Chapter 815: The Fat Man Submits to the Soft
In the next time, under Liu Xiaoye's dumbfounded gaze, under the eyes of the four-eyed fat piglet who was about to collapse, Xia Haoran squatted there and waved the chopsticks in his hand, and kept picking vegetables in his mouth......
The table full of dishes was almost all eaten by Xia Haoran! That's it, not counting the empty wine bottles discarded on the ground.
"Whale Appetite!"
Liu Xiaoye muttered to herself in her heart.
Although the dishes in high-end hotels are more important than quantity, the dishes for ten people are by no means a small amount for ordinary people. It's just that he met Xia Haoran.
Xia Haoran finally put down the chopsticks in his hand, but grabbed a bottle of fine wine and poured it like that. At the end, he wiped his mouth, burped contentedly, and said, "So-so, barely have a seven-point full." β
"Plop ......"
Liu Xiaoye fell down on the sofa, and in Xia Haoran's confused gaze, Liu Xiaoye sat up again with his forehead in his hand, and said with some tears and laughter: "I said Xia Haoran, you haven't eaten for decades?
"Well, this is a very serious question, let me think about it before answering you. After speaking, Xia Haoran thought about it and stopped talking.
One minute.
Two minutes.
Three minutes later, Liu Xiaoye was surprised to find that Xia Haoran was still thinking hard. So, she couldn't help but cover her mouth with her little hand and laughed coquettishly: "Xia Haoran, I found you really interesting." With such a simple question, do you still need to think about it for so long?"
"Neither nor not!"
Xia Haoran shook his head lightly and said with a smile: "I'm not thinking about that question, but thinking about whether to tell you the truth." As you know, in these days, to tell the truth, it is annoying, and the truth is contrary to the ear, and if it is a lie, it is not my style, and I am also very embarrassed......"
"Stop, stop!"
Liu Xiaoye waved his hand again and again, and said angrily: "Xia Haoran, why did I suddenly find out that you have a very poor mouth! By the way, you just ate so much food, why is your belly not bulging at all, it is really unreasonable." After speaking, this Nizi directly stretched out her jade hand and touched it directly towards Xia Haoran's belly.
"Ahh
"Xia Haoran, you ......" Liu Xiaoye bit her silver teeth, and a pair of apricot eyes glared at Xia Haoran fiercely.
"What are you?" Xia Haoran rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Also, what did you call it just now? Is it a sin to eat too much, are you cursing me for being a 'rice bucket' in disguise......?"
"No!" Liu Xiaoye stuck out her tongue mischievously and said, "I'm just curious." No matter how hungry a man is, he will not eat so much food! Besides, you have drunk so much wine, I wonder how your stomach fits. Even if your digestive system is good, the food is digested and absorbed as soon as it enters your stomach, but I haven't seen you go to the toilet!"
"Ahem......"
Xia Haoran was really defeated by this girl.
Cultivators naturally can't be treated with common sense. However, he wouldn't be able to say that he was a cultivator, and he was also an out-of-body cultivator, right?
It stands to reason that when a person's cultivation breaks through to the Jindan stage, he can supply himself by absorbing the free aura between heaven and earth, and he does not need to absorb nutrients through food. However, because of this, once this kind of person really opens his belly to eat and drink, it is definitely a bottomless pit.
Xia Haoran shook his head lightly, laughed dryly and said, "Okay, let's not discuss this topic." You just need to know that I have a lot of skills, and what is more than being able to eat and drink. β
"For example?" asked Liu Xiaoye, tilting his head.
"For example, I know why your ex-boyfriend is perverted but has to send you to someone else's bed. Xia Haoran glanced at Liu Xiaoye and said lightly: "A man is like a cat, you put a fat salted fish in front of his eyes, but you don't let him eat it in his mouth, you are going to suffocate into a pervert." β
"What do you mean?" Liu Xiaoye was slightly stunned and asked with a confused face.
"Because, you're still a virgin. β
Xia Haoran smiled and said, "It's hard to believe that in today's impetuous era, there is still a girl like you." If I heard me right, you should have said that you two met when you were in college, right? It's unbelievable that you've just stopped holding hands and kissing each other all these years. β
Xia Haoran ...... You are shameless!" Liu Xiaoye's face was suddenly flushed when he was said, and he scolded in a high-decibel voice.
"Toothless?"
Xia Haoran couldn't help but fight back: "I said girl, don't talk nonsense with your eyes open." See for yourself, I'm so beautiful with big white teeth, how can I be 'toothless'?" After speaking, Xia Haoran deliberately put his mouth over and laughed at the same time.
Xia Haoran is very happy!
He found that it was really a great pleasure to stay away from cultivation for a while, to free himself from the trivialities of troubles, and to occasionally "flirt" with ordinary little girls!
It's just that this kind of thing buys Xia Haoran to move and do it casually, if it is really consciously done by him in his heart, but it turns out to be meaningless.
"That'...... That, how do you know?" asked Liu Xiaoye with a flushed face.
In fact, Liu Xiaoye didn't want to mention this somewhat embarrassing question. It's just that Xia Haoran's words are like a chicken feather constantly scratching in her heart, making her subconsciously want to know how Xia Haoran knows about herself as a girl.
"Haven't you heard of the term 'reading countless women'?" Xia Haoran deliberately pretended to be very lustful and very experienced, and said: "It's because I'm 'countless maidens', so, you should know without me explaining......"
"Shameless!
Originally, she wanted to scold words such as "scumbag" and "scumbag", but she was surprised to find that although her mouth was flowery, Xia Haoran's eyes were surprisingly calm, and a faint smile appeared in the depths of her eyes...... Combined with the other party's previous performance, it is not difficult for Liu Xiaoye to guess that this Xia Haoran deliberately said this to amuse himself.
This is a mysterious man!
Dining alone in the hotel box, as well as the awe-inspiring and elusive methods before, Liu Xiaoye has every reason to prove this.
"Well, what you said is not wrong at all, it is sauce purple!" Regarding Liu Xiaoye's coquettish scolding, Xia Haoran didn't care, but said with a smile.
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Boom!
At that moment, the box door was kicked open from the outside for the fourth time......
Xia Haoran's eyelids rolled, and his heart couldn't help but mourn for this door festival. To be patronized in such a short period of time is a great sorrow for the 'protΓ©gΓ©'!
A group of people walked in, and the team in front of them was obviously larger than the one led by the four-eyed fat piggy before. Take a closer look, Liu Xiaoye's 'ex-boyfriend' Li Jianren, and the middle-aged man who spoke harshly about the country before are also among them.
The next moment.
When they saw the scene in the box, everyone's eyes shrank sharply. Several sturdy men dressed in black and wearing sunglasses quickly surrounded a man in his thirties with a figure-eight beard at the core of the group.
The bearded man secretly touched a handful of cold sweat, and then looked at the four-eyed fat pig cub kneeling in the box and said coldly: "Eight grids! What a group of rice buckets, can't even do such a trivial matter?"
After speaking, he glanced back at the middle-aged man beside him and said, "Chi Renjun, is this what you just said about good public security?
The group had been waiting in another box before.
In their opinion, it is not easy to let the four-eyed fat piglet take several skilled bodyguards to catch a little girl who is powerless. But as time went by, they couldn't wait for the first and couldn't go back, and that's why they came over collectively.
It's just that when they opened the door and saw such a strange scene in the box, they were all stunned!
Mr. Yingze's assistant, the four-eyed fat piglet, knelt quietly on the floor, and the bodyguards he led were lying in a few corners of the box at the moment, not knowing whether they were dead or alive. At the dining table, a young man and woman were eating and drinking, looking very happy.
"No, Mr. Yingze, things are not what you imagined! Diao Min! This person must be Diao Min, I'll call him and arrest him!" After speaking, Wu Chiren took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call.
The next second.
A chopstick suddenly appeared in front of his eyes and pierced the palm of his hand, and the mobile phone he was holding fell to the ground with a "pop".
"Ah...... Whew......"
The pain and horror in his heart, Wu Chiren suddenly lost his original calmness and composure, and howled loudly.
"Since they're all here, it's the best, and I don't have to look for you one by one. Xia Haoran raised his eyebrows, and said lightly: "Don't think about leaving when you come, kneel down! I want to hear it today, where do you guys come from?"
Next, under Liu Xiaoye's surprised gaze, the group of people at the door followed closely behind the four-eyed fat piglet, and knelt on the floor "obediently".
Xia Haoran's gaze swept over the four-eyed fat piglet, and said with a smile: "Dead fat man, have you thought about it now? Do you honestly explain the truth to me? Or do you plan to continue to experience the beauty just now and carry ...... with me?"
"Say, I say!"
Before Xia Haoran finished speaking, the four-eyed fat piglet shouted loudly with tears and snot rolling down his nose: "Uncle, I will say everything! β