Text Chapter 158 Blindly making up jokes
After all, it is the pet of the future world superstar, how can it not even be seen in the world?
Lin Haoyu smiled evilly, raised his eyebrows slightly, squatted down and reached out to stroke the dog's head:
"Whew, your master is a man who wants to become the world's top SSS-level superstar, even if it's my pet Erha, he has to be the strongest Erha. ”
Whimper looked up at Lin Haoyu a little dazedly, blinked his eyes, calmed down cutely for a few seconds, and then continued to yell:
"Whew!"
The smile on Lin Haoyu's face became brighter and brighter, and he said with a wicked smile:
"So no matter what scene you encounter at that time, don't panic!"
He was stunned for a moment, and stared at Lin Haoyu with his head tilted in a little surprise, but he didn't say anything anymore, and went back to the cardboard kennel to rest.
"Narcissistic hosts. ”
Smacking his lips, his eyes opened slightly with silent contempt, and he thought in his heart.
Whether it was from the expression or action on Lin Haoyu's face, he felt a narcissistic pervert in him - even if it couldn't understand human words, it was human!
The corners of Lin Haoyu's mouth raised a strange smile slightly.
The next day, Lin Haoyu got up early and went out to select the final address of Tianyu Noodle Restaurant.
"Brother Yu, this shop is only a ten-minute walk from your house, and the store is also forty or fifty square meters, which is enough for you to open a large noodle restaurant. ”
Lin Haoyu specially found an intermediary who introduced the house, and pointed to the store in front of him with a smile.
Lin Haoyu secretly furrowed his brows, took a breath, and thought:
"System, you said that this house should be suitable for a noodle restaurant, right?"
"Ding! The host chooses at its own pace. ”
"Oh, don't you mention any ingredients here, kitchen utensils, etc., it's also a system, and you can't let me buy the tasks you posted, right?"
Lin Haoyu laughed a few times, raised his eyebrows, and rubbed his hands slightly expectantly.
it!
Lin Haoyu, who was immersed in the ocean since he was in college, how could he not know about the system?
"Anyway, you have to give a pot or pan or something, right?"
Lin Haoyu waited for the system's reply with a bright face, although he didn't expect to be able to give a dark iron kitchen knife or anything like that, but it was not bad to give a ceramic bowl!
Silence, the system seems to be in extreme entanglement, and it took a long time to finally reply:
"Ding! Hosts can go and buy it on their own. ”
"—but shouldn't you be provided by the system?"
Lin Haoyu smiled, sure enough, even the cheapest bowl was not given - why is his own system always so weird and picky?
People's systems are all about the one-stop service of opening a store and cooking, and even the aroma of the dishes and even the temperature of the store can be adjusted at any time - this is good, but when it comes to themselves, they don't even provide bowls......
Alas!
Sighing slightly, Lin Haoyu walked into the store and looked around.
The shape of the whole store resembles a rectangle, the long sides are next to the street, and the floor-to-ceiling glass windows are very interesting.
As for how to divide the kitchen and dining room in the store, Lin Haoyu has already planned it: most of it is used as a kitchen, and only about four tables are used as a restaurant.
And the most important rule is that no one is allowed to take away any food in the Tianyu Noodle Branch!
Lin Haoyu nodded with satisfaction and smiled kindly: "In this way, no one should dare to say that I am bad." ”
After all, I haven't even eaten it, so how dare I say it's bad?
What's more, in this society now, there are too many news about takeaways, and Lin Haoyu can't say which day his Tianyu noodles will be eaten by the takeaway brother, but say that "the noodles are too delicious".
Nodding with satisfaction, Lin Haoyu smiled and stretched out his hand to the intermediary, saying:
"This store, forty-five square meters, I give five million, is it enough?"
The intermediary was stunned, groaned, plucked his ears in horror, and took out his mobile phone to confirm the location of the store.
Well, outside the Fifth Ring Road in Kyoto, the average price is even less than 100,000, but Lin Haoyu directly took out 5 million!
A thunderous explosion sounded in the intermediary's heart, and he silently closed his eyes and calmed down for a long time, then he smiled and said:
"Enough, it's enough!"
Five million, not to mention buying a commercial house outside the Fifth Ring Road, even within the Third Ring Road, you can get a shop similar to the size of those bubble tea shops on the street - well, a few square meters are still available.
"It's worthy of Brother Yu, and it's generous to shoot. In this case, then our company is embarrassed to be too stingy!"
The agent laughed, bowed slightly, pointed to the store, and said:
"We are willing to decorate the store for you for free, and we will publicize it in a large area in all the channels we can contact, and even we can not ...... the money of this store."
Oh?
Lin Haoyu's eyelids rose slightly, the corners of his mouth swept up a touch of arc, and said, "What, your real estate company still needs me, a celebrity endorsement who is not famous?"
It's understandable to help decorate for free, but this doesn't charge money for the house - Lin Haoyu knows it a little.
"The abacus is playing well, five million, and I want to buy an S-level celebrity endorsement from labor and management?"
Lin Haoyu sneered a few times in his heart contemptuously, glanced at the intermediary in front of him, lightly turned his hand away, and said calmly:
"So, what if I say, not only do I not pay for the house, but I want you to pay me an extra five million?"
This......
When the intermediary heard this, his face was stunned for a moment, and he was obviously entangled for a long time before he frowned, smacked his tongue, gritted his teeth fiercely, and clapped his head:
"Brother Yu, as long as you can ensure that our company's LOGO is in a conspicuous place, you don't have to be so stingy as five million, I can pay you fifteen million." ”
Doing real estate business is all about courage, not to mention buying Lin Haoyu's endorsement for 20 million, it is simply a lot of money!
The intermediary exhaled with a smile on his face and continued:
"As you know, the real estate industry has not been easy to do lately, and you will be put on the top if you are not careful. ”
The national situation is like this, and it is too difficult for him not to accept things from his subordinates and not to send things to his boss, and he can't say that one day the backer behind him will even fall with him.
Fifteen million ......
Lin Haoyu's eyes widened in horror, he groaned, and gasped:
"Hey, fifteen million, they all say that real estate makes money, and the money earned in one day is comparable to that of a star who has worked for a year!"
Grunting, swallowing the saliva in his throat with difficulty, Lin Haoyu barely calmed down his slightly trembling heart with excitement,
pulled out a smile and said:
"Happy working together!"
The intermediary was also dazzled, and he patted Lin Haoyu's shoulder with a wild laugh, and said:
"Pleasant!"
It's just a lot of money! With a house and 15 million, it was exchanged for Lin Haoyu's endorsement, you must know that celebrities of the same level basically receive endorsements around 50 million.
The intermediary happily drove Lin Haoyu back to Kyoto TV in person, and then said goodbye and left.
"Brother Yu, I'll leave first, and in a week, the store will be open!"
With a few words, the vehicle sped away and disappeared, leaving Lin Haoyu in place.
Lin Haoyu walked slowly on the road a little flutteringly, and thought a little distractedly:
"How should I spend this 15 million......
I didn't expect that I just went to buy a house, and I inexplicably took 15 million for nothing, and I also gave a set of finely decorated stores for free.
Tut-tut, Lin Haoyu smacked his tongue and sighed:
"Real estate is really a bigwig!"
When he came to Kyoto TV's No. 3 studio, before he could open the door, he heard a burst of cheers.
"Brother Yu is here!"
"Damn, it's the third time, it's a living Brother Yu again! Labor and management are so lucky!"
"How ...... is this life worth?"
The last one was added by Wang Shijie lying quietly next to the handyman who was sweeping the floor, waiting for the other party's response with a wicked smile.
The handyman who sweeps the floor is named Li Jun, and he has been applying for a handyman since a month ago because he admired Lin Haoyu, so that he could see his idol up close one day.
Li Jun scratched his head embarrassedly and smiled, and said:
"Brother Wang, isn't it too exciting to see Brother Yu!"
Wang Shijie laughed a few times, glanced up and down at each other a few times without smiling, and said:
"This is the third time, why, are you still so excited to see Brother Yu?"
Agitated?
Tut-tut, smash your mouth, Li Jun leaned close to Wang Shijie's ear in a low voice, and smirked:
"Of course, if I hadn't used Brother Yu's joke at the beginning, I, Li Jun, wouldn't even have a female ticket now!"
Oh?
Wang Shijie was stunned for a moment, and then he was relieved, this guy is not worshiped because Lin Haoyu saved the terrorist attack, but because Brother Yu's jokes can be used to flirt with sisters?
Wang Shijie, who couldn't smile bitterly, patted Li Jun's shoulder and said:
"You kid is so powerful, even your brother Wang doesn't dare to use Brother Yu's blind jokes to go out and tease your sister......"
The first time he used a joke, Lao Wang was directly punched to the ground by the girl at the next table and was unconscious, if Ye Ren hadn't arrived in time to save him, he might not have seen Brother Yu now-
That's right, it was the joke that the young man who was strong and the girl who was supporting the wall angered the hot girl at the next table, and in the end Lao Wang had to succumb to the other party's obscenity and changed it to a strong girl and a young man supporting the wall......
It doesn't seem to make much difference, but it's clearly more realistic. After all, Lao Wang not only supported the wall, but also fell to the ground......
Lin Haoyu laughed loudly:
"Ladies and gentlemen, our next task is to pack our bags, and this afternoon, we will set off for the Demon Capital!"
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