The next few days were nothing short of a nightmare for several of the developers of Dream Tower. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

They first found several strong commercial software companies and asked them to help develop the control system adapted to the "Dream Tower".

In their eyes, the Dream Tower is just a tower, how complex can it be?

After getting the offer of a commercial software company, they were stupid, and there was not a single commercial software company with an offer of less than $1 billion!

Moreover, the development cycle is recorded in five years!

"The Dream Tower is a system that is too complex, one of the most complex and sophisticated we have ever seen, and even this kind of offer is very difficult for us to complete, and we can't accept any kind of time limit if we want to sign an agreement. That's what one Oracle engineer said to the developers, "If we can't accept this offer, even if you're willing to put up $1 billion, please forgive us for not being able to do it." ”

Seeing that these people did not understand, the engineer said: "The offer of $1 billion is indeed too exaggerated, but in order to write the control system of this tower, we need to mobilize the most elite forces to learn and even reinvent a language from scratch to control the dream tower." The difficulty of developing such a control system is comparable to that of developing a mainstream commercial software. Considering the amount of wasted human and material resources and marginal costs, $1 billion is not a lot. ”

Think about it, if Microsoft or Oracle could have developed a completely new system, but they put that investment and manpower into the dream tower, delaying the development of the new system, how much money would they lose?

Although they still don't understand why a tower is so complicated and takes five years of the best talent, the developers finally obediently took out $700 million and handed it over to "Lazy God Code".

The friends of the "Lazy God Code" worked very neatly, and after less than half an hour, the modified code was sent to the developer.

The developers don't know what to say, just a little something, $700 million?

With the control program of the Dream Tower in hand, the developers can finally experiment with the design of a new Dream House.

When the villa-type dream home was finally free to move back and forth on the dream tower, several developers almost cried.

After less than an hour of experimental operation by attaching the Dream House to the Dream Tower, the developers ran into another problem.

The power is out.

The engineers came to cry: "Boss, this dream tower is too power-hungry, our transmission line can't afford it at all, and the grid says that the energy consumption of the dream tower has affected the power supply in the city, so we cut off our line ......"

The developers were dumbfounded, and could only find someone to consult again, this time it was the engineer of the lazy god Yafei who answered him: "Oh, our dream home, completely made of metal hydrogen and special printing materials, itself is very strong, but very light, I see that you are processed by a third-party processing plant, the material they use is steel, the density is too high, many places in the dream tower use magnetic adsorption, the weight increases, and the energy consumption also increases exponentially." ”

"What then?"

The engineer spread his hands and said that he could not help.

In the end, the developers of the Dream Tower could only make a difficult decision, paying the 850 million design fee of the WAGO Design Studio, and finally succeeded in turning it into a regular and obtained the certification of the "Dream House", all of which were produced by Lazy God Yafei, but the asking price of these villa-type dream homes was ...... It's really very high.

The developers can only pinch their noses and endure it.

But then, they found an important problem, although their dream house can be connected to the dream tower, it cannot be seamlessly controlled, connecting the dream house and the dream tower into a whole, the house is a house, the tower is a tower, and it is not connected into an intelligent whole.

The developers consulted the "Lazy God Code" again, and the answer was: "Our program only controls the Dream Tower, but the intelligence of the Dream House is completely completed by the intelligent platform of the Lazy God Department." The lazy intelligent platform is currently lacking in resources, and I am afraid that it cannot afford to undertake more services...... Well, I suggest you consult Mr. Tie, who lives a lazy life. ”

The honest Mr. Tie said that the service of lazy life is very stressful, and there are not many resources, if you must enjoy it...... Let's pay the service fee.

"How much?" the developers have become numb.

At this time, it happened to be 11:50 p.m., Tie Dan tilted his head and said, "Then 1150......

"Million?" the developers have already learned.

"What do you say?" Iron Egg asked rhetorically.

"Good. ”

"Every year. "Honest people cut people harder.

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After hanging up the phone, the developers began to silently say in their hearts: "I have 30 billion, 30 billion ......"

So far, the construction cost of Dream Tower is 1.5 billion, the control program of Lazy God Code is 700 million, the design and authorization cost of WAGO Design Studio is 850 million, and the service fee of "Lazy Life" is 1.15 billion......

$4.2 billion has already been spent.

Developers can only paralyze themselves like this: "I can earn 30 billion in the Dream Tower, and I still have more than 25 billion to earn...... Calm down, calm down!"

But that's far from all.

There is no turning back, and since they invested their first $1.5 billion, there is no turning back.

After getting the right to use the lazy life, they bought a supercomputer from the "Lazy God Supercomputer" as the control center of the "Dream Tower", because the original Dream Tower always runs slowly, like an old lady......

After spending a sum of money and solving all kinds of sudden problems, the developers of Dream Tower found that even according to the most optimistic predictions, they could only make a small profit at most, and it was completely impossible to make a big profit before.

When the developers met Qin Yafei in the United States again to deal with some transactional problems of the Earth Stone Thrower, they couldn't wait to give him a full punch.

Thinking that at the beginning, Qin Yafei was so kind to help them build the Dream Tower, did he already think of today?

This dream tower, the lazy god Yafei is basically made at cost price, but the follow-up "dream house" has to go through their production line, and the asking price is not low at all.

Then, a series of assembly line operations almost made all the bottoms of these developers.

This business model, they also played thieves before, why is it their turn to be so uncomfortable?

The developers cried: "Mr. Qin, you really know how to dig pits!"

Qin Yafei was not ashamed at all, and said with a smile: "I am in the construction industry, and digging pits is also our specialty." ”

Looking at Qin Yafei, who was light and breezy, the developers wanted to cry without tears, and they realized that they had found the wrong partner in front of them, the man in front of them, but he snatched the earth stone throwing machine plan from the mouth of the United States, and then promoted it all over the world, really turning it into a feasible plan, almost single-handedly creating a big bull for human beings to rush to the sea of stars.

Such a person will not make money, is it possible?

"We shouldn't have any more of them...... the developers looked at Qin Yafei pleadingly, asking him for a guarantee.

"Don't worry, we are lazy, there is no pit, only more pits, the days of the pits, the days of the pits, the pit is still growing, the pit is pitted, you are used to it. Qin Yafei replied sincerely. (To be continued.) )