157. Be a lawyer in the world of face-banging monsters
"Since Zhang Wei and Guan Gu, another face-bumping monster has appeared? Oh my God, should I say that this world is too small?!
Or are you really the kind of faces that everyone is?"
Qin Yumo looked at "Zeng Xiaoxian" who was dancing in the center of the stage and said in disbelief.
Teacher Zeng looked at the person who looked exactly like him from the center, and the foreman danced the hula and couldn't help but complain.
"Damn, even someone as handsome as me has someone who pirates my face! And he has grown such a tasteless beard......
Anyway, if one of my fans mistakes him for me, that's the end of it!
"Forget it, Mr. Zeng, you are sober, you have no fans. ”
Lu Ziqiao then said with some pride: "Sure enough, only a handsome and beautiful man like me will not have a similar existence, you are too popular, accept your fate!"
After all, it's rare to see a beautiful man like me. ”
"Recognize Mao...... Ziqiao, do you think you're not a public face? Do you think no one looks the same as you?" Zhang Wei complained when he heard this.
Lu Ziqiao smiled confidently when he heard this: "What do you think? How can someone like me look the same as me for a unique beautiful man?"
If you can find someone who looks like me! I was beaten by the crowd on Chinese New Year's Eve this year!"
"That's what you said. Zhang Wei said with a smile, then took out his mobile phone, opened a web page and put it in front of Lu Ziqiao.
"Damn, do you think you can fool me by making a fake web page? I haven't done this kind of web page with 1000 and 800.
And most importantly, how did you change me to such an ugly hairstyle, it's so tasteless, isn't it?!
If this spreads, my Lu Xiaobu's status in the rivers and lakes will be damaged! Quickly delete me from him!"
Zhang Wei smiled when he heard this: "I'm too lazy to do any web page, so I can't delete it at all, this is really a person, the famous painter Epade, and he is very famous." ”
When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he immediately laughed: "Ai ...... Padd: Why isn't he called Ai Feng? Even if you make it up and lie to me, you might as well find a normal name, okay?
Do I seem to be such a deceitful person? You say he's a painter, and you show me his masterpieces. ”
"There's it below, just see for yourself. Zhang Wei said with a smile when he heard this.
"That's it?" Ziqiao saw Apade's award-winning work, his face was full of disdain, and then held it in his hand for everyone to see.
"Zhang Wei, this is what you painted with your graffiti! Elementary school students draw better than this! Who are you fooling? Just be embarrassed to call yourself an artist?"
"No, this is! This is one of my favorite paintings! Ziqiao, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, this is the winner of the European Golden Giraffe Award.
Oh my God, this painter is my idol! This painting is one of my favorites, especially since he has a series of paintings behind him. Each one was perfect!"
Guan Gu said with some excitement when he saw the words on his phone.
When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he said with some disgust: "You don't have to form a group to fool me, right?"
I know you don't want to admit that you're mediocre, but there are really very few people as handsome as me!
"Ziqiao, be sober! According to your oath just now, you wait, and be beaten by the crowd tomorrow night!" Zhang Wei smiled and patted Ziqiao's shoulder and said
Lu Ziqiao smiled disdainfully when he heard the words: "You two don't expect to be able to lie to me if you can work together, I'm a man with an explosive IQ!"
Unless you can bring this person to me, I won't believe it, how can someone copy my Lu Xiaobu's appearance!"
When Guan Gu heard this, he couldn't help but complain: "I'm even more curious! Why is my idol the same as Ziqiao, this is too unscientific!"
The two of them are completely people from two worlds! And Ziqiao has no artistic cells at all!"
"Cut, no matter how much you say, I won't believe it, you think that drawing this kind of stick figure of a primary school student can lie to me that it's art!"
Lu Ziqiao still didn't believe it at all when he heard this, after all, he had a fan-like confidence in his appearance.
"This is art!" Guan Gu said helplessly when he heard this, you talk to normal people about Van Gogh and their words, they don't understand it at all.
Even some art students can't understand it, so they can only borrow the colors from it.
"By the way, what about Gao Wen, won't she come down with us to play?" Lu Ziqiao seemed to think of something, and asked a little strangely.
Zhang Wei heard this and replied: "She said that there were too many people below, so she stayed above and discussed acting skills with Youyou." ”
"The two of them...... Discuss acting?" Lu Ziqiao's expression became a little strange when he heard this.
Zhang Wei looked at Teacher Zeng who was trembling with a cup, and couldn't help but complain: "Teacher Zeng, what are you looking at, you don't have to work hard...... No matter how hard you try, you can't break the cup in your hand. ”
"Damn, isn't it just a pirated version of my face, why is Yifei so happy!" Teacher Zeng couldn't help but complain when he saw the scene in front of him.
Zhang Wei smiled when he heard this: "Teacher Zeng, are you so sure? Maybe people have some unique skills? such as the hula dance that I am dancing now." ”
"Isn't it just twisting your ass?" I ......" Zeng Xiaoxian just wanted to say twisting his ass, who wouldn't do this kind of thing, Ah Xibian began to perform his unique skill, the electric small motor.
"I ......" Mr. Zeng was stunned when he saw the scene in front of him...... This can also be done.
"Show ah......" Zhang Wei couldn't help but complain when he saw this scene on the field, but why did he seem to think of something crooked.
Guan Gu looked at Yifei, who was sitting in the audience and yelling, and said to Teacher Zeng: "But it seems that Yifei is interested in this pirated Teacher Zeng and has been interacting with each other." ”
When Teacher Zeng heard this, he immediately laughed: "It's just because he has a face like mine, so Yifei happens to be more interested in him."
To put it bluntly, it's still stained with my light. ”
Qin Yumo smiled when he heard this: "But Teacher Zeng, it seems that Yifei has never been so excited to be with you." ”
"She's a freshness, like seeing some kind of little animal. The freshness will be over as soon as it passes!"
"Teacher Zeng, why are you so excited...... Zhang Wei looked at Teacher Zeng, who was a little excited, and said teasingly.
"Excited?!Where am I excited!Don't talk nonsense!"
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