The annual National Day holiday is one of the most important holidays for Chinese people. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Because there are few domestic holidays, there are only two long holidays, one of which is the Spring Festival, and I will definitely go home for the New Year.

Therefore, the National Day holiday is basically the only travel option for many people.

Although the lazy gods never lack vacations, and they also have a boss who cries all day long and wants to give them holidays, even if they have more holidays and no matter how relaxed the leave system is, it is difficult for family members to go to work and school, and family trips are difficult to make.

Many people have actually planned to arrange the eleventh holiday this year, such as taking the elderly and children to play in Lazy God Paradise first, and then go to all over the world to visit, and there is also news that this year's Lazy God Island and Silence are open for visits, and all employees can take their families to board Lazy God Island and board the Silence to visit!

The most legendary place in the world, the most legendary ship, who wouldn't want to see?

Think of those who took part in an epic journey, hundreds of millions of dollars to buy a ferry ticket!

Let's submit an application and go in for a tour!

And the Lazy God Department is even planning to hold an open group for space travel! As long as you apply in advance, everyone can go on a space trip!

Think about taking a selfie in front of the outline of the earth and posting it on your friends......

What a sunshine beach barefoot photo, low burst well!

What a holiday it would be!

However, when the shouts of "apologize or go to war" came out, the lazy employees suddenly left their planned dream vacation behind.

War!

Fuck it!

Today, Lao Mei can insult her colleagues in this way, and tomorrow she can use this method to insult herself.

You are the largest country in the world, you are amazing?

Still afraid of you?

Human beings are in awe of miracles, and a company that always creates miracles, almost without human power to maintain, can use a lofty sense of pride to twist everyone into a rope, and in the face of this lofty pride, money and even life have become less important.

Lose or win, do it! This is the dignity of the lazy god system!

And, are we likely to lose?

The lazy god system is invincible!

Hurry, war!

The diligent party, in particular, almost developed into a carnival.

In the app of the Lazy God's Home, the call for war was higher and higher, and everyone shouted: "Is it too late to join the war now?"

Immediately, there was a response, and they asked Lazy God Security to carry out military training.

Seeing this lively scene, Nanming was helpless.

The United States has not yet jumped up, and you Qin Party wants to turn the sky upside down!

Where is this for my lazy party! Do you still have me, the leader of the lazy party, the Great Demon King of the Southern Underworld, in your eyes!

"We are lazy people who are reasonable, and if we give them seven days, we must let them think about it and be deeply aware of their mistakes. The seven-day National Day holiday will be closed as usual. Except for the 'rail elevator' engineering personnel, the necessary duty personnel, and the service personnel, everyone else obediently enjoyed the vacation, and no one was allowed to participate in military training without permission! The backbone of the lazy party should give full play to their positive momentum and eliminate the diligent party!"

The Qin Party is still dying: "We can use these seven days to make them reflect more deeply!"

But they were still dragged away from their respective jobs by the lazy parties who were blessed by the big demon buff.

Only those who participated in the "rail elevator" plan were still grinding their fists and clapping their hands, and they all said: "Vacationing party members, you can go with peace of mind, I will take your guns and let the United States reflect fiercely!"

And the United States, of course, will not reflect on its mistakes so easily, although their move has even angered netizens on the Internet, as well as many American people, thinking that the United States, which has demonstrated in this humiliating way, is no longer the country they love, but the White House still has not restrained in the slightest, and even issued an order requiring major customs to strictly inspect and detain employees who are lazy and not allowed to enter or leave the country.

At the same time, many countries in Europe and the United States have even revoked the entry permit of the Silence, and as long as the Silence appears in their airspace, it will be regarded as an invasion and attack.

The situation is changing, and many countries that have been coveted by the various benefits brought by the Silence have been closed again because of greater interests.

Internationally, there is never warmth, only interests.

At the center of the whirlpool, the DRC has been completely locked down.

The Congo, Central Africa, South Sudan, Ethiopia, Kenya, Tanzania, Zambia, and Angola were all forced by the coercion of various countries to announce the closure of their airspace to the Silence.

Although the DRC still has an extremely narrow coastline, and although the Silence can fly into space from space, if the Silence has been forced to fly into the DRC from that narrow entrance of less than 40 kilometers, or simply fly into outer space to avoid the 100-kilometer airspace of the Kármán line, this is not an insult to the lazy gods?

And if the Silence dares to defy the bans of all countries and fly directly into the DRC - in fact, they know very well that even if the Silence breaks through, as the strongest flying object in human history, the US Air Force will not be able to intercept it at all, but this is a serious violation of the international order and will arouse public indignation around the world.

It can even be said that as long as the Lazy God Department dares to dispatch the Silence to pick up people, it has already lost.

As the car of the South Underworld, the status of the Lazy God Department is no less than that of Air Force One in the United States.

Think about it from another perspective, we detained your people, forced you to come forward to pick up the president of the United States in person, if you don't come, we won't release people, you came obediently, which means that you bowed your head, and you were embarrassed to leave people at your grandmother's house.

This is an even greater humiliation.

Forcing the lazy god department into this kind of corner, there is a small group of people who are already smiling proudly.

They will make the lazy god department understand that in this world, technology is not everything, and even force is not everything.

The world works according to the laws we have made, and you have nowhere to run unless you betray the entire human race.

This is the power of the world's number one power.

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The lazy god Yafei was in the camp in the eastern part of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Qin Yafei summoned everyone to the open space of the camp and announced: "Everyone knows the current situation, but Mr. Nan said, please don't worry, everyone can go home this afternoon." ”

"How do you go back?" someone suddenly asked, "Mr. Nan shouldn't have opened the Silence to pick us up!"

"We'd rather not go home than let Mr. Nan pick us up on the Silence!"

"Don't worry, it's not the Silence......" Qin Yafei raised his head and said with a smile: "It's here!"