"Alas, I was expecting to earn 1,000 yuan from here and pay my mother's living expenses for next month, but who knows if I will die here now. ”

Zhai Yitao wanted to cry without tears, he, a beautiful woman who had just graduated from college, was going to die in this dark place today?

It's so painful, isn't it?

"You're embarrassed to say, if it weren't for your skills not enough, would I have been implicated by you here?"

Zhang Wei listened to Zhai Yitao's complaint and couldn't help but complain, You are embarrassed to say these things.

"Alas, now I don't even have to write a suicide note, in case someone else finds out, the two of us die here, if you think that the two of us are martyred, it will really be ......"

Zhai Yitao seemed to think of something bad, and shook his head, wanting to get this idea out of his mind.

"Don't worry, I have already called the police before I came to save you, and even if I am discovered, I will not be characterized as such a strange phenomenon. ”

Zhang Wei couldn't help but complain, what the hell is the disgust in your tone just now, with me so handsome to accompany you, are you still dissatisfied?

"Alas, if I really die, who buys persimmons for my grandma, and my mother, she will live by collecting my rent, I still have a lot of things to do, I really shouldn't, tomorrow and tomorrow will ......"

Zhai Yitao completely ignored Zhang Wei next to him, and began to think about it frantically.

"Alas, no one can hear it now, and there is no way to even write a suicide note. ”

What the hell, what do you mean that no one hears, am I not human, I'm such a handsome guy, sitting next to you, don't you react at all?

"Come, you want to write a suicide note, come on, come on, there is no pen, but there is a voice recorder, you can record what you want to say, maybe you may be found after you die. ”

Zhang Wei took out a voice recorder from the hidden pocket of his clothes and handed it to Zhai Yitao.

"Really, how do you use this thing. ”

Zhai Yitao took the recorder with some joy, and after fiddling with it twice, he found that he couldn't use it, and asked Zhang Wei.

"That way, now you can say it. ”

Zhang Wei pressed the record button, indicating that Zhai Yitao can now record his last words.

"Mom, your lovely daughter is about to leave you, but you don't have to be sad, anyway, you and my dad are still young and can have another one, and I'm fed up with the days when you collect rent every day. ”

"Also, take a good look at my grandma, don't keep letting her eat those, I don't know what year it came out, I ate the eggs that Xiangjiang returned last time. ”

"It's not good for your health, and, Dad, I know it's hard for you to work outside, but you have to come back to accompany us occasionally, and the teacher called me and my mother and grandmother at home, and I feel really lonely. ”

"Really, come back to accompany my mother more, my mother misses you very much, I miss you very much, I don't dare to call you, I was beaten by you every day when I was a child, and I was afraid. ”

"Grandma, don't be sad, let my parents give birth to another one to accompany you, you will definitely prefer the new one. ”

"Also, Mom and Dad, Grandma, I really love you so much, really...... Woo (┯_┯)"

As she spoke, Zhai Yitao couldn't help crying, and when Zhang Wei saw her appearance, he couldn't help but pat her back and comfort her.

"Don't be so desperate, aren't you still alive now? If you live, there is still hope, maybe there will be salvation. ”

Zhai Yitao snorted twice and nodded.

"Is there anything else you want to say?" Zhang Wei looked silent, and Zhai Yitao asked.

Zhai Yitao nodded, took a breath of cool air, sobered up for a moment, and then called out directly.

"Wu Bin, you turtle bastard, Sun thief, turtle grandson, ****, *****, ***, ***, ******......"

In Zhang Wei's stunned gaze, Zhai Yitao spit out all the dirty words she had learned in her life.

"The two of us have been together for a year, you cheated eighteen times, zero times you confessed, you went out to open a house, you still took my account, fuck. ”

"You said that you men were not compasses in your last life, and you like to split your legs in this life. ”

Zhai Yitao looked at Zhang Wei angrily and asked, Zhang Wei looked at her angrily, with a confused face, what does it matter to me, I didn't split my legs, what are you asking me for.

"You scum things, bad things are all done by you, and you pretend to be a victim with me every day, if you have anything to say, you are busy, there is something, I am sick, just drink hot water and go to bed early. ”

"I'm such a big beauty, put it in front of you, but I'm going to die now, your uncle. ”

place, with this scene at this time, why does it feel as if I have also seen an RB action movie.

"You usually play so much outside, why don't you dare to pretend to be a domineering president when you come back. ”

"Even if you break up, you want to force me to say yes, okay, let's break up and never see each other again. ”

After speaking, Zhai Yitao threw the recorder in his hand to Zhang Wei, and then hugged his knee and began to cry again.

Seeing this, Zhang Wei could only pretend to be a domineering president and hugged Zhai Yitao and comforted him.

"Yes, there are so many Chinese people, 1.3 billion, and the number of men is estimated to be 6 or 700 million, if there are few scumbags who are mentally retarded, you think you are living in heaven. It's normal, look at the point, let's say I am, I'm a good man. ”

Zhang Wei boasted shamelessly, and Zhai Yitao couldn't help laughing when he heard this shameless words.

"Yes, it's just a little ugly. ”

"Alas, if you say this, I can sue you for slander, do you know, you are embarrassed to say that I am not handsome. ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, he was instantly unhappy, I was kind enough to comfort you, you actually slandered people's innocence out of thin air.

"It's okay, it seems to be a bit similar to the Falcon in the upcoming filming, and the Zhu Gege, I feel like I can't see it, by the way, you pretend to show me the classic movements of the Erkang. ”

Zhai Yitao suddenly thought of something and said to Zhang Wei.

"No, I'm going to die, so I don't want to do such a shameful thing. When Zhang Wei heard this, he immediately vetoed, I am not that Erkang.

It's just that that buddy looks more like me, just as handsome.

"I'm going to die anyway, and no one knows, come and ......"

Zhang Wei really couldn't resist Zhai Yitao, so he reluctantly put on a pose and said.

"Ziwei, wait a minute!"

"No, you have to show your nostrils. ”

"I'm not a professional, don't ask for so much. Zhang Wei complained.

"The last wish of the beautiful girl before she dies, fulfill it. ”

Damn, it's like who's going to die.

"Ziwei!"

"Hahaha, it's really similar. ”

Cut, you don't know where the most exciting thing about the new version is, everyone else is overflowing.

"Why, don't be scared. ”

"Anyway, it's all dead, isn't there someone else with me? It's just that this way of dying is too miserable. Zhai Yitao couldn't help but lean towards Zhang Wei, it was too cold.

"By the way, don't you have anything to say?"

"No, I'm an orphan, I don't have any relatives, and the important thing is that I haven't bought insurance yet...... I don't have any money to pay ...... if I die."

Zhang Wei complained expressionlessly, why does he always feel a bleak feeling.

"There are always friends, girlfriends, don't tell me, you're so old that you haven't been in a relationship yet. ”

"Yes, I said okay. ”

Zhang Wei really couldn't stand Zhai Yitao's verbosity, and he really had something to say, so he took out the recorder.

"Qiao Lan, you crow's beak ......"