49. First party

A single sandwich is a slice of bread inlaid with two pieces of shrimp meat, the fragrant bread and the delicious shrimp meat are a perfect match, Chen Song nodded again and again.

When it came time to settle the bill, the boss gave him a bottle of beer in addition to giving him free change, and then secretly said: "Next time you have dinner with this bastard Goble, can you not come to my house?" There is a shop selling geothermal toast at the entrance of the town, and that thing tastes very good. ”

Chen Songguaner.

Back at the manor, the Clay father and son are waiting for him.

As soon as they met, the pastor greeted him: "Chen, remember to come to my house tomorrow." ”

Chen Song nodded and went to boil a pot of mint water again, and Clay walked over and said, "Young man, can you get less?" I always pee at night after drinking too much. ”

"Polyuria is good for your health. ”

"But I don't have that many mattresses for me to change. Clay said pitifully.

Chen Song was shocked: "You are still wetting the bed when you are so old?"

Then I pondered for a moment: "It seems that there are also home remedies in our hometown that can cure children's bedwetting." ”

This one is true.

Alex Song said angrily: "It's not that he's sick, it's poor self-control, and he doesn't want to get up again after falling asleep, and he can't hold back the bedwetting!"

Chen Song pondered for a moment and said, "It's simple, there are also things that can cure laziness, have you heard of electric mattresses? ”

Alexson shook his head.

Chen Song further explained: "The electric mattress is a kind of bedding that conducts electricity and conducts heat, it needs electricity, and urine can conduct electricity, you use it for Clay, if he dares to wet the bed again, then wait for the electric barbecue." ”

He looked at Clay's size: "This is an electric grilled rib." ”

Clayton's face was earthy.

Alexsson was overjoyed: "So where can I buy it?"

Clay desperately took his father's hand and said, "Don't, Dad, I swear that no matter how well I sleep, I will get up and pee when I can't hold my pee." ”

"Give you a chance. ”

When only the two of them were left, Clay asked Chen Song suspiciously: "My mother said that every lovely child is a little spinning top given by God to the world, and they will go around in groups to bring joy to the people around them......

"And that said?" Chen Song wondered, and then he explained, "Then have you ever wondered why you little spinning tops are spinning? Because someone is beating you, sorry, I'm the devil who loves to smoke spinning tops!"

"If you whip me, then I'll whip Brother Dao. Clay said, "I'm going to continue the pain one by one!"

Brother Dao, who was licking and chirping with his tongue on his hind legs, stood up suddenly, kicked back with his front paws, and kicked Clay in the back leg mercilessly.

Clay went to chase Brother Dao, Chen Song returned to the house price with nothing to do, and then took out the AK-47.

This is a second-hand gun, the handle, handshake and part of the body are made of red walnut wood, with a layer of pulp on it, and the other part of the gun body is made of chromium-nickel alloy steel with many scratches, it seems that it is a veteran of battle.

He fumbled with the AK-47 until late at night before falling asleep, and when he woke up, he had to go to the party organized by Alexson.

Alexson's home is not far from the Duris Church, just behind the church, Chen Song drove by, and then saw a dense stone cross on the ground between the two: "This is the cemetery?"

"Yes, the town's graveyard. The old man nodded and said.

Chen Song exclaimed, "Pastor Alexson's house is too close to the cemetery, right?"

"Yes, he's a priest, so he can enjoy this privilege. ”

"Preferential?" Chen Song wondered.

Bruce explained, "yes, the cemetery is the closest place to heaven, and the house next to the cemetery can be blessed by God, isn't it a privilege to live in a place like this?"

Chen Song arched his hand: "Social society." ”

This is another difference in customs.

Pastors are different from priests, they can get married, have children, they can even drink alcohol, and what is even more incredible is that some pastors are criminal criminals who have repented and converted to God and become shepherds of the faithful.

The overall distribution of the town's buildings is relatively scattered, the town center is neatly planned, and the traffic is unclear. The houses on the periphery are built very casually, and Alexson's house is a small single-family house, and there are houses beyond it.

The building has been built for some years, the fence is of different heights, different colors, some are broken and replaced, the building is quite solid, painted with brown-red protective paint, with white guardrails, it looks bright and cheerful.

Several cars were parked around the house at random, and when Chen Song stopped the car, someone waved to him, and he saw that it was Goble, who had come to help early.

Bruce brought a bottle of champagne with a knot and a basket of food to the party, and Clay's mother, Menny, happily took the gift and asked, "Emma is okay? Why didn't she come?"

Bruce said in a low tone: "Her health is getting worse day by day, and what she needs more now is bed rest, and she really can't come to the party." ”

Meni nodded, "I understand, then you will remember to bring some cake back, I just baked it in the morning, it has the creamy taste of matcha that Emma likes, I think she will be happy." ”

"Definitely, thank you. ”

Chen Song shook hands with Goble and hugged him, and asked, "Is there anything I can do to help?"

Goble grabbed him and said, "No, no need buddy, you have a good rest here, you will be busy later." ”

"Busy with what?"

"Secret. Goble winked at him, his face huddled together with an ambiguous expression.

Then a steady stream of people arrived, and Bruce introduced him to several people, including the town sheriff Petrick Petersonson, the bartender Peterson Jr. was his brother, the town middle school principal Blake Colvinson, the supermarket manager Larry Ziegson, and so on.

Angelina also came later, the female police officer took off her military uniform and changed into a sky blue denim suit, her long blonde hair was combed into a ponytail and hung down on the back of her head, and she wore riding boots on her feet.

When Chen Song saw her, he took the initiative to go over and say hello: "Hey, Anna, you don't have to go to work today?"

"It's not my turn to be on duty. Angelina smiled at him, then pointed at the Warrior pickup and said, "That guy is good, very tough." ”

Chen Song said: "The beasts produced in our country, you know, I have to support domestic products. Forget it's stupid to say this now, let's go over and take a look?"

"It couldn't have been better. ”

Angelina walked to the front of the car and knocked on the glass casually, and then a puppy burst out, standing in the back seat and pulling the window with her front paws, her little tail wagging fast.

"Brother Wori Dao?" Chen Song couldn't help but burst into foul language, but fortunately he subconsciously said it in Chinese, and Angelina couldn't understand it.

But the female police officer recognized Brother Dao, she turned her head to Chen Song and smiled: "You really like this little guy, you don't forget to bring it with you when you come out to the party." ”

Chen Song didn't know that this kid had climbed into the car, and the pickup truck was very tall, and the pedals had to be half a meter away from the ground, and he didn't know how it climbed up.

"Oh, little girl. Angelina opened the car door and hugged Brother Dao out.

Brother Dao is a fart, it doesn't want to stay in Angelina's arms, and its four little legs kick up to jump into Chen Song's arms.

The female police officer violently pressed it, and directly stuffed its head into her chest, Brother Dao screamed, and struggled out with his front paws against her chest and plucking a turnip.

"It's so fierce. Chen Song felt that something had woken up, and he quickly bent over.

At this time, someone called him from behind, and he looked back to see that it was Goble, and walked over and asked, "What are you doing?"

Goble complained to him: "I called you." ”

Chen Song said: "I know, I don't have to look back or look at it to know that you are calling me ......"

"Don't you look with your eyes, do you look at it with your ass?"

"Fack!"

"I'm looking for you because of Falck, to give you a gift, aren't you prepared?" Goble took out a plastic bag from his trouser pocket and handed it to him, "Rose-smelling, chicks like it." ”

Chen Song looked at the plastic bag the size of a child's palm and was stunned: "This horse, rose-smelling, is this a bag of flower cakes?!"

"God, you are so pathetic, you don't know this, this is a trap!"

"I know, Coco, this is for horses?"

"For people!"

Chen Song fled, just as Angelina beckoned to him again, he quickly packed up his things and ran over.

Brother Dao was very stubborn, Angelina could only hand it back and said, "Maybe it's because I always stay with Becky and have the smell of Becky, so Brother Dao doesn't want to stay with me." ”

Chen Song said: "That's because Brother Dao and Betch are not familiar, I will take Brother Dao to you when I have time later, let him get to know Becky, after they are familiar, Brother Dao will like your smell." ”

The two chatted around the pickup, and the dining table was already ready in the yard.

Party in the Icelandic countryside is all buffet-style, with a long table with a variety of fruit dishes, cakes and breads, two barbecue racks, and big groups divided into small groups to drink beer or red wine while chatting.

After the table was set, Goble brought a wooden barrel, which was full of beer, he called Chen Song over to help carry the barrel, and when Chen Songzhen came over, he turned on the nozzle violently, and then there was foam sprayed out, Chen Song couldn't dodge, and some of them were sprayed on his face.

Suddenly, the handsome policeman Gu Desong laughed ambiguously, and before he could open his mouth, Chen Song knew that there was nothing good to say, so he immediately raised his hand and said: "Stop, I know what you want to say, needless to say, everything is in the wine, come, do it!"