"Do you want to be dragged like this? Be careful I tell your dad that you play games on his phone!"

was crushed by a bear child, Qi Tengyun was "annoyed and angry".

"You're more annoying than my mother!"

The bear child said inwardly, Dad is still very deterrent to him, but how can he bow his head and admit defeat like this?

"Great Sage, you are too cheap, you actually sue your parents!"

"I'm most annoyed by this kind of person, I can't be friends, take the pass!"

"Sure enough, it's right and wrong, the Great Sage, you have refreshed my three views!"

"Great Sage, you can only bully and bully children, you haven't grown up, right?"

"It's a kid's trick!"

……

Seeing that the great sage actually brought out his parents and treated a child so cruelly, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but swipe the screen.

"It's good that this kid is a little awe-inspiring, but he's afraid of heaven and earth, and he can't teach it. ”

"That little guy seems to be beating the king?

"This game is the killing of children!"

……

"Actually beat the king, did your dad open a lot of traffic? Let me help you see, is there more traffic? If you deduct dozens of traffic fees, I don't think you have to go home." ”

Seeing the bear child looking down and pressing wildly on the screen, Qi Tengyun leaned over and said.

"I want you to take care of it! I opened a traffic package, and there is a lot of traffic! Go away! Don't mess with me!"

Qi Tengyun deliberately approached the screen to block the view, and the bear child who was starting a group suddenly turned black on the screen, and the bear child immediately pushed him away and said angrily.

"I also secretly opened a traffic package, I can't tell my dad anymore, I see how you cry tonight!"

Qi Tengyun said angrily, if you don't learn well at a young age, how can you do it if you don't sanction him?

If he wasn't afraid that the little guy would really turn his face, he would have snatched the phone and put it away himself.

is all from an ancestral hall, and according to his identity, he is his brother, and he is definitely qualified to manage him!

"Brother Yun, are you playing live again?"

Walking to the other side, the little guy sitting on the back of the cow saw Qi Tengyun, said hello, and skillfully compared a scissor hand to the front.

The big buffalo was quietly grazing on the edge of the field, flicking its tail from time to time, looking leisurely and complacent, indifferent to the arrival of a group of strangers.

"Come on, come on, give me a chance to perform, what kind of song are you playing?"

Qi Tengyun pointed the camera at him and said.

"You can't hear 'Country Road'!"

Qi Tengyun had nothing to say, but he was despised by the little guy.

"You still listen to such old songs? I thought you were playing a popular song now. ”

Qi Tengyun naturally heard this song, but he didn't pay attention to it at all just now.

"I will also have new songs, "Wandering", "Last Summer", and "Guangdong Love Story", do you want to blow it to you?"

The little guy said as if offering a treasure, very expressive.

"It's also a Cantonese love story, a little fart child understands the love of a fart!"

Qi Tengyun pouted and said.

"I don't understand, you know! I'm so old, I don't see you looking for a girlfriend!"

The little guy, who was originally very expressive, suddenly said angrily.

"Hahaha! The Great Sage is despised again!"

"Piercing your heart, right? Being despised by a child and not having a girlfriend!"

"The thought that the Great Sage is still a single dog like me makes my heart much more balanced!"

"You're a balance fart! People don't find the right one, you can't find it!"

……

"This cow really can't attack people! I'm not afraid to get so close!"

For many people, this close-up sketch of cattle is much more realistic than the rancid smell of love.

"Great Sage, you can also go up and sit down!"

"It's just that it's not even a child!"

"Don't worry, I've got you insurance!"

……

"Come down, let me go up and sit down. ”

In the live broadcast room, Qi Tengyun had no choice but to satisfy them, anyway, he had done a lot of this kind of thing, looking for childhood memories.

"Why do you want me to go down, you can also sit up! My buffalo has the strength to plough dozens of acres of fields!"

The little one said unhappily, moving a seat to the front.

Zhao Tianming didn't participate in their excitement, so he took the initiative to take over the mobile phone to help him live broadcast.

Qi Tengyun and the two sat side by side on the back of the cow, one hand on the child's shoulder.

Alas, I haven't sat for too long, and I can't control my balance a little, and it would be too embarrassing if I fell!

After sitting firmly, Qi Tengyun gestured to the screen with a scissor hand, but who knew that the big buffalo flicked its tail and threw it right on his scissor hand.

"Haha! You were slapped, right?"

"The big buffalo is showing dissatisfaction! You are a guy of 100 pounds, have you considered its feelings?"

"If this cow goes crazy and runs, what do you think will happen to the Great Sage?"

"You can probably see the intestines!"

……

Seeing that the sturdy buffalo really didn't resist, it was very docile, and Liu Musheng and a few people who were very interested were also bold, stretching out their hands to touch the smooth back of the cow.

But if they want to sit on it like Qi Tengyun, they will definitely not dare.

"Do you want to come up and try it? No, they won't attack people. ”

The little guy straightened up and stood on the back of the cow with Qi Tengyun's shoulder, and said with a smile on his face.

The big buffalo at his feet moved and graze, but he maintained his balance well.

"Be careful, don't fall!"

In the face of the little guy's warm invitation, Liu Musheng and the others were unmoved, but a little worried.

"Take it easy for me!"

Qi Tengyun patted his ass and said.

"Why are you so free to play the flute here, why don't you go catch voles together?"

Seeing someone lighting a fire in the distance, and a puff of smoke floated up, Qi Tengyun knew that it was a few little guys catching voles, so he said.

This is also a great pleasure for children in the countryside, but they rarely eat voles, snails, frogs and other things that grow in the fields in the village, and there is a smell of mud, so it is just for fun.

"No, it's dirty!"

The little guy shook his head and said in disgust, looking disdainful of being in their company.

"Are you still dirty? This cow still has cow dung on it, why don't you see that you are dirty?"

Qi Tengyun rolled his eyes, he didn't expect him to be an alternative.

"Who said that? My big buffalo loves to bathe, never sleeps in cow dung, and even went to the river to bathe when it was slaughtered. ”

The little one argued loudly.

Qi Tengyun's weight was indeed a burden for the big buffalo, and he didn't sit down for long.

"Guys, what kind of show are you looking for? Where do you want to play?"

"Just walk around, I can do anywhere, just come and have a look, and have fun with you. ”

Liu Musheng said.

"Of course you're in charge of your territory! Where was that reservoir yesterday? Why don't we go and have a look?"

Shao Dengfeng said that he was very interested in the reservoir.