Chapter 685: I just want to shake hands

Quoting scriptures, gushing endlessly.

Where is he drunk? Clearly sober!

Gomez Yas and Alyssa Yas glanced at each other, their brows furrowed involuntarily.

Seeing this scene, Liu Fei secretly laughed, our ability to translate Chinese in English has never been good, but after we ate it with our bodies, and deliberately emphasized words such as mutton liver, chili pepper, and wounded internal organs when translating, they should understand even if they are fools.

In fact, Gomez Yas, Alisa Yas, and Haiwei all understood.

He talked a lot about this, just to tell them that eating lamb liver and chili pepper together is not good for people's five internal organs and is not conducive to human health, which has long been recorded in ancient China.

But in this case, for Mao, he still ate so much and drank so much, and ate the whole plate of fried lamb liver with green leeks and fried chili peppers?

And that's not even counting the pot of spicy chili oil he drank before......

Liu Fei saw their doubts, and said with a slight smile: "Chili peppers are rich in vitamin C, and the metal ions contained in sheep liver can destroy the vitamin C in them, weakening the nutritional value of chili peppers, and if you eat too much, it will also cause damage to the five organs!" I first drank so much chili oil and ate so many fried chili peppers, it looks like I have oversupplemented vitamin C, but in fact, after the chili peppers are fried at high temperatures, the vitamin C contained in the chili peppers is destroyed, so what really reacts with the metal ions in the sheep liver I eat is the seven or eight medium-cooked fried chili peppers I eat!"

Haiwei said impatiently, "What the hell do you want to say?"

Liu Fei grinned and said: "The meaning is obvious, you are so kind to me! Uh, no, look at me when I get drunk and talk nonsense, I mean you are really good to me, knowing that the chili oil I drank before had no effect on my eating of green leek fried lamb liver, so I only copied a small plate of fried chili peppers for me, if it were me, I would definitely let the chef copy a big pot!"

Nima, that's ......

What the hell is this guy trying to do?

This is not a provocation of Chiguodi, I think they are too weak to deal with him!

Alyssa Yas was so angry that she stroked her chest, spit out several times and said rudely: "Mr. Liu, you are really interesting to talk about, you think we are not well entertained, haven't you eaten it yet?" Okay, I'll let someone copy a pot for you!"

Liu Fei smiled and said: "Of course you can, but Miss Elisa, don't worry, listen to me, I don't just ask for an increase in the amount of this dish, this red bean and barley porridge is so delicious, can you also have a pot?"

A pot of ......

Lose your marbles!

This guy is completely insane!

He is so proficient in food pairing, doesn't he know that he himself has been "eating poison"?

Liu Fei saw that Alyssa Yas suddenly fell silent, and said lightly: "Eat lamb liver and red beans together, but you will be poisoned." ”

Alyssa said with some humility: "It's still ...... And what's going on?"

Liu Fei laughed and said, "I guess Miss Alisa doesn't know, you are so good to me, you are a bartender yourself, and you are fulfilling my wish, and let the chef cook Chinese food for me, how can you use such a little trick as food poisoning to deal with me." ”

Speaking of this, he changed his words and said: "Of course, even if it is intentional, it doesn't matter, my big belly can tolerate it, since it can accommodate all kinds of spicy things, it can naturally accommodate poison, including poison!"

What does this mean?

Isn't this equivalent to saying that Lao Tzu is not afraid of poison, but also afraid of food poisoning?

This is a provocation in the red fruit land again!

Gomez looked at him like a monster, shocked beyond words.

Alyssa Yas looked at him angrily, and there was a real urge to kill him.

Hai Wei had already clenched his fists, staring at Liu Fei's every move, as long as he dared to do anything excessive, he would definitely fight with him.

The atmosphere in the room suddenly became tense.

Liu Fei glanced at them, staggered to his feet, and said, "Miss Alisa, can you still make me fried chili peppers and red bean barley porridge?"

Alyssa Yas said vigilantly, "You, you...... What the hell are you doing today?"

Liu Fei staggered down the aisle in front of them: "I'm really here to ask sincerely, as for what to ask...... I'm sorry, I really forgot, you let me think again!"

As he spoke, he didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, he knocked a wine bottle to the ground, and the wine bottle shattered instantly.

Hai Wei immediately crossed in front of Alyssa Yas and Gomez Yas, put on a posture, and said to Liu Fei: "What do you want to do? This is the villa of the Yas family, you better weigh it clearly!"

Liu Fei smiled at him and said, "Who are you? Are you sick? Although I haven't eaten well or drunk well, for the sake of Mr. Gomez and Miss Elisa's hospitality, I just want to shake hands with them and thank them, not to murder ......."

Haiwei said sharply: "Do you think I'm a fool? I think you're tired of being alive, coming, coming!"

He shouted a few times, and a group of bodyguards rushed in, but he suddenly screamed.

For no other reason, Liu Fei suddenly opened his mouth and squirted out part of the lamb liver, chili pepper, chili oil and liquor he had just eaten, and it happened to spray on his face, and it was so hot that his eyes seemed to be blind and couldn't open them at all......

Alyssa Yas suddenly realized what Liu Fei wanted to do, and immediately shouted at the bodyguards: "What are you all doing in a daze? Take him down immediately and beat him to death!"

"Yes!"

The Yas family is a veteran family with a history of hundreds of years in the United States, and in these hundreds of years, no one has ever dared to go wild here.

As the defenders of the safety and glory of this family, these bodyguards, who are all very good, are naturally duty-bound to fight Liu Fei together.

At this moment, Liu Fei suddenly pointed at them and said: "I'm drunk, I'm really drunk, as soon as I get drunk, I will go crazy with alcohol, and then let others beat me, and I will never fight back! If you beat me to death, you will go to jail." ”

Damn, this ...... This is the words that came out of the mouth of the famous "God of Killing" - Liu Fei?

Many bodyguards looked at each other, all of them looking confused.

Since the United States allows private individuals to own guns, when many bodyguards rushed towards Liu Fei, several bodyguards rushed in with guns and waited for the opportunity to move.

Hearing Liu Fei's words, their fingers on the trigger instantly softened.

Gomez Yas didn't want to cause trouble in his house, so he quickly made a face to them and told them not to hold a gun!

Hai Wei, who was still howling miserably, saw that the bodyguards had not yet made a move, and he was about to go out in anger, and immediately roared: "You are all pigs? He is provoking! Beat, beat me hard, if anything happens, I will be responsible!"

The bodyguards exhaled and rushed towards Liu Fei together, and one of the bodyguards took the lead and smashed Liu Fei into the chest with all his strength.

"Boom!"

"Ah......h

Hearing only a crisp sound, one person suddenly wailed, and it was not Liu Fei who wailed, he just stood there like a pine and cypress, looking at him with a confused expression, as if he was looking at a juggling joke.

Gomez Yas's father and daughter couldn't believe their eyes when they saw this.

He really didn't hide, but how did their bodyguards become like this? What a person who has lost eight lifetimes!

"Which woman beat me just now? Are you being coquettish? Let's say in advance, I don't have anything to give away all over my body now, only chili oil in my stomach!"

"Look for death!"

When the two bodyguards saw that he was blatantly sarcastic about them, and even closed their eyes, they were immediately furious, and both of them clenched their iron fists and hit Liu Fei's chest and stomach wildly, but fighting, fighting, not only were their fists shaking, their arms were shaking, their whole bodies were shaking, it was obviously painful!

The two gritted their teeth and simply punched Liu Fei's cheek together, but before the fist arrived, Liu Fei sprayed two more mouthfuls of spirits and liquids such as chili oil, mutton liver, red bean and barley porridge, and the two bodyguards immediately covered their eyes and rolled on the ground.

"Hiccup......

Liu Fei patted his stomach and burped, "It's so comfortable! This chili oil is so delicious, I regret it a little, I drank too little at the beginning! Miss Elisa, can I make it up now? I want two pots!"

"I ......"

Alisa Yas held her pink fist, just wanted to speak, Liu Fei suddenly rushed towards her, which scared her half to death, she hurriedly took Gomez Yas to flash together, where did the bodyguards dare to hesitate, flipped the dining table, copied the chairs, took the wine bottles, and rushed towards Liu Fei again.

Aren't you as hard as iron?

Then we'll use the guy against you!

But in front of Liu Fei's absolute speed, they are destined to be slow no matter what, Liu Fei appeared in front of Gomez Yas and Alisa Yas like a bolt of lightning, opened his mouth, the two knew that they couldn't hide, and just wanted to reach out to protect their eyes, who knew that Liu Fei took the first step, grabbed the hands of the two of them, and sprayed five or six mouthfuls at them in a row, and then spit out a rough breath; "I'm sorry, choked, I really just want to shake hands with you, thank you!"

"Bang!"

"Smack!"

……

As soon as he finished speaking, two piercing voices sounded, and a scene that once again made many bodyguards doubt their lives appeared.

Chair with willow flying...... It's broken!

Smash Liu Fei's wine bottle...... Shattered!

The only thing they expected was that Gomez Yas, who was sprayed by Liu Fei, and the father and daughter both covered their eyes and cried out in pain......

Liu Fei shook his head vigorously and said to the bodyguards who were all dumbfounded: "What's going on? You beat me? Why are you still stunned here? Hurry up and get clean water, have you forgotten that I am a doctor? I can cure their eyes, if their eyes are blind, can you bear this responsibility?"

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