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The competition is becoming more and more intense.

After Mo Bai met Guo Donglin last time, this time he met another famous sketch actor soldier.

Like Guo Donglin, the soldier also played very well this time, getting an average score of 97 points.

This also brought a lot of pressure to many fans who were looking forward to Mo Bai.

"I'll go, it's 97 points again, this is to force Mo Bai to go berserk. ”

"Why don't you have confidence in Dabai again. ”

"I want to have confidence in Da Bai, but Da Bai said that he would continue to fool Lao Ye, and Lao Ye is not stupid, how can he be fooled by Da Bai twice. ”

"I think it's the same, if you lower Lao Ye's IQ to complete this sketch, then this sketch will be no longer interesting, what else is there to talk about eliminating soldiers?"

Before Mo Bai was about to debut, many fans talked about it from time to time.

However, whether it is pressure or no pressure, after the GI, it is Mo Bai who plays.

But this time Mo Bai was not the first to play, it was Lao Ye who was the first to play.

[Ye Peng: I bought abduction last year, I lost my job, I ran away, I don't believe in this, others can make me suffer, I can't let others be fooled, I also sell abduction. Pay attention to the people who come from the south and go north! Pay attention to your legs! See if there is anything wrong with it! Take two steps without illness! I will sell you when you get sick!

Lao Ye took the crutch that he was fooled into buying last time, and complained as soon as he came on stage.

This complaint doesn't seem to have any laughing points, but before contacting "Selling a Car", everyone laughed instantly.

"Hahaha, this is not Lao Ye. ”

"And that crutch, ouch, I'll go, isn't this what Da Bai sold to him last time?"

"Lao Ye actually understood that he was fooled by Mo Bai last time, it was not easy, it was not easy. ”

Sure enough, Mo Bai did not disappoint everyone.

Although Mo Bai had been vaccinated, he said that this time he was still fooling Lao Ye.

But depending on the situation, the old Ye who had been fooled had completely woken up.

This also makes everyone feel that this sketch is not ordinary, at least, not like they are.

"Tsk, the difficulty has increased, how can Mo Bai still fool. ”

"Yes, this is logical, after being fooled once, you are stupid enough to believe the other party, this is not scientific. ”

There was a previous "Selling Abduction", and this sketch "Selling a Car" doesn't need to be warmed up, everyone knows what this sketch is about.

Then, after Ye Peng complained, the husband and wife played by Mo Bai and Jia Ling came on the stage.

The same routine as Ye Peng, Jia Ling also made an opening statement when he came on the field, but Jia Ling's opening remarks were not complaints, but a very happy report: "There is a lot to make a fortune, selling abduction last year and selling cars this year...... Sell a car...... Who buys the car......"

Needless to say, the laughter exploded instantly.

One is to lose his job and run away from the object, and the other is to fool others to make a fortune.

The stark contrast caused a huge laugh, and the crowd of spectators applauded again.

Then we move on to the story.

[Jia Ling: Hey, isn't this a big head and a thick neck?]

[Mo Bai: Don't worry, this time the wheelchair is marketable. 】

[Jia Ling: What are you talking about, everyone's legs are fine!]

[Mo Bai: My leg is good, my leg was okay last year, didn't I flicker and be lame, you see how I said he got on the car this year. 】

Then the two parties suddenly met.

【Mobai: Hello!】

Mo Bai greeted Lao Ye with a cheap smile.

When Ye Peng saw Mo Bai, he was angry: Okay, I'm looking for it every day, every month, and I've been looking for you for a year!

[Mo Bai: I'm very sorry, don't get excited, we never leave a name for doing good deeds. 】

Everyone is no longer surprised by Mo Bai's shameless speech.

[Ye Peng: I'm excited, I don't know if you make me miserable, ah? My wife has also run away, and my job has been fired, let's go, find a place to reason!

[Jia Ling: Oh, brother, we will give you the money, you will abduct us, let's go home~~~]

[Mo Bai: Don't get involved with him...... How long will it take to get this pair back on crutches?]

[Ye Peng: What am I on crutches! I'm not sick at all!]

[Mo Bai: It's over, what I was worried about has finally happened!]

[Jia Ling: I said I wouldn't let you sell abduction, don't you believe it, this time it's up to you to ......]

[Mo Bai: I said he was finished!Daughter-in-law, have you seen it, how much has changed this year? 】

[Jia Ling: If you want to say that there is a change, the head is bigger than last year. 】

[Mo Bai: That's right! Even my daughter-in-law can see it. Since you haven't insisted on crutches for a year, your virus has moved upwards and has reached the brain, you have two big tendons in your two legs, like two highways, the virus is running upwards at a speed of 180 kilometers per hour, and now you are finished, the relentless virus is devouring the healthy cells of your brain, and a new vegetative person is about to be born!]

The plot hasn't really started yet, this is the foreshadowing of the whole sketch.

However, although it is a foreshadowing, under the Mobai Mohs flickering style, this foreshadowing is also interesting for everyone to watch.

Especially the last paragraph, which is related to the [peripheral nerve necrosis] in "Selling Abduction", [transferred]...... These medical terms have to be spelled out.

And what made everyone even happier was that Lao Ye completely ignored Mo Bai's foolishness and began to work against Mo Bai.

[Ye Peng: Flicker, flicker, flicker, flicker, do you want me to take two more steps?]

[Mo Bai: Did you take two steps last year?]

[Ye Peng: Lame. 】

[Mo Bai: Are you numb when you stomp your feet?]

[Ye Peng: numb]

[Mo Bai: Why?]

[Ye Peng: You fooled. You don't need to fool around this year, I'll give you two steps, you don't like to see, I'll give you two steps, two steps, two steps, okay? But I'm good this year, I can trot, I can still jump, hey, big jump...... Hey, another one?]

Ye Peng's small steps, striding and amusing everyone gave applause.

"Roar, roar, Da Bai also said that he wanted to continue to fool Lao Ye, this is a mistake. ”

"Lao Ye is like this, obviously mocking Mo Bai. ”

"That's right, Lao Ye's IQ is high, and even the ridicule is so humorous. ”

However, even if Lao Ye already knew that he was fooled by himself last time, Mo Bai was still extremely calm.

On the contrary, he wanted to fool Ye Peng again.

[Mo Bai: Stop! See, not only is my head bad but my spirit is also problematic. 】

[Jia Ling: It looks much happier than last year!]

[Mo Bai: Friend, can you receive some treatment?

[Ye Peng: No problem!]

[Mo Bai: Is your head confused now if you don't speak loudly?]

[Ye Peng: Don't be confused!]

[Mo Bai: Do your eyes bubble Venus?]

[Ye Peng: Don't risk Venus. 】

[Mo Bai: Then you shout, okay?]

[Ye Peng: Okay. So, I cooperate with you, I cooperate with you completely, my purpose is to pierce you!]

[Mo Bai: Okay, take a deep breath]

[Ye Peng: Come to ......]

[Mo Bai: Howl, inhale, inhale, suck up]

[Ye Peng: Ahh......hh

[Mo Bai: Don't stop, I see how long your anger is, I judge and judge............ Stop! Confused?]

[Ye Peng: Not confused!]

[Mo Bai: Why are you not confused?!]

[Jia Ling: Why is he confused?]

[Mo Bai: Why are you still confused, shouting that there is a lack of oxygen. Let me tell you, daughter-in-law, this is in good health, and I want to replace you, and I will go to the hospital in this time. 】

[Jia Ling: Don't fix it!]

[Mo Bai: Confused?]

[Ye Peng: No!]

[Mo Bai: I'm not confused, what are you doing there?]

[Ye Peng: It's a bit of a Venus ......]

[Mo Bai: It's a Venus, you obviously have a problem with your IQ now. 】

[Ye Peng: Don't fix that thing, just our IQ, pick it out and weigh it out two catties more than you!]

flipped over the wonderful rivalry, and everyone clapped their hands again.

However, this time the applause was not for Mo Bai, it was for Ye Peng.

Especially when they saw that Mo Bai used a series of tricks and still couldn't do anything about Lao Ye, everyone couldn't help but be excited.

"Okay, Lao Ye really didn't disappoint us, his IQ was just right, remember, he was a big fool. ”

This time he had to applaud Lao Ye, although he was dizzy by Mo Bai, he still recognized that Mo Bai was a big fool. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, necessary, no matter what the big fool says, you don't believe it. ”

"It's hard to squeak, this routine is too old, does it work once and twice is it still effective?"

"That is, if you change someone, you may really be able to get it, but I'm sorry, Lao Ye has already been pitted by you once, and this trick is not good. ”

The plot is getting more and more interesting.

Seeing Lao Ye's dialogue mocking Mo Bai from time to time, everyone believed that this time Mo Bai would not be able to fool Lao Ye even if he was killed.

"I said kid, dad, let's go. ”

Seeing that Ye Peng and Mo Bai were on the pole, Jia Ling whispered to Mo Bai: "What kind of car are you selling, people obviously want to demolish you." It's just that Mo Bai still doesn't believe in this evil, and says: "What to go, if you can't take down Lao Ye today, I won't call it a big fool." ”

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