Just like the spread of the virus, a program that was jokingly called "Uncle Police Beat Hackers" by netizens also became popular all over the country in an instant, at home and abroad. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

On the screen, the police and hackers played with eighteen kinds of weapons, all kinds of artillery, planes and tanks, and in the end, no matter how cunning the little hackers were, they would be beaten into a sieve.

Then the four big words "decryption completed" appeared, and the whole computer became clean and slippery again, and some people even swore that after the computer was decrypted, it was smoother than before the decryption.

At the press conference, reporters asked this question: "Luo Bureau, almost all the security agencies in the world have clearly stated that the encryption program cannot be broken by brute force, what principle is used in this decryption program issued by the Ministry of Public Security, and why can it be decrypted?"

Luo Ju tugged at the corners of his mouth and said, " After the outbreak of the virus, the superior leaders attached great importance to it, and the comrades-in-arms of the network security department, together with a number of network security agencies, worked hard day and night, and finally found a fatal vulnerability in the program, and developed this set of anti-encryption programs, which used some technologies that have not yet been announced, because it involves security issues, and may be reused by hackers once it is announced, so we will keep this technology secret for the time being, but we can guarantee that all Chinese citizens in China can try this decryption software for free, and there will be no place for ransomware viruses in China……”

Yes, if you say it, you don't say it, and the reporters are not so easy to dismiss, so they changed the question: "May I ask Luo Ju, why is there such an interesting animation in the decryption program? Whose idea is this? What is it trying to express? Will this animation be considered a provocation by hackers and intensify the attack?"

Luo Ju replied with a smile: "I joined this animation just to encourage the victims of the virus, in this world, evil will always prevail over good, and the underworld forces will have no future! The people's police will protect the people! Whether it is a criminal in reality or a hacker on the Internet!"

As he spoke, he leaned forward and shouted to the camera, as if to the hackers opposite: "Here, I would like to warn all the hackers, the legal net is magnificent, and there is no leakage, so you should turn yourself in as soon as possible! As long as you surrender within 24 hours, I guarantee that you can get a fair trial!"

The voice was sonorous and powerful, and immediately won the applause of everyone.

In the audience, several colleagues who knew the inside story were full of "hehe" smiles on their faces.

In Luo Ju's heart, he was also desperately complaining.

Can I say I don't know why this anime is there either?

Can I say I wanted to remove the animation, but it didn't work?

Can I say that we don't produce decryption programs, we are just porters of decryption programs?

Can I say it's all just some bear kid's bad taste?

Can I say I actually know the identity of the hacker?

Can I say that even if we knew the identity of the hackers, we wouldn't be able to catch them?

In the sonorous speeches on the stage and the helpless complaints from the audience, this program is spreading rapidly, and the speed of diffusion is far faster than the speed of the spread of the virus, even if people who are not infected with the virus, they will open the program, let the little policeman and the little hacker, fight against each other on their own screen, although they are all three or two bullets to kill the little hacker and drag it away, super boring.

There are also boring people, who have made a lot of files, hooked a lot of hard disks on their computers, deliberately infected with viruses, let the program decrypt them, and then measure out that this war has lasted for at least 450 minutes and has not been repeated!

This program was first spread among domestic netizens, saving people from fire and water, so that many netizens in China have extreme trust in the ability of their police uncle, and their pride is bursting.

But after it spread abroad, it encountered countless bad comments in an instant.

But if it's not a domestic IP, after opening the program, I saw a little snitch spinning around, the police uncle squatted there with a watermelon and nibbled there, making a cameo appearance as a melon-eating crowd, only when the little snitch dared to run to him arrogantly, he would be slapped away.

If you move the mouse up, it will also display: "oops! Your IP is not in China, and the police uncle has no law enforcement power abroad!"

If you order a few more, this melon-eating crowd will throw away the watermelon skin, pat his buttocks, run to the edge of the window, and fall asleep against the wall.

If you keep clicking it, the cop will drop the gun and leave, leaving you with an exhaust gas.

Foreign netizens were angry and complained one after another, saying that China's police uncle was too immoral and undisciplined, and he watched the snitch wreak havoc and ignored it.

Foreign netizens have tried all kinds of tricks, hanging proxies, hanging VPNs, hanging SS...... I have tried all the scientific Internet access methods that Chinese people have tossed, but none of them can be done.

This made foreign netizens sigh one after another, they always thought they were outside the wall, but who would have thought that they were inside the wall.

When the world inside the wall becomes big enough, who is inside the wall?

However, there is one ultimate ultimate move that works, and that is human flesh over the wall.

The first person to eat crabs, with a laptop infected with the virus, flew straight to China, then drank a few cups of coffee at the airport, and successfully unlocked the files in the computer after a while of wifi.

After posting his experience on the Internet, countless people clamored for doxing to get over the wall.

Netizens from many neighboring countries shouted on the Internet: "I strongly demand that my country be incorporated into China and enjoy national treatment!"

However, for the vast majority of people, the cost of human flesh is too high, not to mention the public facilities in many countries, which are still paralyzed at this time, and it is not easy to go abroad.

When there was no hope at the beginning, maybe many people had no other way but to scold their mothers in their hearts, but now that there is hope but they don't leave a way for themselves to live, they feel pain in their hearts.

Some netizens were ruthless at the little snitch on the screen, and they were deflated by clicking the little snitch with the mouse, and then they found that the little snitch could still be hit, which was like playing a computer game, and there was even a combo count.

When a quick-eyed otaku hits ten times in a row, another dialog box pops up.

"oops, your obsession has moved the guard uncle, did you spend 1888 RMB/188 lazy god points to summon the janitor to help?"

When they saw "1888 RMB/188 Lazy God Points", many people suddenly understood something......

There are very few people abroad who have lazy god points, and most people choose to spend the same amount of money. After paying, the janitor, who was bearded and wore a uniform with "Lazy God Security" written on his back, slowly walked out with a pu fan.

The little snitch obviously looked down on this old man, and ran over to provoke, when the little snitch was arrogant and provocative, the janitor took off his shirt, revealing the old man's sweatshirt, and posed in a Tai Chi posture.

Then a series of extremely gorgeous combos suddenly broke out, and the number of combos continued to accumulate like an explosion, punching to the flesh, bleeding feet and feet, and the scene was very bloody for a while.

The janitor is simply a Shaolin sweeping monk, proficient in all kinds of martial arts, and a series of kung fu plays vigorously, which makes people dizzy.

By the time the word "KO" appeared, the little snitch had already gameover, and the janitor swept up the bits and pieces on the ground, dragged them and threw them to feed the dogs.

"It's a bloody uncle......" Users who watched a flashy action show expressed great satisfaction, but after a few seconds, they suddenly felt wrong: "Wait...... I seem to ...... Blackmailed?"

At a time when the releaser of the ransomware virus only had an income of 340,000 because everyone couldn't get Bitcoin, this third-party killing soft was sucking money in a fair and crazy way.

"Do you want money or conscience? I dreamed last night that the young lady in the big house asked me: 'Aren't we worth 1,888 yuan?' Do you still have a conscience when you touch your crotch?' ”

"I've been preparing papers for 3 months, and I can't do it without paying!"

"I think this money should be paid, so as to encourage more manufacturers to develop and kill soft!"

Of course, there is also the stealing fun: "I am a loyal user of the lazy god system, a long time ago I fleshed the products of the lazy god system back to China, I now have 800 points! But I still paid the money, what if I encounter other places that need points in the future? 1888 yuan and 188 points, I still choose the latter!"

But all kinds of conspiracy theories have also begun to be popular, because of the "lazy god security" that appeared on the screen, many people pointed directly at the lazy god system.

"The lazy god system is the source of this virus!"

"In order to make money, the lazy god department is really shameless!"

"Release the virus first, and then charge for anti-virus, this is really shameless!"

"The lazy god system is the biggest cancer of mankind! Resolutely eradicate the lazy god system!"

The boss of Lazy God Security rarely accepted an interview, Zhao Xiaopang looked aggrieved, and said: "You know, our Lazy God Security is very bad at making money, recently dignitaries from various countries have frequently come and gone to Lazy God Island, resulting in a surge in the security expenses of our Lazy God Island, is it possible that I want to send bills to dignitaries from various countries? What can I do? I am also desperate!"