Chapter 152: I Want to Die

The servants changed to the woods by the river, not only did they know more monkeys, but there was also less grass in the woods, and there were almost no thorny shrubs.

After more than an hour, the servants caught a whole small basket of monkeys, and it was a bumper harvest anyway.

"Let's go back and clean the small basket, and come back to catch it!" Shi Wei patted the small basket on her waist and said happily.

Canghai said: "Forget it, let's catch it next time, if you catch it all, you won't know that the monkey will eat it in a few years, is it difficult to start raising this thing like outside?"

Shi Wei had never heard of monkeys that could be raised, so she opened her mouth and asked, "How can you raise this thing?"

Ping'an said: "Someone sells eggs, that is, there are more than a dozen eggs on a small straw stick, one dollar to a piece of five straw sticks, see how much the eggs are counted, and the person who bought them buries the small straw sticks in the ground, and after three or four years of hard work, these eggs grow into monkeys and crawl out of the ground."

Ping An knew very clearly, and told Shi Wei about the process of raising monkeys.

"I really didn't expect it!" Shi Wei heard for the first time that monkeys could be raised, and it was also the first time she knew how to raise this thing.

"Okay, go back, don't say it's one meal, two meals are enough," Canghai said with a smile.

I harvested a basket today, and I can eat two meals for three people anyway, and this thing can't be eaten as a meal, so fry a plate and count it as a dish.

The servants returned to the village along the riverside road, and the villagers they met along the way were all smiling, and they knew that everyone's harvest was quite good without asking.

"Haiwazi, are you done catching it?" Qiu Shanghua saw Canghai and the others walking slowly, so she opened her mouth and asked.

Ping'an said: "Grandma Qiu, we won't catch it, the second brother said to catch a little, and you can catch it later, I'm afraid we will catch this thing."

Qiu Shanghua said with a smile: "That's right, my family won't catch some more, and I can almost have a small two hundred yuan when I get the set." Catch a little less and keep the water for a long time, and you can exchange it for a small two hundred salty salt money every year in the future."

Canghai smiled when he heard this, cheered at Grandma Qiu, and took the big guy home.

When he arrived at home, Canghai took the basket: "I came to wash the monkey, peace, you give me the quail eggs too, you go home and sleep somewhere."

Ping An hummed, then took out the quail eggs and put them in a small basin: "Second brother, do you want me to help?"

"It's okay, just take two fishes, this thing is easy to wash, you go back to sleep" Canghai said.

Ping'an said to Canghai and Shi Wei: "If it's okay, second brother, Doctor Shi, I'll go home and sleep."

Canghai nodded in response.

Shi Wei said: "Okay, I'll go take a bath and sleep."

Now the old house of the Canghai family has also dug a bathroom, but in addition to going to the toilet, Shi Wei still took a bath and ran to the bathroom of Canghai's bedroom, because I don't know when she fell in love with taking a bath, in Shi Wei's words, it is more comfortable to take a hot bath at the end of the day.

Canghai has not taken a bath since entering the summer, and Canghai does not like to use hot water in the summer bath, so he directly flushes the cold water and feels indescribably comfortable up and down, where will it take five or six minutes to fill a pool of water, and then toss out a pool of bubbles to soak in what bath, it is not enough trouble.

The house is equipped with solar energy, after a whole day of exposure, the water has to be hot, not to mention that the cold water can't go down to people at all, so it doesn't cost electricity, and Canghai is soaked by Shi Wei every once in a while.

Shi Wei was going to take a bath, Canghai began to wash the monkeys, some of the monkeys climbed out of the body with mud, Canghai now washed the mud on the monkeys, and then put salt to pile up, if this thing does not use salt, it will shed its skin early tomorrow morning, and it will directly become an adult, so it can't be eaten, so after catching the monkey, Canghai will generally choose to use salt to code up, so that it will not become a worm, and it will not deteriorate.

After washing the monkey and drying the water, Canghai grabbed salt to pickle the monkey, and then buckled another basin on top of the basin, and pressed another brick on the basin to prevent the cats in the village and the wild things outside from coming to steal food.

After dealing with the monkey, Canghai washed the quail eggs again, and saw that Shi Wei had not yet soaked them in the bath, so he simply boiled the quail eggs again, and after they were cooked, they peeled the shells and put them in the refrigerator, ready to use them when cooking soup tomorrow.

As soon as he finished handling the quail eggs and put the plates in the refrigerator, Canghai saw Shi Wei walking out of the house with a large bath towel wrapped around her.

"Oh, so unparticular today?"

Canghai said jokingly.

After the relationship between the two is normal, Shi Wei doesn't close the bedroom door when she takes a shower now, but it is the first time she comes out with a bath towel like today.

"Canghai, do you see my underwear?" Shi Wei held the bath towel with one hand and turned it on the sofa with the other.

"You go home and look for it, how can I have your underwear here" Canghai thought this question was a bit funny.

Shi Wei said: "No, I obviously took all the clothes I wanted to change into the bathroom, who knew that when I finished washing and looking for it, I found that the underwear was gone, to be exact, the underwear was gone, and everything else was still there."

"Don't worry, there are no underpants thieves in our village yet, you look for it slowly," Canghai said.

Shi Wei said: "You can help me find it."

"I'm a 24K pure old man to help you find underwear? Don't do it, I can't afford to lose this person," Canghai said.

"Help me pull the sofa up" Shi Wei was in a hurry with her underwear now, and began to arouse Canghai.

Canghai had no choice but to take a handle and move the sofa away, the sofa was empty, not even gray, and there was no Shi Wei's underwear at all.

Moved two more pieces of furniture, Canghai said with a smile: "I said, how can your underwear fall under the cabinet of ornaments, you really can!"

"I remember I brought it," Shi Wei was a little anxious.

Canghai said: "Maybe you threw it somewhere, you go back first to find a clean one to change, nine times out of ten you didn't take it."

Shi Wei couldn't make up her mind now, thought for a while and said, "Then I'll go back and look for it, if I can't find it, I can only wash one."

Hearing Shi Wei's words, Canghai couldn't help but give her a thumbs up: "You are really good! You don't wash the clothes you change immediately, save them?"

"It's been a busy past two days," Shi Wei said.

Canghai was embarrassed to talk about her, so he had to sigh and push Shi Wei's messy sofa or something back to its original position.

Wrapped in a bath towel, Shi Wei went back to her house with her clothes, while Canghai took a shower, lay down on the bed, and tried to call Lu Shu, but when she heard that the phone was turned off again, she sighed and covered the small blanket to sleep.

The characteristics of the cave are that it is warm in winter and cool in summer, the hotter the day outside, the cooler the cave will be, just like there is no air conditioning at all, and it is easy to catch a cold if you lie on the bed at night if you don't cover something.

And this kind of cool is naturally cool, much more comfortable than the cool breeze blown by the air conditioner, and people who have slept in the summer kiln know how attractive this comfort is.

I was sleeping beautifully, and suddenly Canghai felt that someone was pushing him and calling his name at the same time.

When he opened his eyes, Canghai found Shi Wei standing by his bed, stunned for a moment and rubbed his eyes, Canghai found that he had no visual vision.

"I said, why are you running to my bedroom early in the morning without sleeping?" Canghai said as he straightened up and sat on the bed, yawning after speaking.

Shi Wei whispered: "The underwear I hung outside is gone again!"

"What?" Canghai felt that his brain was a little bad, and it took a while to come back to his senses, and he opened his mouth to ask, "Are you sure?"

"I'm not sure about this, the underwear I just washed yesterday was hung on the clothesline outside, I want to wear it in the morning, who knows if I found that one is missing, or underwear" Shi Wei said with a serious face.

Canghai thinks that this matter is a big deal, why is there an underwear thief in the village? After thinking about it for a while, Canghai thinks that it is impossible, and now none of the people living in the village are capable of doing such a thing.

Scratching his head, Canghai lifted the quilt.

"Well, what are you doing?"

In an instant, Shi Wei turned her face.

"I'm wearing long pants! Now I know I'm embarrassed, why don't I want to think about running over early in the morning" Canghai lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

Shi Wei turned her face, and just wanted to talk to Canghai, when she suddenly looked at Canghai's bed in a daze, and her face was brushed like an apple.

Canghai looked at Shi Wei's appearance and was about to tease her, but when Canghai's eyes followed Shi Wei's eyes and saw the things on his bed, he was suddenly dumbfounded.

Just under his quilt, he covered a pink little panty with countless small flower bones printed on it, and naughtily exposed a corner.

Shi Wei followed her face, walked to the bed, bent down and lifted the quilt, and found that not only one, but also a pair of light blue patterned underwear was also in Canghai's quilt.

Shi Wei silently picked up her lost pair of underwear and walked to the door without saying a word.

Canghai was dumbfounded, no matter how he thought about it, he didn't expect Shi Wei's underwear to appear on his bed, seeing that Shi Wei was leaving, he immediately shouted at Shi Wei: "That!"

Hearing Canghai's voice, Shi Wei stopped, but did not turn her head.

"I don't really know this...... This, yours...... That, how did you get to my bed" Canghai now has a feeling that he wants to die, and he only feels that his lifetime of fame is now in vain.

Canghai didn't know why Shi Wei's underwear appeared under his quilt.

"I know!"

After Shi Wei whispered, she raised her feet and left Canghai's bedroom.

Seeing that Shi Wei was gone, Canghai couldn't wait to whip himself a big-eared scraper, and said to himself: "This is special, the yellow mud is not but in the crotch of the pants!"

After being stunned for a while, Canghai said to himself: "Could it be that Lao Tzu has a problem with sleepwalking?"

Canghai went crazy directly: "I want to die!"