Chapter 695 - Head Coach of the General Administration of Sports

"The three of you have been surrounded, and those who know each other should quickly hand over the valuable things on your body and surrender! Otherwise, ten minutes, no! After five minutes, we will tear up the ticket!" said the burly man at the head arrogantly.

"Huh. Zhang Xiaohao smiled playfully.

"Stinky boy, what are you laughing at?" the tattooed man at the head wondered.

"Dude, are you a tease invited by the monkey?" Zhang Xiaohao smiled.

"Monkey, monkey, what's his surname?" asked the tattooed man, who was the leader, puzzled.

"Haha......" Hearing his words, Zhang Xiaohao looked up to the sky and laughed.

"Stinky boy, what are you laughing at?" the tattooed man at the head wondered.

"Don't you want to know, what's that monkey's last name? I'll tell you. Zhang Xiaohao said seriously.

"Say, what's his last name?" said the tattooed man at the head.

"His surname is Sun, and his name is Wukong!" Zhang Xiaohao said solemnly.

"Monkey King, why do I think this name is familiar, as if I've heard it somewhere. The tattooed man at the head said with a frown.

"Big brother, he's kidding you! Monkey King, isn't that the one played in the movie?"

"Grass! stinky boy, you dare to play with me, you are looking for death!" said the tattooed man at the head.

"You asked me yourself, do you blame me?" Zhang Xiaohao shrugged.

"Hmph! Dare to quarrel with me, boy, you are not small! You are waiting for me here, I will go back to find someone now!"

"Okay, I'll wait for you here, you go back and find someone!" Zhang Xiaohao said with a smile.

"Brothers, let's go! "Led by the tattooed Dahan Dao.

After speaking, with a wave of his palm, he turned around and left with a group of younger brothers.

As soon as he took a few steps, the tattooed man at the head stopped again.

"Damn, what do I think, something doesn't seem right!" said the tattooed man at the head with a frown.

"Big brother, we're here to rob him!" why are you arguing with him?" the little brother just now was puzzled.

"Grass, how can I forget this stubble, we are here to rob, what the hell am I going back to a bird!" the tattooed man at the head scolded.

At that moment, with a group of younger brothers, he turned around again murderously and surrounded Zhang Xiaohao and the three of them.

"Boy, you are so bold! you dare to fool me!" said the tattooed man angrily.

"Playing with you? No, I've been standing here so well, why am I just playing with you!" Zhang Xiaohao said playfully.

"Grass, then why did you just say that I was invited by a monkey?" the tattooed man asked rhetorically.

"Isn't this what you said yourself?" Zhang Xiaohao said seriously.

"Did I really say it myself?" the tattooed man wondered.

"That's a must!" Zhang Xiaohao said with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Really?" the tattooed man still didn't believe it.

"Of course, you look at your long body, big shoulders and thick waist, at first glance, you are a fierce man with explosive strength, who dares to play with you? I don't want to live, right?" Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Well, even if you kid still has a little vision, you can even make you realize my few advantages. The tattooed man said proudly.

"There is one more thing, I want to tell you solemnly!" Zhang Xiaohao said solemnly.

"What's the matter?" the tattooed man wondered.

"Well, I'm the head coach of the General Administration of Sports of the People's Republic of China, isn't this the next Olympics going to be held? I'm thinking about it, select a few masters from the private sector to come out, participate in the Olympics, and win all the gold medals!" Zhang Xiaohao said seriously.

"Is that just you? Are you still the head coach of the General Administration of Sports of China? Are you sure you kid didn't make me happy?" said the tattooed man.

"Don't you believe it?" Zhang Xiaohao asked rhetorically.

"You're so foolish when I don't read much, aren't you?" the tattooed man asked rhetorically.

Zhang Xiaohao smiled mysteriously and took out a red document from his pocket.

Pointing to the national emblem on the red certificate, he said, "Have you seen this?"

"Five-Star Red Flag, are you kidding me?" said the tattooed man angrily.

"What about the small print below?" Zhang Xiaohao asked again.

"Grass, boy, you're kidding me, aren't you? Didn't I tell you already? I didn't graduate from elementary school, they know me, I'm not them!" said the tattooed man angrily.

"Which of you knows how to read?" Zhang Xiaohao shouted at his group of younger brothers.

"I know a little!" exclaimed Blackie.

"Okay, it's up to you, you come and tell him how to pronounce this line of small print. Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Big brother, this line of small characters is called the General Administration of Sports of China!"

"Are you sure?" the tattooed man asked rhetorically.

"Well, I'm sure, but there are a few words that my gym teacher didn't teach me and I don't know them. Xiao Hei said truthfully.

"Okay, there's nothing for you here, you can go down!" said the tattooed man.

After speaking, he looked at Zhang Xiaohao, stared at him with wide eyes, and looked at him seriously.

After a few minutes, the expression on the tattooed man's face changed, and he said with a flattering smile.

"Are you really the head coach of the General Administration of Sports of China?"

"Yes, is there something wrong?" Zhang Xiaohao said with a curl of the corners of his mouth.

Thump!

The tattooed man fell directly to his knees on the ground.

"Grass, what are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you kneel for the eldest brother quickly. The tattooed man snorted coldly.

"Big brother, we're here to rob, why are we kneeling?"

"Grass! I told you to kneel and kneel, where is there so much nonsense? If you dare to be blind again, be careful that I cut him!" said the tattooed man.

Facing the angry eyes of the tattooed man, a group of younger brothers knelt down directly.

"Big brother, do you know? I have had a dream since I was a child, I want to participate in the Olympic Games, big brother, do you think I am suitable? Can I represent the country and participate in the Olympic Games? Win glory for the country and win the gold medal?" said the tattooed man hopefully.

"Just now I remember that some people broke my car and wanted to rob me!" Zhang Xiaohao played.

"Ahh "Tattoo big man road.

Immediately stood up from the ground, waved his palm domineeringly, and roared angrily.

"What are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you hurry up and help my eldest brother repair the car!"

"Ahh

Smack!

"Grass, in the end, I'm the eldest brother, or are you the eldest brother, I will repair the car for Lao Tzu when I ask you to repair the car, and then dare to ask why, Lao Tzu, I will smoke you to death!" The tattooed man pumped his two big mouths with his backhand.

"Ah......h

"What's the matter, hurry up!" the tattooed man scolded again.

At that moment, a group of younger brothers took out the tools to repair the car from the bushes on the side, ran over, removed the damaged tires, and repaired them on the spot.

(End of chapter)