Chapter 45: The Bullshit Expert

"I'm sure, it doesn't hurt that much, no, my chest doesn't hurt anymore, please help me pick it up. Tian Hongshun said eagerly.

"It just doesn't hurt. After Long Chengyu finished speaking, he grabbed his dislocated hand, and used his strength again to connect his hand. Tian Hongshun only felt that there was a heart-piercing pain in his hand again, and the pain made him sweat coldly, and he screamed miserably.

Fortunately, this pain comes and goes quickly. In just a few seconds, Tian Hongshun felt that his originally dislocated hand was not only painless, but also as flexible as before.

"Since it's okay, let's take this bill and pay the medical bills. Long Chengyu picked up a medical bill, swiped a few strokes on it, and handed it to Tian Hong.

"What? You want a thousand yuan with both hands, why don't you grab it!" Tian Hongshun looked at the slip dissatisfied.

"I rely on technology to eat, but I used my unique method just now, otherwise, how could you get better here so quickly!" Long Chengyu pointed to Tian Hongshun's chest and said.

"You are talking nonsense, I am not sick at all......" Tian Hongshun just wanted to snatch the white, but found that he seemed to have missed something.

"Why are you not sick enough for me to come here, is it a psychopath? Don't quibble, you don't look like a person who is short of money at all, how can you be so cheating, you want to pat your ass and leave when you are cured! Do you want us to go outside and find someone to evaluate the reasoning?" Long Chengyu said confidently, pulling Tian Hongshun and walking outside.

"Okay, okay, okay, I'm out of the medical bills. Tian Hongshun only thought that he was unlucky. After all, how can you say that you are all coming to see a doctor, and you publicly named Long Chengyu's "expert outpatient clinic", and now you say that you are not sick, who believes it?

Long Chengyu saw that this trick was effective, and then he used this trick to deal with those who deliberately looked for trouble. No matter whether the other party pretended to be dizzy or had abdominal pain, Long Chengyu always removed one or two of their bones first, dislocated them, and then connected them again.

Although it had no effect on their bodies, the pain between the bones and bones was enough for them. After doing this a few times, almost no one dared to come to TCM to find trouble.

Of course, for those who came to Long Chengyu just out of pure curiosity, Long Chengyu did not dismantle the bones, but just warned not to waste his time, the doctor's time is reserved for the patient.

After dealing with several waves of patients, the number of patients in the next generation began to decrease. Long Chengyu believes that with the lessons of these people, he should be able to dispel most of the students who regard themselves as rivals in love and come to find trouble.

The last incident of Peng Youjun and others, everyone would think that it was an accident, and even Peng Youjun and others themselves didn't know that Long Chengyu was deliberately rectifying people. But today, so many people are suffering at the same time, and this news will definitely serve as a warning when it spreads.

After clearing his time, Long Chengyu planned to use his free time to make some standing pills. Most of the Chinese medicinal materials have to be boiled before they can be consumed. This is inconvenient for some temporary emergencies and some patients who are inconvenient to boil medicine.

If you have a pill, you can take it in time like Western medicine. In his previous life, under the guidance of Ye Bo, Long Chengyu had made pills, and now in the Dragon Soul Organization, they should still be using the pills he made at that time.

This kind of pill is a bit similar to the pill mentioned by the ancient alchemists, but it does not need to be refined by the fire of the medicine ding furnace, and the effect is certainly not as magical as the rumored pills, but it is still effective in treating the symptoms of ordinary people.

Long Chengyu still doesn't know about Yang Decai's medical skills, but Long Chengyu is confident that he will definitely not be able to compare with himself. Preparing some pills can also be a precaution in case he is not in the school hospital, and Yang Decai is not sure of his illness, you can directly command him to prescribe pills remotely.

When Long Chengyu was cutting and grinding the medicine, Ning Jiaxin ran over, Long Chengyu had already boiled the medicine for her, and while helping her pour out the warm medicinal juice, he asked, "Feng Sitao and his wife didn't make you any trouble, right?"

"Nope. Ning Jiaxin shook her head and said, "And when I was asking around about part-time jobs, I heard news that Feng Sitao really surrendered to the Commission for Discipline Inspection and other departments." The Commission for Discipline Inspection is conducting an examination, but some people have analyzed that he has voluntarily surrendered, and the punishment must be much lighter. ”

"It's best if they can turn themselves in and be punished. Otherwise, I would never let him go. Long Chengyu said.

"Thank you for standing up for me. Ning Jiaxin said while drinking the medicinal juice.

"It's not just for you, I'm here to eliminate harm for the people!" Long Chengyu smiled, "By the way, you are looking for a part-time job again, do you really want to work so hard?"

"No way, I'm really short of money. And I also have time to work part-time now, in case it's time to go to graduate school, I won't have time to run part-time. Ning Jiaxin said.

"Oh, are you going to go to graduate school? Have you found a new part-time job? Otherwise, you would like to come to my TCM department as a part-time job?" Long Chengyu said.

"I don't know anything about Chinese medicine. Ning Jiaxin shook her head and said, "Don't worry, I've found a part-time job, in the bar not far from the side entrance of the school." ”

"Bar?" Long Chengyu couldn't help frowning slightly when he heard this, "That kind of place is mixed, what if you run into bad people again?"

"You think too much, there are always good people in this world, where is it so easy to meet bad people. Besides, it's a Qing bar, so don't worry, I can take care of myself. Ning Jiaxin said.

Although she has only been with Long Chengyu for less than four days, she doesn't know why, Ning Jiaxin feels like she knows him very well. No, to be exact, it was Long Chengyu who gave her a trustworthy sense of intimacy that made her feel relaxed and casual in front of Long Chengyu.

Long Chengyu knew that he couldn't force her, so he made up his mind that he would go with him tonight and explore the bar. So he pretended to talk to her casually, and set out the specific time when she worked in the bar.

Ning Jiaxin drank the medicine, chatted a few more words, and saw that it was time for class to leave. Long Chengyu continued to grind the powder in the treatment room.

It was almost noon when I got off work when there was a noise in the outpatient room outside. Long Chengyu was puzzled, and hurriedly stopped what he was doing and walked out. I saw a few student-like people begging for something around Yang Decai.

"I said I can't help it, you better go to the dentist or the emergency department. Yang Decai said helplessly.

"It was Dr. Liu from the emergency department who recommended us to come to your TCM department. Say that there is a miracle doctor in your TCM department who can have a way. One of the students said.

When Long Chengyu heard this, he couldn't help frowning, it seems that what Zhao Yuxuan said is true, Liu Zegui really has some bad idea to target him.

"What's going on?" Long Chengyu knew that he couldn't avoid it, so he immediately stepped forward and asked.

"Chengyu, come and see, this student didn't know how to swallow the light bulb in his mouth, and now he can't take it out. The emergency department suggested sending it to our Chinese medicine department...... "Yang Decai saw Long Chengyu come out, as if he had seen a life-saving straw.

When the group of people saw that Yang Decai admired Long Chengyu, they all turned around and looked in the direction of Long Chengyu.

"It's you......" Long Chengyu and one of the beauties were both surprised and authentic. That beauty is none other than Lin Ruyue's beautiful physical education teacher Chen Sini. Before, because there was a tall student in the way, Long Chengyu didn't see her.

"I should have guessed that it was you, so help me take a look at this student. Chen Sini anxiously looked at the boy next to him who was holding a light bulb and only the pedestal of the tail of the lamp cannon was outside.

"I'm full, hold on, it's okay to put the light bulb in my mouth. Long Chengyu looked at the student with amusement and anger.

"That's the weirdest thing I've ever encountered as a counselor. A few of them saw an old post in the dormitory, saying that they couldn't take it out after swallowing the lamp in their mouths. Everyone suddenly made a fuss, one group laughed at the post for being alarmist, and the other group believed that it really couldn't be taken out.

In order to prove that he can take it out, this guy really swallowed the light bulb in his mouth, but it really can't be taken out, so you have to think of a way. Chen Sini explained briefly.

"You are Dr. Long, we have seen your deeds, you must have a way, right, and the people in the emergency department also said that you must have a way. Almost all of those classmates recognized Long Chengyu and pleaded together.

"This is the first time I've seen such a patient. There's no way I can get the bulb out. So let them come to the TCM department to try, aren't you a campus Internet celebrity miracle doctor? You won't let the students down. ”

Liu Zegui didn't know when he came to the door of the Chinese medicine department, followed by several doctors and nurses, Zhao Yuxuan was also anxiously sandwiched among them, it was obvious that Liu Zegui deliberately brought someone over to see Long Chengyu make a fool of himself.

"Dr. Liu taught us to lubricate with oil, but we still couldn't get it out. Zhao Yuxuan squeezed to the door and said. Liu Zegui couldn't help glaring at Zhao Yuxuan fiercely when he heard this.

Her words undoubtedly proved Liu Zegui's incompetence, and indirectly provided Long Chengyu with a reference, telling him that it would not work to take it out by lubrication.

According to the instructions given by Dean Liu, send a few more patients with incurable diseases to Long Chengyu, showing the ugliness of the Chinese medicine department and frustrating Long Chengyu's spirit.

But seeing that Chen Sini, the counselor who brought people, was a beauty, Liu Zegui wanted to behave well in front of the beauty and strive to make friends with her. I don't know that I tried my best, but I couldn't guarantee that I would take it out without hurting the students, and it turned out to be self-defeating, no matter if I didn't leave a good impression on the beautiful woman, I was complained by the teachers and students for wasting time.

"I guess there was a lot of time in the middle, and my mouth was swollen and deformed. In the future, if you encounter this situation, come to me directly, and don't trust any bullshit experts. Long Chengyu held the student's mouth and said.