345. Grew up sucking gas
"What's it called, it seems to be called Ruonan! That's right, it's Ruonan!"
When Mr. Zeng heard this question, he began to think about it carefully, what was the name that the leader told him?
Wakaman......
Well, I guess that's the name!
Well, that's right, it's Wakao.
When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he complained in standard words: "Ruonan? โ
"Well, if a man is a man, he must be helping to raise girls as boys, it is estimated that if he has the same combat power as Hu Yifei, he will also be an alien. โ
Teacher Zeng nodded approvingly when he heard this, do you need to say what the meaning of this name is.
That's all said and done, even if there is no CS competition, I should never pick up this colleague.
I have to think of a foolproof way to get out.
And Hu Yifei didn't know when he appeared behind Teacher Zeng, smiled and asked, "What are you talking about?"
"Say you're an alien. โ
When Teacher Zeng heard Yifei's sudden question, he didn't react at all, and answered directly with a smile.
As soon as he finished speaking, Mr. Zeng's brain immediately shut down.
Then the whole body did not go through the brain, and only relied on the instinct of the body, and reacted directly and quickly.
The whole body quickly jumped up and retreated to the back, keeping a "safe" distance of more than five meters from Hu Yifei.
Teacher Zeng, who kept a safe distance, shivered and hid behind the sofa: "Let me tell you, violence can't solve anything.
Even if you use violence to solve the problem, you don't hit people in the face, and you hurt your self-esteem!"
"Look at what you've become, rest assured, I'm in a good mood today, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. โ
Hu Yifei looked at Teacher Zeng's daily cowardly expression, made a disdainful sound, and then hummed a song.
"That's it, I'll go for Mr. Zeng that day, and I can also prostitute a meal for nothing, and it just so happens that I don't want to participate in that competition. โ
Zhang Wei thought for a while, and raised his hand to say to Teacher Zeng at this time.
"Really?"
"No!" ร2
Hearing Zhang Wei's words, the voices of the three of them at the same time, of course, Ziqiao and Guan Gu were desperate to question.
Zhang Wei is one of the few combat power in their team, if he is replaced by Teacher Zeng, whose combat power is equal to air.
When Guan Gu heard this, he said excitedly: "Zhang Wei, you think clearly! Big plate chicken! Big plate chicken!"
That shop! It's free for a whole month, as long as a meal doesn't exceed 30 yuan! You can eat for free, for a whole month!"
What would make Zhang Wei give up a large plate of chicken for a whole month, just to prostitute one meal for nothing, this is too unscientific.
Obviously, in terms of eating, Zhang Wei only cares about quantity and practical thinking, and doesn't care about quality at all, of course...... Except for the dishes made by Hu Yifei.
Because that thing kills people......
When Zhang Wei heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes: "If you try it, go to that house every day for three months to eat, and you will know...... Anyway, I'm tired of eating that house.
So this prize is not a little tempting for me, and even, a little bit like throwing up. โ
Let's take a look at the contest.
This CS competition is about a level of community, and the number of participants is more than 30 at a time.
And it is held on time once every six months, and each competition will find a sponsor to provide prizes, and the last session, that is, half a year ago, the sponsor was this big plate chicken.
And Zhang Wei successfully won the championship with his superb technology and Zhanbo's off-site assistance abroad.
At that time, the champion reward was that you could eat for free in the store for three months, limited to three times a day, as long as one meal did not exceed 30 yuan.
Such a champion reward can be discounted at most less than 9,000 yuan, and seriously, it is better to discount.
And the shopkeeper believes that it is simply impossible, it is impossible to say that someone eats at their house three times a day, and then eats it for three months in a row.
It's just that no one can do it!
Because......
This shop called Big Plate Chicken really only has Big Plate Chicken!
Add up to one white rice.
But Zhang Wei successfully broke their cognition, and actually ate in their store for three months, no, it was two days away.
It is estimated that the store's heart is broken, and someone has actually done it to this extent, which makes their three views collapse.
It is estimated that the reward of this competition has been reduced to one month, which is also related to Zhang Wei.
And Zhang Wei also successfully got tired of eating a large plate of chicken during the past three months, and now when he sees the large plate of chicken in that store, he suddenly has no appetite.
"It's over, take Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng, doesn't it mean that I want to fight three of them at a time?
Oh, my God...... Impossible, impossible to do.
ใๆฏใใใฎใใฉใใใฆ?!"
Sekiya heard Zhang Wei's firm refusal, and made a voice like Kamen Rider V3.
Ziqiao will only hide in the corner when he plays the game, and he will play the whole game when he dodges.
And Mr. Zeng, if he doesn't die within a minute of the start of the game, it proves that he has played at a super level.
Don't say it, it's over, it's a turn.
It's impossible to win!
Zhanbo, where are you? I miss you so much!
Teacher Zeng was very happy to hold Zhang Wei, and his voice seemed to be speaking to his relatives: "You are my reborn parents!
Don't worry, if I win the championship, I will pack the big plate of chicken back every time and share 1/10 of you!
I, Zeng Xiaoxian, am definitely not a person who treats my brother badly!"
โโฆโฆ Teacher Zeng, you're too picky, aren't you?"
Zhang Wei was also very disgusted when he heard this, and said, You guys say every day that I am nothing but in and out.
Except for Yifei, Teacher Zeng is more serious than me, is he the real Pixiu Divine Beast.
As for why Zhang Wei volunteered to pick up Ruonan, no, it was Nuo Lan.
It's definitely not the kind of reason you think, and of course it's not coveting each other's beauty!
Although Nuo Lan's appearance is the first line of love apartment, is Zhang Wei the kind of person who will be easily confused by beauty?
Of course not!
Does a straight man of steel care about the other party's beauty?
It seems to be ......
However, Zhang Wei purely wanted to prevent the first tragedy of the love apartment, the terrible love triangle.
A love triangle that makes I don't know how many people ride on the wall and scold each other.
Seriously, this love triangle directly collapsed the personality of the apartment owner, and it made sense to cheat and dig the wall.
Yifei promised Nuo Lan to take care of Zeng Xiaoxian, but in the end he took care of the bed, no, it didn't seem to be in bed.
Then Meijia can actually tell Yifei that long live true love, what is there to be afraid of.
, true love can cuckold others?
According to this statement, it is okay to say true love in the future.
This is second only to a girl who has been helped by another girl, saying that you should rob her boyfriend, and that the other girl exists to match the two of you.
This is providential!
The three views are completely destroyed......
Of course, Meijia's three views never seem to be normal, and I don't know how many cannons I have been deceived......
When you're pregnant, you still want to hook up with the doctor......
Therefore, if Zhang Wei wants to find a way to pinch off the signs of Teacher Zeng and Nuo Lan from the root, he starts by preventing them from meeting for the first time.
In this case, we may be able to change the course of the whole world!
Well, that's a good start!
Eliminate love triangles, start with you and me.
Zhang Weizheng was thinking about it, and was pulled back to reality by the driver, and the taxi driver reminded him that the place had arrived, and he was going to get out of the car.
Zhang Wei reacted at this time, and went upstairs after giving the money.
According to what Mr. Zeng said before, when I got to the third floor, I just got out of the elevator and saw this very luxurious western restaurant in front of me.
In other words, Mr. Zeng's radio station is very rich, not only can they support an anchor like Mr. Zeng who eats rice, but his salary and bonuses will not fall.
Even the reception colleagues eat in such a luxurious Western restaurant, and the radio pays for it, is the treatment of the radio station so good?
Is it the surname Wang, or is it the surname Ma?
"Hello, do you have an appointment?" the waitress looked at Zhang Wei who entered the door with a smile on her face and asked very enthusiastically.
"Oh, the radio station, I guess it's booked. โ
"Yes, it's already booked.
Your location is in Block 21, someone has already arrived, let me take you there. When the waiter heard this, he smiled and led Zhang Wei in front.
Zhang Wei nodded and followed behind, feeling a little embarrassed when he heard the waiter's words just now.
The main thing is that the other party arrived first, and theoretically he should have come first as the host, so he actually let the other party wait for him.
And then...... Zhang Wei saw it in the seat...... Teacher Zeng.
"Damn, why did you get here? Didn't you say let me come?"
Zhang Wei saw that Teacher Zeng asked with some pain, shouldn't you team up to play games with Ziqiao and them at this time?
How did you get here?
Then my plans will not collapse.
Teacher Zeng raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and said with a smile: "Of course I want to make sure that people arrive, and I will hand them over to you by myself, don't worry, there is plenty of time for the game."
Your 1/10 of the chicken is indispensable to yours, am I the kind of person who doesn't keep my promises?"
When Zhang Wei heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, who is rare about your so-called 1/10 big plate chicken?
"Get out, don't worry, you can go back now, and I'll take care of the rest." โ
Teacher Zeng said very firmly when he heard this: "Don't worry, if I don't do a good job, although it is a small matter, it is very likely to affect the leader's evaluation of me!"
Of course, I have to find an excuse to go, otherwise it wouldn't be too perfunctory to find someone to replace me.
When she comes, I'll give you a look, and you'll tell me at once that there's a gas leak in the house!
Otherwise, if she tells the leader that I have found someone to receive her, the leader will think that I am unreliable!"
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When Zhang Wei heard this, he really didn't know what to say.
I'm afraid that you won't be able to walk if Nuo Lan comes later, right?!
Zhang Wei looked at Teacher Zeng and said a little speechlessly: "In case it's another beauty, I'm afraid that you will take root and sprout directly on the spot, right?!"
I just want to prevent the two of them from meeting, but I can't stop it now......
Teacher Zeng will not leave if he doesn't see the other party arrive with his own eyes.
When Mr. Zeng heard this, he smiled very firmly and said: "As the saying goes, there is no real singing at the party, there is no truth in the interview, and there are no beauties on the radio, which are the three unchanging laws of our media circle!"
If she's a beauty, I'll grow up sucking gas!hahaha(?ฯ?) hiahiahiaโ
At this time, when Teacher Zeng was smiling, a girl walked in with a bag.
After the girl glanced around the restaurant, she saw Teacher Zeng who was smiling cheaply and immediately walked over.
"Hello, are you Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian Zeng, Teacher Zeng?"
And the moment Mr. Zeng saw Nuo Lan walk in, his eyes suddenly straightened, and the whole person stood up involuntarily.
And Zhang Wei, who was sitting next to him, couldn't help but cover his face, shame, ......shame!
The girls in the apartment are not low-looking, right?
Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was unresponsive, Nuo Lan introduced himself again: "Hello, I'm Nuo Lan." โ
And Teacher Zeng looked at the beauty in front of him and couldn't help but swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva, and then showed a trademark cheap smile: "That's right, the good man is me, and I am Zeng Xiaoxian!"
"Oh, that's the opening line of your radio show, nice to meet you. โ
Nuo Lan smiled politely when he heard this, and praised him very politely.
Teacher Zeng desperately suppressed his true nature and tried to maintain his demeanor: "Luo Ran, Ruonan, no, Nuo Lan, why did you recognize me at a glance?"
Am I so hot now?"
Nuo Lan said very kindly: "Ha, Lisa told me that you are a handsome guy with small eyes, so it is easy to recognize." โ
But it's actually ...... Lisa Rong, that is, Teacher Zeng's top boss, said yes.
The cheapest one in the crowd is Teacher Zeng, and there will be no second person.
And when Teacher Zeng heard this, he really took it seriously, and couldn't suppress his true nature at all, so he couldn't help but laugh cheaply: "How dare you take this seriously? โ
Seeing Teacher Zeng's current appearance, Nuo Lan couldn't help but say, "Now that she sees the deity, she is not wrong at all. โ
And Mr. Zeng thought that the other party was praising him, and he couldn't stop laughing.
And Zhang Wei, who knows the truth, can't wait to get under the table, it's too embarrassing, it's really embarrassing!
"Oh, it's me who was rude, you just returned home, you must be very tired, right?
Sit down, what do you want to eat? โ
"Okay, who is this?"
After Nuo Lan sat down, he saw Zhang Wei covering his face opposite, and asked a little strangely.
Without waiting for Mr. Zeng's introduction, Zhang Wei said with a loveless expression: "I am his roommate, and I am here to remind him of the gas leak at home."
But it's okay, he grew up snorting. โ
"Huh?"