Chapter 171: Wang Bang, I want A
is talking about this young lady's figure, a natural good figure, perfect body curves, scale, although Ye Zhi has not done any research, but it is estimated that there are more than D, and it may be more than that, the leg shape is slightly worse than Shen Lu, but it is also a pair of beautiful big white legs.
So......
Ye Zhi: "Fight the landlord." ”
Shen Lu: "???"
Shen Lu didn't mean to get Ye Zhi, but Pei Xinxin got it, holding her lower abdomen and bursting out with a laugh like a pig's cry, "Poof~~~ Hahahaha, no, no, I can't hold it back, little brother, you are really talented, hahaha......"
Ye Zhi: "Shhh, don't laugh so loudly, I'm afraid of being beaten to death." ”
Pei Xinxin: "Okay, then I'll laugh quietly, hahahahaha~~~"
Please, your volume, also called quieter?
Shen Lu: "......"
Finally, driven by curiosity, Shen Lu took advantage of Pei Xinxin's time to wash, and then pulled Ye Zhi's sleeve, "Tell me quickly! What kind of dumb riddle were you playing just now?"
"Fighting the landlord is a popular card game. ”
"I know, I'm asking you what you just mean. ”
Ye Zhi held the psychology that if he didn't die, he wouldn't die, showed the strength of the ultimate straight male cancer, raised his index finger, and patiently explained, "Na, Lulu, think about it, in the model of the cup, which letter is in the card of the landlord, and it is more consistent with your current situation?"
"For example?"
"Right A. ”
Shen Lu's confused eyes gradually returned to clarity, and suddenly realized!
"Ye Zhi!! I'll strangle you!!"
Before she could succeed in her seizure, Ye Zhi licked his lips, suddenly hugged her, and stole a fragrant kiss on her cheek.
"What are you doing!"
The hot lips brushed over his cheeks, causing bursts of red tide, Shen Lu's face flushed in an instant, covering his cheeks, and he couldn't make a sound for a long time, "Wang Fang, I want A." ”
……
After Miss Shen Lu finished washing, she took a selfie with her mobile phone and updated it on Douyin as soon as possible.
She now keeps updating Douyin every day, which is almost the same frequency as Ye Zhi's previous updates, but recently Ye Zhi's battle to break through the sky is also coming to an end, and the words of the dragon clan have gradually entered the stage of selling physical books, although ......
It's been written, but he doesn't plan to release it yet.
He doesn't seem to be as diligent as Shen Lu to update Douyin!
After uploading the video, Shen Lu turned on her mobile phone and watched the first episode of the Infinite Ballad Season with Miss Pei Xinxin, the network update time of this show was twelve o'clock in the morning last night, so it can be watched now.
In general, Xue Haiyi's PD level is still okay.
This episode of the show not only has wonderful performances by singer-songwriters, but also is full of laughter cut by him, and Ye Zhi's classic complaints have also been recognized by many people in the barrage, although occasionally I will see one or two taunts from trolls, which makes people a little embarrassed.
But it doesn't hurt until ......
Wang Han entered Ye Zhi's 'little black house'.
The screen was completely dominated by the barrage with almost identical content, and nothing could be seen, "Please pay attention! Nuclear power ahead! Non-combatants, please evacuate quickly! Repeat, nuclear energy ahead! Non-combatants, please evacuate quickly!!"
In desperation, Shen Lu had no choice but to close the barrage, otherwise she wouldn't even be able to see Ye Zhi's face at all.
After closing the barrage, she saw Ye Zhi sitting in front of the piano very 'sassy' and started......
His flower show!
In the beginning, she could barely keep up with the pace.
However, she then found out that it was just Ye Zhi who was familiar with the piano, and with the beginning of "Flying Bees", what she saw was a bunch of phantoms of fingers, listening to the melody of extreme speed, she could hardly believe that she was playing the piano!
This hand speed ......
When she opened the barrage again.
was swiped by another same barrage: "From today on, I, Kato Taka, would like to call you the strongest." ”
“……”
She looked at the video, and then looked at the man sitting next to her who was scrolling Douyin, repeating this action for more than ten seconds, she grabbed his hand that was scrolling Douyin, and observed carefully, "Yezi, I solemnly ask you a question." ”
"Hmm. ”
"God gave you a pair of Beethoven and Mozart hands, but you use it to brush Tik Tok, is it really good for you to do this?"
Ye Zhi stared at Shen Lu's charming pair of big white legs, "Lulu, I also solemnly ask you a question, God gave you a pair of ballet-dancing legs, but you used it to take selfies, are you really good like this?"
"When I didn't ask. ”
There are more people watching the show, and there will always be a few people who know the goods.
Someone finally discovered that the song "Wild Bees Flying" is a piano piece that does not exist in this world at all, and such a piano track is actually from the hands of a young pop singer, which is ......
It's not just unbelievable, it's a ridiculous joke!
"Can anyone tell me where I can download this piano song? ”
"I have been learning piano for 12 years, and I can tell you very responsibly, this is original, you can't find it. ”
"Well, although the song is not bad, this song itself has a high component of showmanship. The structure of the whole song is not perfect, and it is a quick fingering as soon as it comes up. But Ye Zi's little brother has first-class skills and professional-level show-off skills. ”
"Anyway, I just want to say, Cow Beer! Leaf, you're really a cow beer!"
"This piano really shocked me, this hand speed ...... I've been learning the piano for so many years, but I didn't know that I could still play the piano like this. ”
"Ye Zi, there's really something!"
"What should I do? I seem to have fallen in love with him, woo woo woo, little brother Yezi, Qiuqiu, marry me. ”
However, the surprises didn't end there.
Ye Zhi's next 'war song' that stopped at the point shocked everyone again, and after listening to it, he felt like beating chicken blood, and with a vulgar answer, it was a horse with feelings, and there was life flowing in Ye Zhi's hoarse and passionate voice.
Excited, upward!
Burning to the point of exploding!
When listening to this song, it is easy to make people feel that in this BGM, the world is invincible.
It is said that there are many people who listen to it while driving, and it sounds like they are driving a tank, and their minds are congested, their blood is surging, and their souls are burning.
"TF!! burning, !!"
"Invincible!"
"Invincible fried, scalp numb!"
"This is a war song, I actually have the feeling of wanting to find someone to fight when I listen to it. ”
"Can I swear? No matter, holding a big grass, life is endless, and the fight is endless!"
"Yezi, please take my knees, I was wrong to black you before. ”
"Ask me why I'm kneeling and sending a barrage? Why don't you stand on one?!"
"Brothers, the battle has begun!"
"Leather God!Leather God!Leather God!Leather God!Leather God!Leather God!"
"The ultimate burns, goosebumps fall to the ground!"
"I don't understand a word of this song, but this simple and rough melody is really too burning, I can't do it! I have to go out for a run, and listen to it while running, and the thief feels it." ”
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