1-87 I'm not a man

"This one is good!" Xiao Xiaotian picked up a shirt with a price tag of one hundred and thirty-eight yuan, and smiled: "That's it...... You said you paid for it, don't deny it!"

"How come!" Song Danhua finally understood at this time that Xiao Xiaotian didn't want to spend too much money. Don't you know that you're going to get deeper and deeper into this man?

Song Danhua was a nymphomaniac, and suddenly heard a hysterical shout: "Ah-"

"What's going on?" In the membership hall, several customers who came to shop listened attentively.

It's a woman's voice. This voice frantically stimulated everyone's ear drums, Xiao Xiaotian only felt dizzy and dizzy, and said, "What a powerful sonic killing weapon!"

"No, what's wrong?" the girl was thoughtful, and when she heard this voice, something was wrong.

"Let's take a look!" Xiao Xiaotian casually threw the clothes to the shopping guide and said, "Wrap them up and put them at the front desk, and check out together in a while." ”

"Yes sir!" the man was dressed in tatters, no wonder he had to ask a woman to pay for him, it was really tasteless. If a girl talks about such a boyfriend, she will be tossed by Xiao Xiaotian sooner or later.

"Don't wrap it!" Song Danhua stopped: "Take off your clothes and put them on." Look at the dress you are wearing, it is much worse than the rag skirt of Jigong's old man. ”

Xiao Xiaotian had no choice but to go into the dressing room and change his clothes. When he came out, Song Danhua had already swiped his card and paid the money for buying clothes.

"People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, not to mention, after changing new clothes, the whole person is much more energetic. It's a handsome guy. Song Danhua smiled.

"That is, the score of the clothing bonus is relatively high?" Xiao Xiaotian pretended to be unhappy and said: "I am taking the idol route, don't you see it? When we don't wear clothes, we are still a handsome guy." ”

"Hehe, so confident? I don't believe it. Without the foil of clothes, that's definitely not a handsome guy, that's another word to call it!"

"What?" Xiao Xiaotian didn't react.

"If you don't have clothes on, it's called flow. Hooligans, handsome guy, I'll you!" Song Danhua blushed. This man is really a little incomprehensible, one moment with a high IQ is scary, and the next moment he looks like a hairy boy, don't scold him, this kid really has some potential.

“……”

"Ah......" followed by another hysterical shout, Xiao Xiaotian's face changed, and said, "I can hear it, this is a patient! No, mine hurry up and take a look!"

As he spoke, the whole person had already gone out six or seven steps away, and Song Danhua followed behind him, secretly sighing that next time he went shopping with Xiao Xiaotian, he must change to a pair of flat shoes. These high heels can be worn occasionally, but it is still a real delay when there is an emergency.

"Wait for me!" Song Danhua gasped anxiously.

After turning two corners in the direction from which the sound came, and advancing another hundred meters, I saw a group of people gathered together.

A man looked inside on tiptoe, muttering, "......What's going on?" Let me see!"

The people of the country are like this, and they will not repent when they die by the nature of joining in the fun. What do you say is the matter with you?

"Call 120! Hurry up, I think this woman can't support it!"

"Do you think this person is stupid, it's good to rest at home with a big belly, you have to come shopping, it's okay now, right?

People were talking about it, and Xiao Xiaotian vaguely understood it. This woman is a pregnant woman who is about to give birth, and she has come here to buy two small clothes to wear for her soon-to-be-born child. Unexpectedly, I fell carelessly, and my stomach continued to ache wave after wave.

"Please, big brothers and sisters, save my wife!"

A man wept bitterly and asked for help.

I only saw someone come up with ideas, but I didn't see anyone helping. Xiao Xiaotian suddenly felt a chill, the quality of the Chinese people, what's going on?

A man separates the crowd and tries to walk over to the patient to help. His friend next to him grabbed him and warned: "If you don't help, you won't have anything, anyway, everyone is standing here, and we are not alone." If you really help, and you look back and say that you hit the patient, you're in trouble!"

"Isn't it?" the young man who wanted to help was skeptical, but he retracted the leg he had just stepped on.

"When you look at it, you don't watch TV, you don't watch the report above, a driver picked up an old woman who fell to the ground, and was falsely accused of being hit by the driver, and the first instance verdict, the driver lost...... The reason is that you drove past the old lady, and although your car was not scratched, it did not necessarily hit the old lady, but at the same time, it could not prove that you did not hit the old lady, so you were 60% responsible...... The grandmother spent a total of 110,000 yuan on treatment, and the driver paid 100,000 yuan. This judge is really good at mathematics. ”

"No wonder no one cares! I'd better take two steps back!" the young man who had wanted to save people snorted, rubbed out of the circle little by little, and ran away with a smoke.

Xiao Xiaotian felt a feeling of weakness rising in his heart. It's not that I don't want to be a good person, it's that I'm afraid that I will be sued after being a good person.

This kind of sick and erroneous thinking is still slowly accepted by the Chinese people, and it is quickly taking root.

"Let's let go!" The doctor is here!" Xiao Xiaotian shouted, and slowly walked to the patient who was shouting loudly: "This eldest sister, what's uncomfortable?"

Before Xiao Xiaotian's words fell, he saw that the root of the thighs that was not completely covered under the short skirt was not completely covered, and a very thin blood flow flowed out of it, occasionally mixed with some pale yellow liquid.

The patient's forehead was drenched in sweat, and even the screaming voice became weak.

"The membrane has been broken!

If the danger is not dealt with in time, the lives of the mother and son will be in danger, and they may be confessed here.

Xiao Xiaotian was just about to squat down to observe, when a woman of about twenty-five or sixteen squeezed in beside him, shouting: "I'm an obstetrician and gynecologist!"

In a word, not only the mother's family, but even the mother quieted down.

The girl looked around, pointed at Xiao Xiaotian and said, "Take off your shirt!"

"Why mine?"

"Because of your cleanliness. You don't look at two lives and can't even give up a piece of clothing, do you?"

"I'm a doctor, too!"

"That's best, take it off!" the girl smiled and stretched out her hand.

Xiao Xiaotian had no choice but to take off his newly bought shirt and hand it to the young obstetrician and gynecologist.

The female doctor covered Xiao Xiaotian's shirt at the lower abdomen of the mother, blocking the scenery under the skirt, and then said, "I need to check it and listen to my instructions to breathe in a while!"

"Everyone disperses! If you don't want to disperse, turn your back! Especially the men!" Xiao Xiaotian beckoned to everyone.

"Then why don't you turn your back?" shouted someone in the crowd.

"I ...... I'm not a man, I'm a doctor! Doctors are gender-neutral!" Xiao Xiaotian quibbled, but fortunately, everyone was very cooperative and turned around.

"Thank you!" the obstetrician and gynecologist smiled.

Xiao Xiaotian waved his hand again and again: "You continue! Patient first!"

"Okay, you're going to help in that moment!"

The female doctor didn't wait for Xiao Xiaotian to agree, and reached out to take off the patient's skirt, but fortunately, Xiao Xiaotian's shirt covered it, so that it would not go away.

"My wife, is she okay?" said the patient's family uneasily.

"Don't worry about yourself!" the female doctor comforted: "Two doctors are guarding, what are you afraid of? Your task is to comfort your wife, hold her hand, and comfort her when she hurts for a while." ”

As she spoke, the female doctor reached out to probe the mother's private parts.

Miyaguchi opened three fingers...... How long has it been like this?"

The patient's family wiped a cold sweat and thought for a while: "Thirty minutes." No, it's forty minutes. No, maybe fifty minutes!"

"How long is it? Do you have a good number?" the female doctor frowned.

"Well, it's an hour!" said the patient's family, holding his wife's hand, finally made up his mind.

"I don't know. Three fingers at the mouth of the uterus, this is the second stage of labor stagnation! If this continues, the child will die in it due to lack of oxygen! This is not good. Come, listen to me, inhale, hold it, force, down, yes, down!"

The mother blushed and her neck was thick, and she pressed down fiercely, and her husband's palm had been rounded and flattened several times.

"It's still not enough!" the female doctor sighed, wiped the sweat from her sideburns with her sleeve, and said, "It's still a little bit close, if only there was oxytocin, you can see the effect if you infuse half a bottle." ”

"That's it?" Xiao Xiaotian said: "Then maybe I have a way!"

Xiao Xiaotian said, squatted down, pinched the silver needle in his hand, and said, "Let's two doctors, let's figure out a way together." The patient is like this, I'm afraid I can't support the ambulance to arrive!"

"Hurry up?!! ”

Xiao Xiaotian quickly positioned himself, and used the needle technique of "Qu Zhimu" condensed by his own true qi to quickly pierce the patient's Hegu and Sanyin-Jiao. Quickly remove the patient's shoes and insert the needle into the vaginal point 0.1 inch next to the corner of the toenail on the outside of the little toe.

"Ahh

"Force!" the female doctor stretched out her hands on the private parts of the mother's lower abdomen, kept encouraging, and shouted with a smile on her face: "I have touched the head of the fetus!"