86. Threaten me
Squeezing out of the crowd, Chen Song found a table and sat down to drink beer honestly.
Someone jumped out from behind him and shouted, "BOOM!"
When Chen Song saw that it was a young Clay, he squinted his eyes and ignored him.
This kid deceived him with a male teacher last time, and made him look forward to it for days in vain.
Clay didn't care about his cold face, just sat down beside him and swayed his feet happily and said, "Hey, young man, what did you shout just now? ”
Chen Song said lazily: "Chinese, do you want to learn?"
Clay shrugged and said, "No, I want you to treat me to a beer?"
Chen Song smiled: "Are you old enough to drink alcohol?"
Clay said, "As long as no one is paying attention, who cares?"
"I will!" Chen Song said righteously, "I will never be in cahoots with you, in the same stream, in a nest of snakes and rats!"
The last three idioms are all spoken in Chinese, and the teenager can't understand them at all, and he is confused.
He didn't care about this, grabbed Chen Song's arm and shook it, and begged: "Help me, I don't need you to invite me, you can help me buy a beer." I know Budweiser is on sale, one dark beer is two kilograms, and the second is half price, oh, it's a thousand yuan, you can buy me a second glass. ”
"Mom, do you still treat me as a big wronger?"
The boy begged for a while and found it useless, so he went to buy a bucket of popcorn and put it on the table: "You buy me beer, I invite you to eat popcorn?"
Chen Song took the popcorn away, and the boy was about to be happy, when he heard him say, "Thank you for inviting me to eat popcorn, but I won't let you drink." Hey, Anna!"
When he saw Angelina buying chicken nuggets next to him, he hurriedly stood up and greeted him.
Seeing this, the young man's eyes rolled, and he suddenly grinned: "I see, young man, you want to chase Officer Anna, right?"
Chen Song continued to squint at him, and he said, "How about you help me buy beer, and I help you chase her?" If you don't help me, then I'll make trouble!"
"Threaten me?" Chen Song smiled, "You're miserable." ”
Angelina walked over with a smile, and Chen Song immediately said: "Officer, I want to report the case, this kid threatened me to buy him beer, he wants to drink." ”
Clay exclaimed in despair, "No!"
Angelina glared at him: "Go for a drink honestly, or I'll put you in the interrogation room, and you'll have to do your homework in it then." ”
The boy ran away, ran two steps and turned back unwillingly and said, "My popcorn!"
"It's my popcorn. Chen Song laughed, he handed the popcorn to Angelina and said, "Please eat popcorn, I heard that popcorn goes well with beer." ”
That's what he said, and Angelina actually drank beer while eating popcorn, and it wasn't just her, many townspeople did it.
One is crispy and sweet, the other is crisp and refreshing, and it is also good together.
There was no topic, so Chen Song asked, "What happened to the two thieves I caught two days ago?"
Angelina said: "Ready to be handed over to the court, they have committed a crime and will definitely be punished by the Lord." ”
Chen Song asked, "Did you find out why they went to my manor to commit theft? You know, Petrick said they weren't from the town, so why did they choose my manor as a target?"
Angelina said: "We suspect that someone instructed them, but they won't admit it, we lack evidence, so. ”
Speaking of this, she shrugged helplessly.
Chen Song slapped the table and said, "Give the two of them to me, and if I don't fight, they will even explain how old they are to wet the bed!"
Angelina laughed and said, "I'm sorry, Vince, torture is illegal. ”
The Oktoberfest is a parade float, and the float in Liuying Town is a beer cart that travels on the road and is constantly crowded by people, during which you can pick up alcohol for free.
When the car passed by, a black smoke suddenly erupted, and Chen Song couldn't help but ask: "Is this a tractor modification? This exhaust is too powerful? Is it burning engine oil?"
Angelina laughed again: "Of course not, this is deliberately spewing colored smoke." ”
She sniffed carefully again, and said hesitantly: "It does seem to be a little burning." ”
The appearance of the street float gradually led the festival atmosphere to a climax, Jing Wei and the three also participated in the parade with the car, after they came back, Du Xiaoxiao pinched Duan Yingying's waist, and pinched his man to pinch one Buddha and two Buddhas to ascend to heaven.
"What's going on?" Chen Song asked.
Jing Wei said happily: "There are beautiful women looking for the two of us to take pictures." ”
Chen Song said to Du Xiaoxiao: "You control your husband too strictly, right? Just take a photo, you pinch him like this? Marriage shouldn't be like this......
"You ask the two of them what pose they used to take pictures, and then you can talk about it. Du Xiaoxiao said with a cold face.
Duan Yingying said with a bitter face: "Hug other people's waists, and the faces of relatives." Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, but this is what the girl requested, and she asked us both to kiss one side of her face to take a group photo......"
"What if she still has an appointment with the two of you?" Du Xiaoxiao asked.
Jing Wei waved his hand and said, "Brother and sister, it's not right for you to say that, how can there be such a good thing?"
Duan Yingying suddenly screamed: "Brother, don't talk about it!"
Chen Song's heart palpitated, and he felt good to be alone for the first time.
At the end of the celebration, many people began to leave the venue drunk, some went home, some went to the hotel, some men and women went to the hotel together, and some men and women went to the hotel together.
Chen Song ran into Mr. and Mrs. Alex and Clay, so he greeted him warmly.
Clay ignored him and slapped him in the face.
Chen Song smiled slightly and said to the couple: "Hi, pastor, Menny, did you have a good time today?" I want to tell you something, that is, after my recent observation, I found that Clay is very talented in language and suitable for learning Chinese. ”
Upon hearing this, the couple were overjoyed: "That's great, Chen, can you please teach him some Chinese?"
Clay was stunned, and after reacting, he screamed, "No!"
Chen Song smiled and nodded, hugged him affectionately and whispered: "Let you threaten me before, I said that you are miserable, and if you are miserable, you will definitely be miserable!"
Two days after the Oktoberfest, Jing Wei's cousin flew to Reykjavik from China.
Jing Wei handed over the sister's file to Chen Song in advance, this sister's name is Luo Bingxin, a very beautiful and poetic name, Luoyang relatives and friends are like asking each other, a piece of ice heart is in the jade pot.
As beautiful as the name is her appearance, there are photos of her in the file, her skin is whiter than snow, her posture is beautiful, her facial features are exquisite, she is smiling, and full of youth, she is definitely a goddess in her circle.
The flight arrived in the afternoon, and Chen Song drove off in the morning.
When he set off, he called Jing Wei, and when he learned that he had personally driven to pick up people, Jing Wei suddenly became vigilant: "Brother Chen, are you a little too polite?"
Chen Song said angrily: "Who do you think of my brother? Do you think I covet your sister's beauty to offer courtesy? Do you think I do this to brush up favorability?"
Jing Wei sneered and said, "Brother, don't mind, brother, I'm just guessing." ”
Chen Song said: "I don't mind, because you guessed right. ”
Jing Wei: W( ̄_ ̄)W
Chen Song smiled: "I was joking just now, seriously, I did this mainly because WWOF has a rule, the boss has to arrange people to join the employees, and I am alone with Goble, do you think you can rest assured that I go or Gobul will go to you at ease?"
"Yes, there is such a rule," Jing Wei said, "you can rest assured, you must be at ease." ”