"Have you arrived at your house?" Zhong Yuemin sent Cui Yang into a small building.

"When I get there, I'll live on the third floor, can I go up and sit?"

"No, it's too late, you go to bed early. Zhong Yuemin said: "The taxi should arrive in a while." ”

"Okay. Cui Yang pouted, "Aren't you curious about that Charles?"

"There's nothing curious, isn't he the son of that Dr. Li?" Zhong Yuemin said, "By the way, why do you call him Charles, and don't his parents call him Li Guoqing?"

"His name is both Li Guoqing and Charles. Cui Yang smiled: "But he himself dislikes the name his father gave him is too earthy and too Chinese, so he only allows friends to call him Charles." ”

"yes, it's a banana man again. Zhong Yuemin complained.

There are too many such things, and there are various objective reasons for it, and it is useless to be angry, and when China is strong, the West will definitely have white-skinned and red-hearted red heart radish.

"They were my landlords, I lived here after I graduated, and Charles was always courting me. ”

"This kid is quite discerning. Zhong Yuemin smiled, "Hey, was Charles beaten up just waiting for you to come back?"

Cui Yang was stunned for a moment, "It's possible! I was angry with him just now, but I didn't expect this stubble." ”

"Then you have to give a good condolences to this buddy tomorrow, what's the matter, it's also kind!"

"Hahahaha......" Cui Yang suddenly laughed.

Zhong Yuemin was confused: "What's wrong?"

"I suddenly realized that I had only been with you for two hours, and my accent had changed, and my pronunciation had come out!

"I didn't pay attention to it if you didn't say it, the main thing is that our Beijing dialect is refreshing and crunchy. ”

"It's still refreshing, crunchy, why does it sound like a radish?" Cui Yang said with a smile.

"Hey, it's like a radish, it's sweet, spicy, and crisp. Zhong Yuemin slapped his thigh, "The Hong Kong-style Mandarin you said before is twisted no matter how you listen to it." ”

"You're too mean!" Cui Yang said speechlessly: "When I first arrived in Hong Kong, I spoke Mandarin in Beijing, and I was called Beigu by my local classmates, and it took me a lot of effort to change it!"

"In the final analysis, our continent is too weak, and people look down on it everywhere. Zhong Yuemin said: "I believe that all this will change, and one day, the whole world will cry and shout to learn Mandarin, and even think that our Beijing dialect is good!"

"I hope there will be a day. ”

When Zhong Yuemin returned to school, Johnny pounced on him like a family member and took the initiative to take Zhong Yuemin's luggage.

Of course, he was not afraid that Zhong Yuemin would be tired, he was worried about his Apple computer, so he carefully put the computer on the table, plugged it in, and turned it on, and Johnny breathed a sigh of relief.

"Min, you're a liar, didn't you say two days of borrowing, it's the third day!" John complained.

"Isn't it time on the road?" Zhong Yuemin said: "I recommended this machine to you, and you crossed the river and demolished the bridge so quickly?"

"No! you're purposeful!" John exclaimed, "You recommended it for the sake of borrowing!"

"Just tell me how about this machine!"

"That's amazing!" Johnny stroked the Apple computer tenderly, and Zhong Yuemin suspected that he had never been so gentle with his girlfriend.

"This machine is so much cuter than the Big Mac in the lab! You see her angular shape, sleek and huge screen, I can't find a better word to describe her than perfect!"

Zhong Yuemin pouted, "This computer is indeed an epoch-making product, but her human-computer interaction is really poor, and there is very little software available, which is more suitable for geeks who like to toss." ”

"That's why I like her, if even a fool can use it, then what's the difference between her and a hammer!"

In addition to being a football player, Johnny is also an electronics enthusiast, and whenever it is a new electronic product, he will buy it and play with it.

It was precisely because Zhong Yuemin understood this that he encouraged him to buy an Apple computer, why? Because Zhong Yuemin was so poor! He couldn't even afford a basic version of a computer, let alone a computer with the highest configuration.

"Why don't we play something interesting together?" Zhong Yuemin proposed as he looked at the Apple computer as he looked at the Apple computer.

"What's interesting?" Anderson asked.

"Jobs and Wozniak made such an interesting computer in the garage that we could give it an interesting soul in the dorm room. Zhong Yuemin touched his chin and said.

"Soul?"

"Don't you think it's too cumbersome to type a doss command every time you do an operation?"

"No," Anderson shook his head, "they're all very simple commands, I can type them out with my eyes closed." ”

Zhong Yuemin was desperate, so he had to guide him further, "What if there are many buttons on the screen, you only need to give instructions to the computer without using a second like dialing a phone?"

"But there are already enough buttons on the keyboard, so why put buttons on the screen? you're going to ruin this big screen!"

Anderson obviously misunderstood, he thought that Zhong Yuemin was going to add physical buttons to the screen, and called this screen about the size of A4 paper a large screen, which also made Zhong Yuemin a little funny.

"I'm referring to the virtual button, which is controlled by the forward and backward keys and confirmed by the enter key. Zhong Yuemin said slowly: "We can even develop a special controller to control a virtual finger and click a virtual button." ”

"Wait!" Anderson said, "What did you say?!, a virtual finger?"

"It could be a finger, it could be an arrow, or something. ”

Johnny spun around and stared at the screen, "Oh my god, you're a genius! Did anyone tell you that? Yes? If not, I'm the first!"

"Professor Anderson has already said that you are the second. Zhong Yuemin spread his hands.

"No matter, let's get started!" John exclaimed, "We're going to be millionaires because of this idea!"

"No, it wasn't my idea, a Stanford professor came up with it a few years ago and made it, but it was limited. Zhong Yuemin emphasized, followed by another sentence: "But I can make a better one." ”

"Yas!" yelled Johnny, who was already nervous, "I knew you could do it!"

"But now there's a problem. ”

"What else is the problem?" asked Johnny.

"I need money to do experiments and buy materials, but I'm short of money. Zhong Yuemin spread his hands.

"I have!" said Johnny, who began to rummage through the cabinets, finding a pile of crumpled bills and bank slips from under the cabinets, clothes, and mattresses.

The two of them counted for most of the day and counted more than $5,000.

"It may not be enough, but it's a big project to do this!" Zhong Yuemin said with a headache.

Johnny was also a little depressed, "I forgot I spent a lot! Damn, why is the money so unspent!"

Zhong Yuemin looked all over the house, but in fact, he was also blind, except for the books on his side, he was all clean. Johnny's side was a mess, with tables piled high with game consoles, televisions, and all sorts of parts and tools.

Suddenly, Zhong Yuemin's eyes fixed on the pile of things at the bottom of Johnny's closet.

Johnny noticed Zhong Yuemin's gaze and jumped in shock, "No! I won't allow you to hit their idea!"

“johnny？”

"Don't even think about it, unless you step over me!"

"Johnny, think that if you become a millionaire, you can invite all these sexy girls to your celestial body, and think about it, all the girls will pounce on you and squeeze you dry like hungry wolves......"

"Damn! don't say it!" Johnny stood up with red eyes and gritted his teeth, "You take it!"

Zhong Yuemin smiled and went to move the treasures that Johnny had saved for many years, hundreds of pornographic magazines and love action tapes, many of which were treasured books, and there were priceless ones outside.

Johnny turned his head, he couldn't bear to watch Zhong Yuemin's movements, but when the magazine was about to finish, he couldn't help but hold Zhong Yuemin's hand.

"Johnny, do you regret it?"

"Nope. Johnny was reluctant, "Min, you must promise me that when we make money, you must invite these girls to my body!"

Zhong Yuemin wiped his hand, "Don't worry, none of them will be left behind, you don't have to look at the photo and drool at that time, just get started!"

"Oh, my god!" Johnny suddenly grabbed his crotch and rushed into the bathroom, "Min, you're a big seductive bastard!"

"Johnny, what's wrong with you?" Zhong Yuemin laughed, "Are you okay, do you need me to get you a new pair of panties?"

"Hurry up!

……

Zhong Yuemin and Johnny stood under the street lamp, carrying magazines in their arms, grinding and grinding.

"Jesus, how did I get down to selling pornographic magazines?" lamented Johnny.

"Man, think about your millionaire and your body. Zhong Yuemin glanced at the passers-by, and was also a little worried about meeting acquaintances.

"How are you going to sell this thing?" said Johnny, "It's a shame!"

"If only there was a website where you could trade idle items, hang these treasures of yours on it, and we wouldn't have to be so embarrassed!"

"You said someone would trade items on the site?"

"Why not?" Zhong Yuemin said: "As long as the website does a good job in the credit system and payment system, it will definitely be possible!"

Johnny was stunned for a moment, and immediately turned the corner, "Of course, if we cooperate with FedEx again, then we can do business in the United States, no, the world!"

"Alright, man, we don't even have a magazine business now!" Zhong Yuemin interrupted, "Let's realize these ideas later." ”

"I'm coming! I suddenly feel full of energy!" Johnny asked everyone who passed by, "Man, do you want the goods?

One after another, one after another.

Zhong Yuemin also joined him, except for the woman, everyone went to ask, don't want this, the next one, and then the next.

"Hey, man, do you want the goods?" Zhong Yuemin didn't know how many to ask, but he just hoped that he wouldn't refuse this.

"Master, are you back?"

Only then did Zhong Yuemin realize that it was Mike who was stopped by him.

"Hey, Mike, it's you. Zhong Yuemin felt a little tired and sat on the side of the road.

Mike looked at Johnny, who was still peddling not far away, "Master, it turns out that you two are selling pornographic magazines here!"

"What's wrong?"

"It's all over the restaurant over there, and it's said that there are two perverts selling pornographic magazines and videotapes. "Why are you guys?"

"Alas~ It's hard to say. Zhong Yuemin sighed, opened his coat, and revealed the magazine in his arms, "It's terrible that I sold it for so long before I sold one!"

"This is not the place to buy such good things!" Mike looked at the covers of the explicit magazines, "It's all classmates coming and going, and it would be a shame to be seen buying your magazine!"

"Do you have any good ideas?"

"Of course, these are high-quality goods, and if you meet someone who knows the goods, you can sell them for a lot of money!" Mike rubbed his hands excitedly.

Zhong Yuemin said: "These are Johnny's treasures, if it weren't for the lack of money, he would be reluctant to sell!"

"Johnny will be short of money?" Mack smacked, "That's a big deal!"

"Don't talk so much, tell me what you think!" Johnny leaned over at this time.

"I deliver newspapers to people every day, and I know that many people secretly subscribe to ** magazines, and if you sell these treasures to them, you will definitely be able to do it!" Mike shrunk and laughed.

"Great! These are like-minded people like us!" said Johnny, "the school is full of poor people!

Zhong Yuemin saw that Mike was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "Since we have a way, let's go back quickly, it's too embarrassing to be here!"

"Yes, let's go have a good meal! I'm so hungry after standing for so long!"

"Johnny, do you remember that we didn't have enough money?" Zhong Yuemin reminded.

"It's okay, I've got these out, it's enough for a burger!" said Johnny, pulling a stack of coins out of his pocket, "Mike too!"

Three people with the cheapest chicken burger, nibbling in the corner of the restaurant, deliberately not looking at other people's sumptuous dinners, for fear that they would not be able to swallow the burger in their hands.

"Mike, have you been practicing for a while?" Zhong Yuemin remembered his master's duties and said with concern.

"I practice, I practice every day!" Mike said, "I only need 20 minutes to run 5 kilometers now, I can hold on to 10 minutes of zama steps at a time, and I can do 100 push-ups at a time!"

"Sounds good, it's progressing fast. Zhong Yuemin nodded, "Where's the breath?"

Mike smiled, "I'm still a little gasped, I can't do it to the same extent as you." ”

"Don't worry, take your time, after a while, you should be able to do it. ”

Mike said anxiously, "Master, when will you teach me the real kung fu?"

"That's real kung fu. Zhong Yuemin saw that Mike didn't believe it, so he had to say, "You get up and take a horse step." ”

Mike didn't know what to do, but obediently landed in the clearing.

Zhong Yuemin walked behind him.