Chapter 51: Peers See Peers
There are grandmothers on crutches, grandmothers holding grandchildren, uncles with cigarettes, children in open crotch pants, and a young daughter-in-law who is newly married and strange......
Gradually look this way and gather......
"Ah, what are you here to sell......"
"I don't know, I've just heard it...... free"
"These five women seem to be the ones who sell porridge in Meadow Town......"
……
The crowd gathered in front of them, almost all of them grasping the point of the word 'free', and a woman with a child looked up and asked with a smile.
"Huh...... What are you selling?"
Shi Xiaoxiao patted the loudspeaker, aimed at the woman, and just wanted to open his mouth, probably afraid of arguing with the child in the other party's arms, he turned off the horn again, and replied with a smile.
"Auntie, we are opening the door to send warmth to the activity center, now come to our Fanjiazhai for a free tasting of porridge, each village is limited to 10 servings, come and try one?"
When the woman heard that it was porridge, she was probably a little disappointed, and she stood on tiptoe and looked into the carriage, but she didn't see anything else, and muttered with her mouth in her mouth.
"Hey, I thought it was something good, just porridge?
Shi Xiaoxin said that free porridge is fine, are you still going to ask for my tricycle?
Coughed, didn't answer, and smiled at the rest of the crowd of onlookers.
"Uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters-in-law, our porridge is of high quality and tasteful, it is an authentic high-quality porridge in Meadowzi Town, if you don't believe it, you can try it, the first ten servings are free......"
As a result, as soon as he finished shouting, someone below raised his hand.
A handsome little daughter-in-law giggled and pouted.
"Cut, the person who came just now is still 20 bowls free......"
"Just here?"
Shi Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, how could this kind of inferior bargaining method hide from her? For example, when she went to buy something on the street, as long as she bargained, eight out of ten people would say it...... The house just now is cheaper than you and something like that, whenever you encounter this, you only need to say one word, and you will definitely die!
This sentence is: It's cheaper than me in front, and you came to buy me, are you full?
As a result, before he finished laughing, his smile froze, and he saw a tricycle coming on-demand on the opposite road, and at the same time, a tweeter was hanging, repeating: porridge...... Free porridge...... Porridge...... Free porridge......
The handsome little daughter-in-law before was even more proud, pointing to the tricycle and smiling.
"Look, this is it, the first twenty bowls are free!"
The two tricycles passed by, and there was only one person on the opposite tricycle, it was the little brother who set up a stall next to Ma Tianyao yesterday, and when he saw Ma Tianyao at this moment, he was sweating in his heart.
The heart said MMP, no, you've been queuing up to sell for a day, and you're going to stick in the streets and alleys?
Ma Tianyao is also MMP in her heart at the moment, she never expected that the group of people from TM did not go to the streets to set up stalls, but transferred the revolutionary position, and all went deep into the countryside to send warmth.
Just as he was thinking about it, another loudspeaker sounded from the end of the road......
"Porridge, delicious porridge is free...... Porridge...... Delicious porridge for free......"
Then another tricycle drove up......
As soon as the three tricycles met, they all had complicated expressions......
At this moment, a bare-chested old man with a cigarette in his mouth next to him was happy.
"It's really strange, I've lived so big, I've never seen anyone who came to the village to sell porridge, and today I met three ...... No, it's four ......"
The old man's words made everyone stunned, and they all looked up, and sure enough, there was another one on the west side of the road.
Shi Xiaoxiao was so angry that he jumped down from the tricycle, waved to Ma Tianrou above, brought a pot of white porridge and a pot of millet porridge down, put it on the ground, and took out a stack of bowls to set it up.
"Come, since we have encountered it, let's divide it, let's not say a few bowls for free, you taste it first, if it's not delicious, I'll pour it all, if it's delicious, let's talk about whether to buy it or not, what's the matter?"
The words were inquiry, but the bowl had already been handed to the seven or eight people who were watching, she was a thief, and each bowl was only filled with half a spoonful and a little less, and seven or eight bowls went out, adding up to less than two bowls in total, and she had to show an expression of distress to cry.
The hardness of these words couldn't help but make most of the onlookers believe it, especially the old ones who served other people's bowls, they couldn't drink it at the moment, and they all smiled and sent it to their mouths.
"Hmm...... It's delicious......"
"Yes, the smell of rice is so strong, why can't I make such a delicious porridge. ”
Porridge......
For northerners, especially those in Qinxi Province, there are particularly thick memories and affections.
Most of the people in Qinxi Province have developed the habit of drinking porridge in the morning and evening and eating noodles at noon since childhood, so that in the 21st century, many counties can not even find restaurants that sell rice.
In the morning, they drink white rice, millet, corn and hazelnuts, and bite into their steamed white flour steamed buns, and they have a plate of pickles or blanched seasonal vegetables.
The food you drink at night is the same as in the morning, except for noodles at noon, and the people here pay attention to eating less in the morning, eating enough at noon, and eating well at night.
The people here don't produce rice and don't eat much rice, but they only like to eat white rice porridge, also called white porridge.
After the first batch of attempts at this moment, the rave reviews were overwhelming, and the onlookers next to them were suspicious and wanted to try, but the small fox tail of the stone was exposed.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, the following are all five yuan a piece. ”
An uncle who picked his nostrils immediately quit, wiped his nose boogers on the soles of his shoes, dusted the smoking pot on the upper of his shoes, and beckoned to the white porridge seller next to him.
"Aren't you also free, come, give Uncle Sheng a copy!"
The man next to him swallowed his saliva, smiled dryly, and waved his hand to refuse.
"Huh...... Uncle, I'm really sorry, I just sold out...... Either...... You ask this brother, and he ...... for free."
The little brother who sold white porridge next to him felt MMP in his heart, and hurriedly waved his hand.
"Uncle, I'm sold out too......"
After speaking, he looked at the other person, and the other person directly started the car and left......
When the uncle saw that he couldn't eat the free white porridge, he suddenly couldn't hang his face, and directly removed the lid of the little brother's pot.
"Hey, don't you still have half a pot here, what's the matter, talking doesn't count, don't you say it's free to drink......"
Nonsense, they don't know Ma Tianyao's white porridge, but who dares not to know these peers? They are just rubbing the popularity of others, the half-immortal meets the true god, the class is said to get an axe, and Ma Tianyao PK on the spot?
So when the uncle asked one by one, these peers neatly chose to pretend to be silent, and then, watching the first companion drive away, the other two also drove away, they not only want to leave this road, but also stay away from this village, at least away from Ma Tianyao, after all, with Ma Tianyao, they don't want to sell.