34. Salted fish daily in love apartment

"Right A. ”

"I can't afford it. ”

"Can't afford it...... Zhang Wei, our gang, what are you blocking my cards for, I will win immediately!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the remaining card in his hand and complained.

"I believe in myself more, fried. ”

Zhang Wei threw all the remaining cards out of his hand, indicating that he had won again.

"Damn, Grandma, I haven't lost so many times, come, if I don't win today, you won't want to leave. ”

Hu Yifei looked at Zhang Wei's empty hands and slapped the table angrily, saying that he had never been so angry.

"That's right, Zhang Wei, counting this, you have won thirteen, you won't be out of the middle. Zeng Xiaoxian said a little incredulously.

"yes, you're cheating. Hu Yifei looked at Zhang Wei and asked aggressively, how could the landlord lose thirteen in a row.

"Teacher Zeng, we are a gang, I won, isn't it you who won, what are you doing with my platform. ”

When Zhang Wei heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words, he couldn't help but complain, whether Yifei is a landlord or not, and the two of them are in a group.

"Wait a minute, you mean, I just won Hu Yifei thirteen in a row, hahaha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia"

Teacher Zeng suddenly reacted when he heard this, and suddenly had a feeling that he had reached the pinnacle of his life.

Zhang Wei looked at Teacher Zeng who might be so excited that he was about to die suddenly, and he was a little helpless, is there anything to be happy about winning the landlord?

There is no bet, Mr. Zeng has been oppressed by Yifei for too long, and his psychology is about to be distorted.

"It's none of your business, Zhang Wei, how did you do it?" Hu Yifei didn't care about the arrogant Zeng Xiaoxian, and asked Zhang Wei.

"Reasoning, this deck of playing cards has been used for a long time, and many of the cards have obvious folds behind them, which are easy to recognize. ”

"And Mr. Zeng and I are in a group, I have never been defensive, I easily saw his cards, and then you will put the cards in a special order every time, of course, it is easy to guess your cards. ”

Zhang Wei easily said the principle, of course, it is easy to say, but if you really want to do it, you need a certain amount of memory and analytical ability.

But it is clear that Mr. Zeng does not have such an awareness.

"Oh, I see, it's so easy. ”

"Simple yarn, do you think your brain with no brain capacity can do this kind of thing? ”

Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who suddenly realized, as if he could easily do it, and sneered, why didn't this thing have any self-knowledge.

"Well, scientific experiments have proven that boys are more analytical than girls. Teacher Zeng didn't know why his self-confidence suddenly exploded, and he actually provoked Hu Yifei.

…… Although I don't know which scientific experiment proved it, it is obvious that Mr. Zeng has forgotten.

Yifei,

Not a woman.

"Are you challenging me?" Hu Yifei pressed his hand on the table, squinting at Zeng Xiaoxian, and the glass under his hand began to crack.

“…… The gentleman doesn't move his hands, and it's not a big deal to say that I'm smarter than you. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed his saliva, and his body fell behind the sofa, looking obviously cowardly, but he was still talking stiffly.

"It seems that I need to test your IQ so that you can get to know yourself again. ”

"Come on, who's afraid of whom!" Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Hu Yifei had no intention of making a move, so he stopped intimidating in an instant and provoked.

"Well, if you can answer the puzzle question given to me, I'll admit that you're smarter than me, and I'll give you another 50 dollars. ”

"Hahaha, I know that my virtuous brother has a little bit of me who made a fortune by relying on his own wisdom, and today is the first pot of gold. When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he laughed.

"That ......"

"I'll be the referee!"

Zhang Wei was about to raise his hand to say that he was coming to be the referee, and when he looked good and lively, Tang Youyou suddenly jumped out of nowhere, still holding an inflatable hammer in his hand.

"Yoyo, where did you come from, aren't you filming. Hu Yifei looked at Tang Youyou, who suddenly popped out, and asked with some surprise.

"Don't worry about these details, the game will be 30 seconds, and the timer will begin!" Youyou excitedly hammered the table with an inflatable hammer.

"Why Polar Bears Don't Eat Penguins. ”

"Because polar bears are in the North Pole and penguins are in the Antarctic......" Zhang Wei blurted out when he heard this question, and then the three people next to him suddenly looked at him with malicious eyes.

"Excuse me, you go on. Zhang Wei scratched his lips, indicating that he had closed the zipper on his mouth.

"This question doesn't count, come again. ”

"Come on. ”

"Ask, what rats walk on two legs. ”

"Mickey Mouse, it's so simple. Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and blurted out, saying that his IQ was more than enough in the face of this kind of problem.

"Okay, next question, the bet is 100 yuan, will you come?" Hu Yifei said to Zeng Xiaoxian like an old witch abducting a child.

"It's too simple, send me money, don't I want it?" Teacher Zeng said confidently when he heard this.

Alas, Zhang Wei sighed on the side, the first question is so simple, it is obviously to lure you into the bait and pit you in the back.

"The mouse that walks on two legs is Mickey Mouse, and the duck that walks on two legs ......"

"Donald Duck!"

Before Hu Yifei finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian blurted out directly.

"Great, congratulations, you've learned to answer. Hu Yifei clapped his palms like coaxing a child, as if praising Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Of course. ”

"Unfortunately, the answer was wrong. Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, whose nose was about to tilt into the sky, and stabbed him with a smile.

"How is it possible!" Zeng Xiaoxian's face immediately changed when he heard this, obviously this is the correct answer.

"All ducks walk on two legs. Hu Yifei looked at the confused Zeng Xiaoxian and said the correct answer with a smile.

"Teacher Zeng, you owe Yifei 50 yuan now. Tang Youyou smiled beside him and made up for it.

"Again, just now I wasn't in good shape, now I'm adjusted. ”

"Cows walk on four legs, may I ask, why?"

"Why? He's four-legged, what's the reason. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this, the cow originally walked on four legs, so what was the reason.

"It's time, it's time!" Tang Youyou looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was a little messy, and mended his sword again.

"Of course the cows are fed grass. Hu Yifei clapped his hands and laughed.

"Damn, you're a brain teaser, Zhang Wei, you are commenting. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little embarrassed in the face of the fact that he had failed, so he could only find an excuse to cover up and ask Zhang Wei for help.

"Brain teasers test IQ, it's normal. When Zhang Wei heard this, he moved his position to Hu Yifei's side, and stood on Hu Yifei's side very heartily.

"You ......"

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