Chapter 14: The Iron Mouth Opens
When I was a child, my parents once taught me that you can't do deceitful things when you grow up, otherwise God won't spare you and you will be easily struck by lightning, but today the old god stick doesn't know which nerve is wrong, and he actually let Dadezi and Han Rufeng go out to set up a stall to tell fortunes for people, Han Rufeng made a total mistake in his heart, to say that this fortune-telling belongs to leaking the heavenly machine, no matter whether you calculate it accurately or not, as long as you give people fortune-telling, it belongs to the leakage of the heavenly machine.
Han Rufeng secretly complained in his heart, this is really going to kill people, it's not okay if you don't go, it's not okay to talk nonsense, what's the matter.
At this time, Dadezi was already ready to go, and I saw Dadezi straddle a bag diagonally, and I don't know what it was, and he was still carrying a folding table in his hand, standing at the door and shouting: Senior brother, let's go.
Han Rufeng looked at Da Dezi and sighed, so he had to follow, it seemed that he had lived to the end.
At the entrance of a shopping mall, after Dadezi put the table up, he took out the things in the bag, and saw that the first thing he took out was a piece of red cloth with the code word written on it, Mai Shenxiang, Bailing, and in the middle was a gossip pattern, and then after spreading the red cloth on the table, he took out an old book "Mai Shenxiang" It is estimated that he bought it from the stall.
Han Rufeng can't wait to strangle Da Dezi at the moment, where do you want to tell fortunes, you have to put it in this conspicuous place, if you let people catch it, you can't sue the two of us to promote feudal superstition, but looking at Da Dezi's posture, it seems that he has no intention of moving, and he is not ready to get up after sitting down, at this time Han Rufeng looked around, not to mention, there are really several fortune tellers at the entrance of this shopping mall, the most conspicuous is the one opposite, a bamboo pole supports a guise and it is written, the iron mouth is open, and the yin and yang are broken. Oh, it doesn't look like a small tone.
After setting up the stall, Dadezi said to Han Rufeng: Senior brother, you have experience in telling fortunes, you can sit for a while, look at your senior brother and mine today, you must know that your senior brother and I have the title of the first god in the Northeast when we were eighteen years old, this is not a waste of fame, you will look at it in a while.
Han Rufeng was speechless when he looked at this No. 1 god in the Northeast, this is the result of letting the old god stick poison for many years, this is exactly what Han Rufeng wants, he doesn't have to tell his own fortunes, and he doesn't have to suffer from heaven's curse.
Da Dezi was blown out, but half a day passed, and no one came, on the contrary, Tie Zuizhang's business on the opposite side was very good, and he just sent away a customer, looking at Han Rufeng and Da Dezi and smiling.
Han Rufeng is nothing, but Dadezi can't hang it up now, he stood up and shouted loudly, Mai looks like a god, and he doesn't want money.
As soon as Da Dezi shouted like this, Han Rufeng really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, the iron mouth on the opposite side opened his belly and laughed, and the fortune tellers next to him were also happy.
Not to mention that Da Dezi shouted like this, he really attracted people, and an old lady came over with a red armband.
Han Rufeng saw that things were not good, and he was just about to go over to remind him, and then he saw the old lady walking like a fly to Dadezi's side and said: "Boy! I heard you shouting here from afar! You know no, you are propagating superstition, have you practiced ***.
Da Dezi was also stunned and didn't know what to do, and he didn't say a reason for a long time.
At this time, Han Rufeng walked over and said: Auntie, my brothers and I are just eating together, don't be angry, after speaking, Han Rufeng took out fifty yuan and stuffed it into the old lady's hand.
When the old lady saw the money, she looked at it and said, "Tell you both, this money is not for me, this is the tax money you paid in this place, do you know?"
Han Rufeng saw that the old lady was talking one by one, and he was speechless for a while.
After the old lady said a few words, she left, and Dadezi looked at Han Rufeng and said: "Senior brother, you see that you have broken the bank before it opens, and when the meeting opens, the senior brother will definitely pay you back."
Han Rufeng looked at Da Dezi speechlessly, it is estimated that he wants to open today.
The morning passed like this, Da Dezi and Han Rufeng were scorched by the sun, and there was still no one.
Da Dezi pinned all his hopes on the afternoon, and sure enough, the hard work paid off, and after the two of them had just eaten in the afternoon, a middle-aged man came over, sat down and looked at Da Dezi and said: Master, can you calculate it for me.
When Dadezi saw someone coming, he immediately shook his spirits, changed his face, looked at the man in front of him and said: I don't know what Mr. asked for.
The man said, "Please also ask the master to show me how his life is."
Dadezi asked the person's birthday and looked at it for a long time and said: Sir, you are the life of Yang Jin, please listen to me slowly, the five elements of gold account for people, can speak and be resourceful; bow your head to have a thousand plans, raise your head and have many ways; in order to speak is a sentence, you can't push the cart repeatedly; the heart is a stroke of the scale, and there is no lack of reason to make people say; some people say that you have three or five sentences, your heart is like an oil pot; your conduct is good and moral, and you have many friends all over the world; it is like Taoyuan Sanjieyi, and like Qin Qiong's second brother; two ribs and knives are friends, not afraid of eating and drinking; not Mr. flattering you, Tianyue Erde is in the life。
Hey, this great virtue is not ordinary, Han Rufeng secretly said in his heart, this is simply an export.
After listening to what Da Dezi said, the man immediately smiled and asked: Master, can I make a deal this year?
Da Dezi said like a fairy: "Well, this is it!" pinched his fingers and calculated: This year is not good for you, and it is not easy to do business, on the contrary, you should keep your head and prepare for next year.
The man was like an initiation, and he suddenly opened his mouth, shook the hand of the great deed, and said, "Sir, you are really a god!" After that, he took out a dozen pieces of money from his purse, threw it on the table, and said, "Master, you can accept these money with a smile, and then turned around and left."
Han Rufeng was really startled at this time, Da Dezi just talked in the vernacular, and he earned a lot of money, which is really unreasonable.
Da Dezi took out a brand-new hundred-yuan bill and said to Han Rufeng: Senior brother, I still have two strokes, take it, this will be the tax money in the morning.
After Han Rufeng took the money, he said to Da Dezi: Senior brother, what you said to that person just now is true?
After listening to this, Da Dezi smiled and whispered to Han Rufeng: Fortune telling, this thing is three points true and seven points false.
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After leaving from the big household, there was no one in the afternoon, it was almost four o'clock, a few copies had already been collected and left, and in the end only left, the iron mouth on the opposite side was opened, it seems that this iron mouth was consumed with us, I saw that the iron mouth Zhang had no intention of closing the stall at all, sitting opposite and looking at Da Dezi and Han Rufeng with a headset in their ears, and they were looking at the two proudly.
Time passed like this, and suddenly Da Dezi's phone rang, it was Uncle Ye who called, it was estimated that he came to ask how the business was today, and when he heard Da Dezi say that he had slaughtered a big head, Uncle Ye was extremely excited on the phone.
Just when Da Dezi was about to close the stall and go back to his house with Han Rufeng, a young woman walked over from across the road, standing between Da Dezi and Tiezui Zhang, looking left and right and not knowing which one to choose, and finally made up his mind to come to Tiezui Zhang's face, probably because Tiezui Zhang was old and could have some real skills.
I saw that the woman had just sat down, and after opening her iron mouth and glancing at it, her face changed greatly, and she shook her head at the woman and motioned for the woman to leave quickly, she couldn't see it.
Seeing that the iron mouth was open, the woman stood up and came to Dadezi and said, "Sir, can you show me?"
Da Dezi was closing the stall with Han Rufeng and saw that there were guests coming, of course they couldn't turn them away.
Have a seat!
After the woman sat down, Da Dezi also sat down, because he was patronizing and collecting things just now, and he didn't look carefully, at this time Da Dezi saw that the woman was beautiful and beautiful, and she was rarely moved, but her face was white and scary, and she was also very thin.
At this time, Han Rufeng also came over, and if he didn't look at it, he was already startled, only to see that the woman's body was wrapped in black gas, and two of the three lights on her body were extinguished, this is a great omen, there will be a disaster of blood and light within three days, no wonder the iron mouth did not show her that she was afraid of getting into trouble.
Looking at Da Dezi again, he really did not refuse, and after the woman sat down, he asked: What do you want to ask this lady?
The woman hesitated for a long time and said, "Master, I told you something, will you believe it?"
Da Dezi was stunned for a moment, it seems that this woman has a story! Da Dezi didn't know what to do for a while.
We will believe it, Han Rufeng smiled at the woman.
The woman looked at Han Rufeng and nodded and said to Da Dezi: Master, I encountered a very evil thing, so I took out my mobile phone from my bag and played with it for a while before handing it to Da Dezi.
Dadezi picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was a text message that said: Your life is still three days, but the sender is blank.
After Han Rufeng came over and took a look, he felt that this should be someone else's prank, so he said to the woman: Could this be someone else's prank?
After listening to the woman, she said: At first, I thought it was someone else's prank, just started to send a message to my mobile phone, I didn't care and then began to call me, every day at twelve o'clock the phone rang on time, and then I turned off the mobile phone, but the phone can still call in, go to the business hall to check, and I can't find the phone number, master, what should I do if you look at this, if this is as the text message says: then I can only live for three days at most.
After listening to this, Han Rufeng was convinced, you must know that the last time she was in the hospital, Nian'er's incident was an example, and it is estimated that this woman also met a soul collector.
Seeing that this woman was so pitiful, Da Dezi said: This lady, I'm afraid I can't help you with your problem, but you don't have to worry, I'll give you a business card, you can go to this person, Da Dezi handed Uncle Ye's business card over.
The woman took the business card and glanced at it and said, "In this case, I'll go now, and after throwing down a hundred yuan, the woman took a taxi and left."
After Da Dezi saw the woman walking away, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone and called the old god stick to report to him about the woman, so that Uncle Ye could get ready.
After seeing the woman leave, Han Rufeng hesitated for a long time, not knowing whether to save this woman, you must know that she had offended Yin Cha last time because of Ye'er's matter, if she was making a move this time, it is estimated that she would completely fall out with the underworld, and what could be done in the future.
Just when Da Dezi and Han Rufeng were about to leave, a person came from the opposite side, and it was the iron mouth open.
Tiezui opened his hand and walked over with a disguise in his hand and said to Han Rufeng and Da Dezi: Two little brothers, please stay.