In the morning, Ma Tianyao woke up from a lazy sleep, and when she got up, Shi Xiaoxiao rarely got up, and she saw in a daze that this thing was squatting in the corner of the room and sneakily hiding something.

"Hey...... What are you doing?"

"Ahh

Shi Xiaoxiao was startled by Ma Tianyao's sudden shout, and fell directly backwards, then immediately sat up and shook his head with a dry smile.

"No, I didn't do anything, I just looked...... Oh yes, I just heard rats, so I'm ......."

"Mouse?"

Ma Tianyao sat up with a smile and looked at Shi Xiaoxiao seriously.

"Tiny, I've heard people say that when you lie...... Forget it, I can't make it up, it's not too early, hurry up and wash up, let's go to the store and have a look. ”

"Oh...... Oooh......"

Shi Xiaoxiao fled in the wilderness, Ma Tianyao got off the kang and went to the corner, rummaging in a pile of pots and cans, and after a long time, she reluctantly gave up.

"This must be hiding 1,500 yuan, but it's just ...... Where is she hiding?"

Shaking his head, Ma Tianyao dispelled the idea of treasure hunting, got up and washed.

After washing, the two of them went out arm-in-arm and staggered towards the store.

"I'll go, what's the situation?"

Coming to the door of the shop around the corner, this store has no name, not even a glass door, there is a square dance speaker squatting in front of the door, and a middle-aged aunt squatting next to it, supporting a small board, on which a bunch of potatoes, carrots, etc., and a bunch of packaged paring knives.

At this moment, the aunt is wearing a headset and peeling potatoes, saying while peeling.

"I'll cut it, you come to see, real gold is not afraid of fire to practice! Good things, let's do experiments in front of you! This pull is a line!"

As she spoke, the aunt lifted the cut potatoes, and sure enough, the potatoes were skewered into a spiral-shaped long line, and the onlookers next to her were amazed.

"It's delicious, it's fun, go home and tease the kids!"

"Cut it, turn it, the bricks of the Tang Dynasty, the tiles of the Han Dynasty, let's cut a big wild goose pagoda in western Qin!"

"From the capital to your land, if you want to be as fine as you want, you can cut as much as you want, take a look, sharpen it, it is comparable to the small waist of a beautiful woman......"

"Rub a long, a short, a shredded radish to be the safest, the Great Wall is long and long, all the way to the Pacific Ocean. Rub as much as you eat, and rub as much as you want, the radish is particularly good!"

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The aunt was very fast, and as she spoke, she used different graters to fork out potatoes of various shapes, and the onlookers next to her had three layers inside and three layers outside.

"Guys, there are a total of seven pieces of peeling artifacts, now I don't want 998, I don't want 98, I just need 9 pieces of 8! and...... Buy one set and get one free!Bring home the silk wipe, don't be afraid to cook, yo...... Yo...... Yo Yo, you say you're too scared to cook...... Wire graters to take home...... Yo...... Yo...... You people...... Don't be surprised...... Although the aunt is old, the aunt can still hip-hop...... Hit the ......"

"I'm rubbing! This aunt is hard enough! From stand-up comedy to hip-hop rap, it's seamless? Xiaoxiao, people are much better than you, Xiaoxiao?"

Ma Tianyao gave a thumbs up and praised, turned his head to see that Shi Xiaoxiao was gone, swept around, and suddenly died of anger, Shi Xiaoxiao didn't know when, he had already crowded into the crowd to join in the fun.

She hurriedly ran over to Shi Xiaoxiao's ear and muttered.

"Hey, she occupies our shop, don't you help and join in the fun?"

"I'm killing her with my eyes!"

Shi Xiaoxiao pointed to his eyes seriously, Ma Tianyao almost laughed angrily, and saw Shi Xiaoxiao patting his chest and speaking righteously.

"Don't worry, I'll drive her away right away!"

After finishing speaking, he pushed aside the crowd in front of him, and angrily approached the middle-aged woman, stretched out a finger, and almost poked the boss in the head.

Ma Tianyao screamed in his heart, secretly thinking that Shi Xiaoxiao was going crazy, now I am afraid that I am going to fight, judging by the size of these two people, it is estimated that Shi Xiaoxiao will be beaten all over the ground in three seconds, and when the time comes, I am afraid that it will be disgraceful to be two enemies and one enemy, the main problem is ...... If he loses again, this person will be a big loser......

Just as he was thinking about it, he heard Shi Xiaoxiao shouting loudly at the middle-aged woman.

"Boss, do you sell three for ten yuan?"

"Aceba !!"

Ma Tianyao went crazy directly! When she went up, she was about to pierce her chest, Shi Xiaoxiao coughed, and quickly changed her words.

"Hey, woman, this shop is ours, if you want to sell silk polishers, change places, don't block our door!"

The middle-aged woman was obviously confused, and she didn't know whether Shi Xiaoxiao was buying a silk grater or trying to find fault, so she sneered and spoke.

"Yo, this is your shop? Why don't I know? How can you prove that this is your family? I can still say that this is my family!"

"Nonsense, we have the key!"

Shi Xiaoxiao pulled the key in Ma Tianyao's hand and shook it proudly in mid-air, with a domineering look, and as a result, not only the middle-aged woman smiled, but even the people around him who watched the excitement laughed.

"Poof...... Little sister, is there something wrong with you? This shop doesn't even have a door, where are you holding the key?"

After the middle-aged woman said this, Ma Tianyao was also confused, and said yes, there is no TM door, where is the key given to him by the landlord?

Shi Xiaoxiao's brain didn't bend so much, she didn't think about where the key was opened, she only knew that this old lady dared to smile contemptuously at her own territory.

Syllable!

A slap was directly slapped, and on the spot, everyone was stunned......

The noisy street instantly only made a sizzling sound from the loudspeakers behind her, and the middle-aged woman looked at Shi Xiaoxiao in disbelief, she probably never thought that this girl who had developed in advance would dare to hit herself, and she hit so directly.

Aciba!

Doesn't a woman fight scolding for ten minutes, then jumping and spitting for five minutes, and then starting to tear her hair?

Everyone thought so, Shi Xiaoxiao was also stupid!

Syllable!

Just when the middle-aged woman was stunned, Shi Xiaoxiao slapped her again!

"Uh...... I'm sorry, I thought I didn't fight you just now, so ...... This slap is to see if you can move, and now that I know, it's good if you can move. ”

After smoking, she explained in a swagger, and everyone was confused again.

The middle-aged woman covered her cheeks in a daze, and Shi Xiaoxiao slapped others again.

"I'm sorry, I was pumping the left side of my face just now, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and this slap is for symmetry. You're straight, there's still a slap on the right!"

Syllable!

Another slap in the face.

"Well, it looks like it's pretty much the same on both sides now, by the way, does that prove to be my shop?"

Shi Xiaoxiao smiled, and the middle-aged woman fully reacted, suddenly with a voice, and then sat directly on the ground and cried, kicking her legs while crying, and then lying down and rolling.

"Ahhh!!h

"Ahh!!h

"Hey, 110? I'm going to call the police, I'm killing someone!"

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