Chapter 1260: What did you do to Earth after I left?
The new year is coming, and there seems to be a new trend all over the world.
The New Year's chain of contempt is spreading from Mars to Earth.
On the first day of the new year, I didn't receive the blessing of the New Year, but I was despised, and I was inexplicable at first, but when I was despised more, I searched the Internet, and suddenly I understood, this is a new stalk this year!
If someone else caused this trend, it would have been complained about a long time ago, but this trend came from Mars, from the lazy god system, and the whole body was soaked in the atmosphere of self-deprecation, and all kinds of celebrities, dignitaries, etc. have joined this game, and they are still happy.
But not everyone enjoys this contempt.
Especially the arrogant Hu Dali.
Not long after he had just despised his assistant, he saw several small heads pop out of the door.
"My dad said that if you don't study hard, you will have to burn the boiler when you grow up!"
"What is a boiler?"
"It's just the heating, don't you have heating in your house?"
"Oh, I see. ”
"It's so pitiful to burn the boiler!"
"Why pity?"
"I don't know, but my dad said it was pathetic. ”
The little ones especially like the Lazy God City, because in the Lazy God City, the whole city is closed, there are little robots and cameras everywhere, and the parents never worry about them running around, and let them go crazy if they have nothing to do.
After a few days of development, the little ones have formed their own small circle, and the team of a certain eldest sister Liu Xinyu has grown again.
The little boy just now, after some education, learned from the pain, studied seriously for a while, and then ran out and took his friends to learn more.
A few little ones looked at each other, shook their heads and sighed and left.
Hu Dali was so angry that he couldn't wait to put these bear children with one hand, and he scolded angrily: "Lao Tzu is not a boiler, Lao Tzu is the one who has authority!"
But how do these bear children know what the authority is, and in less than five minutes, a few little heads poked out at the door, and no one had ever seen a boiler, so they were curious.
"I heard Tie Niu say that if you don't study hard, you will become a boiler burner when you grow up. Is it pitiful for uncle to burn the boiler?"
"I'm not a boiler burner!"
"You see, the boiler burners don't want to admit that they are boiler burners, and sure enough, the boiler burners are pitiful!"
If it was like this again and again, Hu Dali simply collapsed, if he wasn't worried that Yang Ji would pinch him to death, he really wanted to blow up Lazy God City!
"Don't be angry, these kids are just curious. An assistant next to him advised him, "If you want to open it, what if it's a boiler? You're burning the best boiler in the world, you're burning a boiler for the best person in the world, right?"
Hu Dali simply can't talk to these people who have no ideals! Is there only such a dream in your life?
I dream of being the most powerful!
Hu Dali was annoyed, and simply set up a counter-reaction force field outside the door, and when the bear children came over, they would be directly pulled up by gravity and bounced back, thinking that this would be clean.
After a while, it became a favorite playground for children, who used the anti-force field as a trampoline and had a lot of fun.
While playing, he shouted: "Uncle boiler, I want to fly higher, fly high, fly high!"
"Uncle boiler-burner, I'm going to fly in an arc!
"Listen, or they'll cry to you. "The assistants said it was better for you to stop struggling.
But then the wind direction changed, and the bear children had a good time, and they all said: "Uncle who burns the boiler is great!"
"My dad is a farmer, and I think my uncle who burns the boiler is better than my dad!"
"My grandmother sells pancakes and fruits, and I think my uncle who burns the boiler is even better than selling pancakes!"
"I'm going to burn the boiler when I grow up!"
"Uncle Boiler is so cool, he looks like an armored warrior from TV!"
Hu Dali burst into tears, so I didn't burn the boiler!
You people don't know what permission is, I won't tell you!
I'm going back, I'm level nine now...... No, it's almost level ten!
Why is it that in this kind of place where no one knows how to respect the authority, the promotion speed is so fast!
……
Just when Hu Dali was upset, a silver light suddenly lit up in a corner of Lazy God City.
Suddenly, the light spread out, turning into a silver vortex.
But the little robots and cameras around it don't seem to notice its existence at all.
In the silver whirlpool, a voice came: "I finally found it, I found it so hard......"
"I'm finally back, ahem, after all kinds of hardships, endless betrayals...... Can I come back? Is this a gift from God?"
In the silver swirl, a figure in gray robes was thrown out, and she rolled on the ground, revealing a petite figure.
"I know here, this is the neighborhood of Lazy God Island......" The figure slowly stood up, revealing a delicate and beautiful face.
Who is it if it's not Miss Abi?
Her face did not change, but she had snow-like silver hair, fluttering slowly in the air, completely ignoring gravity, and there was no infinite sense of immediacy.
However, although the scenery around is familiar, it looks a little different.
She frowned, looked up at the sky, and her eyeballs almost burst.
In the sky, there was a yellowish-brown atmosphere, and there was a huge hood that covered the neighborhood.
Looking into the distance, she saw a desolate red land outside, and the city of Dongbin and the endless ocean in her original memory were gone.
What's going on?What time is it?Is it too late for me to come back?A nuclear war has broken out, the entire planet has been destroyed, and the lazy gods have built a huge dome to protect humanity?
Ahh
You don't know, I'm in the endless future, how many people I've killed in order to protect the earth, bastard!
No, no, even a nuclear bomb can't cause this, could it be that those extraterrestrial creatures have already invaded?
The earth's oceans have evaporated, exposing the seabed, and human beings are struggling on the line of life and death, and have reached the final moment of life and death?
Sure enough, the torrent of time and space sent me back, not without reason, even if I have been betrayed, I can't ignore the greatest crisis of humanity......
But......
I'm so tired, endless battles, endless betrayals, do you want to feel it again when you come back?
Miss Abi felt it carefully, and she sensed the existence of several different authorities.
This kind of calm and comfortable as if sleeping is definitely the South Hell.
This feeling is dangerous, it is Yang Ji.
This one...... Huh, strange authority?
In the next second, Miss Abi disappeared in place.
"Let me tell you, in the endless future, I am also a very powerful authority, in the same age, I am basically the strongest, I have never met someone stronger than me, we are ...... authority"
Before he could finish speaking, a silver-haired girl suddenly appeared in front of him.
"Well, although it's an authority, it's very weak, it shouldn't be a threat, it's not an intruder. Miss Abi glanced at Hu Dali, and she was already relieved.
"I'm weak, little girl, do you know what happened to you!" Hu Dali suddenly became angry.