In front of his mother, Feng Han didn't dare to be presumptuous, and Xiaoxing later taught "Two Tigers" to smear the soles of his feet, leaving only Xiao Nuomi, who admired Feng Han more and more, and Su Su, who was a little jealous.

When he returned to school, he didn't know that trouble was going to find him.

In the Chinese Teaching and Research Office, the Chinese teachers of each class in the second year of high school are working here, and the summer homework does not need to be graded and judged wrongly.

In Dongyang No. 1 Middle School, every time the exam or winter and summer vacation is over, there will be a large number of excellent essays, the school has opened up an area, called Sanjiang Pavilion, and those excellent large and small compositions are copied and posted in Sanjiang Pavilion for students to enjoy and learn, among which the top excellent will also appear in the school newspaper every month.

Class 16 Chinese teacher and head teacher Li Yan shook her head while turning, coping, all coping, she looked enviously at the second year of high school Chinese group leader Zu who was smiling while reading, the level of other students is high, and they will definitely be able to produce a few good essays on Sanjiang Pavilion.

Flipping and flipping, Teacher Li flipped to Feng Han's, her attitude towards sports students is laissez-faire, just as a guest who came to her class to listen, but she didn't expect Feng Han's first small essay to really retain her attention, after reading it, she just couldn't cry or laugh, what the hell, goose goose goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add scoop water, light the fire and cover the pot.

Let you stew a goose!

However, then seeing the big essay below, Teacher Li finally became angry, she had seen such a fool, she had never seen such a fool, this long more than 1,000 words except for the beginning and end of the first and second grades, the rest turned out to be - all!

"I'm so angry!" Teacher Li Yan slapped on the table, and finally succeeded in getting the other teachers' ideas.

Everyone put down the homework book in their hands and asked, "What's wrong with Mr. Li?"

Teacher Li first recited the crooked poem and sang the goose, everyone laughed, and Teacher Zu Xiao commented: "At least the level of Luo Bingwang's five years old, not bad, not bad." ”

Teacher Li Yan said: "The most annoying thing is the following article, I will read it to you, you have to endure it." ”

Mr. Li first repeated the dialogue between "I" and "Xiong Di" at the beginning, and then began to "I invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roasted duck, roasted chickens, roasted goose, braised pigs, braised ducks, sauced chicken, bacon, Songhua tripies, dried meat, sausages, assorted Supan, smoked chicken and white belly......"

Mr. Li read slowly, and the words were very clear, and everyone felt a little ...... when they listened to it Hungry~

It's all the names of the dishes, and they're all delicious!

"Teacher Li, wait a minute," a male teacher surnamed Guo interrupted her, "I think this essay is more appropriate for me to read, I am from the north." ”

When he took the homework book and saw the content behind, he knew why Mr. Li was angry, but he was full of interest, starting from the beginning, he was quick to speak, and he arrived at "Red Balls, White Balls, South Fried Balls, Four Happiness Balls, Three Fresh Balls, Rice Balls, Shrimp Balls, Fish Breast Balls, Fried Croquettes, Tofu Balls." ”

A teacher surnamed Luo secretly wiped the corners of his mouth, he usually likes to eat meatballs, but he has never heard of so many kinds of meatballs, okay!

Mr. Guo is known for his quick mouth, but after so long, the dish name stage has only progressed to "red elbow, white elbow, smoked elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, pot roasted elbow, grilled elbow strips, ......"

Wow, it's hard to eat! It's still early for dinner, but everyone is starting to feel hungry~

You can't be a vegetarian, an old teacher has a bad stomach, just came up with this idea, Mr. Guo read "sugar dumplings, shredded yams, sugar stewed lotus seeds, stuffed yams, almond cheese...... The old man nodded, a satisfied!

Everyone's gluttony was hooked up by this composition, and they devoted themselves to listening to the composition, a newly recruited young female teacher quietly tore open her potato chip package, she couldn't help it, and wanted to pad it.

A teacher who grew up by the sea thought to himself, is there any seafood?

Yes!

“…… Stir-fried shrimp roe, boiled crab roe, fried crab, fried crab, bergamot sea cucumber...... "Wow, and bergamot sea cucumber!

A female teacher thought to herself, is there soup, they southerners love to drink soup, and there are also, "...... Milk soup, wing soup, three-silk soup ......"

"Stir-fried silver needles, eight-treasure hazelnut sauce!" When he said this, Mr. Guo had to take a breath, and then suddenly burst out the last stanza, "Yellow croaker pot, cabbage pot, assorted pot, glutinous rice ball, chrysanthemum pot, chowder pot, boiled dumpling pot...... Plus pickled blue silk!"

Finally, add a paragraph "Xiong Di pulled me with a hara and said: Let's go, let's go, I want to eat steamed deer tail!"

"On the bed, Xiong Di's daughter-in-law, Lu Haoge, followed Xiong Di, who was talking in his sleep, is a kick: still eat the deer tail, eat my deer paw!"

Teacher Guo, who was still unsatisfied, wiped the corners of his mouth, "I'm done, I'll have a problem now, who will solve it for dinner, the canteen can't satisfy me anymore!"

"Yes, I suddenly want to eat meatballs!"

"Elbows are king!"

"Don't you think stewed goose is not bad~"

Looking at the teachers with hippie smiling faces, Li Yan said angrily: "Teachers, doesn't this make people angry, how can there be such a fool!"

A female teacher next to her was very curious, "Teacher Li, does this classmate own a restaurant at home?"

Teacher Guo shook his head: "I think it may be the imperial kitchen, how can there be such delicious dishes in ordinary restaurants, I have never heard of many of them!"

Teacher Li Yan collapsed, "That's not the point, okay, the point is to fool! This kind of student is so infuriating, this is a writing essay, what a wit!"

Teacher Zu hurriedly comforted Li Yan, "This kind of student doesn't think about his future, and you don't need to be angry with him, by the way, who is this, such a weird talent." ”

"And talent, the sports student who often wins awards for the school, Feng Han!" Li Yan snorted.

"Oh, he, he doesn't run a restaurant at home~" Someone said, obviously many people know that his stepfather is Han Shiqun, the editor-in-chief of the most famous local magazine.

Mr. Guo is still sighing, "I can write the names of so many dishes that look delicious, and I am also convinced, you say, has he eaten them all?"

"I'm afraid it's hard to see it all, right?" someone responded.

After hearing Feng Han's name, Zu Xiao didn't mix it anymore, he held Wang Guolu's homework in his hand, "Let me share with you a poem made by a student in the bamboo class, it's quite talented." ”

"Okay, Niannian. ”

Listen to a bamboo, I hope to go to the greasy, I listened to too many elbows just now~

"Entering the water and moving light, emptying the green shadow spring.

Revison bamboo shoots, moss-colored frost roots.

Weaving can bear fragrant sweat, cutting can be fishing brocade scales.

Sanliang was used, and one section was given to the king's grandson. How about it, the first half of the songs, the second half of the words, quite Tang style rhyme. Zu Xiao said with emotion.

Everyone applauded after listening to it, and asked who wrote it, and when they heard Wang Guolu, they couldn't help but sigh, they had never heard of this name before, and the bamboo class was talented again!

At this time, Teacher Li Yan was still looking at Feng Han's homework, just now it was just the first set of papers, a total of six sets, and there were 10 large and small essays in the back, she wanted to see what else this kid had.

However, the more I looked at it, the more I was shocked, not that the writing was poor, but that it was really good! When I saw the small composition of the fourth set of papers, Mr. Zu had just reported the name of Wang Guolu, and Mr. Li Yan directly slapped the homework on the table, "I'm so angry!"

"Teacher Li, what's wrong?" asked Teacher Guo.

Li Yan shook the homework book in her hand, "This Feng Han, he is not just fooling, he also copys! Copy it, even copy the composition, this is too bottomless!"

Some people say that the bottom line of copying homework is to copy even the process meticulously, and copying composition is probably breaking through the bottom line, and it is simply the scum of the homework industry!

"What's going on?" everyone asked.

Li Yan handed Feng Han's homework to Teacher Zu Xiao to read, "Look at the composition of the second volume, the third volume, is this what he can write, and the fourth piece of this Yongzhu poem, this is obviously copied from your class Wang Guolu! Not a word is bad!"

That's right, Feng Han later used the poem written at the wedding here, and Wang Guolu's classmates coincided with his thoughts.

Wang Guolu just felt that his writing was too bad, which was first and foremost, but he didn't expect it to be so good that Mr. Zu read it in public and sent it to Sanjiang Pavilion, so it was exposed all of a sudden.

In fact, if you copy your summer homework, the teachers can turn a blind eye, after all, they won't look at these homework, but Feng Han's kind of copying even the composition, and it is suspected that it is all plagiarized, it is too unforgivable, Mr. Li originally wanted to find him, but unfortunately, the ugly class was in a computer class.

So the copied bitter lord Wang Guolu was invited by Zu Xiao into the office of the language group......