79. A thief

Iceland's overall topography resembles an inverted bowl-shaped plateau, and it is a fairly young volcanic island located on the middle ridge of the North Atlantic Ocean, which continues to grow and change.

Lao Tzu said that good fortune and misfortune are twins; Lu Xun said that there are two trees in front of my house that are also twins; geologists say that earthquakes and volcanoes are twins in geological disasters.

Because it is a volcanic island, Iceland often suffers from earthquakes, and there are many glaciers in Iceland, and the sudden movement of glaciers and changes in the ice sheet can also cause earthquakes, so Gible is right, Icelanders grow up with earthquakes, they are used to earthquakes.

ReykjavΓ­k's weather station records more than 300 earthquakes a year, but with the exception of a few large earthquakes in history, the vast majority of earthquakes are small, and for the fierce Icelandic men and women, the tremors are drizzle, and the scale is not as good as the bed earthquakes, car earthquakes, and grove earthquakes they make.

But Chen Song has never experienced an earthquake himself, and of course he has never experienced a bed earthquake, a car earthquake, or any earthquake.

The scale of the earthquake was relatively large, but because the Selsfoss buildings were earthquake-proof, relatively low and scattered, there were no fatalities.

Chen Song jumped downstairs and broke his foot, and he was the only injured person around the supermarket.

The ambulance from the hospital rushed to the hospital, and when they learned that Chen Song was injured, a nurse came running with a stretcher: "Where are the wounded? For God's sake, the big guys are scattered, don't get in the way, we will take the wounded to the hospital!"

Chen Song was very moved, he sighed: "The service of this hospital is so good, it is truly patient-oriented, and it is so enthusiastic. ”

Goble pouted: "Don't be stupid, these damn ambulances are not here to save you, they are here to make money, and you have to prepare at least 200,000 kroner to take you to the hospital, which cannot be paid by health insurance, because they are private and do not belong to the hospital." ”

Sure enough, two female nurses with big shoulders and round waists rushed fiercely, and the people on the road avoided them one after another, for fear of being caught on the stretcher bed by them.

A female nurse grabbed a middle-aged man's arm with an eagle and grabbed a chick, and the chick hurriedly explained: "I'm fine, I'm just passing by, you're looking for the wrong person." ”

"Who's that hurt?"

"That Asian, do you see it? It's him!"

Two female nurses rushed over, grabbed Chen Song and lifted him onto the stretcher.

Chen Song didn't want to waste money, so he hurriedly sank his dantian and took root on the ground: "I just broke my foot, it's okay." ”

"No, sir, you have to go through the hospital to find out if you are okay, please hurry up and get into the ambulance, we have to take you to the hospital, last time a gentleman jumped down from the stairs and said he was fine, but he went to the hospital to check that he had lung cancer!"

Chen Song was dumbfounded: "What does lung cancer have to do with jumping off a building?"

"Anyway, you have to go to the hospital for a check-up, it's always a good thing to have a check-up, isn't it? Besides, you just feel like you're just a broken foot, maybe it's necrosis of the femoral head or bone cancer?"

Chen Song said: "I am a doctor, and I am an orthopedic professional, of course I know!"

The nurse was surprised, "Really?"

"Of course!" Veterinarian Chen said with a reasonable attitude.

The two nurses left gloomily, very unwillingly.

Gobble was surprised: "Aren't you a veterinarian?"

Chen Song said: "Veterinarians also have to understand orthopedics, what kind of eyes do you have? I'm not nonsense, when I was in college, I took bones from at least 100 chickens, ducks and rabbits, and also took joints for dogs and pigs." ”

"So experienced, where do you get so many animals with bone and joint problems?"

"I broke them with my own hands. ”

"You're such a devil!"

Because of Chensong's poor performance in the earthquake, Goble decided to train him, took him to the highest shopping mall in Selfoss, and sent him to a hut.

"What is this?"

"Earthquake House. "You're going to have a lot of earthquakes in the future, so I think you'd better experience it." ”

Many shopping malls in Iceland have earthquake houses, so that customers can experience the whirlwind of the earthquake for free in their leisure time, so that they can be prepared for a rainy day, so that they are mentally prepared when disaster strikes.

Chen Song was interested when he heard that there was still this kind of convenience, anyway, this thing was free, so he had to go in and experience it.

He entered the house and closed the door, and inside was a one-bedroom apartment, small but functional, with a bedroom, living room, bathroom and kitchen.

Then soon the hydraulic equipment under the house began to wield, and the whole cabin began to tremble, and although the furniture and appliances inside had been fixed, they were still a little out of place.

Chen Song had already prepared, so he came to lie down on the sofa, and took out his mobile phone to record a video: "Look, I encountered an earthquake, but I'm not afraid, don't worry, I won't embarrass our Chinese masters!"

The earthquake house can imitate an earthquake of magnitude four to eight, and he can still lie down in front of him, and when the magnitude seven earthquake starts, he can only pull the door and scream: "Let me out, vomit, vomit, I, I faint!"

Because he was too tired to wander around, the two of them embarked on the return journey ahead of schedule with a wagon of fruits, vegetables, seafood and food.

When I left, I went directly to Highway 1 Chen Song didn't find anything, and when I came back, Goble was going to go to the bar for a drink, and they took a look around the town and saw that there was already a beer festival atmosphere in the town.

Oak barrels were stacked at the entrances of several bars such as Sunset Sea, and some shops put up promotional banners with the words on them that Chen Song didn't recognize, but knew that it must be related to the Oktoberfest.

In addition, there is a small box outside the bar and the club, with the logo of the town government on it, and a large sausage is drawn.

Chen Song asked, "What is this for? Sausage vending machine?

Gobble laughed: "You are so humorous, there is a free sleeve inside, to prevent everyone from drinking and messing around without protection and causing problems." ”

Chen Song had to praise the attentive government workers.

He left Goble at the bar and drove back to the manor by himself, just in time to deliver supplies to Jiuzhou in private.

As a result, the car drove into the manor, and Brother Dao suddenly came out from behind the door, chasing the car all the way and calling all the way.

Chen Song parked in front of the garage, he stretched out his hand to pick up Brother Dao, and said: "Okay, don't scream, don't scream, I know it's not good not to take you out to play, but the place I'm going to is far away, you have to be sensible, you have to stay at home and watch the door, understand?"

Brother Dao didn't let him touch it, and immediately jumped back in the face of his outstretched arm, and stopped calling, but gave him a look in the building.

Suddenly, Chen Song understood that Brother Dao was telling him that there was a problem in the house.

So Chen Song looked at the house carefully, and after some searching, he vaguely saw a figure flashing behind the window.

It seemed that there was a thief in the house, and Chen Song reached out and pressed the Desert Eagle pinned to his waist.

But he can't use a gun because the origin of the gun is unknown, and if the police find him, he will face a lot of trouble.

In addition, the situation in the house was unknown, and he didn't know if the thieves who came to the door had weapons, so after careful analysis, he decided to go back to Jiuzhou first.

Xiao Lang has refined an invisibility talisman, and it's time for it to come out and make meritorious contributions.