu Laodao, and we will rush back after we finish it, but I secretly asked Chen Menghan to go back, and I asked her to ask the teacher why she did this.
Soon, Chen Menghan returned, and then she told me the teacher's reason for doing so
"It's too boring to be alone, just kidding"