Chapter 14: Will I Joke With You?

"Yes, yes, Master Liu, you say, how much should I pay!"

Ah Hu's head nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

"No matter what I do, the price has always been fair, I used to go to the village kindergarten to collect protection money, cough cough, when I was guiding those young geniuses, each person was ten yuan each time, these subordinates of yours were almost qualified, and they were older, just one hundred yuan per person, I calculated that it was a total of 10,000 yuan, do you think it is cash or WeChat Alipay?"

Liu Yu said very seriously.

"Landlord, did you miscalculate, there are nineteen people lying on the ground, it should be one thousand nine. ”

At this time, Li Yueran's little girl also came out from behind the crack in the door.

"That's right, Master Liu, did you miscalculate?"

Ah Hu wanted to cry without tears, and he didn't bring twenty people with him when he went out, so why was it 10,000.

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

Liu Yu didn't speak, and directly slapped Ah Hu in the face.

He grinned his teeth for a while, and the Venus in front of him was wildly popping up, and his ears were roaring.

"It's not that I miscalculated, it's that you miscalculated, just now this Heavenly Master used supreme means to help you get the initiation, no more, no less, exactly 10,000 yuan, your little brother is just a fraction, and this Heavenly Master is very generous to erase their fees. ”

Liu Yu took out a handkerchief and wiped the oil on his hands in disgust.

"Master Liu, you're right, it's me who has no open head, I'm too stupid!"

Ah Hu covered his face and said.

"Well, the reaction is a lot faster, it seems that this Heavenly Master's Daigo empowerment is still effective!"

Liu Yu nodded with his hands behind his back and said with great satisfaction.

"That's, that's, Liu Ye is really a trick, I feel much clearer now, Liu Ye, this is tuition, please smile!"

Ah Hu hurriedly smiled, took out a wad of money from his pocket, and put it in Liu Yu's hand.

"Well, alright, there's nothing to do with you here!"

Liu Yu took the money and waved his hand.

Ah Hu pushed aside with a smile, although he was smiling on his face, he began to scold his mother in his heart, mother, this is blackmail.

Think about it in the past, I used to blackmail others, when did I change it to someone else to blackmail myself?

"Hou Dashao, isn't it time to talk about us!"

Liu Yu took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit one and put it in his mouth, the corners of his mouth rose with a sneer, and he squinted and glanced at Hou Zongyu.

"You, what are you doing? I warn you not to mess around, I'm the eldest young master of the Hou family...... And you already hit me yesterday!"

Hou Zongyu took two steps back tremblingly, and before he finished speaking, Liu Yu stepped forward and slapped him in the face, "What's wrong with the Hou family, what happened to beating you yesterday, can I smoke you yesterday, can't I smoke you today?

"Don't fight, please don't fight, the wound on my face is not healed yet!"

Seeing Liu Yu's hand raised again, Hou Zongyu hurriedly begged for mercy.

This Liu Yu is just an animal, and he doesn't care about his identity at all.

"Let's talk about it, what should I do today? I drove my little yellow car yesterday and crashed it, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet, but I didn't expect you to come to the door by yourself today!"

Liu Yu looked at Hou Dashao with a smile.

"It's... This..."

Hou Zongyu didn't say a complete sentence for a long time, not that he couldn't say it, but he saw that Liu Yu's slap was next to his head, and he was afraid that if he accidentally said the wrong thing, the slap fell again.

It feels like he's more of a bully than himself, as if what he did before was all a play in front of him.

"No, no, Master Liu, you misunderstood, today, today Hou Dashao really brought us to apologize to you!"

Ah Hu glanced at Hou Dashao, who was afraid to speak with a bitter face, and walked over with a smile on his face, but his fat face had been swollen by Liu Yu, and a smile was more ugly than crying.

"Damn, when Lao Tzu is the same as the two of you, 250, did you apologize with so many people?"

Liu Yu was so angry by Ah Hu's words that he almost didn't laugh out loud, and the slap in his hand thought about it but didn't fall, after all, Ah Hu's fat face was full of oil and a little dirty, but kicked him to the ground.

"Liu, Brother Liu, don't be angry, I, we did come here today to apologize, didn't we bump your little yellow car yesterday?

Hou Zongyu's mind was not slow, and he quickly pointed to his car on the side and said.

"Would you be so kind?"

"Really, really, if you don't believe me, we can go to the transfer now!"

In order to avoid being beaten, Hou Dashao has already begun to pretend to be his grandson.

Coming out of the vehicle management office, several people had different expressions, Liu Yu hummed a small tune, took big steps, and looked proud.

And Hou Dashao and Ah Hu are like eggplants in the blizzard, with the expression of a dead parent.

"From now on, my brother also has a car!"

Liu Yu looked at the eighty-percent new phaeton and nodded with satisfaction, and patted Hou Dashao's shoulder, "Xiaohou, do you need my brother to send you home?"

I've got a fucking mallet with you!

Damn, it's shameless to use Lao Tzu's car to send Lao Tzu home, no matter how you listen to this, there is a bit of a taste of showing off your might, although she has begun to scold her mother in her heart, but Hou Dashao didn't dare to show it, but replied with a smile: "Don't bother Brother Liu, let's just take a taxi home!"

"Brother Liu, this car is a manual automatic stepless transmission, can you drive?"

Hou Dashao asked a little unwillingly, in fact, the car has been sent out, it's nothing, he just wants to suppress Liu Yu.

"Of course it will drive, when this Heavenly Master is in the village, but he drives a tractor around every day, what is the difference between this broken car and a tractor!"

Liu Yu nodded.

Can a tractor and a phaeton compare?

It's really a dirt bun from the countryside, and I haven't seen the world.

Of course, Hou Zongyu naturally didn't dare to say these words, so he had to laugh awkwardly: "Brother Liu, you are too good at joking!"

"Smack!"

Liu Yu slapped Hou Dashao's face, and said with a serious face: "You Brother Liu and I are such a serious person, will I joke with you?"

Hou Zongyu was about to be bullied by Liu Yu and cried, big brother, you can talk as you speak, can you not keep slapping me.

How can I say that I am also Tang Hai is a famous bully, and I am just like you as a basketball racket, don't I want dignity?

"Since Liu Ye can drive by himself, then we can rest assured, it's not early now, let's go back first. ”

Ah Hu looked flattering, and kept winking at Hou Zongyu when he spoke.

After getting Liu Yu's consent, the two of them left as if fleeing for their lives.

"I originally wanted to teach this rural dumpling a good lesson, but I didn't expect to lose my wife and break the army, it's really fucking unlucky!"

Hou Zongyu angrily smashed the car glass next to him.

"I really didn't expect this rural bun to be so good!"

Ah Hu also sighed again and again, his subordinates couldn't even hold out for a round in front of others, how terrible was such a person? He even felt that as long as Liu Yu was willing, he could single-handedly destroy his Tiger Gang.

"Won't this revenge be avenged?"

Hou Zongyu glanced at Ah Hu, a little dissatisfied.

Ah Hu smiled, "Hou Dashao, don't worry, we have no way to deal with him, it doesn't mean that others can't deal with him!"

In fact, he had already thought of a plan to lead the water to the east.

Anyway, no matter what, he never wants to see Liu Yu's evil star again, Hou Dashao can take revenge on whoever he wants.

Tanghai People's Hospital.

"Grandpa Lin, what's wrong with me?"

Liu Bingqing looked at the red spots on his hands, then at Lin Lao on the other side of the consultation table, and couldn't help asking.

Since she and Liu Yu returned from the mass grave yesterday, she felt itchy all over her body, and she didn't care about it at first, but when she got home to take a shower, she found that her body didn't know what was going on, and she had a lot of red spots, the most important thing is that these red spots grew very regularly, almost crawling all over the right half of her body, even on her face.

For Liu Bingqing, who has always loved beauty, these red spots are equivalent to disfigurement, she hurriedly ran to the hospital for examination, but she didn't expect that the Western doctor couldn't find a reason at all, so she had no choice but to come to Lin Lao.

"The pulse is steady and powerful, the heartbeat is normal and stable, it stands to reason that there should be nothing wrong with your body, and the old man doesn't know why these spots appear on you!"

Lin Lao's eyebrows were tightly locked, and he couldn't figure it out. Since he met Liu Yu on the plane a few days ago, he felt that he had learned the medical skills of those decades, just like a child playing at home, and when he encountered some problems, he didn't know what to do.

"How will I go out to meet people in the future?"

Liu Bingqing had a bitter face.

"I can't help it, it doesn't mean that others can't do it, I know a master, maybe he can help you!"

Lin Lao picked up the water cup on the table, took a sip, and then said lightly.

"Master, who is it?"

"It's a young man who looks like he's in his early twenties, and the old man doesn't dare to ask the specific name!"

"A master in his twenties, he shouldn't be a liar!"

Liu Bingqing frowned, a little incredulous, these words came out of Lin Lao's mouth.

"Hey, Bingqing, you have to know that there are people outside the world and there are heavens outside the world, such a little miracle doctor's medical skills, the old man has seen it with his own eyes, it is simply amazing!"

Thinking of Liu Yu, Lin Lao is still full of admiration.

"Grandpa Lin, is that little divine doctor really that godly?"

Looking at the entire Tang Hai, it was a young man who could be praised by Lin Lao, and he could count it on one hand, so Liu Bingqing was very curious about who that little miracle doctor was.

"That's nature!"

Lin Lao nodded, and told his experience on the plane, and after finishing speaking, he still looked yearning, "It's a pity that I'm old, otherwise I would definitely worship him! But fortunately, I have a granddaughter who is angry, and when the autumn rain comes back in a few days, I will definitely take her to visit the little miracle doctor!"

"Talking, talking, how is it a bit like the rhythm of a blind date?"

Liu Bingqing's mind was full of black lines.

But how could the person in Lin Lao's mouth be so much like that shameless man.

"The little miracle doctor can see the autumn rain, which is the blessing that our family has cultivated in the autumn rain for eight lifetimes, but I am afraid that the girl of the autumn rain does not have this blessing!"

Lin Lao sighed.

"Grandpa Lin, can you give me the contact information of that little miracle doctor?"

Liu Bingqing couldn't help but ask.

Lin Lao nodded, and pushed the business card to Liu Bingqing on WeChat.

Liu Bing counted the business card, "This, isn't this Liu Yu's bastard!"