It's always good to be able to fit into a new environment, and Chen Song's biggest concern before going abroad was being isolated in Iceland.

At that time, when he searched for the character of Icelanders on the Internet, what he found most was the two heavens of ice and fire, ice is indifference in the bones, which shows xenophobia, and fire is an explosion, which shows fierceness.

For example, the attitude towards the US military, since 1941, the US military has been stationed in Iceland to provide national defense, which makes Icelanders very dissatisfied, Reykjavik has a large-scale riot in the local area, men, women and children take advantage of the extreme night to attack, the military base road with shovels to dig potholes, and they also found a reason: digging mammoth ivory to make gifts for American soldiers.

In addition, from the time the U.S. troops arrived until they left in 2006, the Icelandic people treated them with a uniform expression: buying and selling Sima faces, asking Sima faces, and it is said that American soldiers faced Sima faces when they are prostitutes......

Fortunately, Chen Song did not have to face this dilemma.

His luck was very good, he met a good housekeeper, and Jiuzhou was relied on to cure Clay's stubborn disease, and the purpose of the priest's party this time was to find a way to bring him into the town, and he himself fought for strength and successfully completed the warrior test.

Among them, Brother Dao also helped him in the process of completing the verification of the warrior, and the sheep skull was finally gnawed off by Brother Dao.

Not to mention, this lamb face meat tastes really good.

The party went on until half past two in the afternoon, and a group of people left drunk, each getting into the car to leave.

Seeing this, Chen Song was shocked: "The police are here, you want to drink and drive?

Goble turned around and said, "The police are all drunk driving." ”

Instead, Goodsson didn't drink less, and he got on his Volkswagen and kicked the accelerator nowhere to be seen.

Chen Song is an honest man who abides by the law, and Bruce didn't drink, so he handed the steering wheel to Bruce.

After the car drove out, Bruce wondered, "Why does Clay keep chasing behind?"

Chen Song looked through the window and saw that this was really the case, so he waved his hand and said, "No need to send it, go back to my house to play." ”

Clay panted and shouted, "It's not for you, it's for Brother Dao, you left Brother Dao behind!"

Brother Dao walked on his calves and chased wildly while screaming......

The puppy got angry and shrank in the corner of the back seat and pulled the dog's face after getting into the car.

The pickup truck made its way through the town back down the manor trail, and then a golden car pulled sideways on the road.

Iceland is vast and sparsely populated, and the foundation works are just like that, and the road surface in many places in Liuying Town is not hardened, which is not as good as the domestic towns.

The manor path is not hardened, it is a sand road, but it is quite stylish, but it is a little too narrow.

The golden sedan stopped sideways, and the other cars didn't want to drive past, and there was no space left on the road to accommodate two dogs in parallel.

Chen Song recognized the car as Skylinson's Lexus, he slowly sat up in the passenger seat, and asked, "He deliberately blocked the road, right?"

As he spoke, he pushed open the door.

Bruce hurriedly grabbed him and said, "I'll call the police to deal with it, Mr. Chen, don't ......"

"No, no, no, no need to call the police. Chen Song waved his hand, "Don't worry, Lao Bu, I'll just go down and take a look, I won't cause trouble, you park the car at the intersection, let's go back." ”

Skylinson asked him for trouble several times, he couldn't bear it anymore, he didn't know how to pack the goods, but the goods took the initiative to contribute his car, but gave him the idea.

After Chen Song got out of the car, he walked to the car and walked around, and the figure of Skelinsson appeared, and he said bluntly: "Hey, Chinese guy, have you seen those two cameras? If you dare to touch my car this time, then wait to go to jail!"

The car stopped in front of his manor, and a camera protruded from each side of the door, monitoring the surrounding space without blind spots.

Chen Song glanced at the camera and smiled: "I don't touch your car, I'm just here to see, your car is repaired really fast." ”

At the mention of this, Skylin's heart trembled with anger.

When Chen Song smashed four fist prints on the front of his car, he went to the insurance company to pay compensation, but the insurance company thought that the symmetrical fist prints were performance art works and were deliberately made by Skylinson himself, so he refused to pay compensation.

Chen Song didn't say much, just spat at Lexus.

Seeing this, Brother Dao raised his hind legs and peed, he wanted to pee on the car window, but unfortunately he couldn't reach it, so he could only urinate on the tire.

Back at the manor, Chen Song first found the invisibility talisman.

According to Tong Luanzi, the power of this talisman in Jiuzhou is not very great, and it is used by small characters, because the master can use all kinds of stealth spells, and he doesn't need an invisibility charm at all.

And no matter whether you use an invisibility charm or a stealth technique, you can't really hide your body in Jiuzhou, because the use of the talisman will have aura fluctuations, and cultivators can crack this spell with a sense of it.

But he can't sense aura on the earth, Chen Song doesn't know how powerful the invisibility charm is, so he can try it this time.

He prepared some tools as he had planned, then pressed his fingertips to place the talisman on his chest, then looked in the mirror.

The invisibility charm emitted a gentle white light, and his figure slowly disappeared from the mirror.

Powerful!

He quickly opened the door and walked out of the bedroom, in the living room, Brother Dao was licking boringly, when Chen Song walked through the living room, it noticed and raised its head, but it didn't see anything abnormal when it looked at it, so it continued to lick happily.

The invisibility charm gradually became thinner, Chen Song estimated the time and rushed to the side of Lexus, first took out the steel wool ball found from the kitchen and stuffed it into the exhaust cylinder, and then took out the super glue and squeezed it between the wiper and the glass.

Continuing his efforts, he dipped his brush in paint to paint the two doors facing away from the camera red, and he also wanted to add some feces to the car, but the car was very well sealed and couldn't be added, and the talisman was about to disappear, so he had to leave first.

However, before leaving, he put conjoined steel spikes under two tires that the camera could not detect.

With just a few means, he arranged this car clearly.

Next, it was Chen Song's turn to watch the excitement, and after he went back, he rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find peanuts and melon seeds.

Skalinson didn't know about any of this, and he was at home drinking a beer and pondering the next way to disgust his neighbor, and then the police came to the door.

"Mr. Skylinson, what's going on with your car?" Gilved got to the police and went to the manor trail and immediately went on fire.

Originally, it was annoying to be on duty on the weekend, and what was even more annoying was that Alexson also had a party this weekend, so he couldn't go because he was on duty.

As a result, Skylinson had nothing to do, and he was about to get off work, but now he had to go to the police to carry out his official duties.

The police came to the door as expected, and Skylinson said lazily, "My car is fine, what's wrong man?"

Gilved's eyes made him uncomfortable, and he continued, "Okay, okay, don't look at me like that, I lent my cousin the car, did he do anything bad with my car?"

This is the reason he has already thought of, the police came to ask him why he parked his car indiscriminately, and he put the blame on his relatives, and then the police scolded him at most, so as not to really fine him.

Listening to his words, Gilvid said: "Then you better contact your cousin, he has ruined your car a lot, I think you will be distressed." ”

"What?

"Come out and see for yourself. ”

Skalinson suspiciously walked out of the door and looked around the car, and then exploded: "Falk oil!WTF!WTF!What the hell is this horse? Where did all this damn paint come from?!"

"Ask your cousin. Gilvid said.

Skylinson exclaimed angrily, "I asked him a fart, he definitely didn't do it! I know, I know, this is the Chinese guy's ghost, he must be the ghost!"

"Hey, you mean your neighbor......"

"That's what this son of a bitch raised!"

Gilvid frowned: "You'd better take care of your stinky mouth, it's your fate, it's just the two of us here, otherwise if you are sued for racial discrimination, then I have to be a witness, you have to know that I don't have that much free time." ”

Skylinson roared, "He ruined my car, you see what good things this son of a bitch has done, he ruined my car!

"What about the evidence?"

"Proof, I definitely have proof, I have a camera here, the camera is working all the time!"

Skylinson gritted his teeth and replayed the surveillance video on the computer, which showed that from the time he asked his cousin to stop the car outside, until now, only Chen Song had circled the car before, and no one else had ever approached the car.

But Chen Song was empty-handed, and he circled around the car very quickly, and there was no space or time to apply paint to the door.

Skylinson was dumbfounded.

Gilved frowned and said, "It's your cousin who did it, you go find him." ”

Skylinson yelled, "No way, he didn't do it! Look at the video, the car was still intact when it drove over, it was intact!"

The Icelandic police are never responsible people, and Gilvid didn't bother to look at it, so he shrugged and said, "That's probably the ghost's doing, anyway, you drive me away first, don't get in the way." ”

"What about my car? It's that Chinese, it's that Chinese who did it, OK? It's him who made it, it must be him who made it!" Skylinson exclaimed hoarsely.

Gilvid again threw out his previous question: "What about the evidence?"

Skylinson froze.

Gilved said again: "I don't care who paints it, you drive me back first, it's illegal parking now, don't force me to put a ticket on you." ”

Skylinson said angrily: "God! At this time, you tell me about the ticket? I want to call the police, I want to call the police, it is the Chinese who painted my car!"

Gilvid raised his hand and said, "Okay, okay, let's file a case, and then, you drive me away, and I'll drive to Manor No. 2 to investigate this matter." ”

These words moved Skalinsson, he opened the car door and beckoned Gilved to get into his car: "I'll drive you over to investigate, I'm going to confront him!"

The car trembled slightly, and a sneering sound suddenly sounded outside the car.

Skylinson was dumbfounded: "What's going on?"

Gilvid, the co-pilot's face, changed greatly: "Is your car burning oil or gas?"

"Oil-burning. ”

Gilvid breathed a sigh of relief: "That's fine, it's not a leaky gas tank, it should be your tire that is flat." ”

“WTF？！”

PS: I don't mean anything else, babies, I'm asking for recommendation votes again, what's sad, I really want to rush into the top seventy.