Chapter Two Thousand and Nine: The Clever Pig

"Brother Chao, let me ask you, when Xiao Qi comes on the field for a while, will you smash him?" Cheng He, the old god, after finishing his prayer, patted Deng Chao's shoulder and asked very seriously.

"Smash!" Deng Chao nodded without hesitation, and said happily: "Let's not smash that kid, that kid won't let us go in the future." If you don't earn interest first, isn't that a loss?"

"Uh-huh, that's good. Cheng He nodded again and again with a smile on his face and said: "Then if I compete with Xiao Qi, do you smash him or me? Win or lose, it doesn't matter that much, the key is that you all go and smash him, and I don't have anything to do." Calmly drag our Bao Dou Goddess for a walk, and finally after the competition, it's my turn to smash you very happily! Look, the best of both worlds!"

Watching Cheng He make a cheap gesture with the V, the surrounding bunch of pit goods opened their mouths slightly, and after thinking for a long time, they found that they couldn't refute it.

Zhao Yongqi, who was dragging the poplar wood's little white jade hand, walked past Cheng He and the others, shook his head and said, "A group of sluts!"

The girls around "Hehe......hee" had already laughed a lot when they heard Cheng He's high talk, and when they saw Zhao Yongqi's helpless expression at this moment, they laughed a lot louder.

I don't know if Cheng He's prayer was too sincere for the Mantian God and Buddha to respond, and as his fat hand stretched out and shrank into the box, he really touched a No. 2 ball.

"Wow, it's good this time!" Cheng He's strange scream just sounded, and Deng Chao beside him rolled his eyes and quickly reached out to grab it. The rest of the others also seemed to understand the benefits of this No. 2 ball, and for a while, the pit goods were in a mess, completely treating the referee next to them as a dead man, as if as long as they grabbed this ball, they could compete with Zhao Yongqi usually.

Although Yang Mu looked very energetic, Zhao Yongqi didn't even have the slightest interest in casting his eyes at these pit goods, holding her little hand, and dragging Queen Mumu, who was covering her small mouth with crooked eyebrows and eyes, and giggling to the so-called starting point.

After squatting down and taking a closer look at the tires on the ground, Zhao Yongqi realized that this tire was actually a little different from the ordinary ones. The tires placed horizontally on the ground are actually inlaid with fast wooden planks at the bottom, so that people will not sit in them and scratch their bodies due to dragging. It seems that the program team is also afraid that these goddesses with fine skin and tender flesh will be injured in a small game.

After looking at it over and over for a long time, Zhao Yongqi threw away the tire, turned back to Yang Mu and said with a smile: "Sister Mumu, when you sit in it for a while, your feet are on the side of the tire, and the plank below is not reliable, I am afraid that it will hurt your feet if it breaks." ”

It seemed that he could feel the concern from Zhao Yongqi's smile, and Yang Mu, who was warm in his heart, nodded with a smile: "Well, I know." ”

After the preparations were completed, what should be explained was also explained, Zhao Yongqi picked up the waterproof glasses on the table next to him and put them on, and while tying the small rope to his waist, he shouted at the pit goods in the distance: "You will give me enough for a while!

Although I know that this threat is basically equivalent to nonsense, if that group of sluts will be frightened by this threat, they will not be qualified to participate in the Huashan Debate. But in any case, even if it is used as an outlet for evil, you must at least scare them first.

After a while, everyone else, including Deng Chao, also finished the draw, although Li Guangzhu bravely snatched the No. 2 ball from Cheng He, but the referee in charge of recording on the side was obviously not a dead man, of course, it was impossible to really let him compete with Zhao Yongqi, and the final result was still that the cheap Cheng He appeared with a small bun.

Seeing that the members of the band of brothers were ready, the fans who were once again ignited their passion began to cheer, and Lu Hao also began to ask the field staff to bring the rest of the people to the periphery of the field, pointing to the line on the ground and telling them that when throwing water polo, they could not cross this line.

Everything was ready, and Zhao Yongqi, who was already ready, turned around and said to Yang Mu: "Sister Mumu, you just pick up those sandbags in a while, and leave the rest to me, how many can you pick up, the taste of the barbecue board is simply sour to the extreme, don't think about trying it." ”

"Well, I understand!" Yang Mu, who was also wearing glasses and was already sitting sideways in the tire, smiled and gestured with a V, indicating that he knew.

The tight-fitting effect of the protective clothing is excellent, and the poplar at this moment shows the perfect body in the eyes of everyone. Compared with the fans around him, Zhao Yongqi got the moon first near the water, so he naturally saw it more clearly. Maybe it's because the whole delicate body is forced into the tires, and the chest is bulging like a wave, which seems to be two times bigger than usual, so that the male god can't help but swallow his saliva secretly.

"Ready!"

The referee's shout made Brother Qi finally withdraw his eyeballs that were sticky to the girl's chest, and turned around to prepare for departure.

Syllable!

When the smokeless starting gun rang out on the beach, in the crazy cheers of the surrounding fans, Zhao Yongqi dragged the little woman behind him and rushed directly to the field.

Almost at the same time as he started, more than a dozen water balloons** flew straight towards him. didn't hesitate for a long time at all, not to mention those unreliable pit goods, even a group of beautiful goddesses completely targeted him.

"I said, you can stop in moderation!" Zhao Yongqi, who raised his arm to cover his face, scolded, "There is a pig next door, why don't you go and smash that pig!"

"Hee-hee-hee......"

"Haha......"

The delicate smiles of the goddesses are very beautiful, and the waves caused by waving their arms are also charming, but unfortunately they don't even mean to stop. And the male creatures on the side were even more energetic, Deng Chao was already holding a box with water balloons**, standing against the sideline, and throwing water balls at Zhao Yongqi's head.

Even if the head is a little worse, and even the goddesses with little strength, some of them have fallen weakly before they reach Zhao Yongqi's feet. But there are too many of them, and it has only been half a minute, and Zhao Yongqi has been smashed like a large turkey. Even the poplar behind him was also dyed colorful in the fire at the city gate and affected the pond fish, and in the bursts of screams with small excitement.

Knowing that it was useless to say it with his mouth, especially when he saw the pig next door, dragging a giggling bun past him with a V-shape, the male god knew that he would either be stoned to death today or be roasted dry!

Not wanting to try the sour taste of the barbecue board, the male god looked at the bastards who were getting more and more energetic with hatred, and simply didn't block his face, he directly grabbed the strap behind him, and shouted to Yang Mu: "Sister Mumu, pick it up casually, the more the better!"