Chapter 249: Little Ants and Diabetes
Chapter 249: Little Ants and Diabetes
"You haven't even asked about our general's illness, have you started to look at the wound?"
"Ah! Didn't General Mo Lan say that his foot injury would not heal for a long time? Let me see what happened to the wound first? No, are you?" Jin Cheng secretly said Which green onion are you? Lao Tzu is a doctor! What are you doing with your blind beep?
"Oh! I forgot to introduce! Doctor Jin! This is my internal doctor! My surname is Ma!" The general immediately introduced.
"What is underwear, underwear, underwear?"
Jin Cheng just barely held back the internal injuries, underwear? underwear refers to the intimate clothes inside.
But you're a human being! What is going on? I don't understand.
"Hahaha!" Tang Wen didn't hold back, and immediately said: "I'm not laughing at this, what was I laughing at just now?"
Mo Lan glanced at Tang Wen sadly!
He immediately fell silent, and his face was flushed, Nima! Squad leader!
"You!Jin Cheng boy!I'm the general's inner doctor!It's not underwear!" Doctor Ma almost didn't do anything! This guy obviously understood, and deliberately pretended to be confused!
You stinky boy who has not dried up dares to be a thin old man in language! Look at me if I don't clean you up!
There is absolutely no possibility of reconciliation!
"Oh, Doctor Ma! I was wrong! I heard it like underwear just now! Not underwear! You Sinuo people speak Datang Chinese, and some N and L are indistinguishable! It's easy to confuse!" Jin Cheng explained for a long time.
I'm afraid he has an opinion!
It's okay not to explain, but when you explain, there is a suspicion of intentionality, the corners of Dr. Ma's eyes tremble, and the orbicularis oculi muscle trembles even more!
Mo Lan sneered, and hurriedly mediated: "Okay! Blame your father, Doctor Neifu! Don't introduce him briefly! He doesn't speak too much in Tang Dynasty! Doctor Jin, let's see a doctor first!"
"Okay, then the internal doctor, you're here too! No, Doctor Ma, since you're here, tell me what you think!" Jin Cheng asked sincerely.
"What do you mean, boy! It's you who see the doctor now! It's not me who sees the doctor! I want to see how you treat the disease?" Dr. Ma was a little irritated when he saw him take a bite to take an internal doctor.
He has been working as an internal doctor in the General's Mansion for three generations, and he is responsible for all major and minor illnesses in the family, and his status is still very high!
General Mo Ren squinted his eyes even more, silent, he understood that his Neifu Ma doctor could not cure his feet, and now it is said that there is a doctor who can cure him, no matter who it is, he is not happy in his heart.
He is the uncle of the current emperor of Sinuo Kingdom, with a prominent position, he was originally a general who guarded the capital, but now he has this problem in his foot, and it has not been cured for a long time, and there is no way for the doctor in the inner house, and even the imperial doctor has no way.
A general who gallops across the field, you want him to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair, how uncomfortable he is, more uncomfortable than killing him, and now seeing two doctors pinching each other! It's not a bad thing! Because the harder they pinch, the more hope there is for their feet!
He came to Beifang County for treatment, and he did his homework! The Empress Dowager's illness was not only helpless for the imperial doctors, but there was no way to visit the famous doctors, but Jin Cheng, who was in front of him in the wind in the jade tree, could actually be cured! This had to be shocking.
His own internal medicine heard that there was a man who could cure the general's illness! This was a little uncomfortable! This is how he is, and from the bottom of his heart, he hoped that the general's illness would be cured! But as an internal doctor, he took care of the illness up and down the family by himself, and now that the boss is sick, it is also a trouble for him to be helpless.
What's even more annoying is that someone can actually cure it! This special mother is too slap in the face! The key is that this guy is still from the Tang Dynasty! He is still so young! His face is crackling!
Doctor Ma looked at Jin Cheng and found that this guy was about the same age as the eldest lady Miss Mo Lan! It was impossible to cure the general's disease.
The general, this is a disease of wealth and nobility! It can never be cured! It can only be alleviated! The condition of his foot now can only be amputated as a way out, and if it drags on like this, it is possible that the whole body will be infected! This is not only his opinion, but also the unanimous opinion of the imperial doctor of Sinuo Kingdom, curing diseases and saving people is not just a matter of slipping through the mouth, it requires real kung fu! Therefore, he still has confidence!
"Doctor Panty! No! I was wrong again, I'm sorry! Doctor Ma! You're the first doctor! Of course you can introduce the situation, it will save a lot of trouble! You say yes?" Jin Cheng teased.
Jin Cheng saw that he was a little unkind!
The tone was not very polite, and he said secretly: Lao Tzu will cure a disease! This is not a matter of exchanging a heart for a kidney! For a minor illness, you have to find Lao Tzu unhappy! The general can come! Why do you insist on coming to join in the fun? Isn't this sending your face to me to slap me?
"Boy! Don't be arrogant! Extravagance needs capital! Treating diseases and saving people is not just a matter of lip service! Seeing a doctor! Asking questions and asking questions about everything is indispensable, this is being responsible for the patient! Being responsible for yourself! Otherwise, you are worthy of being a doctor! You are also a miracle doctor, and a neurologist is almost the same!"
Dr. Ma finally found a point of attack.
"This is this Doctor Ma! Let's see a doctor first! The general has been here for so long, and the illness hasn't started to be seen yet?" Tang Wen said.
"Dr. Ma still has some truth!" Jin Cheng came quietly.
"Isn't this? Don't you have to look and ask for a doctor?" Doctor Ma is not very impatient, Nima!
"I really don't! I guess! I like to pinch my fingers!" Jin Cheng said with a grin.
When Dr. Ma heard this, he was just about to squirt blood!
"Ahh
"It's a bit interesting! Old Ma! Don't fight with each other! Both sides should show some sincerity! The more the truth is debated, the clearer it becomes, and it is also a beautiful thing to cure the sick and save people!
"Okay, General, Jin Cheng! Since you don't have to look and hear the doctor, you can guess! Then you can guess what kind of illness the general is?" Doctor Ma began to struggle.
"Then let me guess the first thing? Your general wants to go to the toilet, he wants to shhhhhh
"Ahh
Today, I feel that Jin Cheng is a little deliberately provocative! You can see a doctor, how can you pull all these useless things, and go to the toilet! You can figure it out.
"Jin Cheng! your special mother" Doctor Ma saw that this guy was talking nonsense, and he was a little angry.
"General! If you want to go to the toilet, you can go! I want to treat your wounds later, and it will take an hour! If you can bear it, I don't care!" Jin Cheng said quietly, secretly as long as you can hold it, I don't care!
"Ahh
"Then I'll send the general in!" Now it was Dr. Ma's turn to be embarrassed, and he served the general to go to the toilet.
"Squad leader! You are too godly! Really! I admire you like the surging river, endless!" Tang Wen made a cheap appearance.
"Yes, Doctor Jin! How can you guess this! This is amazing!" Mo Lan also said.
"What's magical? The symptoms of thirst, also known as diabetes, are three more and one less, eating more, drinking more, and urinating more! Weight loss! I saw your father sitting there squirming and twisting! Obviously, he just wanted to go to the toilet! I like to think about the patients the most!" Jin Cheng analyzed.
Secretly said: I scared him again later, you don't go to the toilet, I'll clean your wounds later, delay you for an hour, see if you are uncomfortable or I am uncomfortable.
It's very uncomfortable to hold your pee! Who knows who holds it! There are no special circumstances, everyone is willing to enjoy the feeling of being drenched: cool!
"Ah! This is okay! Squad leader! You are a god! Really!" Tang Wen made a look of worship! In fact, he scolded in his heart: If you don't pretend to be forced, you will die!
When Jin Cheng saw the general come out, Dr. Ma's face was not very good.
"Then I'll guess the reason for the general's injury!"
"Ah! This can also be guessed! Guess what!" The general is interested! When the general was young, because he was a prince, he was already a prodigal son, and Jin Cheng's indifferent pretense was more in line with his appetite.
You say he doesn't have any strength, he cured the queen mother's uterine fibroids, and at the same time cured Cuiliu's illness, and he also cured his daughter Mo Lan's arrow wound.
You say he has the strength, Lao Tzu has been here for so long, he has forced him to go with his internal medicine pretend.
Interesting! The general was very interested in Jin Cheng at this time.
Doctor Ma's face was full of black lines, and he secretly said You can guess this, Lao Tzu counts you ruthless, because the cause of the general's foot injury is quite special! It is impossible for ordinary people to know.
"Both feet are injured! Generally from a battle injury! Or there is a high possibility of external injury!" Jin Cheng said leisurely.
"Hahaha! You guessed wrong," Doctor Ma said happily, but he was not happy!
"Don't you be in a hurry! Doctor Ma! You're a doctor! It's not good to be in such a hurry! If you are too anxious in bed, your wife will have an opinion! I mean it's a big possibility! It's not absolute!" Jin Cheng played with taste.
"You!kid!Guess!" Doctor Ma almost vomited blood to death!"Wait!Miss Merlan!Did you tell this stinky boy the reason for the general's injury?"
"No! I haven't had time yet!" Mo Lan said sincerely, the key is that he didn't ask, he told him last time that his father's foot was not healing, and he guessed that it was diabetes, and he was shocked.
"I guess the general's foot injury is more special!" Jin Cheng took a sip of tea after speaking.
"Nonsense! You beep less, you can't guess, Lao Tzu will tell you!" Doctor Ma is ready to slap your face, if you can't guess correctly, you will be beaten in the face! I will beat you hard until you surrender!
"It should be when I wash my feet, I accidentally burned!" Jin Cheng said quietly.
"Ahh
Nima! Can you guess this? Impossible, thousands of miles away, the general's leg was burned by boiling water, you know, it's impossible, this is definitely Mo Lan, this girl told you, otherwise, how could this be known.
Dr. Ma's face was covered with black lines.
"Squad leader, you are too godly!" Tang Wen began to worship.
"Doctor Jin, tell me! How did you guess it? It's amazing!" the general was also curious, this shouldn't be.
"Hmph! he definitely knows! pretend to be profound!" Dr. Ma said coldly, never believing that he could have guessed!
Jin Cheng took a sip of tea in a dashing manner! "Doctor Ma! Doctors can't just look at the books in front of them, the books are dead! We doctors are alive! Thirst-quenching patients, especially those in the later stage of the development of this disease, have peripheral nerve lesions, which we call diabetic neuropathy, and their sensory stimulation is reduced to varying degrees!"
"Ahh
Could it be that Datang medicine has become so magical? Thirst is called diabetes? And neuropathy, what is a nerve? His head is a little big!
Jin Cheng saw that Dr. Ma was a little confused, and said secretly: You too! I am a very low-key person, and I never pretend to be forced to slap my face! You insist on coming up, can you blame me? You can't blame me, you don't understand these medical terms! This is not strange, you are from Sinuo country
"Diabetes?do you understand?" Jin Cheng defied, and directly the foreign Chinese soared out.
Amitabha! I was a little anxious just now.
"E squad leader, please speak human words!" Tang Wen couldn't even look at it.
"Oh, okay! I just had a little gaffe! I mean diabetes? Dr. Ma, do you know why it's called diabetes?" Jin Cheng looked at Dr. Ma sincerely.
"I've never heard of this!" "The horse is also big-headed, and if you haven't heard of it, you haven't heard of it, so you can't just say you know."
"Thirst is also called diabetes? The pancreas of thirst-quenching patients is damaged, insulin regulation is impaired, and when it comes to insulin, you don't understand! Hey, you say I can cure a disease! Is it easy for me?" Jin Cheng said eloquently.
Everyone listened with a bewildered face.
Dr. Ma was even more uncomfortable, he was a doctor! Another doctor talked for a long time, but he didn't understand a word, how uncomfortable it was.
God, you hurry up and split a thunder! It doesn't matter how big or small, quickly split it down, crack the ground a crack, I want to drill down, Dr. Ma is now burning all over his body, and cold sweat is breaking out on his back.
Jin Cheng took a sip of tea in a dashing manner: "This insulin secretion is insufficient, the sugar in the blood is too high, and the kidneys can't reabsorb it, what should I do?"
"Ahh
"What can I do? The blood sugar in the urine will be higher!"
"How do you know?" Dr. Ma finally found a breakthrough.
"Hehe! How do I know? Patients with thirst symptoms will have a higher sugar content in their urine than ordinary people!" Jin Cheng continued.
"Unless you've tasted it!, how do you know?" Dr. Ma began to chase after you, asking you to be arrogant and talking, and Lao Tzu finally caught your flaw.
"Jin Cheng's face is full of black lines, this old horseman actually dares to pose with me!
"Haha! don't have anything to say?" Dr. Ma was happy.
"Doctor Ma! Don't use your ignorance as an excuse for arrogance! I am a miracle doctor! It must be my uniqueness! Diabetes, I said that there is sugar in the urine, do you have to taste it to manifest it? I want to say that you have hemorrhoids, do you say that you have to taste it to make a clear diagnosis, do you have to have divergent thinking to be a doctor?"
Dr. Ma's face is full of black lines! This bastard is talking nonsense, obviously you are talking nonsense, how do I feel that you are quite reasonable!
"Hehehe! Interesting! Doctor Jin, you haven't said why it's called diabetes?" The general was also full of curiosity.
"That's thanks to a small animal!" Jin Cheng said leisurely.
"What little animals?" Mo Lan, as a woman, was curious about small animals.
"That's thanks to the little ants!" Jin Cheng said leisurely.
"Ahh
"Diabetes was first discovered because ants like to gather around the urine of diabetic patients! Jin Cheng spoke eloquently.
"Jin Cheng! You can eat indiscriminately, don't talk nonsense, I have been practicing medicine for decades, but I have never heard of such strange theories of yours! Why don't you say it's a frog?" Dr. Ma didn't believe him when he was killed.
"I am a miracle doctor in the Tang Dynasty! I am not a miracle doctor in your Sinuo country, why do you have to believe what I say? If you believe it, you can believe it, and if you don't believe it, forget it! I bought a mansion in the capital of the Tang Dynasty and set up a medical research laboratory! I raised tens of thousands of ants for the study of diabetes! It is better to believe in books than to have no books! Do you not believe and ask Tang Wen?" Jin Cheng looked at Tang Wen with a grin.
Tang Wen was seen goosebumps, this guy would pit himself every time he was not satisfied, and when he saw that he said that he had specially bought a mansion and turned it into a bullshit research room, it was obviously not good! We played soy sauce together in the medical school, and you are still on the way to pick up girls every day, where are there 10,000 ants! Many women are real.
But now that he and Dr. Ma are getting involved, there is no doubt that he must be on the side of the squad leader.
"Yes! The squad leader did set up a medical research room, and he also recruited many beautiful women as researchers! His reputation as a miracle doctor was delayed by women, otherwise there would be even greater achievements!" Tang Wen said quietly, and while giving false testimony, he did not forget to trick him once.
"Ah!" Jin Cheng looked at Tang Wen sadly, and secretly said Forget it, Lao Tzu doesn't care about you kid today! He continued: "I not only study ants, but also buy thousands of corpses, and specialize in human body research, studying human hair, braincase, skin, bones, blood vessels, nerves, organs, and so on!
Several people next to him were in a cold sweat when they heard it! Nima! This kind of sassy operation is really a capital suit!
Dr. Ma knelt down directly, Nima!
This guy in front of him is definitely not a human being! Even if you study ants, you dare to get along with a corpse! You really want to be thundered by the sky! He thought viciously.
"Doctor Jin, I'm curious how you know that my feet are hot from washing?" said the general.
"He's guessing!"
Doctor Ma wanted to say that General Mo Lan said it, this is very likely, otherwise how could he know.