"This kindergarten called Wuhua is good, the straight line distance on the map is the closest, and it is convenient for us to pick up and drop off our children. ”

"You stupid head, can we follow the straight line distance on the map?"

Mom reached out and gently tapped Dad's ear.

She wanted to knock on the door of his head, but Dad said that his head should not be touched casually, so he had to knock on the earlobe!

Dad immediately reacted that the straight-line distance on the map could only be achieved by helicopter.

"I had to take a helicopter!"

Dad joked, he can afford a helicopter, but he can't afford to use it.

"You buy it!"

Mom beat him, she was reluctant to pay, she was in charge of the family's money, how to spend it?

"If you say buy it, we'll buy it!"

Dad's soft bones, but Mom's words are forward.

"Don't digress!

Mom is in a hurry.

It's a pity that she didn't worry about me, thinking about finishing her family affairs and busy with her own body affairs.

She still doesn't understand my true identity, thinking that I am the stupid daughter she and Bai Dahe share.

"Uh-huh! I can't afford a helicopter, I can't take a straight line, I don't know how much time it takes to turn around in a car?

Dad calculated.

"I had to change kindergartens!"

"There is another kindergarten not far from the front, just this one! The kindergarten named Liushun is about the same distance as Wuhua in a straight line. ”

Mom points to the map and shows it to Dad.

"Still making fools! What's the use of saying straight-line distances? Calculate the driving directions!"

When Dad suddenly found Mom stupid, he sat up straight and simply ordered Mom!

"Oh, hurry up and find a ruler, how many centimeters does the student use to measure the centimeter?"

Mom, in turn, ordered Dad to find a ruler.

However, she is not taking revenge on her father, it is just a habitual statement.

Usually, she assigns her father to do things.

"Ruler, everything in the house is managed by you, I don't know where the ruler is!"

Dad didn't want to run errands, misunderstood that Mom retaliated against him, and spoke a little excitedly.

"I remember, it was on a table in the doorway from the reading room on the first floor, which I used last time to measure the thickness of a book. ”

Mom stretched out her hand to push Dad, hoping that he thought he was a man and had a reason to endure hardships and stand hard work.

Besides, upstairs and downstairs, back and forth for dozens of meters, it doesn't take much time and physical strength, but it can easily capture a woman's heart.

Dad should go downstairs to find a ruler to ease Mom's displeasure.

"Or you go down and look for it, I can't find it!"

However, Dad is determined not to act, he just wants to dissipate his mother's arrogance, and he is about to get used to her!

"No ruler needed!" I came up with an idea.

Mom shows her palms to Dad.

"Measure by hand?"

"Hmm!"

The mother nodded vigorously, and the woman's attack was frustrated, and she had diluted her domineering spirit and returned to her soft and feminine appearance.

"Good heart, measure with the palm of my hand, thumb-to-middle finger distance, right?"

When Dad saw his mother's soft body, revealing a girl's tenderness, he couldn't help but soften his steel mind and turned to coax his mother.

"Uh-huh!"

Mom nodded vigorously, afraid of her father, a common disease for women, and afraid of men changing their faces at the root.

"How long is a slap?"

Mom asked Dad, she didn't understand, she hadn't measured.

"About 20 centimeters or so. ”

Dad often measured the length with his hands, and he knew it by heart.

"Measure that kindergarten first?"

Dad forgot the kindergarten he just said, the two kindergartens were mixed together, and he was a little dizzy!

"It's called Liu Shun's kindergarten, you're so stupid! I can't remember what I just said!"

Mom regained a little self-confidence, and only by grasping Dad's stupidity can she regain her family status.

Sure enough, Dad showed a depressed look, and men are most afraid of being stupid in front of women.

In a short period of time, Dad has already made two stupid mistakes!

He couldn't straighten his waist in front of his mother.

Dad gestured with his hand on the map.

"One palm! It seems that there is not a palm? I dare not straighten my palm, and my palm is flat, and it will immediately exceed the distance from Liushun Kindergarten to our house. ”

"It's certainly less than a palm's length, that is, less than 20 centimeters in a straight line on the map. ”

Mom helped Dad analyze, and by the way, suppressed his emotions, made him feel inferior, made him uncomfortable, and fell down at his mother's feet again.

The war between husband and wife in the family is usually psychological warfare without gunpowder, and it all depends on playing with a few muscles and bones in the head.

"Oh! yes, yes!"

Dad seemed to be stupid.

He's pretending to be garlic to make his mother happy!

Consciousness later told me that my father and mother were fighting each other, and there were some means, and in general, my father still loved my mother.

What does dad love about mommy?

I didn't want to listen to the topic of love, and I followed my parents for several years, only to see them intrigue and cheat on each other.

"After my mother started to work out according to Abin's beauty method, her body shape and skin are getting better and better, and her age seems to be regressing, what an ageless goddess!"

Consciousness boasted that my mother's body had changed greatly.

"Mom herself is not old! she is not an old woman if she is not 30 years old. ”

I was busy defending my mother, and my daughter was dutiful in defending everything she had.

"She seems to be a little younger, and the effect of beautifying her body is strong! ”

Consciousness turned to praise the mother for rejuvenation.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm

I agree with the point of view of consciousness, my mother will maintain, and she doesn't have fairy and demon magic skills, but she knows the ordinary gameplay of magic skills.

As a result, my mother can live a younger life, worthy of being the mother of the fairy and demon, and live up to my expectations.

Dad loves her more and more because of her mother's beauty.

I'm a little flustered! just for the body?

What about the love exchange between them?

I was not convinced: "Isn't there love between men and women?"

"The reality is like this, dad likes mom's body, and because of the body, dad loves mom. ”

Consciousness tells the truth.

"As I said earlier, the so-called love is such a state. ”

Consciousness strives to confess that its views are correct.

"Seems like more than half a palm's distance?"

Dad recounted it on the map and told Mom.

"No! You're wrong again! It's a straight-line distance, and we must have picked up the kids, not by helicopter. ”

Mom couldn't help but rejoice when she found out that Dad was still repeating the mistake of measuring straight lines, and grabbed the evidence of Daddy's stupidity.

"Oh! Wrong!"

Dad was scared of the brain.

"It's better to slap your head hard, the head that doesn't open its mind, needs to be replaced. ”

Mom hummed.

"It should be measured according to the driving route! The distance of less than a palm cannot be calculated, and it still needs to be measured with a ruler. ”

Dad had no choice but to find a ruler.

"I'll go down and get a ruler. ”

He had to be self-conscious.

"I said earlier, the ruler is on the table in the reading room on the first floor, you prefer to measure it with the palm of your hand, or find a ruler, go down and get it!"

Mom looked at Dad and smiled, which made Dad feel angry, but he liked to tease Mom.

"It's not your trick yet, palm measurement!"

Dad wanted to refute his mother a few words, look at his mother's soft appearance, there was no exit, he thought he was unlucky, and he was going to run errands after all!

At this time, he even wanted to hug his mother and kiss him.

Dad reached out and touched Mom's shoulder and said, "I'll go down and get it." ”

He got up and walked out the door.