Chapter 157: Abstract Art?, (part 4 of 5)
"Xiaoxin, your body is too weak, you can't do it at the beginning, how can a man say no?" Lin Xiao said with a wicked smile.
"Brother, your analogy is too ......" Xie Xin couldn't help but laugh.
"Okay, today brother will let you see, what is abstract art. Lin Xiao no longer teased him, but said.
"Brother, draw quickly, I really can't stand it. Xie Xin said with a bitter face.
At this time, Yu Qing and Wang Xuemei happened to come back from outside, and when they saw the scene of Xie Xin carrying Lin Xiao, they were all curious.
"What are the two of them doing here?" Yu Qing asked Concubine Chu curiously.
Concubine Chu on the side replied with a smile: "Let's paint, Lin Xiao said that he wanted to let Xiaoxin see what abstract art is." ”
Wang Xuemei was happy: "Lin Xiao still understands abstract art?"
That's what he said himself, anyway. Concubine Chu covered her mouth and said with a smile.
"Lin Xiao, if you want to paint, hurry up, don't use excuses to bully us Xiaoxin. Yu Qing joked with a smile.
"That's it, look, Xiaoxin's face is red, and the whole person is trembling. Wang Xuemei also agreed.
Lin Xiao didn't care, didn't he want this effect?
Lin Xiao finally began to brush under the curious gaze of his sisters, he didn't deliberately paint anything, but completely let Xie Xin shake, brushstrokes on the canvas, freehand with Xie Xin's shaking graffiti.
"What is this painting?" Yu Qing looked confused.
"Abstract art paintings?" asked Wang Xuemei uncertainly.
"Seems to be, right?" Concubine Chu was also at a loss.
On the other hand, Lin Xiao sat on Xie Xin's shoulder and let Xie Xin shake, very free and aimless, drawing chaotic circles on the canvas with Xie Xin's shaking.
"Do you think it really looks like that?" Yu Qing looked at Lin Xiao with a freehand look, and didn't know why he felt an indescribable taste.
"Yes, although it looks like a mess, why do you look at him like this, I feel like he is really a painter. ”
"But didn't he say he didn't know anything about abstract art, why did he play this trick now?"
In fact, where does Lin Xiao really know what abstract art is, the reason why he does this is entirely because in that fragmented dream, Lin Xiao was more impressed by a piece of news, an abstract painting called "Blackboard", which is like an abstract painting scribbling at random, actually set a transaction price of more than 70 million US dollars.
Lin Xiao was deeply impressed by this incident, so he remembered very clearly that the painting "Blackboard" was painted by an abstract painting master sitting on the shoulders of his friends and shaking with his friends.
Although he couldn't understand it at all, and he didn't understand what the art was, he felt that this feeling was particularly suitable for pretending to be 13, so he took it out and tried it, not to mention, it was really quite feeling.
Anyway, Lin Xiao is very freehand.
Gradually, Xie Xin's trembling became more and more intense, and Lin Xiao's brushstrokes became more and more messy and fast.
"Brother, okay, me, I'm dying. ”
"Okay!" Lin Xiao didn't continue to tease Xie Xin this time, but threw the paintbrush to the side, and then jumped off Xie Xin's shoulder.
Clapping his hands, Lin Xiao began to look at the painting he had drawn in the shape of the "Blackboard" in his dream.
To tell the truth, Lin Xiao didn't understand what he drew at all.
After Xie Xin came down from Lin Xiao, the whole person sat on the ground tiredly.
Then he raised his head curiously to see what Lin Xiao had painted after working so hard for so long, but after seeing the painting Lin Xiao had drawn, Xie Xin's whole person was not good.
"Brother, you're not playing with me, are you? This is abstract art, why can't I see where the art of this painting is?" Xie Xin looked at Lin Xiao with resentment.
"Ahem, don't you understand? What is abstract art? It's something that only a handful of people can understand, if even you can understand it, is it still called abstract art?" Lin Xiao said nonsense with his eyes open.
"No, Lin Xiao, what the hell are you painting?" Yu Qing on the side looked at it for a long time, and finally couldn't help but say.
"To paint this kind of painting, you still need to get so many things that you don't have, look at Xiaoxin's tiredness, how do I think, your painting is not as good as the director's graffiti for primary school students?" Wang Xuemei also said angrily.
Lin Xiao couldn't help but touch his head when he saw a group of people looking at him with some common hatred, to be honest, he also felt the same.
Sure enough, the chicken and the duck talked about it, this round of pretending to be forced was definitely a failure.
However, despite this, it is not true that we lose people and do not lose the battle.
"You don't understand this, do you?" this is called abstract art......" Lin Xiao was about to continue to open his eyes and talk nonsense, but when he saw his sisters looking at him with an unkind face, there was still some mockery, as if to say, make up, continue to make up.
Well, Lin Xiao also admitted that he couldn't make it up.
"Okay, actually, I can't understand it, but it's not important......" Lin Xiao forcibly explained, but it didn't work.
The sisters still looked at Lin Xiao like fools.
At this moment, a voice came out of nowhere.
“Unbelievable!”
Everyone looked for the owner of the voice with a puzzled face, and it turned out that it was a white-haired foreigner who had come to see the painting who said this.
At this moment, the gray-haired old man, with the eyes of a pervert seeing a beautiful woman, stared straight at Lin Xiao's incomprehensible graffiti.
There was also a series of exclamations on the side.
Concubine Chu was stunned, Yu Qing was dumbfounded, Wang Xuemei was stunned, Xie Xin looked puzzled, and Lin Xiao himself was even more confused.
What's the situation?
Lin Xiao, Concubine Chu, Yu Qing, Wang Xuemei, Xie Xin and others all turned their heads to look at director Zhu Fang with great tacit understanding at this time.
Everyone subconsciously thinks that this foreigner is not a trust found by the program team?
Zhu Fang also seemed to be able to read everyone's eyes, and waved his hand again and again: "This person is not what we are looking for." ”
At this time, the white-haired foreigner was standing in front of the painting that Lin Xiao had just pretended to be forced to fail, looking serious and intoxicated, as if he was not looking at Lin Xiao's graffiti, but at a celebrity's artwork.
It doesn't look like it's pretending to be anything, otherwise, it's definitely an Oscar-level acting acting.
No, Lin Xiao himself felt that there were 10,000 alpacas galloping by, who could tell me what the situation was?
And the others also looked like hell.
"Could it be that this is really abstract art?"
"This blind cat meets a dead mouse?"
"Brother, do you really know abstract art?"
“......”
Then he saw the old man, and he turned around with a red face and said a series of extremely fast words to Lin Xiao.
Lin Xiao's English level can only be said to be very average, and he didn't understand a word, and looked at the drooling old man there with a confused expression.