"Now we have asked Comrade Zheng Tong to make a speech on his release from prison! Everyone applauds!" Zhong Yuemin stood on the coffee table in their living room, happily presiding.

There were more than a dozen spectators below, such as Qian Fatzi, Wang Laosan, Zhou Haiyang, Ermao, Zhou Xiaobai, Luo Yun, etc., and everyone coaxed.

Zheng Tong shook his hand: "Oh, don't do it, it's not a glorious thing to go to the bureau for a night······"

"Honorable, it's definitely not glorious for others to enter the bureau, it's especially glorious for the two of you to shoot your mother-in-law in the bureau, everyone wants to hear from you now, isn't it!" Zhong Yuemin will definitely not let him go today.

"That's it, let's talk about it!"

Zheng Tong was still twisting, he didn't want his already lost face to be ruthlessly thrown away again.

Yuan Jun finally finished eating a plate of steamed buns, drank a pot of water to swallow the food in his throat, and burped: "Finally full!"

"Zheng Tong doesn't say it, or you can talk about it!" Zhang Haiyang pushed Yuan Jun.

"Just say it, I'm implicated anyway. Yuan Jun said and pushed Zheng Tong to the side, he hated it, he had been hungry from noon yesterday to this morning, so he blamed Zheng Tong for being obsessed with his mind and having to shoot his mother-in-law.

I saw Yuan Jun standing on the coffee table, clasping his fists at everyone, quite like a flyover to buy strong pills: "The little brother's family has cut off food, please have money to hold a money field, and it's okay if you don't have money to give two steamed buns! ”

Yuan Jun said and narrowed his eyes, rubbing his stomach with a smile on Zhou Xiaobai and Luo Yun, how could there be such a shameless person.

"Hurry up, the steamed buns are enough, everyone will make it up for you!" The fat man was particularly supportive, and he couldn't wait to know Zheng Tong's troubles.

"At that time, I was hungry, so I wanted to go home, and I met that little girl on the way, I haven't seen it yet, Zheng Tong's eyes are straight, and I have to go up and talk to someone. ”

Zhou Xiaobai was dissatisfied: "Yuan Jun, why are you so vulgar, what a little girl, I think you just look down on women!"

"Oops, I was by that little ... Oh, the girl is angry, I must pay attention later, Miss Zhou is not giving two more steamed buns!"

"That's just like the words, you go on, if I'm happy, please eat meat buns. ”

Yuan Jun's saliva was about to come down, and he replied: "Look at it!"

"Where did you go?" Yuan Jun's mind finally turned back from the meat bun, "Yes, at that time, Zheng Tongfei said that he recognized the kindergarten classmates with that girl, and the girl could see Zheng Tong's ugly face at a glance, do you know what that girl said?"

The audience below cooperated: "What do you say?"

Yuan Jun learned the girl's tone: "I haven't been to kindergarten, let me go!"

"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed at Zheng Tong.

The fat man slapped the table: "Zheng Tong, why do you have this trick every time, this time the boat capsized in the gutter!"

Zheng Tong rolled his eyes in anger.

"Hey, Yuan Jun, tell us, how good-looking that girl is, is it worth Zheng Tong to be so shameless?" Luo Yun also came to join in the fun.

The fire of gossip in everyone's hearts burned|: "Tell me, how beautiful it is!"

"At first, I saw that Zheng Tong was so anxious, I really thought he had met a fairy daughter, but then I got closer and took a closer look, it was a soft and weak little girl, and she hadn't opened it yet!"

"Cut~"

Zhong Yuemin said with a smile: "Zheng Tong likes this number!"

Zheng Tong said stiffly: "What do you know, such a little girl has a taste!"

"What does it smell like, garlic?" said the fat man, sneering.

"Huh~" Zhou Xiaobai and Luo Yun couldn't stand it a little: "Yuan Jun, you go on, there are meat buns." ”

Later, the girl was not happy to continue to deal with Zheng Tong, and shouted the police uncle behind our backs seriously, which startled Zheng Tong, and Zheng Tong explained at that time. Yuan Jun learned Zheng Tong's tone: "Comrade police, I am learning LF to do good deeds······"

"Hahaha······" There was laughter in the living room, and everyone was amused by Yuan Jun's vivid imitation.

"Actually, how can there be a policeman, when Zheng Tong reacts, that girl has already slipped away!" Yuan Junyou continued: "I think that people don't want to deal with us, we should also be interested and go home early for dinner." Zheng Tong didn't know if he had fallen into something, so he had to ride a bicycle to chase that girl. ”

Yuan Jun sold the guanzi and paused for a while,

"What happened?"

"yes, tell me about ······"

"Zheng Tong is like a robot, pedaling the bicycle vigorously, I have never seen him work so hard. I was hungry, how could I ride a bicycle, and I was scolded by this kid, you said he was ruthless, all shameless?"

"Hurry up and talk about the back, stop talking nonsense!" everyone urged.

Yuan Jun said shamelessly: "Then there are two more meat buns?"

"Don't be insatiable, you want it again, I won't even give you the steamed buns before!" Zhong Yuemin shouted.

"Don't, I don't want meat buns, can't I, I must give steamed buns. "Yuan Jun was so hungry that he really didn't have the capital to negotiate.

"Steamed buns will definitely be given, you hurry up. ”

"I was riding behind, dizzy, and I couldn't figure out where I was chasing, and when I turned a corner, Zheng Tong and the girl were gone. I wonder where these two have gone. ”

"I hadn't gotten up more than 200 meters when suddenly a girl appeared in front of me with two police uncles. Yuan Jun sold Guan Zi and stopped again.

Zheng Tong looked pained at this time.

"Where did the police come from?" Zhang Haiyang asked.

"That's a good question, you ask Zheng Tong. ”

"Zheng Tong, tell me where the police jumped out of?" Zhang Haiyang turned his head and asked Zheng Tong.

Zheng Tong was forced by everyone, Yuan Jun had a mocking face, and said helplessly: "Let's just say, I was following that girl at the time, I was just riding a bicycle, and I plunged into a courtyard, and when I saw it clearly, it was too late, this is the police station." ”

"Hahaha..."

"Hahaha..."

"Police station..."

"He ran to the police station by himself..."

Everyone laughed crookedly, tears came out, and some screamed that their stomachs hurt.

Zheng Tong looked loveless.

"Uncle police arrested me by the way, I'm in the way, don't I just want to have a meal, as for letting me squat in the bureau and write a night for inspection!" Yuan Jun was still there and vomited bitterness.

"You didn't see Yuan Jun's face at that time, and you had to dissociate yourself from me on the spot. Zheng Tong was unwilling to become a laughing stock by himself, and exposed: "Yuan Jun, this guy, he said at the time, 'Zheng Tong, go to the bureau and explain to the police comrades, have a correct attitude, and strive to come out as soon as possible, I have something to do, go first', do you say this is human words?"

Yuan Jun defended: "I'm not trying to preserve my strength, we both fold it in, who will deliver food." Besides, it's not like I'm going to shoot my mother-in-law, I'm just for a meal, as for entering the bureau?"