Chapter 1133: Monkey Trick
Because of the Tianhe lantern, people all over the world know that there is a festival called "Zhongyuan Festival" in China. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The "Tianhe Lantern" of the Midyear Festival was launched from Dongbin City, and then flew from west to east in the Earth's low-earth orbit at a speed of one and a half hours and a half.
After the launch, the "Earth-Moon Train" spacecraft will not return, and the "Tianhe Lantern" will not be directly released in a circle, but will be dragged by the Earth-Moon Train, all the way forward, all the way to change the track, will continue to change the flight trajectory and flight dimension in the next five days, circling the entire earth, so that people everywhere in the world can see the artificial Tianhe in the sky - or rather, it is more appropriate to be a light dragon, after all, such a narrow satellite belt is dwarfed by the Milky Way in the sky.
But the resulting trend has swept the world.
Everywhere the "Tianhe Lantern" goes, it will cause a boom in "lantern viewing", and the astronomical telescopes in major stores are directly sold out, and the stock prices of astronomical manufacturers soar.
As the saying goes, standing on the tuyere, even a pig can fly.
Ding Yihui felt that he was the pig on the tuyere at this time, and he was the pig that flew the highest.
But the higher you fly, the harder you fall......
With the mid-year festival holiday, the lantern of Tianhe, and the promotional film, the "micro satellite" of Xinghui Aerospace was first on fire in the funeral industry.
And the main body of the fire, this time it is not the Internet, nor young people, but traditional media and ...... Middle aged.
Of course, it is definitely not a middle-aged woman and a middle-aged man born in 1988, but a genuine middle-aged person, born in the 70s, 60s, and even 50s.
Compared with young people, middle-aged people are not bad for money, but they are cautious in spending money, and after a busy day of work, they communicate with each other in their leisure time, consult each other and ask, "Do you want to buy?"
"I want to see it, I'm afraid I'm bragging. ”
"But this is lazy technology. ”
"Rastar Aerospace is not lazy technology, nor is it equal to lazy technology. Just like the Tianhe lamp of lazy god technology, it is not equal to the Tianhe lamp of Xinghui Aerospace. "Middle-aged people are calm and calm, they are in the prime of life, well-informed, self-controlled, and in their respective fields, they are the most authoritative and the most backbone.
But it is also they who have begun to face the situation that their grandparents have withered, their parents are weak, and their circle of relatives and friends has begun to decrease.
Most of these people who are far away from home and work hard outside need something to be able to express their sorrows, and when they miss from afar, they can feel the indescribable warmth of being soothed.
Three or five middle-aged people, on the sports field in the afternoon, in the toilet and smoking room at the end of the corridor, after meeting each other, exchanged three or five sentences, and then often came to the conclusion that "in this way, I'll buy one and try it first, just a few thousand yuan." ”
"Okay, I'll buy it if it's good, and I'll help you share half of it if it's not good, I just don't know if this time, Xinghui Aerospace will smash the signboard of the lazy god system." ”
"Cheng, I'll go and place an order first, let's wait and see, I hope these children can do it. ”
Middle-aged and elderly people are in another situation, these grandparents who have just learned to use WeChat are not bad for money, but they lack understanding of the aerospace industry, and they don't understand this new thing. They are confused, they want to understand, but they can't. can only forward all kinds of articles in his circle of friends, in the vegetable market, under the big tree, in the corridor, there will be a fierce quarrel, whether to buy or not, it is difficult to decide.
Is it reliable?
On the official website of Xinghui Aerospace, there is an anime-shaped "rocket", and the rocket is marked with the current purchase value.
A "big-headed doll" rocket can carry 10,000 such miniature "memorial satellites."
Every time it is full, a rocket is fired.
For the sake of image, the website also uses colors and scales to denote.
At noon on the day of the Midyear Festival, when the purchase channel had just opened, there were only a few sporadic people, and the entire rocket only had a little green scale at the bottom.
Seeing that there was only this, Ding Yihui was a little disappointed, but he was a little relieved.
Nobody buys ...... Maybe that's good, too?
The lantern of Tianhe is so popular, what it brings to Ding Yihui is not only a sense of achievement, but also an unrelieved pressure.
On the night of the Midyear Festival, four "Earth-Moon Trains" were launched into space with a total of 400,000 satellites.
Five days later, four "Earth-Moon Trains" will divide the "Tianhe Lantern" into four tracks, and run in a medium-earth orbit of several thousand kilometers, so that most places in China can see the "Tianhe Lantern" at a fixed time at night.
The four "Earth-Moon Trains" are equipped with projection equipment that can project preset images into the atmosphere when passing through a fixed location.
All this can be said to be completely different from the model that Ding Yihui envisioned at the beginning.
Compared with Ding Yihui's vision, this model is just a simplified and simplified version, because these are all the help provided by the Lazy Seminary, and if you really want Ding Yihui to realize his own vision, it is very simple - do it yourself!
Between imagination and realization, there is a chasm far greater than the Marina Trench.
The problem is that so far, Xinghui Aerospace does not actually have these technologies, and these four "Earth-Moon Trains" and 400,000 satellites are "sponsored" by Lazy Seminary and Bear Child Technology, which is a sponsorship and an ultimatum.
Ding Yihui can't come up with relevant technology, so he can only continue to operate according to this model.
And even if it keeps running, there will only be 400,000 satellites to buffer them.
After these 400,000 satellites are sold out, there will be no sustainability.
At that time, if Xinghui Aerospace could not produce and manufacture satellites on its own, it would not be able to provide a better solution......
"Then even if you fail this lesson. These are the exact words of Nanming.
Fail...... What happens if you fail?
will be ...... Drop out?
Thinking of this, Ding Yihui felt that he was frightened.
Dropped out of lazy seminary?
Ding Yihui felt that he would rather die than be expelled from school.
So, if these 400,000 pieces are sold slowly, they will have more time, but better?
Ding Yihui felt that his thinking was a bit shameful, but at this time, what else could he think?
Ding Yihui couldn't sit still, the pressure was so great that he couldn't even breathe.
He was so depressed in his room that he couldn't even speak, so he simply went out to get some fresh air.
But as soon as he went out, he heard Xiao Ning call him: "Xiaohui! Xiaohui!
Ding Yihui ran back and saw that on the display, the homepage of Xinghui Aerospace was blood-red, and the first rocket had reached 95%.
"What's going on?" Ding Yihui was shocked.
"Teacher Nan posted a message just now, he said......"
"What did he say?"
He said that Xinghui Aerospace is an internship program for students of Lazy God Academy, and is currently working hard to develop some detailed technologies, and these satellites will soon usher in the first upgrade, please don't worry, Lazy God Technology will intervene at any time to provide technical support. ”
This sentence of Nanming can be called a word.
Lazy God Technology provides technical support?
The middle-aged people who were still watching smiled slightly: "Buy." ”
The elderly who were still struggling slapped their thighs: "Buy." ”
Young people, who don't have a high demand for this, scratch their heads: "Well, I don't know what to do, but buy one." ”
After all, it is a lazy product, and it is a consumer-level product that has not been seen for a long time.
The last time I missed the drone of the lazy god system, it was miserable enough, do you want to miss it again?
But the direct result of this pursuit is that the predetermined amount is filled in an instant.
"What should I do?" several people looked at Ding Yihui.
What should I do? Ding Yihui wanted to go crazy.
He watched as the number of bookings on the homepage skyrocketed, and it was full in an instant.
Then the whole person was confused.
What should we do? If we continue at this speed, do we have to come up with a technical solution today?
"First...... Monkey first. ”
"Huh?"
"It's a regular rush to buy, every 2 hours...... No, open 10,000 places in 6 hours, delay the time!" Ding Yihui saw that a few people around him still didn't understand, and said irritably: "You haven't been tricked by mobile phone manufacturers, draw a cake, let them grab it, play with them, just do it!"
If you have 10,000 in 6 hours, you can buy 10 days.
Is it enough? Isn't it enough?
Ding Yihui rushed out of the conference room in a groggy manner, made it to the steps outside the building, covered his head and groaned.
What he hated the most was those manufacturers who played monkeys and treated users as fools.
And now, he's also the kind of self he hates the most.
Ding Yihui felt that he wanted to cry, laugh, and go crazy.
Vice President Gao, who changed into an Audi car, came to the gate of Xinghui Aerospace again, and before the car stopped, he saw Ding Yihui singing and dancing in front of the office building.
"Be a rumbling dongqiang, be a rumbling dongqiang, play a monkey, play a monkey, hahahaha......"
"This kid ...... Isn't it crazy? Vice President Gao got out of the car and asked the security guard.
Hu Xiaojun looked at him vigilantly: "What are you doing again?"
"I'll just take a look. Vice President Gao smiled and stroked the brand-new Audi next to him and said, "What's the matter, don't let you in? Don't do this." ”
This time, I changed to a bulletproof model to see what else I could suck into.
Hu Xiaojun glanced at him and rolled his eyes: "People can enter, but cars can't enter." ”