Chapter 16: I Really Don't Drink

"Forget it, I don't know how to drink!" Liu Yu shook his head and glanced at Meng Fanyu, of course he knew that this guy was going to pour himself.

"Hehe, don't worry, buddy, I won't pour you, drink as much as you want, just drink as much as you want!"

Meng Fanyu said with a smile, Lao Tzu has been drinking since he was seven or eight years old, and he has never been afraid of anyone until now, three and a half catties of liquor, and beer is poured casually.

See if I don't drink you to death for a while.

"I really don't know how to drink!"

Liu Yu waved his hand.

"Dude, you can really laugh. ”

Meng Fanyu looked at Liu Yu, his eyes full of provocation, "Dude, if you don't dare, just say it directly, and the brothers won't laugh at you." ”

"Big brother, otherwise you should not drink it, Brother Fanyu is from the Northeast, you can't drink him!"

Liu Pengfei persuaded with a smile.

In fact, what he said was very insidious, although it seemed to be an ordinary radical method, but it forced Liu Yu into a dilemma.

If Liu Yu doesn't drink it, it means admitting that he can't do it, and he will definitely lose face.

If Liu Yu drinks, Meng Fanyu can fill him half to death, and he will inevitably end up in shame at that time.

"Okay, since you want to drink, then drink, let's talk about it first, I don't know how to drink. ”

Liu Yu grinned, since people have already drawn their debut, if they don't give them some color, look at it I'm afraid these guys still think they are soft persimmons, let them pinch it.

"Liu Yu, are you okay?"

Li Tingting, who was sitting next to Liu Yu, pulled the corner of his clothes with some concern.

"Okay, you can drink some!"

Liu Yu said with a smile. Ever since he started practicing ghost art with the old immortal, Liu Yu has almost been soaked in a wine vat.

At the beginning, his body was weak, and he couldn't withstand the erosion of the ghost's yin qi at all, so he relied on the old immortal's brewed baogu wine to dispel the cold on his body, especially in the two months when he took Ling'er and Shuang'er, he soaked in the wine vat almost every day.

Therefore, it is not an exaggeration to say that Liu Yu grew up in a wine vat.

"Hmph, pretend, let's see how you climb under the table in a moment!"

Wu Hui snorted disdainfully.

"Tell me, how do you drink it?"

Liu Yu leaned on the sofa and looked at Meng Fanyu with a smile.

"One cup per person, how much do you drink and how much I drink, do you think it's okay?"

Meng Fanyu put two bottles of vodka on the table.

"It's too troublesome to use a cup, just blow it on the bottle!"

Liu Yu said.

"Okay!" Meng Fanyu nodded, but he was very contemptuous in his heart, he thought that Liu Yu was completely pretending to say this, vodka is considered a strong drink among foreign wines, and I want to see how long you can hold on to the bottle.

As he spoke, four bottles of vodka had been opened.

Meng Fanyu rolled up his sleeves, picked up a bottle directly, and drank it against the ceiling.

"Do you want to buy insurance or call an ambulance on 120 or something, this guy may be drunk later!"

Liu Yu glanced at Liu Pengfei.

"Big brother, if you're afraid, just admit defeat!"

Liu Pengfei said with a smile.

"Wasn't it quite tough just now, saying that one person drank one bottle, why did you get intimidated after a while?"

Wu Hui pursed his lips disdainfully, in his opinion, Liu Yu has no other skills, so he will brag.

Drinking with your boyfriend, what's the difference between that and looking for death?

"Well, in that case, you're welcome!"

Liu Yu didn't talk nonsense, and directly picked up a bottle of wine on the wine table and poured it into the sky.

In less than half a minute, Liu Yu put down the wine bottle.

"I can't drink it, didn't I blow it quite a little just now!"

Wu Hui glanced at Liu Yu with disdain.

But Liu Yu didn't pay attention to her, but picked up the second bottle of wine by himself, and began to pour it, and with the squirming of his throat, soon the second bottle of wine entered his stomach.

"Hey, hey, you haven't finished the first bottle, why did you start drinking the second bottle?"

Liu Yu glanced at Wu Hui as if he was looking at an idiot, picked up two wine bottles, and poked them upside down on the table, the table was very clean, and not a drop of wine spilled out.

At this time, the people present realized that the wine in the bottle was gone.

Is this man a monster?

I drank up two bottles of vodka so quickly, and I didn't blush or pant for breath.

At this time, Meng Fanyu had just finished drinking a bottle, his eyes widened, and he looked at the two wine bottles in Liu Yu's hand with a shocked face, but he did not admit defeat, gritted his teeth, picked up the second bottle of wine, and began to drink, the second bottle was far less relaxed than the first bottle, and now his stomach had begun to ache faintly.

Usually, he can drink two or three catties of liquor, but it's not like this.

After a long while, Meng Fanyu finally finished drinking the second bottle of wine.

"Brother, shall we continue?"

Liu Yu glanced at Meng Fanyu with a smile, grabbed another bottle, and prepared to open it.

"Wait, wait. ”

Meng Fanyu covered his stomach with one hand, and quickly grabbed Liu Yu's hand with the other.

"Why are you scared?"

"Who is afraid, I feel that it is boring to drink foreign wine all the time, otherwise let's change our appearance?"

Meng Fanyu resisted the urge to vomit and said stubbornly.

Didn't this guy say he didn't know how to drink? Why did he drink so violently, two bottles of vodka in his stomach, he couldn't hold it anymore, and this guy didn't seem to have any.

Originally, he was thinking of replacing vodka with beer, so that he could rest for a while, besides, the ghost knows if Liu Yu has the physique to vomit when mixed with alcohol, if that's the case, won't he win?

Liu Yu's next sentence almost scared Meng Fanyu half to death.

"Well, it's good to change the look, foreign wine is foreign wine, it's too boring, it's the same as drinking cold water, it's not interesting at all. ”

As he spoke, he called the waiter in and asked them if there was any strong liquor here.

"I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve liquor here!"

After listening to the waiter's words, Meng Fanyu was relieved, but the next moment, he wanted to kill the waiter.

"But if you need it, I can buy it for you!"

"Well, okay, you don't have to buy too good, go and help me move a box of Red Star Erguotou, the seventy-two degree one is the best, and the rest of the money will be used as an errand fee for you!"

Saying that, Liu Yu took out two hundred yuan and handed it to the waiter, and the waiter greeted him and went out.

"One, one box, yes, isn't it too much, let's, the two of us can't finish it, right?"

At this moment, Meng Fanyu wanted to die, and he stammered a little when he spoke.

"If you can't finish drinking, you have to have fun drinking. ”

Liu Yu smiled heartily.

Meng Fanyu couldn't wait to crash to the ground and die, how could he get into trouble with such a monster, why did he fight with others, isn't this looking for trouble?

is worthy of being a waiter at a big KTV, and he is also neat, and he came back with a box of liquor after a while.

Liu Yu took out two bottles of wine, handed one bottle to Meng Fanyu, and then unscrewed the cap of the bottle with his own care, raised his head and poured it, the wine in the bottle was bubbling and blistering, and after a while, all the effort went into Liu Yu's mouth.

"Well, that's wine!"

Liu Yu excitedly wiped the wine stains on the corner of his mouth, nodded with satisfaction, glanced at Meng Fanyu who was sitting beside him, and found that this guy hadn't drunk yet, so he couldn't help but ask: "Brother, don't you need me to wait for you for a while!"

"This, this ......"

The people in the whole box were stunned, and just now they said that they couldn't drink, and now they drank as if they were drinking cold water.

"Uh, no, no!"

At this point, Meng Fanyu could only continue to drink.

With the seventy-two degrees of liquor in his stomach, he only felt a line of fire rushing into his stomach along his esophagus, and the stomach that had just been quiet immediately became overturned, and in an instant, a disgusting feeling rushed to his throat, and he quickly threw down half a bottle of Erguotou and ran directly to the toilet.

"Hey, I really can't drink, and I didn't think you would!"

Liu Yu shook his head helplessly, opened another bottle of wine, and drank it by himself.

Everyone present was dumbfounded.

This is too good to pretend, right, pour wine into your mouth like cold water, and actually say that you can't drink?

"What are you all looking at me for, aren't you here to sing?"

As he spoke, Liu Yu sat aside with the wine bottle and made room for everyone.

Li Tingting ordered two songs, and it wasn't until the two songs were all sung that Meng Fanyu stumbled back from the toilet, and came back without saying a word, lying on the sofa and falling asleep, it seemed that he couldn't wake up for half a day.

There is no trace of pity in Liu Yu's eyes, anyone who does anything has to pay a price, but some of them have a big price and some have a small price.

……

In the toilet, Huang Mao held a cigarette, sat on the toilet for the disabled, with a depressed look, and didn't know what kind of wind the eldest brother smoked today, he just drove the car faster, and he was slapped twice inexplicably.

Huang Mao finished solving his personal affairs and was about to lift his pants and leave, when he suddenly heard an exciting sound from the toilet next door.

"Oh, Brother Liu, you are light, it hurts!"

"Damn, I originally wanted your waste boyfriend to teach that hillbilly a lesson, but I didn't expect to be drunk and laid down by others, now that I think about it, it's really hot, and I can only use you to put out the fire!"

"I didn't expect that hillbilly to be able to drink so much!"

"Hmph, don't be proud of him, I know a lot of friends in this area, I'll want him to look good in a while!"

"Well, Liu Shao is the best!"

"Are you saying that you are great in this area, or is it something else?"

"Ah, ah, it's all amazing, don't Meng Fanyu's waste is much stronger!"

"You're so sassy, I just like your legs in leggings!"

"Damn, what's the noise, won't you open a house for cheating?"

Huang Mao was already angry, and when he heard the words of the dog man and woman flirting, he was even more angry, and directly kicked open the door of the toilet.

"Ahh

Wu Hui screamed and hurriedly blocked her private place. "You bastard, look at what. ”

"Fuck, the breasts are so big, it's reasonable not to let me see it? Lao Tzu just looks at you, what else can you do with Lao Tzu?"

Huang Mao said very arrogantly.

"Boy, are you cool enough, it's almost enough, let Lao Tzu be cool!"

Saying that, Huang Mao directly moved to pull Liu Pengfei away.

But Liu Pengfei slapped him over, "Damn, Lao Tzu's woman is also something you can move?"

"Okay, boy, you're quite capable, there's a kind of you waiting for me!"

After Huang Mao said a cruel word, he limped out of the toilet.