Chapter 066: The villain will be slapped in the face if he pretends to be forced
CCTV 3 variety show channels are the organizers and founders of this sketch contest.
Because of the large number of applicants, the audition was arranged to be held simultaneously on the 11th-15th floors of the CCTV Radio and Television Building.
There are two studios on each floor, making a total of 10 studios, which can provide 10 sets of sketches for performances at the same time.
Each group of performances will be filmed on the spot, and after the performance, it will be directly uploaded to the official website for the majority of netizens to watch.
After registering an account, each netizen has a vote to vote for the program you think is the best, and the voting time is for a week.
A week later, the top 32 will be ranked according to the voting results, and even if they pass the audition, they will officially enter the competition stage to participate in the recording of the program, and then it will be broadcast on TV.
The time is a bit tight, there are only two weeks from the audition to the official recording of the show, and all the contestants who sign up for the competition must complete the performance within a week, and then upload it to the official website for a week-long netizen voting.
The top 32 were voted by netizens, which is also the fairness, justice and openness of the competition emphasized by CCTV, and there will be no favoritism, black-box operations and other shady scenes.
At 8 o'clock in the morning, the square in front of the CCTV Radio and Television Building was already crowded.
Qin Luo rode a bicycle and galloped all the way, Lu Yao sat behind, looking happy and happy, and even sang:
"Sweet honey, you smile sweetly, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze......"
Qin Luo panted and pedaled hard, and said without looking back: "I'm still smiling sweetly, I can't even cry now." ”
"Hmph, you're tired of riding so much? Lu Yao patted him on the back with his hand, and then saw a sea of people in the square across the road, urging, "Hold on a little longer, it's almost there." ”
"I just don't have the strength in my legs, and I can't see blindly. Qin Luo looked at the radio and television building across the road, gritted his teeth, and used his strength to ride across the zebra crossing.
"Hey, comrade, please stop. At this time, a traffic policeman who was maintaining traffic order came over and stopped Qin Luo's bicycle.
It was precisely because I knew that a competition was being held in the Radio and Television Building, and there must be a lot of people, so four traffic policemen were dispatched to maintain order.
Chirping.
Qin Luo braked urgently, Lu Yao was caught off guard, and hit it directly, with his chest against his back.
"What's wrong?" Lu Yao poked his head out from behind Qin Luo, looking puzzled.
"Don't you know that bicycles are not allowed to carry people on public transport routes?" said the traffic policeman with a serious face.
"Ahh Qin Luo was dumbfounded, he had never ridden a bicycle on the road before, and he really didn't know that there was such a rule.
"I don't know. Lu Yao also shook his head.
The traffic police looked at Lu Yao, who was still sitting in the back seat, and said with a smile, "You come down first." ”
"Oooh. Lu Yao's face turned red and she hurriedly got off the bike.
"I'm sorry, I really didn't know that bicycles couldn't carry people on the road. Qin Luo hurriedly explained, "Actually, this bicycle is a prop for us to participate in the sketch competition this time, and it is not easy to bring, so we just rode it directly."
"You can't carry people on the road, how dangerous it is. The traffic police are still very reasonable, "But you are a first-time offender, and there are extenuating circumstances, so this time it is just a verbal criticism and education for you, and next time don't ride people again." ”
"Okay, okay, I'll keep that in mind. Qin Luo nodded hurriedly.
After the traffic police dealt with it, they turned around and continued their duties.
Qin Luo didn't ride anymore, anyway, he arrived after crossing the road, so he immediately got out of the car and pushed it, and crossed the zebra crossing with Lu Yao to the opposite side.
Chirping.
At this moment, a BMW X5 stopped from far and near, and the last handsome drift stopped on the side, and stopped gorgeously at Qin Luo's feet, and the rear wheels were only about 5 cm away from the surface of his feet.
Qin Luo was taken aback, thinking that this was a competitor who was going to carry out a pre-game assassination and get himself out of the game in advance.
The windows rolled down, revealing a smug smile on his face.
"Yaoyao, you came here on his bicycle? I knew you told me, and I was going to pick you up. Zhou Mi ignored Qin Luo and said flatteringly to Lu Yao.
There is a saying that I would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle.
Zhou Mi really couldn't understand why Lu Yao would fall in love with Qin Luo, a poor and white face!
My BMW X5 drove out, which girl is not a moth to the fire to drill into the car!
And he also deliberately learned a few drift techniques, thieves pull the wind, and every time he uses it, he can attract more adoring eyes from beautiful cuties.
The drift side parking he performed just now has a difficulty coefficient of 5 stars, a wind pull coefficient of 5 stars, and a pretend coefficient of 10 stars.
Lu Yao glanced at him, then looked behind him, and reminded him kindly, "It's very dangerous for you to drive like this." ”
"Do you care about me?" Zhou Mi glanced at her and said confidently, "But don't worry, I've practiced this trick for a long time, and I've used it a few times, and I've never had an accident." ”
"Really?" a voice came from the co-pilot's side.
Zhou Mi turned his head to look, and his face suddenly froze.
Just that traffic policeman.
"This comrade, please show your driver's license and driving license. The traffic police looked at him with a serious face, "Your drifting behavior just now violates Article 22 of the Road Traffic Safety Law: motor vehicle drivers should abide by the provisions of road traffic safety laws and regulations, and drive safely and civilly in accordance with the operation specifications." A fine of $200 is imposed. ”
"In addition, you are pressing the zebra crossing to park, which is illegal parking. A penalty of 3 points and a fine of 200 is imposed. ”
Thoughtful: "......"
Burst.
Poof.
Qin Luo and Lu Yao couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Haha, don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be struck by lightning!
pretended to be forced one second, and was punished by the traffic police the next second, this slap in the face came too quickly like a tornado.
Qin Luo looked at Zhou Mi with a "sympathetic" expression, and then reminded, "You hurry up and cooperate with the traffic police, don't delay time, let's go over there and wait for you first." ”
Lu Yao also winked at him, "Hurry up." ”
Zhou Mi sat in the car, looked at the two people who blended into the crowd, and then turned his head to look at the traffic policeman who was staring at him with a serious face, wanting to cry without tears.
"I'm pretending to be a force, who is messing with whom?!"
Hehe, Zhou Mi obviously doesn't know that there is a sentence: the villain will be slapped in the face if he pretends to be forced!